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At first it was three dark red and fleshy birds, and the little girl teased them all day long, and the pigeon never got angry.

But once you see Luo Yunfeng or Jin Yuemeng.

The pigeon immediately turned into a battle form, keeping an eye on the two of them all the time.

After a long time, the two of them also knew that it was guarding themselves. The two of them didn't go to join in the fun.

By the time the young birds have grown fine feathers and are able to follow the pigeons around in the cage, it is already late April.

The selection of contestants from Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School has entered a critical stage. That is, the legendary machine selection - the easiest black box operation stage.

On April 30, the auditorium of Tianyin No. 1 Middle School was crowded.

All the students gathered in the auditorium, and everyone was eagerly awaiting the announcement of the final list.

On the stage, there is an imported number selection machine and a notary public who sits on the spot supervision.

By all indications, today's task is anything but easy.

Leaders from all walks of life took turns to speak, encouraging everyone to actively win glory for the country.

"Today is a grand day" At the end, Principal Wang stood on the stage, and he said loudly: "I won't say much next, and now I will personally press the selection button." Good luck to all. ”

With that, he pressed the button and selected the first contestant.

There was a whistling sound coming from the speakers, like the sound of a stream of air through a metal pipe.

With a "uh-huh", the first student appeared on the screen.

"Okay," Teacher Chen beside Luo Yunfeng shouted excitedly: "Pang Xue'an has been chosen!" With him participating, we have a lot more chance of winning! ”

"There's a good show to watch." Luo Yunfeng looked up with a smile.

An hour ago, Luo Yunfeng had already handed over the list to Old Ghost Xiao, and he would ask people to choose their names to be added to the list of contestants.

"What is the origin of the selected students?" Luo Yunfeng said curiously.

Chen Yaoyang introduced from the side: "Pang Xue'an is the best student in Tian Yinyi. Because of the regulations of the Chinese Education Federation, the top 10 test results are not allowed to participate. In order to give him a chance to compete, several teachers worked in succession. Only then did he reluctantly agree, and he wrote a few wrong questions in the exam, dropping his ranking to outside the top ten. ”

"Don't look at him in the twentieth place, but the level of strength is absolutely top-notch."

Old Ghost Xiao's routine is so deep!

Luo Yunfeng smiled secretly in his heart: Such a serious fraud, when Qi Hong sees his name, he doesn't know how happy he should be.

At the same time, Qi Hongfang whispered in the dark in the corner.

Seeing Pang Xue'an's name, Qi Hong lowered his voice and smiled: "Teacher Luo also said that he didn't accompany the prince to study!" The first one came out of Pang Xue'an, for fear that people wouldn't know that he was the strongest in the first class? In my opinion, there are a lot of cats in this machine selection! ”

"Isn't there a notary on the side?" Fang Yu pointed to the stage and said, "Principal Wang, he is so fake, and those people don't say it?" ”

Qi Hong said twice: "It's about national honor." In order to win in the end, many people have to compromise. ”

"I don't think that's the case, let's say you play a game to draw cards." Fang Yu retorted: "Why do you have to give an SR to the first card, right?" Listen, the sound effect of Principal Wang pressing the switch is exactly the same as the gacha of the game. ”

"Pang Xue'an is not just SR, he is SSR!"

Not only Fang Yu, but many people also noticed the sound effect of randomly selected people.

The second contestant was also quickly chosen, and he was also a top student.

"Two SSRs." There were bursts of laughter in the audience, and some students shouted: "The principal's luck is really nothing to say." We'll see the next one. ”

"Third place, Qi Hong."

The grinning Qi Hong pushed Fang Yu: "Did you hear that?" There's a buddy with the same name as me. He casually looked up at the screen: "My God! It's really me! ”

Fang Yu hurriedly applauded: "Great, Qi Hong, you have also been chosen." Do a good job and I'll cheer you on. ”

"Cut, the first year of high school students will also come to make up the numbers." Someone on the side said disdainfully: "Don't drag Pang Xue'an's hind legs!" ”

Qi Hong's face was originally full of confusion, but when he heard other people's sarcasm, he immediately came back to his senses: "Lao Tzu just wants to drag him back, and there is a kind of you coming to bite me." ”

The man was invincible to Qi Hong's angry gaze, and then thought about Qi Hong's legend.

He turned his head unwillingly, no longer paying attention to Qi Hong's provocation.

"Fourth, Fang Yu."

This time it was the girl's turn to be dumbfounded: "How could you choose me?" Qi Hong, you are in the top 200, and it is reasonable to be selected. I'm almost at the bottom, what do they mean they chose me? ”

Qi Hong looked into Fang Yu's eyes, and he said calmly: "The meaning is very simple, Xuan does not save the wrong, and Krypton does not change his life." Our Principal Wang is an African, and the first two draws have exhausted all his European energy. ”

When each person's name appears, the exam ranking will appear next to it. Fang Yu's ranking is too low, which has already made everyone talk about it.

Fang Yu was nervous and said, "Otherwise, I'll go to the teacher and tell the teacher that I will voluntarily withdraw from the competition." ”

"Didn't you listen to the teacher? Once the candidates have been selected, no further changes will be allowed. Qi Hong comforted softly: "Don't be afraid, no matter what happens, I will protect you by the side." ”

Hearing Qi Hong's bold words, the girl had a little more confidence in her eyes.

Just when everyone thought it was the worst, something worse happened.

Wang Qinian pressed the teacher option and selected the three teachers who led the team.

Just like playing slots, Dangdang "randomly" popped up three teacher options.

The first is Luo Yunfeng, and the latter is annotated as a biology teacher.

Seeing his name appear, the audience burst into laughter: "Teacher Luo's departure means that half of the victory is in hand." ”

"It's just that, even if the victory doesn't belong to us. Teacher Luo can also steal the trophy. ”

"Teachers at other schools had better pray first, that there is no martial arts in the competition."

Luo Yunfeng is so famous, it's impossible to know his name.

Seeing his name, Qi Hong said with a smile: "It seems that this competition is a little more interesting." ”

However, the appearance of the last two names brought everyone's laughter to an abrupt end.

Zhang Huayue is a physical education teacher. Han Moying is still a physical education teacher.

After everyone was silent for a long time, there was a tsunami-like commotion in the auditorium: "Oh my God, a biology teacher with two physical education teachers?" ”

"One middle school is going to be finished."

"I have a quick-acting heart pill, which teacher wants to take one?"

"It's okay, just travel abroad. Publicly-funded, no money. ”

"I'm confident again" Fang Yu's eyes flashed with a strange light, and she said confidently: "Even if I lose the game this time, everyone won't blame me for holding back." Qi Hong, what do you say? ”

Qi Hong looked at the list on the screen in a daze, and he suddenly wondered: "Why is there an evil aura from beginning to end in today's selection?" ”

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The list has been selected, and the next step is the scheduling meeting.

At the meeting, a teacher took the lead in slapping the table and said, "I don't agree with the results of this selection." According to such a configuration to compete, it is impossible for a middle school not to win the penultimate first. ”

"I agree with Mr. Zhao. While there is still a chance, we can still change. A teacher chimed in: "Don't lose your face internationally." ”

Wang Qinian just sneered: "You go and tell the notary office about this, see if they agree?" When Lao Tzu began to ask who came to the stage to choose people, there was no one who farted. Now that it's done, your bullshit hasn't stopped. ”

"Principal Wang, how can you scold people?" Teacher Zhao, who spoke before, was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick: "I just don't want to lose too ugly." ”

Principal Wang was unforgiving, and pointed at him and gave him a harsh reprimand: "What the hell are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?" You really have the ability, when I called people earlier, why didn't you volunteer to stand up? After smoking, I thought Lao Tzu was unlucky. No matter how bad Lao Tzu's luck is, at least Pang Xue'an was selected. ”

Although Wang Qinian has washed his hands for many years, the temperament of the old ruffian still can't be washed away.

He glared, and the others had to fall silent.

When Qin Wenxiao was still alive, he had to leave three points of leeway for Wang Qinian. The powerless teacher did not dare to fight him to the end.

"Principal Wang, don't get angry yet." Luo Yunfeng interrupted everyone's chatter: "Don't worry, with me leading the team, there is no trophy that you can't win." (To be continued.) )