Chapter 12: Stupid Pervert

It was dark, the town was so peaceful, and if it weren't for the occasional roar of the walking corpses, it would almost make you think that the city was the same as before!

In a villa by the river in the main city, the lights are bright, and the interior of the whole house is bright, which is in stark contrast to other houses that are only pitch black. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Yu Wenjue sat quietly on the sofa and watched TV, Poison Island went to take a bath, and there was no one else here, so Yu Wenjue could only watch TV boringly.

The programs on TV are not Yu Wenjue's favorite programs, and Yu Wenjue has no choice but to change them channel by channel.

The TV screen flickered, and a program appeared in Yu Wenjue's eyes

"Ya Butterfly ~ Ichiku ~ Imoji ~ Ah ~ Ah ~"

"Hmm~" Yu Wenjue rolled his eyes, what is the situation?

On the screen, a man and a woman are engaged in a fierce battle, and the man doesn't know what the hell he is. But the female cos, the cos maid.

"This can have~" Yuwen Jue stared at the screen in a high spirit, and before he knew it, Xiao Yuwen had already held his head high and raised the flag to demonstrate!

"Wait!" Yu Wenjue's eyes narrowed: "Why should I watch a film here?" Isn't there a sister paper in the bathroom? Well, I'm very strong, be careful and I won't be discovered! Good idea! ”

Turning off the TV, Yu Wenjue sneaked towards the bathroom.

One step, two steps...... Devil's pace!

Yu Wenjue had quietly come to the door of the bathroom.

"What will Tsuko's body look like?" Yuwen Jue swallowed his saliva, and Xiao Yuwen once again held his head high.

"I've seen it in the anime, but what will the reality be? I'm looking forward to it, hahahaha......" Yu Wenjue leaned lightly against the door.

"Boom-knock-"

"Bang!"

The door was suddenly opened, and Yu Wenjue, who was leaning on the door, lost what he was leaning on and fell to the ground.

However, the position of this fall is a bit delicate, Poison Island is surrounded by a bath towel, so the bottom is wrapped in a bath towel, and Yu Wenjue's head just lies in the bath towel.

"Uh-"

Poison Island Tsuneko looked at Yu Wenjue lying under his bath towel, and Xiao Yuwen with his head held high, silently took two steps back, and looked at Yu Wenjue with a scumbag look.

"Tsuko! Listen to me! Yu Wenjue quickly stood up: "I just happened to be passing by!" Then I want to ask you how long it will take you to wash it well! ”

Poison Island Tsunza only looked at Yu Wenjue quietly and didn't say anything.

"Tsuko! You have to trust me! It's true! That's really it! Yu Wenjue explained in a panic.

"Lord, if you really want the body of your men, just say a word to me! It doesn't have to be like this! Poison Island said quietly.

When Poison Island Tsuneko decided to follow Yu Wenjue's side, Poison Island Tsuneko already had a sense of dedication, otherwise, why would Yu Wenjue accept himself as an attendant?

"Huh? What do you think of me? Yu Wenjue said with a serious face: "Yes!" I love sister paper! But if my sister paper is unwilling, my Yu Wenjue generally won't force my sister paper! ”

"I don't like the intersection of interests, I like the intersection of love! This kind of thing can only be done if you pay attention to your affection and my willingness! Yu Wenjue said.

"I don't believe this is the words of someone who can peep!" Tsumiko Poison Island shook her head in distrust.

Yuwen Jue said with a sad face: "Then how can you forgive me?" ”

"After a long day's travel, Your Excellency the Great Demon must be hungry, I'll go and prepare dinner!" After making a salute, Tsumiko Poison Island left the bathroom.

"Ahhhh......h Ahhh......h

"That's right! I remember there was also a safe here, and there were a few guns in the safe! Yu Wenjue suddenly remembered the scene in the original plot, where Komuro Takashi and Hirano Toda pry the safe together.

Starting from the first floor, Yu Wenjue began to look for the safe room by room.

In the end, Yu Wenjue found the safe in a utility room on the first floor.

"You let us die!" Raising the riding gun, Yu Wenjue shot the barrel to the safe.

"W-"

The material of the riding gun is excellent, far from being comparable to ordinary metal, and the safe was directly stabbed under Yu Wenjue's gun.

"Fuck you!" Yu Wenjue threw the riding gun aside.

"Dangdang Dong Dang~"

The first series of sounds of the rifle rolled on the ground, and then stopped in the corner and never moved again.

Throwing off the riding gun, Yu Wenjue clasped both sides of the hole in the safe with both hands.

The entrance to the cave was a little small, and Yu Wenjue felt a little uncomfortable.

"It's open for us!" Yu Wenjue slammed his fist on the safe.

"C-squeak-"

The safe let out a groan, and most of the safe was a little distorted by Yu Wenjue's punch.

Grabbing a few raised places in the safe, Yu Wenjue began to exert light force.

"W-"

A tooth-aching voice sounded, and the safe was slowly torn open by Yu Wenjue like a piece of paper.

After the safe was torn open, several guns and a crossbow appeared in front of Yu Wenjue.

"Let's die!" Yu Wenjue smashed it with a punch.

"Boom!"

The whole house shook slightly, and the guns, crossbows and other things that were hit by Yu Wenjue directly turned into a pile of pieces.

"Whew~ smashed something, I'm in a much better mood!" Yu Wenjue happily ran to the living room and lay on the sofa.

"Let's keep watching!" Yu Wenjue sat up and prepared to turn on the TV.

Suddenly, Yu Wenjue saw a person in the kitchen shaking.

"Wait!" Yu Wenjue remembered the plot of the original plot in which Poison Island sold meat.

"This is it, right?" Yu Wenjue slowly walked towards the kitchen.

"Whoa—"

Pushing open the door, Yu Wenjue looked in the direction of Poison Island Tsuneko.

Like the original plot, Poison Island Tsunzo wears only a pair of underwear on her body except for an apron! In the original plot, the falling apron benefit of Poison Island Tsuneko appeared!

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Poison Island turned his head and smiled, "Are you hungry?" It's going to be right away! ”

"Uh...... Tsuko, have you forgiven me? Yu Wenjue asked happily.

"I'm a woman, too!" Tsuneko Poison Island uttered something that didn't mean much.

"You go and wait first, and you'll be fine right away!" Tsuneko Poison Island continued to concentrate on preparing dinner.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Yu Wenjue shook his head and said, "I'll just look at it like this!" I'm here with you! ”

"It's good if you're happy!" Poison Island shook her head helplessly. Yu Wenjue's thoughts, Poison Island Tsuneko knows something! This guy is a stupid pervert, a stupid pervert with a thief's heart and no thief's guts!

PS: Thanks (Ling, Luo pl me) for the tip.