Chapter Ninety-Eight: Hey! Sun thief!
"Brother Wang, eat vegetables and eat vegetables! Sister Pao's craftsmanship is one of the best in the family of the Stranger, and she is an absolute good wife and mother. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Evan greeted as he cut the steak.
As a traditional Chinese youth in the 21st century, as a new generation of a country with 5,000 years of food heritage, Wang Dongxing has never disdained to go to any Western restaurant to eat, except for picking up girls, so his knife and fork skills are very poor, watching a table of people skillfully cutting steaks, Wang Dongxing is very sad.
"Uh... Let me practice the use of knives and forks... I ate black bread before I woke up, and I didn't use cutlery—is this the legendary steak? Sure enough, it smells so good! Wang Dongxing pitifully pulled the eggs, his face full of sorrow and yearning, and told the lie as if it were true. Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and Comrade Dongxing has done it.
Everyone looked at Wang Dongxing, who was dressed in tattered clothes, and suddenly realized, it turned out to be a bitter child! The living conditions of the acquired supernatural before awakening are generally not high, and it is normal that they have not eaten steak. Meat is a luxury that can only be supplied in limited quantities to the Anomalies and Soldiers, and it would be nice for ordinary people to have black bread and nutrients every day!
"Eat slowly, don't rush! After becoming a supernatural person, the living conditions are much better! Our living conditions are all bought by fate, and the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, the greater the responsibility, the better the treatment - this is the law of survival. Jamie elegantly cut off a piece of steak and stuffed it into his mouth, saying slowly.
"Don't mention these sad things! Now that Dongxing has become a new combatant, what will happen to his equipment? You can't let him go to war in a beggar's outfit, right? Shirley, who was sitting next to Jamie, asked.
Tracy rolled her eyes while slowly cutting the steak for Wang Dongxing, "Accountant? Is there any money left in the squad account? ”
Evan shook his head and smiled bitterly, "The team account has been struggling to make ends meet!" Every year, I have to pay for the families of my teammates who have sacrificed, and I have to pay for my teammates who are injured in the line of duty and can't fight. ”
"No money? Never mind! Let's use this girl's! Tracy gently picked up a napkin to help Wang Dongxing wipe the oil from the corner of his mouth: "Brother Dongxing, is my sister okay with you?" How about being my sister's boyfriend? ”
Wang Dongxing moved his stiff body, looked at Tracy embarrassedly and said, "Sister, you want to have a face, why don't you worry about finding a boyfriend?" If I wanted to have no girlfriend, I agreed! It's true! ”
"Huh? Brother Dongxing, you actually have a girlfriend? Where is it? Could it be a slum love story? Tracy asked curiously.
"Well, I said she was in another world, do you believe it?" Wang Dongxing wiped his cold sweat and said.
"Phew! If you don't agree, you don't agree! What is another worldly girlfriend called? Okay, okay, if you can't make a deal, you'll fall in love with me sooner or later! Tracy clenched her fists in protest.
"Sister Tracy, Brother Evan is good! Looks handsome, and he's still a third-level ability, although the level is not as high as yours, but people have been with you for so long! Wang Dong caused trouble to the east of the water.
Jamie, who was watching the excitement over there, snorted out a sip of wine, and Shirley next to him hurriedly wiped his mouth like a little daughter-in-law. In order to hide his embarrassment, Evan picked up his wine glass and drank repeatedly, and a strange atmosphere fell into the dinner table.
"That's... Is there something wrong? Wang Dongxing scratched the back of his head and asked.
Jamie couldn't help but laugh, "Actually... Evan prefers you to call him Sister Evan. ”
"I get it, I get it!" Wang Dongxing said with a look of sudden realization, and then consciously moved the stool to Tracy's side.
Evan said angrily, "Hey! You're discriminating, okay! Heterosexuals deserve to be burned at the stake! ”
Is this doctrine familiar? What's going on?
Suddenly, Wang Dongxingfu was blessed to his heart, and he remembered an ancient and mysterious sect far away on the earth: the FFF group! An oath from the edge of the universe seemed to ring in his ears:
Comrades of the revolution!
Hold your torch high!
Let's stick together!
The torch in your hand is the torch in my hand!
Long live Demacia!
Burn~Burn~Burn~Burn......
It seems that the big FFF group is not only a specialty of the earth! It turns out that it is a comprehensive sect of the multiverse! The ancients did not deceive me!
"Don't worry about the details, you don't have to worry about my equipment. My ability is absolute defense, and the hardness is absolutely overwhelming—but you need to ......use a specific stance when activating it," Wang Dongxing said with a pained face.
"What position?" Sister Cannon, who went to the refrigerator to retrieve the ice cream, asked curiously, as the first firepower DPS, she needed to know MT's skills the most.
"Hold your head and squat! As long as I hold my head and crouch down, a wave of energy shield will be generated, and the strength of this energy shield is very high, and it can completely resist any attack below level 4 - even those above level 4 can resist twice! Wang Dongxing said.
"Hahaha! What a shameful skill! Jamie laughed.
"Pay attention to the image!" Shirley sneered at Jamie.
Sister Pao looked at Wang Dongxing with a stunned face, and she didn't know what to say, and the others also fell into deep thought, thinking about the painting style of the time-honored brand Storm No. 75 after joining such a person......
Evan broke the silence and said, "This skill is useless when it is said to be useless, but it can really solve the problem if you use it well!" As long as Dongzi pulls the monster well, his defense is completely bug, the most important thing is that his defense has no dead ends, as long as he squats down with a headshot, he is as stable as a dog......"
"You mean to equip Dongzi with that thing?" Sister Pao's eyes lit up, but then they darkened: "That thing is too dead, isn't it?" What if you seduce a high-level monster? ”
Wang Dongxing interjected: "No problem! As long as there are no more than level 7 monsters, they can't break my defense! Believe me! ”
In fact, Wang Dongxing discounted what he said - his Absolute Defense and Big Head Squatting Technique is a bug-level skill in the entire multiverse, and no one except the saint can break the defense. How many saints are there in the entire universe?
Everyone was stunned by Wang Dongxing's words.
"Level seven? Deceptive, right? Jamie exaggerated.
As the highest combat power in the team, Tracy took out a pot of flowers and said to Wang Dongxing: "Squat!" I'll try! ”
After Wang Dongxing's obedient headshot squatted, Tracy used her ability to catalyze the flower into a giant vine and pumped it at Wang Dongxing fiercely. However, the vines were stopped three meters outside Wang Dongxing's body, and no matter how Tracy commanded, he couldn't break the defense. At this moment, everyone's eyes lit up, and they meowed! This is going to be sent!
Wang Dongxing looked at the green eyes of his teammates and beat in his heart: "That... There's something to say... I'm not delicious..."
"God help me! Team 75 is finally heading for a well-off life! My luxury gear! My handsome guy! Evan said excitedly.
"What do you mean?" Wang Dongxing said with a confused face.
"Your defenses are matched with the legendary Death Artifact - 'Hey, Sun Thief!' It's a monster farming bug! Tomorrow we'll go to the institute and get the mission! Life is simply wonderful! Brother Dongxing, you are simply our lucky star! My premium beauty cream is finally here! Sister Pao said happily.
"What's - hey, Sun thief?" Wang Dongxing asked curiously.
"The highest grade alienation biological inducer, known as the Jianghu people--hey, Sun thief! As long as this is sprayed on you, zombies within a radius of five kilometers will continue to swarm you! However, this thing can only be useful on people, and it will lose its effect if it is sprayed on something other than people. History has proven that the defense-based abilities that sprayed this thing all died among the corpses of the mountains and tsunamis, so this thing was shelved not long after its invention. Hey, Sun Thief is the only and best criterion for testing whether a squad's face is hard (lucky value). If you're lucky, you'll bring in a bunch of low-level zombies to make a small fortune, and if you're unlucky, you'll attract a zombie lord... The squad without a seventh-level powerhouse will be wiped out! Shirlier released the water balloon technique to brush the bowl while answering Wang Dongxing's questions.
Wang Dongxing was overjoyed, "Hey Sun thief!" "It's a perfect match for yourself!