Situ's father is so enthusiastic, it's really a little overwhelming!

Wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, Jiang Xiaofei picked up the packing box next to him, opened it, and immediately felt his heart stopped: the barbecue has been cold for too long, and the delicious value has dropped several grades compared to when it was hot! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Alas...... It's all cold! Jiang Xiaofei sighed, said in a very regretful tone, and then picked it up and ate it, "Can't waste it!" ”

Mr. Driver: "......" really picked up a strange guest today! Are girls doing things so confusing nowadays? Alas, my stomach seems to be a little hungry when I see her eating!

Under the eight buildings of the first phase of Pearl Garden, he watched the taxi go away with a smile, until the vehicle turned a corner and was out of sight, and Situ's father threw his hand-

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"Son, pretending to be drunk and letting a female classmate send you home, this trick is too shameless! Are you embarrassed too? Situ's father glanced at his son with a smile.

"Alas, Dad, you really let go." Situ Youheng muttered, raised his hand and pressed both temples a few times to make his mind sober and clear, "Today, your son and I were almost taken advantage of by a green tea!" ”

"What?" Situ's father couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and said in surprise. After taking a closer look, he saw that Situ Youheng's face was really not good, not like he was pretending, so he hurriedly raised his hand to support him, and asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter?" Didn't you pretend to be drunk and then let Xiao Jiang send you home? ”

"Not this time." Situ Youheng smiled bitterly and laughed at himself, "Your son capsized in the gutter this time, and he almost suffered a big loss!" But fortunately, there was a dear little scarlet who rescued me in time, which saved your son and my innocence! ”

Situ's father heard a chill when he heard it, and he wanted to leave this unlucky son to fend for himself!

Xin said: "Fortunately, classmate Xiao Jiang left early, otherwise, hearing the meat-numbing title of 'dear little scarlet', it would be either disgusting goosebumps, or I couldn't stand kicking this shameless stinky boy away!" ”

Situ's father suddenly felt so sad, obviously he and his wife are civilized people, and they are often praised for their gentleness and elegant temperament, how could they give birth to a bad boy who speaks cheaply? Could this be the legendary tiger father and dog son, good bamboo shoots? (⊙﹏⊙)b

"It's cold outside, let's go home and warm up first." Situ's father said, helping his son to walk inside.

Although it is a bamboo shoot, no matter how you say it, it is also his own son, the night is cold, and he is drunk, don't blow a cold, that will delay his life events in chasing his daughter-in-law! As a good father, you must always provide support and guidance and encouragement for your son's lifelong happiness.

After entering the house, Situ's father helped the person to the sofa and sat down, and then went straight to the kitchen, and after tinkering for a while, he walked back with an unknown object emitting a spicy and pungent smell in his hand, and stuffed it into Situ Youheng's mouth with an unusually neat movement.

Situ Youheng: "! ”

"Sliced ginger? Can't you make a glass of honey water? Situ Youheng couldn't help but complain, his expression was a little twitching, for no other reason, it was really the taste of ginger slices that was too exciting, which made people a little unacceptable!

Situ's father pretended not to hear, walked to the sofa on the other side and sat down, sat down with his hands on his knees, and then said with a smile: "Tell me son, what's going on today?" ”

Situ Youheng, who had been tossed so much that everyone was about to wilt, had a resentful face, chewed the ginger slices in his mouth angrily, and then spit into the trash can twice, and then got up to find water to rinse his mouth, which made him feel better.

Sitting back on the sofa and clearing his throat, Situ Youheng said, "Ahem, here's how it happened......"

Today happened to be the birthday of one of Situ Youheng's roommates' girlfriend, and he invited Situ Youheng early to enjoy the light and go to dinner in the evening. Because of the love of his roommate, his boss went to Tu Youheng, and he also thoughtfully gave a small gift.

This couple has a wide range of friends, many friends, and they are all young people, energetic, especially open-minded, and the boys and girls get together to drink and fight.

Infected by such a lively atmosphere, and drinking beer and liquor together, Situ Youheng accidentally drank high, his mind was dizzy and not very clear, his reaction to speaking and doing things was slow, and the drunken reaction was obvious.

It's nothing, boy, it's normal to drink high outside, it's not a big deal. I really can't walk, so when the banquet is over, let the friends who are still awake help me walk, go back to the dormitory to sleep for a night, and get up the next morning, I am a good man who is full of energy!

Unexpectedly-

Yu Qinghan didn't know when she came out, and together with her concubine Zhao Qibin, she took advantage of the demons dancing on the wine table and Situ Youheng was not sober, and she was half-forced to pour him a glass of high-altitude liquor. As soon as the wine entered his stomach, Situ Youheng directly fainted, and was taken out of the restaurant by the two of them with an excuse.

Fortunately, Situ Youheng's physical fitness is good in all aspects, and when he left the hotel and was blown by the cold wind at night, he quickly regained consciousness, but his hands and feet were still very weak, and he couldn't effectively resist the two people who were holding him hostage, so he had to hold it back for the time being.

After quickly analyzing the pros and cons, Situ Youheng quickly made the decision to pretend that he hadn't woken up yet, slowly accumulated strength, and fled when he had the opportunity.

When he was pretending to be dizzy, he was "lucky" to hear the conversation between Yu Qinghan and Zhao Qibin, and then Yu Qinghan's self-talk, Situ Youheng almost didn't vomit out the overnight meal!

How can there be such shameless people in the world? It's really eye-opening and breathtaking!

Sitting on the side of the road, silently enduring the harassment of Yu Qinghan's fingers, he felt that the strength of his hands and feet had almost recovered, and was about to open his eyes and push away Yu Qinghan in disgust When he took the opportunity to leave, Situ Youheng suddenly heard Jiang Xiaoshou's voice: "Yu Qinghan, right, your boyfriend Zhao Qibin drank too much, and now he can't get up when he falls to the ground, so ask me to ask you to care about him!" Why don't you go soon? ”

"Ahh What a sonorous and powerful and domineering word! was so frightened on the spot that Yu Qinghan withdrew her salty pig hands! Situ Youheng praised warmly, his expression particularly rippling.

Situ's father: "......" So you continue to pretend to be drunk and let a girl rescue you from the sea of suffering? Too thick-skinned, son!