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"What can't?" Zhong Mirai ran up to Ah Jiu and asked.

"Officer Zhong, we're meeting again, when was the last time we met?"

Zhong Future thought for a while and said, "It's in the Zeng family, I don't remember clearly, are you and what is written on the wanted warrant true?" ”

"It's a long story, are you going to record a confession for me this time?"

"Of course, I recorded it for you, so let's talk slowly, you, do you want to change your clothes first?"

Ah Jiuyi's clothes were wet and dirty, very thin, "No, I'm so prone to colds, if it's convenient, get me something to eat." ”

Zhong Futures got a piece of bread and a bowl of instant noodles and brought it to the table, Ah Jiu said, "Can you open my handcuffs and eat them behind my back?" ”

"You're a repeat offender, you can't untie the handcuffs, I'll feed you."

Ah Jiu hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, I can eat it if I have a mouth." Ah Jiu plunged into the bowl and Leon ate Ang.

"I'll feed you."

After eating, Ah Jiu had already turned into Guan Gong: "Officer Zhong, wouldn't this be too ambiguous, do you like pets?" ”

"yes, but my dad won't let me raise it, why do you know?"

"Guess, is it time to start recording confessions?"

"Name?"

"Lin Jiu"

"Real name?"

"What do you mean?"

Zhong Future took out an ID card and said, "This is from your room, it's yours, your name is really funny, Lin ......"

"Slow, don't say it." Ah Jiu yelled anxiously.

"Okay, I won't say, age?"

"Twenty."

"Origin?"

"Hong Kong Sirloin Bridgehead."

"It's No. 19 in the ninth row in the third district of Gantian Town, Xiangxi, right?" Zhong Futures put Ah Jiu's ID card on the table.

"Yes, I know you still ask?"

"Did you officially apply here?"

"No, I came here smuggled."

"Oh, tell me how you committed the crime."

"It's a long time to talk about this matter, and I started talking about it from there, well, just a few days ago, the green ghost came to me to seek revenge, no, let's start from the beginning, I grew up watching Hong Kong films, and I really want to come to Hong Kong to see the world, so I decided that it would be better to act."

Ah Jiu told himself about killing the whole nest of Huangpizi, breaking up the love of people and ghosts, breaking up the love of shemales, taking revenge on the green ghosts, making fun of Wu Ming, and turning the ghost on the body, but Ah Jiu omitted Tianya, if the Hong Kong government also sent Tianya back to the mainland, wouldn't the hard work of the three masters and apprentices along the way be in vain.

"Alas, why do you like to beat mandarin ducks so much, always break up other people's loving couples, and you don't even let other people's daughters want to be filial."

Ah Jiu said helplessly: "It's not that I won't let it, it's that God won't let me." ”

"It's all nonsense for a long time, hurry up and explain your criminal process."

"Here's the thing, last night I was haunted by the inverted frieze ghost in the elevator and was trapped all night, until more than three o'clock this afternoon was not come out, the first thing I did when I returned to the room was to take the guy downstairs to find the female ghost to settle the account, but this old lady didn't show me the door, so I wanted to go upstairs to sleep and come back at night."

"I didn't dare to take the elevator and take the stairs instead, who knew that there was a guy who threw banana peels down, of course I had to stop this immoral behavior, who knew that this kid died without knowing it, at this time his parents happened to go downstairs, I was scared, I quickly ran away......"

"I met a driver who drove for two days and two nights in a row, he told me that his family was very difficult, I made his car in order to take care of his business, who knew that he fell asleep while driving, I could only help him drive, but I can't drive."

"That old woman is a porcelain toucher, I didn't hit her at all, I just reasoned with her, who knew she would hate me so much?"

"I wanted to hide in the old forest in the mountains, who knew that I found a girl in the grass without a single dress, so I gave her my clothes, and I don't understand why she went down the mountain to sue me for being obsessed with her."

"Then hail began to fall in the sky, and I hid under a tree to avoid the rain, and thunder thundered in the sky, and I hid in a cave, and met a baby gorilla and a gorilla."

"I picked up my wallet and stayed in a hotel, who knew it was a ghost and a policeman."

"Walking on the street, a lottery ticket flew over, the Mark Six jackpot was 30 million, and I tore it up, and the blue cat boss chased me with a group of people."

"This face, flying knives and flying sticks, a big-bellied woman came over and blocked my way."

After the confession is recorded, the sky is almost dawn, let Ah Jiu live in a single room in the future, three meals a day are rice and vegetables, not the nest head that Ah Jiu imagined, there is nothing in the single room except a bed, by the way, there are black and cold iron railings, living here should not be a lintel, right?

On the third night, Ah Jiu was lying on the bed, and suddenly there was a cry not far away, wow, could it be the police beating the prisoner, Ah Ah's voice sounded again, Ah Jiu got up and stuck his head out of the iron railing to look out, "I can't see anything, oops, oops, my head can't be retracted." ”

"Brother Inverted Ghost, you don't need to be so effective, you won't let me go when I go to prison, is there anyone, is there anyone."

A policeman walked in and said, "Is your head stuck?" ”

"Yes, big brother policeman, do you know why there is a sound next door?"

"You'll find out right away." The policeman came over and stuffed Ah Jiu's head inside.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Well, you people, why do you always like to stick your head out of the railing when you're nothing?" The policeman was very puzzled by Ah Jiu's behavior.

Ah Jiu went back to the bed, could it be that if I lay on the bed and didn't move, it would fall down? "Buzz." A hornet flew in and said, "Wow, no. Ah Jiu immediately picked up the quilt and prepared to meet the enemy, no matter what, he couldn't let this hornet sting him, was it defense or offense?

Attack, Ah Jiu threw the quilt, covered the wasp, and rolled on the quilt, hoping to crush the wasp, helplessly, a wasp can make himself feel like a big enemy, I don't know if Tianya has beaten the female ghost away, Ah Jiu picked up the quilt and went back to bed to continue sleeping, "Oh, big brother bee, you really have a big fate." ”

In the morning, Zhong Future came to Ah Jiu's private room with a plate of cinnabar and a cinnabar pen.

"Officer Zhong, what are you?"

"I'm here to draw a talisman for you to ward off evil spirits, take off your shirt."

After drawing the talisman, the future instructed: "Remember, the talisman must not be erased, otherwise you will continue to pour the frieze." ”

"Officer Zhong, we are not related to each other, you really don't know ...... for helping me so much, thank you so much."

"No thanks, I'm also here to investigate the case, how can I find out the truth if you're so upset?" (To be continued.) )