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Shan Yu disguised himself as a eunuch and infiltrated the palace. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info He was sent to serve a big man with high-class food.

"What a high-end charcoal-grilled steak ......" Shan Yu looked at the steak in his hand and drooled, "The Emperor of the Central Plains is really extravagant!" ”

When they arrived at the place, the chief eunuch who led the way commanded: "Put everything on the ground!" ”

"Huh?" Shan Yu was puzzled, "Does the Emperor of the Central Plains want to eat on the ground?" Shan Yu followed the other eunuchs to put the food on the ground, and then stood aside.

The chief eunuch bent down in a flattering manner and said to a dog, "Please! Dog Ancestor! Just take a bite! "It turns out that these high-grade foods are not sent to the emperor to eat, but to feed the emperor's dogs!

"It's too extravagant!" Shan Yu touched his hungry belly and trembled with anger!

A new task is coming again, and the chief eunuch said to the newcomer who has just entered the palace today: "The new eunuch will enter the palace today to wait!" Then he picked out the fake eunuch who was pretending to be Shan Yu, "You are the strongest!" Go and wait for the most important big guys! ”

It was really good news, Shan Yu immediately changed his clothes and followed behind the chief eunuch with a fruit bowl. Shan Yu thought to himself: "The big man must be the emperor of the Central Plains!" Tackle him while you're in the bath! ”

The chief eunuch took Shan Yu to the royal bath, only to see an old woman taking a bubble bath in the bath. The chief eunuch said: "You serve the queen mother well!" ”

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General Bao led his troops to a triumphant victory and was greeted by a hero. A large number of people spontaneously flocked to the city gates to welcome the army into the city. Among them, there was a particularly beautiful beauty, who couldn't help crying with joy when she saw General Bao riding on horseback proudly in the spring breeze: "The general is back!" Peace is back! ”

General Bao saw the outstanding beauty at a glance, and he was very proud in his heart: "The call of the beauty to the idol ......"

"Thank God for your blessing......" the beauty folded her hands and said reverently.

"Beauty's blessing to the hero......" General Bao was very happy in his heart.

"Otherwise, this child will have no father!" The beauty suddenly took out a baby who was still in swaddling clothes, and there was a big "bag" word on the swaddling clothes! "Do you want to do it?"

"Suffered!" General Bao suddenly remembered one thing, "the sequelae before the expedition ......"

General Bao took Senior Brother, Hua Mulan and Little Junior Brother to the palace to accept the emperor's reward.

"General Bao, please come here!" The chief eunuch said politely, "The emperor is waiting for you to have a celebration banquet!" ”

"Did you hear that? The emperor is waiting for me to eat! General Bao was very excited and proud, and said, "Let's go!" Follow me to the celebration feast! With that, General Bao walked towards the main hall with the equally excited trio.

Arrived at the door......

"It's full of officials, the four of you take a sip of tea first!" The chief eunuch pointed to the crowded banquet hall and said with a smile.

The four ......of them were speechless.

Finally, the hall was empty. Only then was General Bao able to enter the hall to face the saint.

"Brave General Bao!" The emperor greeted him with a smile on his face, "My big hero!" ”

General Bao reluctantly raised his spirit to salute the emperor, but what he actually thought in his heart was: "Your Majesty, I'm already very hungry!" ”

"Someone! Prepare a royal meal for the heroes! The emperor commanded to the chief eunuch.

It can be said that this sentence is the most comforting words that General Bao has ever heard. The emperor wants to give them imperial food to eat, what a high honor!

"How much the emperor values us!" General Bao was excited, "I specially invite us to eat imperial meals!" General Bao's excitement also infected the senior brothers, and the four of them were all excited about the imperial meal that was about to be served.

The efficiency of the palace is still very fast, and after a while, the imperial meal is served on the table. When the cover was lifted, the four of them were immediately dumbfounded! I saw that in the small dinner plate, there was a salted duck egg and a banana alone!

"Well, today's Manchu weight loss dinner has bananas and duck eggs!" The emperor looked at the duck eggs and bananas in front of him and said.

Bananas, bananas, better than nothing! General Bao took the lead, peeled the banana and began to eat.

"The emperor has a decree! General Xuanbao brought a sword to the temple! At this time, the chief eunuch suddenly came to deliver the decree.

"It's an honor!" General Bao stood up suddenly, holding his sword and proudly said to the senior brother and the others, "The emperor wants me to dance the sword in front of the emperor!" ”

"Papapa......" Senior Brother, Mulan and Little Senior Brother were sincerely happy for General Bao and couldn't help but applaud.

General Bao, who was encouraged by his subordinates, was very excited, strode to the hall, began to dance the sword, and sang at the same time: "Zhuang Zhi is hungry for Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Hun blood......"

"What are you singing? The emperor asked you to peel pears! The chief eunuch pointed to the pear placed in front of the emperor and said.

General Bao's feet were unstable and fell into a!

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"We won the battle! I'm especially happy today! Mulan stood up with an oversized beer glass and said heroically, "Come on!" I would like to toast you all! ”

"Are you okay?" The little junior brother looked at the big cup, and then asked worriedly.

"It's okay to have a beer!" Mulan confidently gestured an "ok" to the little junior brother, "I'll do it first for respect!" As she spoke, Mulan tilted her head and poured the liquid from the cup into her throat very happily.

The senior brother sitting next to him saw that Mulan was so bold, and he also drank it together. However, the contents of the cup surprised the senior brother: "It's spirits?!" ”

Before the senior brother finished speaking, he saw Mulan grabbing his throat and jumping around, obviously choking on spirits!

When the chief eunuch heard the news, he looked at the jar containing Moutai wine in the palace maid's hand, and hurriedly said embarrassedly: "The new palace maid has poured the wrong wine!" ”

"I'm a man! Are you okay? Drinking such a large glass of spirits, Mulan was drunk on the spot, and the whole person became dizzy, stepping on the table to show everyone the muscles in her arms.

"Okay!" Senior Brother gave a thumbs up to Mulan, "Brother Hua does it in one go, it's bold enough!" Just as the palace maid poured him another glass, the senior brother raised his glass arrogantly and said, "I'll accompany you to make a toast!" ”

After that, the senior brother raised his head and drank.

At this time, the chief eunuch glanced at the jar held in the arms of the palace maid, and hurriedly reminded: "The palace maid is wrong again!" That's vinegar! ”

However, after the chief eunuch finished saying this, the senior brother had already drunk the cup of old vinegar! "Sour enough!" Senior Brother clenched his throat in pain and gasped.

"Well done! Courageous! Mulan, who was going crazy with alcohol, saw that the senior brother was so heroic, and excitedly gestured "OK" with one hand and patted the senior brother's shoulder with the other.

"......" saw the tragic situation of the two of them, and the little junior brother and General Bao sitting on the side looked at the wine glass in front of him with very suspicious eyes, not sure what was inside.

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Halfway through the banquet, the emperor, who had finished the Manchu Han weight loss feast, got up and left, ready to find the two concubines to have a good time.

At this time, Shan Yu was hiding on the beam of the house, preparing to assassinate him: "Now is the best time to assassinate!" ”

Seeing that the target was about to reach the predetermined position, Shan Yu held the golden knife that followed him to fight in all directions, and turned over from the beam of the house with his breath, ready to solve the Emperor of the Central Plains with one sword: "Kill!" …… Ay! Didn't get it? "It seems that Shan Yu shot too early, and the emperor walked too slowly, the tip of the golden knife was just one centimeter away from the bridge of the emperor's nose, and this time it didn't work.

"Wow! What a skill! "It's so realistic!" "One more time!" Shan Yu's sudden appearance surprised everyone, but seeing Shan Yu's good skills, the guards behind the emperor coaxed.

Suddenly being held like this, Shan Yu couldn't help but feel a little proud, ran to the side of the pillar in three or two steps, and went up in a few clicks. "You wait here." Shan Yu climbed up and said to the emperor, "I'll do a slow motion!" ”

"Hurry up, I'm busy!" The emperor said indifferently.

Shan Yu climbed onto the beam of the house and pounced again with a knife. Looking at his murderous look, he is obviously playing with real characters!

"There are assassins! Guards! Escort! The emperor was frightened and shouted in panic.

I saw the guards standing still in a staggered manner, but they all raised their signs. The emperor looked at it and saw that it was written: "Nine thousand protection fees!" "Protection fee 10,000!" "20% off!"

"Rebellion! And a protection fee?! "The emperor is a little crazy. In order to avoid Shan Yu's golden knife that shone with cold light, the emperor had to climb the pillar very unimpressively. Suddenly, seeing General Bao, who had defeated Shan Yu's army, standing not far away, the emperor hurriedly shouted: "General Bao! Help! ”

General Bao paused for a moment, and then also held up a sign, which read: "The general is out of the horse, the market is 80,000!" ”

"Phew!" The emperor fell from the pillar.

With a wave of the horizontal knife, there was a "stab", and the dragon robe on the emperor's back was cut, revealing the fat of white flowers. Shan Yu took advantage of the situation to raise a knife and stab the emperor's vest.

Hearing the sound of his clothes cracking, the emperor looked back and saw that his dragon robe had a big crack! "Ahh The emperor screamed, turned around faster than Shan Yu, and slapped Shan Yu.

"This is an ancestral gold-encrusted dragon robe! Can you afford to cut it? The emperor angrily scolded Shan Yu.

"I'm sorry!" Shan Yu was frightened by the emperor's sudden momentum, and hurriedly apologized, "Next time, cut it accurately!" "Alas, the poor are a little less ambitious than the rich.

After apologizing, Shan Yu took advantage of the fact that the emperor was still facing him, and hurriedly put the golden knife on the emperor's neck. Shan Yu said sharply: "The first warrior of the Huns wants your head!" ”

"Wait a minute!" The emperor suddenly said, "Without media publicity, who knows that you are the first warrior of the Huns?" (To be continued.) )