"Brother, even if you have eyes, you must know that our brothers usually don't talk nonsense with people......."

Before he finished his rambling, I suddenly changed my face, raised my hand and fanned my bald head, and before he could react, I made a lot of effort, raised my foot to his little belly is two feet, and kicked him directly to the ground. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As soon as the other two saw it, they raised their hands and came up, and I threw my bald head on the ground with all my might, followed to one side, and pounced on one of them, clenched my fists and slammed him on the chin, and blindfolded him.

When the rest of the people saw it, their hearts were immediately stunned.

"Brother, can't you fight yet?"

"Don't... Handful... My buddy let go..."

Seeing that he was sweating profusely, I spat on him vigorously, turned around and walked to the bald head, and grabbed his collar: "Brother, I have cigarettes, how about it?" Either I'll give you one or no? ”

The little bald head who has recovered his strength has lost the bullish look he started with.

"No, no, brother, I have something to say..."

Seeing that the three of them were cowardly, I lost the interest of continuing to do it, and got up and let go of the little bald head. "Little brother, begging for cigarettes and smoking, you can find your little brother, don't be so blind, otherwise it will be easy to get into trouble!"

"Yes, brother, that's what you said!" The little bald head wiped the sweat from his head and nodded again and again. "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, even so, we're already acquainted, I don't know what to call my brother?"

Upon hearing this, I smiled.

"Brother, what's the matter, you still plan to write down my name and find an opportunity to shoot my black bricks in the future?"

"It's not... Definitely not... Brother, you misunderstood, brother, I didn't mean that, I just thought..."The more the little bald head explained, the more disgusting I became.

went up and grabbed his collar, and said with a smile: "Grandson, isn't it a name, and it's not an unsightly thing, Lao Tzu told you, if you have the ability, you can shoot me black bricks, remember, I am Liu Xiao, if this name is not easy to find, you will remember Xiao Wu, the city private vocational college, as long as you ask, someone will tell you where I am?" Damn, play with my intestines, I'm afraid you don't have that guts! ”

After scolding my three grandchildren, I turned around and left.

The little bald head stood in place, stunned for a moment, pondered for a while and muttered: "The name Xiao Wu... I seem to have heard it somewhere, why can't I remember it all of a sudden? ”

"Photon, don't think about it, this guy doesn't look good, we can't play!"

Coming down from the embankment, I held my stomach for a while, and now this world, really. He. Mother. Like a dog. Exercise. It's the same, the smell is terrible, you are a good person, outsiders see jokes and say that you are stupid, if you are an honest person, outsiders can clean you up, if you don't want to play ruthlessly, those mongrels will change their eyes, and they will no longer dare to underestimate you, this strange contrast is a dog-like paradox in my eyes.

While eating at a street stall, Li Xiaoyan called.

"Fifth brother, let's go, bus station, I'm waiting for you!"

"Silly girl, one last word, are you sure and sure to think about it? If you really want me to go, you will lose your body. I had a ruffian-like tone.

"I know, come on, I'm ready!"

After hanging up the phone, I went home and got some money, said hello to my mother and left. Outside the bus station, a bus with the group was parked, and Li Xiaoyan stood in front and looked around.

"Okay, don't look around, your eyes are so big, why don't you focus on it?" I laughed and scolded her.

Li Xiaoyan smiled, didn't say anything, pulled me into the car, and as soon as the tour guide saw that everyone was there, the driver set off. Along the way, Li Xiaoyan was like chattering, talking about the itinerary of this trip, what to see the sea of clouds, and what to go to Guanyin Temple to make a vow.

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, and interjected: "Silly girl, this trip, are you an ancestor?" ”

Li Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, and then she was happy.

"Okay, what do I say, what do you do?"

"I understand, but I want to sleep for a while, and if I bother me again, I'll do you tonight!"

In this regard, Li Xiaoyan pouted and did not squeak.

In the evening, the bus arrived at the scenic spot, according to the tour guide's prior arrangement, tonight was a bonfire party, we got off the bus to the hotel to clean up, came to the villa, in the square, several bonfires have been raised.

The tour guide directs a group of people to sit down at the designated place and start the bonfire. First there was a self-talent show, then there was Truth or Dare, a very boring game, and it turned out that these tourists were having a good time.

It's just that I don't think it's interesting, especially that truth or dare, when you talk things when you play, as long as you have a brain, you can guess how this dog tone that stinks worse than can be the truth.

"Handsome guy, you've been sitting here since the beginning and haven't moved, what's wrong, it's uncomfortable?"

The tour guide asked me.

"It's okay, I'm stuffy, I don't know how to play!"

I don't know what Li Xiaoyan thinks, so she said: "He's not bored, he wants to play truth or dare, you didn't choose him just now!" It's a time to sulk! ”

"Your uncle, when did I speak!" People are in a hurry and their brains are easy to short-circuit, and my explosive mouth directly made the brother next to him laugh, but this tour guide sister is also a big-hearted girl, she smiled at me: "Handsome guy, I can't see it, you are still an anxious child, so that the next round is you, remember, say everything you want to say to your girlfriend, I am optimistic about you!" If you need something, Sister has it in this bag! ”

Hearing this, I glared at Li Xiaoyan, but she seemed to be very comfortable, and made a grimace at me: "Since you promised to travel with me, you should do this!" ”

I snorted and gasped, and gave her a middle finger: "Brother is a bastard, brother is shameless, you wait and see!" ”

"It doesn't matter, from the time you agreed to travel with me, I treated you as him, although it's not fair to you, but I'm not a thin-skinned girl, so I admit it, I will carry everything you say!" Li Xiaoyan replied.

"Fair?" I pouted. "Silly girl, be sober, there is no such thing as fairness at all these days! Since you asked me to say it, my brother will really be shameless to say foul words to you for a while, tonight, you can slowly understand it! ”

"Okay, I'll wait!"

When the first round passed, the tour guide pulled me out and smiled: "Handsome guy, as long as you are happy, you can use foul language, the dirtier the better, but you can't deviate from the topic!" Here, everyone cheer him up! ”

Faced with a group of young men and women. I cleared my throat, walked to the middle, and looked back, Li Xiaoyan looked expectant, but I knew in my heart that she liked the guy who looked like me, but not me.

Thinking about it like this, my heart was on fire, and under the gaze of dozens of pairs of eyes, I brewed for a while, and smiled evilly at Li Xiaoyan: "I'm rude, you take it, all the old brothers and sisters to be a witness, tonight I think. Exercise. This stupid girl! ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell silent, it is estimated that those people have never seen such a shameless guy as me, about four or five seconds later, the tour guide sister broke the embarrassment.