Wen Zhile was stunned for a moment, thinking that it was not good to recruit public relations, but why did you want me to go? Puzzled, he asked very strangely: "Why do you want me to go, I haven't started the interview!"

"Get out, get your grooming in order first, and then look for a job!" The interviewer was also angry, angry at Wen Zhile, don't you know what you did, and you are still so arrogant, I don't know if Lao Tzu looks down on the man who makes a duck the most!

The surrounding melon-eating crowd burst into laughter, Wen Zhile looked down at his body, it was okay, neat, and said angrily: "Where is there a problem with grooming, show me!" ”

The interviewer covered his face with his hands, twitched, he saw too many shameless people, such a shameless first time, he didn't say anything and pointed to both sides of his face, meaning you see for yourself!

Wen Zhile can't figure it out, he has no head and no brain, what the hell is going on?

"Big brother, you didn't go home to your lover's house last night! Haha......"

"I guess I went to the red light street, and I didn't go home at night, so I came here directly this morning......"

"Don't talk nonsense, just now I saw two fourteen or fifteen-year-old girls sent him outside, and one of them kissed him before leaving, and that's how the lip prints on his face came!"

"Beasts, don't let go of such a small one!"

"Looks so handsome, it turns out to be this kind of person!"

……

The people who eat melons have played their strengths again, and they made a loud noise, accusing Wen Zhile of all kinds, and as soon as Wen Zhile heard what was going on, he raised his hand and touched his face hard, and put it in front of him to see, damn it, his hands were red......

"I'm getting shot!" Wen Zhile said with a sad face, took the bag and went to the bathroom, jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it, these two little beauties pit themselves!

Suddenly, there was a noise behind him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Big brother, do you accept apprentices? Don't go, I'll pay for tuition! ”

"Beast, such a scourge of little girls!"

"Brother, aren't you tired of both? Give me one! ”

"Young people now, it's hopeless, it's not saved!"

……

"Get out!"

Wen Zhile turned around and scolded, calmed them down at once, and stepped into the bathroom, and it was noisy outside......

"It's hard to wash!" Wen Zhile looked at his face on the mirror, his face was flushed, and there were still a lot of them on his face, so he scolded fiercely and continued to rub his ......

After a while, Wen Zhile looked at the lip prints in the mirror and finally disappeared, but his face seemed to be peeling off, and it seemed to be a little swollen, Wen Zhile wanted to cry, and muttered with a bitter face: "Nothing has been going well in the past two days, what the hell!" ”

"Hey...... Let's go out again, it's a shame! Wen Zhile sighed, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened Zhongheng Reading, found the book that was reborn and became a writer "Lonely Second Force", and clicked into it.

"Huh, what's going on?" Wen Zhile entered the book review area, and was about to look down for his book review, but he saw that his book review was directly at the top, and the number of message replies was more than 30, and he muttered strangely: "Admit it?" But there aren't so many replies......"

Wen Zhile twitched in his heart, that "lonely second force" would not be in ...... Scold Lao Tzu! clicked on it directly, and looked at the reply to Wen Zhile, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.

"This landlord is a fool, such a beautiful book is still sprayed!"

"Visually the landlord is a second force, do you know how hard the author works? Please speak after the survey! ”

"Downstairs is right, I'm in favor!"

"Love to see, don't watch the fuck off, no need for trolls to mess around!"

"Such a divine book, you say so, it is too unconscionable!"

……

"The author is big, ignore that fool!"

"I support you, don't care about the second force, write your own, we support you!"

"Didn't I write a book that I didn't know myself? It's so good to write and you still comment like this, I just want to say that trolls really go nowhere! With so many readers liked, need you to comment on the troublemaker? Do you think you can drive me away? Who do you think you are? Say a word of forbidden words again! Today's good mood has been ruined by your dead man! ”

Seeing the last few replies, Wen Zhile understood why so many people scolded themselves, and the last one was the "lonely second force" reply, as soon as I saw that the reader's name was the same as the author's name, I knew that it was him, and those dogs smelled fishy and came to join in the fun.

Wen Zhile stroked his chest a few times, and after a while. The breath was not as strong as wheezing, and he was angry, and muttered to himself: "Lao Tzu has to convince people with reason, if you can't convince you after more than ten years of reading, then Lao Tzu doesn't have to be mixed!" Wait for the dead author, the uncle will defeat you with my knowledge! ”

"I'm sad to see you guys so naïve, I feel like the overall IQ of our country has been lowered by you, what? Don't you believe me? I don't believe that "lonely second force" you come out, I will discuss with you today the plot of your book, where is the problem, not to mention that you are not self-conscious, I am not good! ”

There is not a single dirty word in the whole book review, but it is "deeply rooted in the hearts of the people", Wen Zhile thinks that the dead author and those readers will be angry!

Wen Zhile recalled the plot he had seen and began to list the problems with the plot of the dead author's book.

"Listing 1: After the crossing, the names of the protagonists are used in a mess, can the reader understand them? Don't believe you! ”

After writing a post, continue!

"List 2: This is what I said yesterday, the protagonist saw that his girlfriend was asleep, turned his head and left, are you a green hat with too much? And then get used to it? ”

"Example 3: The villain who slept with your girlfriend humiliated the protagonist in turn, and the protagonist didn't react at all, was the protagonist written according to your own prototype?"

"Listing 4: The protagonist calls his father a brother, do you do the same when you're at home? Do you want to sleep with your mother? ”

……

In a community in Shanghai, there was a room on the third floor, a man sat in front of the computer with a black face, his lips trembling, and suddenly screamed, "Lao Tzu will not let you go!" He is the "lonely second force", the author of the rebirth of the writer...... When I started a book review to scold Wen Zhile, I was so angry that I forgot that I could ban it, and I went crazy, and the readers were also crazy, and they were all scolding Wen Zhile for slandering the good books in their minds......

Wen Zhile wrote a post and published it, but he didn't read the replies in the book review at all, and he wouldn't know that the author had already exploded, and turned on the troll mode to lead readers to scold him......

"Ninety-eight: Write without brains? The first half of the chapter is called Zhang San, and the second half of the chapter becomes Li Si, is there no brain or do you remember being eaten by a dog! ”

"List ninety-nine: The ending directly describes Papapa, do you write a little yellow text? Aren't you afraid of being invited to tea? The key is that the little yellow text written is not good-looking, you are not cowardly! ”

"List a hundred: The protagonist meets a girl and goes on, are you Takashi Kato? How you are, looking at the text you send on the screen, I can imagine your lewd face behind the screen! For the time being, I will write so much, there are too many garbage places to list them one by one! ”

Wen Zhile integrated while watching, and then wrote these 100 faults, in fact, I haven't made up some yet, but Wen Zhile thinks that this is enough, and it can wake up the "lonely second force"!

Wen Zhile sighed after writing it, in fact, this book is not so bad, it's just that Wen Zhile is too angry, and there are bones in the egg, and he doesn't care if Kato Eagle has it here, the author can't stand it, as long as other readers have some responses after reading it, they should pay attention to these details.

"I've been squatting for a long time and I'm tired and panicking, so I'll talk about other things when I go out to eat!" Wen Zhile got up with his knees propped up, "Hey, my feet are numb, I've been squatting for a long time!" ”

Put the mobile phone in his pocket and lean on the wall and go out, this will be those company interviewers are also scattered, continue to apply at one o'clock in the afternoon, walk for a while and gradually stop numb, stride out, past the door, the security guard looked at Wen Zhile stunned, and didn't say anything, they all knew him......

As soon as he went out, he saw a car selling fast food in the corner, so Wen Zhile walked over there.

"This braised fish nuggets, this chili fried meat, this cabbage, this ......" Wen Zhile stood in front of the fast food truck, and ordered a few of his favorites, the waiter began to skillfully load and pack the dishes, Wen Zhile looked at the price on the billboard, twenty yuan, and said that it was not expensive, after all, this is the capital, and you have to charge money for peeing......

Pay and leave, walk under a camphor tree, start eating, that look is a wolf, as if hungry for eight lifetimes, it was solved in just five minutes, touched his mouth, and after burping, he muttered: "The portion is a little small, not enough to eat!" ”

The conscience of heaven and earth, the amount of lunch box is still very sufficient, conscience merchants, I can only blame Wen Zhile for being too able to eat......

stood up, touched his stomach, took out his mobile phone and saw that it was just twelve o'clock, and there was still an hour to start the interview, "Let's go in and sit down, it's too hard to squat here!" ”

He patted his clothes, tidied them up, and walked inside with a man in his stride.

"Stop, don't let anyone in at noon!"

As soon as I arrived at the door, I didn't step in, the security guard's voice sounded on the side, Wen Zhile was stunned, don't you want to go in? Is there such a thing? Asked, "No one is allowed in?" Isn't the one who just went in human? Is it a ghost? ”

Wen Zhile felt too strange, following the person in front of him, he couldn't get in when he went in, and he didn't let people in? Isn't he human?

The security guard frowned and said unhappily: "That's someone else's interviewer, I have to keep my mouth tight, be careful of the trouble coming out of my mouth!" ”

"Yo, he's not human, huh? Believe it or not, I yelled, called him over and asked! See what he says? Wen Zhile tilted his head and looked at the person who walked in, and said slowly, clearly threatening the security guard, and his expression was more than enough to be beaten......

Wen Zhile said this, and the security guard was stunned and called back? Didn't I lose my job, and what I just said was used on myself, retribution, and said helplessly: "Go in...... Don't run around! ”

"Humph!" Wen Zhile snorted coldly and walked inside, went in and looked around, chose a corner position and sat down, muttering: "It's really a dog's eyes to look at people, are they dog's eyes!" ”

Wen Zhile was angry, are incapable people bullied everywhere, sighed, and said: "Hey, it's better to criticize that dead author!" ”

Entering the book review area, Wen Zhile found that there were dozens of replies in every book review he posted, clicked on one, and instantly Wen Zhile's eyes glared at the boss, all scolding him, the "lonely second force" was also there, and his parents were also brought in the words, Wen Zhile's body trembled, he overestimated the IQ of the readers in this book, and said fiercely: "If you don't scold you to the point that you don't know your parents, I'm useless!" ”

"Nima, I've banned Lao Tzu, grass!" Wen Zhile clicked to publish after writing, but it was not successfully released, showing that he was banned, Wen Zhile was angry, thought about it, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said: "Ban Lao Ziyan, won't I register a new trumpet?" Wait for Lao Tzu's raging storm! Hey hey ......"

After speaking, I started to register the trumpet, and after a while, it will be fine, search for "rebirth and become a writer", click to enter, enter the book review area, and start writing the swearing words that were red through half the sky in my previous life......

After a while.

Wen Zhile finished writing this scolding sentence of more than 100 words, clicked publish, and succeeded! Wen Zhile smiled coldly and said, "If you don't die, count me as a fool of the Internet for more than ten years!" ”