I turned and turned, and I didn't sleep well all night. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The next day, Yang Tianyou didn't get up to eat breakfast, he slept until the afternoon, cooked a bowl of noodles at home, and then sat in the living room and began to think about how to make money.

Five million is an astronomical amount for him.

Now, now, right now, it seems that he really has no better way than to buy two-color balls, but when he thinks that he has never been lucky, Yang Tianyou can only smile bitterly.

In front of the people of Yongan Town, he promised that he would go to Shanghai to find Qi Meiren, Yang Tianyou didn't forget about it, maybe for others, this is just a joke, Yang Tianyou can also laugh at himself and say that this is indeed a joke, but deep down, he has to be serious, this is Yang Tianyou's character, besides, Qi Mengxiang's attraction to Yang Tianyou is not ordinary, so big that he can often dream in the daytime.

Daydream!

He thinks this is a pipe dream, but he doesn't reject it, but he can YY, he can't YY, and he has to create conditions.

After practicing Taijiquan, it is still similar to the shape but not the same, take Niu Wazi's words, he played Taijiquan, which is really an insult to this broad and profound martial arts.

After staying in the martial arts school for a year and a half, Yang Tianyou didn't gain anything, so he learned this set of Taijiquan, in fact, he is not like Niu Wazi said, a set of Taijiquan is not complete, he can play completely, but there is a premise, after a few moves, he must be allowed to stop and think about it, cough cough, this Taijiquan, pay attention to mellow and free, but when it comes to Yang Tianyou's hands, it becomes incoherent.

In the next three days, Yang Tianyou almost never went downstairs, he was alone upstairs and tangled and entangled, but what he didn't know was that in the past three days, his deeds had spread in Yongan Town, and he became a celebrity in Yongan Town almost overnight.

Niu Wazi called him to go down and drink, but he refused.

Xiong San called him to go down and play mahjong, but he refused.

Xiang Yanming called him to go fishing, but he refused.

……

On the fourth day, Yang Tianyou finally went downstairs, but he didn't go to Yan Ming's house, but directly rode his "prince" to wash the car, and then went to the river to take a bath, and then went to Yusi hair salon for a haircut.

As soon as they arrived at Yusisi Hair Salon, Yu Yong and Yang Huairong laughed together, Yu Yong is the boss here, Yang Huairong is his wife, both of them are Yang Tianyou's classmates in junior high school, and their relationship with Yang Tianyou is not bad.

"Yang Tianyou, I heard that you hugged Qi Meiren and kissed them, and you made Wang Lin jump, you are quite powerful, now you are about to become a celebrity in Yongan Town, those of us who are old classmates also have a light on our faces!" Yang Huairong laughed.

Yang Tianyou said with a smile: "Old classmate, I can forget if others come to fight and ridicule, you don't even talk about this kind of affection, and you also come to sarcastically attack me?" ”

"Heaven and earth conscience, I really don't have this idea, you think too much, old classmate, is it a hair wash or a haircut today?" Yang Huairong hurriedly changed the topic.

"Wash your hair, also cut hair, cough cough, Yu Yong, I heard that you went to Singapore to learn barbering some time ago? You will take care of it yourself for me in a while, and you must make a good shape for me! Yang Tianyou laughed.

Yu Yong smiled: "No problem, I'll come to give my old classmate a haircut in a while, but when will I marry Qi Meiren home, you have to let me have a glass of wine." ”

"Marry a ball, so much nonsense, come on, little sister, wash your hair, wash your hair......"

After washing the chicken's nest-like hair, Yu Yong, the "first cut" in Yongan Town, began to cut Yang Tianyou's hair, Yu Yong was busy with his hands, and said with a smile: "Old classmate, let's talk, what kind of haircut?" ”

"There are no other requirements, just a word, be a little more energetic!" Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

"Big flat head?" Yu Yong said with a smile.

"Okay!" Yang Tianyou said with a big grin.

Yang Huairong on the side, five or six shampoo girls and a few stylists were whispering there, talking about Yang Tianyou's beautiful deeds, Yang Tianyou's hearing was not bad, he could hear it vaguely, and couldn't help but shout: "Hey, Yang Huairong, you are not upright, they are all old classmates, how can you say that I am a scoundrel, am I called a scoundrel?" I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, isn't that too much? ”

"You really treat her as your girlfriend?" Yang Huairong said with a smile: "I saw that you were an old classmate, so I said you, or live a good life, don't think about those messy things, you are not too young, why don't I introduce you to a girlfriend?" ”

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'm just talking about it, I didn't think about that matter, you want to introduce me to a girlfriend, okay, okay, I'm just boring alone, let's say, who to introduce?" I have to introduce a beautiful woman, and I'll have to cut half a fan of pork to thank the media, what's going on? ”

"What are we swallowing here!" Yang Huairong said with a smile.

A little girl sitting on the side blushed with shame, glanced at Yang Tianyou secretly, and then said aggrievedly: "Sister Rong, don't make fun of me." ”

This swallow actually looks pretty good, but he has only graduated from junior high school, and he is estimated to be only fifteen or sixteen years old now, but he is tender enough, but how can he compare it with Qi Mengxiang, but Yang Tianyou will not say this, haha smiled: "Okay, good, swallow, or you will be my girlfriend." ”

"I'm still young, so forget it." The swallow blushed and whispered.

A crowd laughed.

When the rain came out, Yang Tianyou glanced at the swallow, and was so frightened that the latter quickly hid in the toilet and did not dare to come out, Yang Tianyou went home and changed into a set of clean clothes, and the whole person looked extraordinarily spiritual. ”

There was a strange laugh, but fortunately this was not heard by others, otherwise Yang Tianyou would have to be washed again.

Seeing that it was not early, Yang Tianyou went to the utility room to pick up a hoe, then twisted a bag of things prepared in advance, and rode his motorcycle straight to Xianba Village behind the house.

Yang Tianyou lives not far from the middle school, and Xianba Village is behind the middle school, very close to Yang Tianyou's house, only five or six minutes to walk, but riding a bicycle has to go around a big circle, to go up the branch road at the head of the primary school, Yang Tianyou is naturally unwilling to climb the slope to the end of the road, riding just past Xiang Yanming's tavern, and collided with Liu Yongsheng.

"Hey, Yang Tianyou, I haven't seen you for a long time, come on, drink together, and play cards together at night!" Liu Yongsheng usually likes to joke with Yang Tianyou, and immediately stopped Yang Tianyou.

Yang Tianyou said: "You want to play cards with me again, don't fight again at night." ”

"What's wrong, I'm usually afraid of losing, and my teeth fell out last time I played cards? Why, don't you dare to come now? Liu Yongsheng said with a smile.

There is a saying in Yongan Town, playing cards and losing, not called losing money, generally saying that someone knocked out the teeth, if it is a win, the average person will be very embarrassed to come up and smoke, such as winning Yang Tianyou's money, will say, come, smoke and smoke, this is the cigarette that Yang Tianyou bought for me, if a woman wins money, she will be very embarrassed to point to her shoes or clothes and say, look at it, what is this set of clothes, how about these shoes, and then say seriously, this is Yang Tianyou bought for me.

This is where the coquettishness of Yongan Town lies, playing cards is always an indispensable thing in life, and whether you win or lose, you are happy in it.

"You're going to fill my teeth?" Yang Tianyou pursed his lips and smiled: "Lao Tzu, this is a mouth full of gold teeth, when did you see me calling?" I can't knock out this tooth, what's the matter, are you having your teeth knocked out, and you want Lao Tzu to fill your teeth? ”

"In a word, dare not, don't talk about this useless, there is a kind of competition for a while!" Liu Yongsheng said with a smile.

"Hit it!" Yang Tianyou said with a smile: "Don't think that Lao Tzu is still a cabbage, now Lao Tzu has already been transferred, if you are not afraid of death, come here, let you go home tonight with the same weight as four pockets!" ”

The two said that they would play cards together at night, and Yang Tianyou rode away.

Ten minutes later, in front of a certain grave in Xianba Village, Yang Tianyou helped remove some grass from the grave, sprinkled some soil, burned a stack of paper, set off firecrackers, and then lit a cigarette, took out a bottle of wine, and sat on a bluestone slab next to the grave.

While drinking, Yang Tianyou looked around first, and saw that there was no one, so he smiled and said: "Mother, today is your birthday, I haven't forgotten, but you don't know how to drink, I will help you drink this wine, and I will burn some paper money for you, you can spend it below, if you don't have to use it, give me a dream, and I will burn it to you again." ”

After taking a sip, Yang Tianyou smiled again: "Mother, I have something to tell you, a few days ago, yes, just last Friday, I hugged Qi Mengxiang and kissed her, she promised to be your daughter-in-law, but she asked me to earn five million in four years, to be honest, it's so difficult, you also know that your son can't make money, and the loser is almost the same, it may be simple for me to spend five million in four years, and it is so difficult to earn five million in four years, but don't worry, I have thought about it at home these days, it is not easy for you to raise me, for me, You have suffered too much, hehe, but didn't you say that you regretted not seeing your daughter-in-law before you died, wait for me to work hard to make money, marry Qi Mengxiang home, and then take her to see you, and let you take a good look at her, it's not your son who bragging to you, she's so beautiful, tsk, you don't know, the day I kissed her and hugged her, many men wanted to kill me, haha, but I still kissed and hugged her, you say, son cow is not a cow? ……”

"But my son still has to confess to you, whether I can marry her, I don't know yet, but I will work hard, from today on, I will cheer up, I will do something well, even if I don't earn five million, I will live a good life, and I will not let your old man down, but you have to bless me below, I am going to go unlucky, and my daughter-in-law will be gone!" I'll tell you about this, in front of others, it's all a secret, hehe......"

“…… Also, a few days ago, Wang Lin scolded you on that dog day, so I beat him, I don't embarrass you, I said, if anyone dares to be disrespectful to you, I will beat whom, no matter who it is, I don't care if I win the beating, I will fight with him...... I know you're afraid of me fighting with people, but don't worry, I'm very clever, I know in my heart, I can't afford to lose, and now I'm just wondering, where do I get the money, old lady, it's not 500,000, it's 5 million......"

Seeing that the sky was gradually darkening, Yang Tianyou picked up the hoe, threw the empty bottle in his hand into the ground on the side, and said with a smile: "Old lady, I'll go back first, you rest slowly, come to see you when you're free, you can say it just now, you have to bless me, play cards at night - no, no, no, I don't play cards at night, I promise you to play less cards, hehe, let's go, there is something to do." ”

Coming back from Xianba Village, Yang Tianyou's mobile phone has rang countless times, naturally it was Liu Yongsheng who called, put down the hoe, Yang Tianyou went downstairs, asked Zhang Jing to cook a bowl of noodles, just sat down, Liu Yongsheng and Niu Wazi came over together.

handed a cigarette to Yang Tianyou, Niu Wazi smiled: "Brother Tian, I haven't seen you in the past few days, have you been thinking about it behind closed doors?" ”

"Think of your size!" Yang Tianyou glanced at Niu Wazi and said, "Lao Tzu didn't do anything wrong, what did you think?" By the way, you still want to play cards at night? ”

"What's wrong?" Niu Wazi was stunned.

Yang Tianyou pouted and smiled: "I think it's better to forget it, it's almost the same if you go to steal people, play cards, you are a vegetable, Lao Tzu can kill you, besides, the tooth is knocked out, I don't care about filling the tooth, and also, you go home at night and kneel on the washboard, don't ask me to help!" ”

"Yang Tianyou, what can you help with?" Liu Yongsheng laughed and said: "Others kneel on the washboard, are you afraid that his mother-in-law will not have ambiguous feet alone?" It's a hot day now, you don't need to be ambiguous, besides, even if you do, you have to find me, you climb away! ”

Niu Wazi pointed at the two of them and scolded with a smile: "You two beasts, you are simply not as good as beasts!" ”

"Lao Tzu is a professor!" Liu Yongsheng said with a smile.

Yang Tianyou glared at him and said, "You are a professor during the day and a beast at night, I know." ”

"Noodles are here, none of the three of you are good!" Zhang Jing brought Yang Tianyou's noodles over and scolded with a smile.

Liu Yongsheng said with a grin: "Zhang Jing, what are you talking about?" , we're not good stuff? That's Xiang Yanming is a good thing, a few days ago I saw him drive to the county seat in the middle of the night, do you dare to say that he didn't go to steal people? Our men in Yongan Town, who dares to say that the back of the butt is clean, and if you don't steal people, it's useless, haha! ”

"Get out!" Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile: "Lao Tzu doesn't have it, Lao Tzu is still a virgin!" ”

Burst! Liu Yongsheng and Niu Wazi laughed together, Liu Yongsheng scolded with a smile: "Yang Tianyou, you are embarrassed to say, you have lost the face of the men in our Yongan Town, and you are still a virgin, I think you are not rotten yet!" ”

Niu Wazi also said with a depressed face: "Brother Tian, can you not be so thunderous, are there still virgins in this year?" Is there a virgin who is twenty-three or four-year-old? It's embarrassing, isn't it? ”

Yang Tianyou swallowed his saliva, smiled, and scolded: "Lao Tzu is not a virgin to take care of your bird affairs, besides, Lao Tzu also has a good relationship!" ”

"We know, Qi Meiren!" Liu Yongsheng smiled: "You just hugged and kissed her, did you sleep with her?" ”

Yang Tianyou was anxious and said, "I'm not talking about her." ”

"Also, Yang Tianyou, I can't see it, you actually learned to steal people?" Zhang Jing said with a smile.

Yang Tianyou smiled and hurriedly said, "No, no." ”

"I know who it is, haha." Niu Wazi suddenly laughed.

"Who is it?" Liu Yongsheng and Zhang Jing asked together with some curiosity.

Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and said, "Niu Wazi, if you dare to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will beat you to death." ”

"Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it." Niu Wazi was in a cold sweat.

Yang Tianyou's mind suddenly appeared with the image of a woman, with big breasts and a baby face......

(Rushing to the list like this, how can the old fish be really embarrassed?) But that's the truth, there's nothing to do, code the word, look forward to the day when the brothers rise up, of course, I also believe that the brothers did their best, in fact, the fish is still the fish, it's the pink and tender fish, everything starts from scratch, and the night says that it's okay to add more, and add more at twelve o'clock on time. ）