Chapter 12 The Fool and the Holy Hand of Love

Bai Qiuyan asked someone to get the unconscious Ma Chao out, Chen Feng wanted to go out together, but who would have thought that he would be stopped by Bai Qiuyan before he took two steps. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Chen Feng turned around and said with a bitter face: "No, Officer Bai, you still want to interrogate me?" ”

Bai Qiuyan made a cold face and said, "Come back and sit down." ”

Chen Feng clutched his stomach and said with a painful face: "Ouch, it's not good, people have three urgency, my stomach hurts, go to the toilet and ...... first"

can only say that Chen Feng's performance is too fake, Bai Qiuyan is too lazy to debunk it, and said: "Either endure it, or solve it on the spot!" ”

Chen Feng was immediately defeated by this domineering remark, stretched out his thumb at Bai Qiuyan, and said indignantly: "Count you ruthless!" ”

Chen Feng sat back with an unhappy face, looked at Bai Qiuyan and complained, "Officer Bai, you're too uninteresting." Anyway, I helped you just now, there is no credit and hard work, you are too fast to cross the river and tear down the bridge! ”

Bai Qiuyan ignored Chen Feng's complaints and asked, "Who did you learn ventriloquism from?" ”

"Self-taught." Chen Feng said proudly: "A ventriloquist genius like me, who is rare in a hundred years, can be taught by that master!" ”

"Genius?" Bai Qiuyan snorted and said, "Then how long have you been practicing this?" ”

Chen Feng replied: "It's been more than ten years, and this is also the thing that I have persisted for the longest time when I have grown so big. ”

Bai Qiuyan asked again: "You are so strange to Ma Chao, you can imitate his voice so similarly after only one meeting?" ”

Chen Feng said: "Although everyone's timbre is different, in fact, among people of the same gender, the difference in voice is not big. There is nothing special about the yellow-haired voice, and it is not difficult to imitate. ”

Bai Qiuyan let out an "oh", was silent for a while, and said, "Is this ventriloquist difficult to learn?" ”

"What, you want to learn?" Chen Feng said with a smile: "It's hard to say, it's easy to say." The level I have today is just a little bit of talent and more than ten years of hard work. There are few geniuses in this world who can be achieved overnight, and most of them are diligent and persistent fools, and I am the fool who hits the south wall and still doesn't look back, so I can practice such a good Chinese tongue......"

Seeing that Bai Qiuyan didn't speak, Chen Feng said casually: "Officer Bai, do you remember our previous agreement?" ”

Bai Qiuyan was stunned and said, "What agreement?" ”

Chen Feng said: "I'll do you a favor, you invite me to supper...... You can't forget it so quickly! ”

Bai Qiuyan looked at the time, suddenly stood up, and said to Chen Feng: "Okay, you can go, wait for me at the door for a while......"

Chen Feng actually said it casually, and didn't expect Bai Qiuyan to really agree to him, he was slightly stunned when he heard this, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, I'll wait for you, don't let me wait too long!" ”

As soon as Chen Feng came out of the interrogation room, Hua Mingzhe and Wang Haichuan, who had been waiting outside, walked towards him.

Hua Mingzhe punched Chen Feng in the chest and said with a smile: "Xiaofeng, why have you been in for so long, should you be the one who was interrogated, and even explained the fact that you peeked at Lao Wang's daughter next door taking a bath when you were a child......"

Chen Feng said angrily: "Get out!" ”

Wang Haichuan said with concern: "Xiaofeng, I fought with those people before...... You're fine! ”

Chen Feng rolled his eyes and said, "What do you think, I'm not as rough and thick as you, my armor is high in defense, and I was beaten around by those grandsons like dumplings, can I be fine...... I don't know how many pieces of green I have on this body......"

Wang Haichuan was anxious when he heard this, "It's really fake, show me quickly." After speaking, he reached out and was about to pick up Chen Feng's clothes.

Chen Feng covered his chest with both hands, glared at Wang Haichuan and said: "Fatty, what do you want to do, I'm not good at this, you can find Hua Ershao, his chrysanthemums have been washed and waiting for you for a long time......"

Hua Mingzhe scolded with a smile: "Your uncle ......"

After laughing, Chen Feng returned to his seriousness and said to Wang Haichuan: "There should be no bones, they are all skin injuries, after I go back, you can help me touch the safflower oil......

Wang Haichuan glanced at Chen Feng several times, "Is it really okay?" ”

Chen Feng asked rhetorically, "Could it be that you want me to have something?" ”

Wang Haichuan smiled, "I didn't mean that......"

Hua Mingzhe interjected: "Fatty, don't worry, our Brother Feng is a small strongman, how can it be so easy to have trouble......"

Chen Feng said: "Get out, your whole family is Xiaoqiang!" ”

The three of them teased each other a few words and walked out of the police station together.

As soon as they left the police station, Chen Feng and the others saw Xiao Ai standing under a street lamp and looking forward to it.

Chen Feng pushed Wang Haichuan and teased: "You are still happy, someone will pick you up when you come out." ”

Hua Mingzhe also joked: "Yes, fatty, someone has just been released from prison, and he is still a big beauty, this treatment is five-star, ......"

Seeing Xiao Ai's lonely figure standing under the street lamp waiting for him, Wang Haichuan's face smiled like a chrysanthemum, at this time he only had his girlfriend in his heart and eyes, and he was already automatically immune to Chen Feng and Hua Mingzhe's yin and yang weirdness, and he didn't even say hello to the two, and walked straight towards Xiao Ai.

Behind him, Chen Feng and Hua Mingzhe glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Beasts ......"

Hua Mingzhe looked at the time and said, "It's all at this point, why don't we go to have a supper, and then go to find a sister to do big health care together?" ”

Chen Feng said: "You go alone, I still have to wait for someone." ”

"Waiting for whom?"

Chen Feng was just about to speak, but Bai Qiuyan, who had changed into civilian clothes, suddenly walked out, walked to his side, and said, "Let's go!" ”

Hua Mingzhe's mouth opened wide in surprise, and he could put an egg in it, and looked at Chen Feng blankly and said, "Isn't it, Brother Feng, just like this, the two of you hooked up?" ”

Chen Feng kicked Hua Mingzhe angrily and said, "What is hooking up?" Why are you talking so ugly......" As he spoke, he turned his head to Bai Qiuyan and said, "He's still young, and he has no taboo words, don't you mind ......"

Bai Qiuyan smiled slightly, and said to Chen Feng: "You wait here for a while first, and I'll go drive!" ”

As soon as Bai Qiuyan left on his front foot, Hua Mingzhe jumped up and grabbed Chen Feng's neck and asked, "You tell me honestly, what did you two do when you two were alone in the interrogation room just now?" ”

Chen Feng said speechlessly: "I said that the two of us just made a firewood burn, do you believe it?" ”

Hua Mingzhe said: "I believe, you kid is crazy and even beats himself, what else can't you do?" ”

Chen Feng: "......"

Hua Mingzhe said in a weird manner: "Yes, Brother Feng, your sister's level has improved greatly, I'm afraid that in a few days, I will give you the nickname of the Holy Hand of Love." ”

Chen Feng said: "Officer Bai invited me to have a supper, why don't you come along?" ”

Hua Mingzhe said: "Forget it, the gentleman has the beauty of an adult, and there is the righteousness of letting the sister between the buddies, you have your own cannon, you go and fight it yourself, and the brother will withdraw first......"

After just a few steps, he retreated back and said to Chen Feng: "Xiaofeng, you said that I told your family Goddess Shu about your hooking up with a beautiful policewoman, how would she react?" ”

Chen Feng's answer was very crisp, two words-----hehe!"