Dinner was served in the dining hall. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seriously, the food in the school canteen is already very conscientious compared to the food stalls and roadside stalls outside. A variety of meat and vegetable combinations, a variety of dishes, you can choose. If the uncle who eats the rice gives a little more, the aunt who fights the vegetables doesn't always tremble, and the vegetables are less and the meat is more, it will be more perfect.

"But ah, the food in the canteen has been getting more and more unpalatable lately. Don't you need money for gutter oil, it's so hot, and you put so much! Also, what the hell is this pineapple ribs, the teeth are all sour, could it be that the dark kitchen world has spread to our school? ”

Recently, I have a tendency to be a little anorexic, and I feel tasteless after a few bites of food, Chen Zhengqian feels that he should have been too lacking in exercise recently, and go back to eat some headaches to see if it has any effect.

"Children are anorexic and don't eat, most of them are habitual, just take a beating......" Humming the advertising slogan in his mind, scooping the rice into his mouth one by one, looking up, he was immediately happy.

Yo, isn't this Mr. Ma?

Ma Yuncheng, the head teacher of the third class next door, but he was born in a program ape and has a master's degree from SUSTech. As for why he was able to sneak into the foreign language college as a teacher, it is still an unsolved mystery.

Don't look at his appearance as a scientific research dog, he is actually a sullen man, and hidden under his glasses is a pair of titanium alloy eyes with X-ray function. My favorite thing to do is to play games in the office during work hours, and my main record is 1800 points on the DOTA ladder, LOL electric one drill two, and 85 levels of poisoned milk powder.

As for why Chen Zhengqian knew him?

Because Chen Zhengqian was a freshman, a sophomore and two years ago, he worked part-time in the pronunciation teaching center of the college, and the person in charge of the teaching center was this teacher Ma.

By the way, Chen Zhengqian's first cigarette in his life was also given by this teacher Ma! Destroying people tirelessly Teacher Ma, police uncle, this is the person!

More often, Chen Zhengqian calls him "Boss Ma", and the two are teachers and friends. Both of them like to spit on each other's poisonous snakes.

However, Mr. Ma in front of him is playing the role of a dad at the moment, carrying a little doll in his arms, which is his daughter who has just turned one year old. If he just held it with his hands, he carried it with a strap, and the four straps were tied with a big bow behind his back. He also carried two boxes of lunch boxes in his left hand and a bottle of fruit oranges in his right hand.

Chen Zhengqian almost burst out laughing at the rice in his mouth.

"Ho ho ho, isn't this our boss Ma, dare to love that I haven't seen you for the past few days, and I quit my job to be a full-time dad at home?"

Hearing Chen Zhengqian's voice, Ma Yuncheng looked back and immediately rolled his eyes: "Resign a fart, what will my daughter eat if I resign?" You're going to help me raise it? ”

"Okay, okay, I'll help you raise it, Lori is the most fun to raise or something." Chen Zhengqian looked eager to try.

"Get out, you have to play and have the ability to give birth to one yourself." Ma Yuncheng looked disgusted, suddenly remembered, and said with a cheap smile: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a single dog, ahahaha." ”

Damn, it's really cheap!

Chen Zhengqian felt that he had received 100,000 points of critical damage. Ma Yuncheng and his wife have been in love since junior high school. It's really envious, jealous and hateful!

"There are so many girls in the School of Foreign Languages, why don't you chase them, look at Wang Hao, there is no sister in the School of Electrical Engineering, everyone can find a girlfriend, look at you again, is it a shame? I'm ashamed if you're not ashamed. Do you want me to introduce you to our class? Anyway, there are a few girls in our class who are pretty good. "Ma Yuncheng looks down on you very much, and counts him.

Chen Zhengqian rolled his eyes: "There are no beautiful girls in your class, even if there is, you have a boyfriend." ”

"As long as the hoe swings well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down! If you like it, chase it, if you can't catch it, use it, it's a big deal to go to jail, you don't even dare to go to jail, you still dare to say that you love her? ”

Damn, he made so much sense, I was speechless!

Chen Zhengqian was all about him farting: "I still like your daughter a little more, come, let my brother hug me." ”

This little Lori has just turned old, her eyes are dark, her fleshy little face, the corners of her mouth are grinning, she giggles, and saliva flows out. It's really cute, and people don't pay for their lives!

"Get out, you weird Shu Huang go away, don't touch my daughter!" Ma Yuncheng hurriedly protected his daughter and turned around.

Chen Zhengqian pursed his lips and said very unhappily: "Cut, what's the big deal, wait for me to give birth to a son and take away your daughter, see what you can do then!" ”

"Can you find a girlfriend first and then come and talk to me?"

Paralyzed, crit me again! Shouldn't people pay attention to harmony and friendship between people? Chen Zhengqian's face turned green.

"That's right, I did it on purpose, hahaha!"

Continue to replenish the knife, 100,000 critical damage!

Ma Dan, I put up with you! Chen Zhengqian felt that his blood vessels were about to explode, and he snorted heavily: "You sit here and wait, I'll go get you something." Then he hurriedly took a few bites of food and walked to the cutlery recycling place with the plate.

Soon he ran back again, holding a slender round-mouthed clay bottle, and the seal was pasted with red oiled paper: "Oh, every time you feed the baby, add a spoon to it to keep it healthy." ”

"What's that?" Ma Yuncheng looked at this pottery bottle and felt that it was rare, where else to find this kind of earthy thing.

Chen Zhengqian was embarrassed, and hurriedly stuffed it into his hand: "According to the palace recipe, dozens of flavors of Chinese medicine concocted realgar wine are specially designed for children to build a foundation and nourish the yuan." If I didn't blow it or black, if I had this thing when I was a child, I would at least be twice as handsome now, and my height could top two Guo Siniang. "The palace formula or something, of course, is blown, but the effect is only strong and not weak.

Ma Yuncheng automatically ignored his later sentence, looking at the bottle with a look of disbelief.

Chen Zhengqian began to roll his eyes again: "I don't believe you can try it yourself first, what is the relationship between the two of us, can it hurt you!" Really, I don't lie to you this time! If you think I'm lying to you, then you can try it before giving it to your child. But don't drink it up, this thing is only effective for children. You're in your thirties, and you can't afford half a bottle of your daughter if you give you ten. ”

Chen Zhengqian really didn't lie about this.

This bottle of realgar wine is also something from the warehouse.

Specially used for children, the main effect is to drive away evil spirits and detoxify, permanently enhance physical growth, and maintain good health. It can be said to be a good thing to go to all diseases, much better than what life No. 1 imported milk powder. That is, he has a good relationship with Ma Yuncheng, and he deliberately took it out for the sake of his various care in the past.

He is not a person who does not know how to be grateful, he used to have a hard time, Ma Yuncheng made excuses to invite him to dinner from time to time, and he also had a barbecue for supper, and the working hours handed over to the student office every month were full, which he kept in mind.

The ancients said that the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, but there are a few people who can really do it.

Ma Yuncheng will be skeptical, and make up his mind to try it first, don't use all the messy things to feed the children, in case his wife knows, he will definitely kneel on instant noodles again tonight.

"Okay, okay, I'll go back and try the medicine first, if it's okay, I'll feed the baby again, if it's really as powerful as you say, I don't care if you contradict Lord Ben today."

Chen Zhengqian looked disdainful: "It's okay if I didn't ask you to collect money, even if Ma Yun's father asks me, it's not something that can be bought with money." ”

"Ma Yun's father paid five million, can you sell it?"

"It's definitely going to sell, it's a fool not to sell it!"

“……”

[I don't know what file I deleted by mistake last night.,The phone became bricked.,Stayed on the boot page.,It took a whole day during the day.,Finally able to turn on.] But a lot of information is lost, eh~]