Chapter 144: The Imperial Court is Calling
The big things in the small world of the world are incomparably small in the eyes of a group of immortals, and if it weren't for the diplomatic problems, these lawless ruffians would have bombarded Noi with one shot - they have bombarded countless celestial bodies larger than Noi, and they have long been used to it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the end, the consciousness of the demon soldier was purified by Wang Dongxing, this process was very monotonous and boring, and it was completely a process of dripping stone - later, Wang Dongxing, who was exhausted, really regretted it, and knew that he had collapsed with a shot!
When he finally arrived on Earth, Wang Dongxing was still asleep. The purification process was too mentally draining, and he was the only one in the entire expeditionary force who couldn't fire at full power, which was really a sad story.
But no matter what, Wang Dongxing finally returned to the long-lost earth. I don't know how everyone is doing two years later, and I don't know if the editor of the station came to his house with a knife to urge the draft.
When I woke up suddenly, it was already the early morning of the next day, and the warships of the Immortal Expeditionary Force were all parked in the Immortal Realm Heavenly River, so the boundless Heavenly River could accommodate so many fleets!
"Anyone? Is there any gasping for breath? Wang Dongxing came out of the upstairs bedroom shirtless and wearing slippers, without combing his face or washing, and then sat on the sofa at his house.
"Boy, are you awake?" The answer to him was a teddy who was molesting slippers, looking at its posture of shrugging his waist like an electric small motor, Wang Dongxing involuntarily looked away. He patted his head and asked, "Xiaotian senior?" You've been living here all this time? Hasn't Jiro Zhenjun been resurrected yet? ”
Teddy exhaled heavily, then stopped the action of the obscene slippers, jumped on the coffee table very humanely, poured himself a cup of jasmine tea, and then held up the teacup with his little short legs, took a sip and spit out the tea foam with sophisticated spitting.
"Hey! You also know that recently, the group of grandsons in the Demon Realm have broken into pieces and gone deep into the small world, so the Immortal Realm has to send troops to track them down. However, some time ago, there were too many heavenly soldiers in the fairy world, especially the grassroots heavenly soldiers and generals, and they needed a huge amount of energy to resurrect them. So during this period of energy crisis, the resurrection of all high-ranking officers was pushed back - I guess how it will be Erlang's turn in this hundred years. The Howling Sky Dog said with a helpless face.
Wang Dongxing said with a look of fascination: "Are the heavenly soldiers and generals of the immortal realm all resurrected infinitely?" ”
"Of course!" The Howling Sky Teddy Dog said with pride on his face: "The God List is a good thing that all the heavens and all worlds are greedy for, and the immortals on the list are like saints - the Heavenly Dao is immortal, and the soul is immortal." If you want to resurrect, you just need to fill the list with energy. Back then, we won the cross-border war by opening the general god list. ”
"So powerful? Isn't the history of the Demon Realm similar to that of our Immortal Realm? Why don't they have a god list? Wang Dongxing asked.
Teddy said righteously: "In the heavens and all worlds, the god list is a treasure unique to our immortal world, and it is not the same development route that has a similar history - the difference in each historical inflection point can make the two worlds go to completely different extremes. ”
"Okay, I don't understand it, but I still think it's tall - by the way, Xiaotian Senpai, what about the rest of the family?" Wang Dongxing asked.
Teddy stretched out his little paws and scratched one by one: "Taibai is busy with work, Pangu is picking up girls... Who knows whose bed he slept in today, Leng Yu Fairy went to filming, and recently she felt that watching movies was not enjoyable, so she decided to make movies. Su Xiaorou's girl is all over the world to eliminate demons and catch ghosts, and with the fairy world ghost catching universal bag given to her by Taibai, this girl is very popular in the world of monks. I have heard that I am cooperating with your human government. ”
All right... Except for himself, who has been playing in another world for two years to survive to the limit, everyone else is living a good life. Especially Pangua! When I came to the world, I didn't want to make progress, so I went to pick up girls! It's so hateful! After soaking, the fairy cannons the mortals! It's a humanoid self-propelled aphrodisiac! Shame! Scum! Wang Dongxing was simply ashamed of him! If Wang Dongxing saw him, he would definitely spit on his face, and then knelt on his knees, hugged his thighs, and howled: "The great god asks for advice..."
Wang Gangdan's body was also recovered, and the super tablet automatically sent a distress signal to the fairy console after it was lost, and it was found by the authorities after being lost for less than three days. If Wang Gangdan's body was there when Wang Dongxing was in Nuo Xing, he wouldn't have used any ninth-level crystal nuclei to engage in cross-border communication at all!
It's so idle... Nothing... This is the supreme enjoyment of life!
Wang Dongxing sat on the rocking chair on the roof of the third floor of his house with a teapot, wearing sunglasses and basking in the sun like a retired old cadre. That's right, now he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, and the tenants at home can just pull two dollars from his pocket, which is enough for the family to live well. What's more, there is Tai Baiyinxing, a female tyrant behind him, who eats soft rice to nourish his stomach!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
This is his landline ringing, and the landline should be eliminated after having a mobile phone, but out of the wishes of Wang Dongxing's parents, and he didn't bother to go to the telecommunications bureau to dismantle the phone, this thing has been strong and survived.
There was also an extension on the roof of the third floor, so Wang Dongxing lazily picked up the phone, and asked softly in a lazy tone: "Hello, are you Comrade Wang Dongxing?" ”
I'll go! Wang Dongxing sat up straight with a wit! Friends, look at what people call them! Wang Dongxing... Homosexuals! Those who can be called this are generally the imperial court departments! If you sell insurance, you wouldn't say that – they usually use: sir.
"It's me, it's me! Wang Dongxing immediately became very submissive, his waist was straightened, and his tone was correct. The culture of our ancestors for many years has penetrated into our bones -- the people do not fight with officials, and the poor do not fight with the rich. Regardless of Wang Dongxing's monstrous mana, at this moment, he is still an ordinary person under the rule of our dynasty.
"Hello, this is the Special Committee, could you please come here? Rest assured, we don't have any malicious ......" Although the tone on the other end of the phone was very gentle, their toughness was revealed between the lines, and there was a big meaning of rolling up their sleeves and doing it if they didn't agree.
"Can I say no? My dad said, don't let me go with strangers..."Wang Dongxing asked weakly, this is really Wang's family motto. Father Wang said: When you see the people in the court, how far away you can hide!
After being silent for a long time, the other end of the phone said, "Are you troublesome?" We can send a car to pick you up..."
"It has nothing to do with trouble, my father won't let me have contact with people in the court. My family's situation is more complicated. Wang Dongxing said hesitantly.
Hearing Wang Dongxing say this, the person on the other end of the phone covered the microphone and shouted to the people around him: "Call up Wang Dongxing's file!" What the hell is going on? ”
"Report! File Confidentiality Level SS! The subordinate reported after a dozen seconds of thunderclapping.
The man hesitated for a moment and said, "Forcibly crack it with the first authority!" I'll report to Number One after this incident! ”
"Yes!" The staff who forcibly cracked the file reported to the man: "Wang Dongxing, male, from Shancheng. Father Wang Yuanqiao, mother... Li Qiaoyun..."
The man who was drinking tea was directly scalded by the hot water: "Li Qiaoyun? Is that Li Qiaoyun..."
"That's right! No wonder the authority is so high! It is estimated that the Li family did it... What shall we do? The subordinate asked.
The man raised the phone to Wang Dongxing and said, "That... We have understood your situation, please rest assured, we are not from the Li family. ”
It's all said and done, Wang Dongxing has no reason to refuse, people have even found out the bad things of the Li family, what reason is there to refuse?
"Okay, you guys send a car, I'm a little slow to drive a small electric car... And the electric car seems to be dead. Wang Dongxing groaned.
On the other end of the phone: "......" (To be continued.) )