A bottle of 53-degree puree was in his stomach, and Luo Yunfeng already felt that he was fluttering. www.biquge.info At this moment, he is majestic and heroic. Not to mention Elune, even the God of Creation is coming-Luo Yunfeng dares to ignore it.

Of course, in the eyes of outsiders, Luo Yunfeng's appearance is purely unconscious.

In order to take care of Luo Yunfeng, who was drunk, the Spring Festival party of the Luo family ended hastily.

Seeing Luo Yunfeng being carried into the bedroom by two mothers, Luo Yao glanced at her sister.

The little guy understood: "Mom, you want to play with your sister for a while, can you go back to sleep later?" ”

"Well, be careful not to play too late." Jin Yuemeng was busy taking care of Luo Yunfeng, and she didn't notice the strange tone of her two daughters at all.

"Sister, did you add too much to the ingredients of that bottle of wine?" Luo You whispered in her sister's ear, "Dad will be angry when he wakes up." ”

"That's a lot, it's not much." "Luo Yiji", who was planning behind the scenes, was full of disdain: "Mom says that Dad is a big stupid cow, and a Yaohuang Seven Ginseng is really good enough for Dad." Yoyo, don't worry, after Dad wakes up, he will definitely not be interested in scolding. ”

Luo You seemed to understand "oh", and then she became excited again: "What about the cheese that my sister promised Youyou?" ”

"Take a trip with Yaoyao, you will see it soon." Luo Yao ran into her bedroom with her sister in her arms, and she turned around and closed the door.

There was a floor-to-ceiling dressing mirror hanging behind the door, and I saw Luo Yao raise her hand, and two parrots flew out of the mirror: "Pigeon Xiaobai brought Katyusha to report, what instructions does Her Majesty have for urgent summons?" ”

Luo Yao pointed to the bed: "Just in case, the two of you will become Youyou and Yaoyao, and lie down obediently under the covers." Don't let your mother see the flaws. ”

"Yes, my subordinates understand." Pigeon Xiaobai replied with her head held high, and then she was a little embarrassed: "But subordinates will not transform." ”

"You don't have to worry about the transformation, Yaoyao has her own way." I saw the empress take out two pills: "Eat it, and your transformation effect can last for twenty-four hours." ”

After arranging everything, Luo Yao looked back at her sister, who had already transformed into a six-year-old body form.

The little guy's face was full of excitement: "Sister, sister, what are we going to do next?" ”

"Sister took you to see whales?" Luo Yao held a long staff in her hand, looking awe-inspiring and inviolable.

Luo You shook his head again and again: "Don't go, Youyou said that you won't go." Dad said that anyone who wants to take Yoyo to see a goldfish is a bad guy. It's all big bad guys with ulterior motives. ”

"Yaoyao is talking about whales, not goldfish. Blue whale you know what? Luo Yao reluctantly corrected: "Yaoyao is little Lori." If Yaoyao wants to be a lolitacon, there is no need to lie to Youyou. Just look in the mirror every day. ”

Luo You pondered for a while, and then she raised her head: "Okay, Yoyo believes in my sister." ”

"Very good, Princess Yoyo obeys. From now on, Her Majesty the Empress will enlist you in the army to accompany Empress Yaoyao on the imperial expedition. Luo Yao solemnly announced: "At the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, there is a group of blue whales that do not know whether they are alive or dead, and Yaoyao plans to teach them a lesson." ”

"Why do you want to fight whales?" Luo You was puzzled: "Could it be that they robbed my sister of seafood?" ”

Luo Yao nodded with a sad face: "An adult blue whale eats two to four tons of seafood every day. There are about 4,000 blue whales in the world, and they eat 160,000 tons of seafood a day. I ate so many rations from Empress Yaoyao, but I didn't want to give Yaoyao any benefits. ”

"Now, Yaoyao can't bear them anymore. For the sake of the future, it's time to teach them a lesson. ”

Luo You raised his hand timidly: "Sister's last sentence, Youyou doesn't understand very well. What does this have to do with Yoyo? ”

The little girl looked at her sister, and she slowly reported a set of data: "Blue whales are marine mammals, and most of them breed in winter. The newly born calf is about 7.5 meters long and weighs about 6 tons, and after 24 hours of feeding, it can increase its weight by about 100 kilograms. ”

"Yaoyao just asked you, do you want to eat Blue Whale cheese?"

"For the sake of the blue whale cheese," the little guy shouted excitedly, "Sister, let's hurry up!" ”

Luo Yao nodded solemnly: "It's time to slip away, the sleep technique that Yaoyao inflicted on her father will be invalid." If you don't go anywhere, you will probably hear things that are not suitable for children. ”

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When Luo Yunfeng woke up from his dream, he only felt refreshed, as if he had eaten several sticks of ginseng in a row.

He slowly opened his eyes: what time is it? You can't stay in bed on the first day of the new year.

Judging from the sunlight shining through the cracks in the curtains, it should be more than nine o'clock in the morning, not too late.

Luo Yunfeng tilted his head, and his eyes focused on the woman in front of him again. Jin Yuemeng curled up in his arms, and the woman was still asleep.

Looking down at his body, just as Luo Yunfeng guessed in his heart, he didn't have a single piece of clothing on him, and Jin Yuemeng was the same.

He couldn't help but let out a wry smile: "I said earlier that I can't drink alcohol, and I will toss blindly after drinking." Last night, you really should have stopped Yaoyao, don't let them mess around. ”

"Don't make noise, stupid cow, let me sleep a little longer." Ning Ruohuang's voice came from behind him. As the voice sounded, her arms passed through from behind, hugging Luo Yunfeng's chest tightly.

Ning Ruohuang's delicate body was clinging to her back, and judging from the touch, she was not much better. As soon as he thought of this, Luo Yunfeng was suddenly shocked: "Why is Ning Ruohuang here?" What really happened last night? ”

"It's good morning," Jin Yuemeng opened her eyes in a daze, and she smiled at Luo Yunfeng, "Happy New Year." ”

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on? Luo Yunfeng's eyes were deep, he turned his head to look at the ceiling, and began to think about the philosophy of life: Maybe I should buy a bigger bed?

The old-timers are right, drinking is wrong!

An hour later, Luo Yunfeng walked out of the bedroom with his head held high. Jin Ning and the others walked reluctantly, as if they didn't want to see people.

Luo Yao and her sister were sitting in the living room watching TV.

Seeing her parents go out, Luo Yao happily ran over: "Happy New Year, Dad, Yaoyao has a New Year's greeting for you." In the new year, I wish you to live younger and younger. Every year there is today, and every year there is a present day. Hurry up and give Yaoyao New Year's money. ”

My daughter's wishes sounded weird, and I always felt that there was something in her words.

Luo Yunfeng touched his pocket, and he took out the two big red envelopes he had prepared: "You one, you one." ”

"Mom also wants to give Yaoyao New Year's money." The little girl stood in front of Jin Yuemeng, and she happily expressed her skills: "My mother didn't come to pick up my sister last night, so Yaoyao helped my sister tell a story and was responsible for coaxing my sister to sleep." ”

The two mothers looked away at the same time, and Jin Yuemeng hurriedly took out a red envelope from her pocket: "Yaoyao has grown up and is really sensible." ”

"It's a pity that Dad got drunk last night." After Luo Yao shared the red envelope with her sister, she continued to propose: "Continue to play the game of guessing mom tonight, this time dad is not allowed to drink liquor, just a bottle of beer." ”

Luo Yunfeng looked at Jin Ning and Jin Ning, whose faces were slightly red, and he agreed: "I have no opinion, but I don't know if your mother agrees." ”

"Yaoyao must be hungry, I'll go make breakfast." Jin Yuemeng turned around and drilled into the kitchen.

Ning Ruohuang squatted down, and she picked up her two daughters: "There is a New Year's temple fair in the old street of Tianyin City today, will my mother take you to the temple fair?" ”

No one picked up my stubble? Luo Yunfeng then grinned: Then I will take it as your acquiescence. Anyway, I was eating Xuanmai on the way to lose the festival, and I couldn't stop at all.