At ten o'clock in the morning, the Qinglongzui brick factory was a lively scene. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The leaders of the town and Hu Gaomeng and Ma Shengwu of the neighborhood committee all arrived, in addition to Zhang Jian, Hua Ge, Li Gang and others from the Friends Association, and even Zhang Shuhai, the owner of Xiaopingxi Brick Factory, arrived, of course, Yang Tianyou, Xiang Yanming and Niu Wazi and others, and a group of employees of the brick factory also gathered around the distance to watch the excitement, and the scene was particularly quiet.

Today is the day when the brick factory is on fire, and Yang Tianyou has especially looked for Mr. Feng Shui, and the so-called Mr. Feng Shui is the three fires.

There is a fire word in the name, and even the name of his nephew Zhang Yanyan is full of fire, which is also the main reason why Yang Tianyou has always wanted to call Zhang Sanhuo's uncle and nephew over to do things.

Zhang Sanhuo's skill of watching fire was passed down by his ancestors, he used to help private people burn bricks, but now he has changed to a factory to burn bricks, and he naturally went to study again, but some of the rules left by his ancestors have not been discarded.

The brick kiln is newly built, a total of eight caves, quite an auspicious number.

Yang Tianyou actually has some understanding of the ignition of the brick kiln, asked some masters, and also checked some information on the Internet.

If the temperature is too high, the cold kiln is easy to burn the bricks, and gradually heat, it is conducive to the bricks on the top of the cave.

In front of the largest cave in the south, there is an incense case at this time, two red candles are lit on it, and some tributes are placed, Zhang Sanhuo has a serious face, and takes his nephew to enter the cave first to burn incense, and he has inspected everywhere, not only to see the bricks inside, but also to check whether the fan is ready, then he came out, holding incense, Zhang Sanhuo walked along the periphery of the brick window, but Zhang Yanyan behind him sprinkled paper money all the way, this is the so-called mountain god.

Returning to the door of the cave, standing in front of the incense case, Zhang Sanhuo killed a rooster that had been prepared a long time ago, poured a small half bowl of chicken blood, and put it on the incense case, and then muttered to himself Many things that outsiders couldn't hear and couldn't understand, and knelt down with his nephew Zhang Yanyan, and after three bows and nine knocks, he stood up, looked at Yang Tianyou, and nodded.

Yang Tianyou also nodded seriously, Zhang Sanhuo entered the cave and lit the fire, and soon, the fan sounded, Zhang Sanhuo drilled out, and shouted loudly: "Fire!" ”

A few workers who had been preparing to be on the side for a long time lit more than a dozen plates of firecrackers of fifty yuan each, and the sound of crackling firecrackers rang out for a while, and the green smoke was filled, and all the people breathed a sigh of relief, and when the sound of firecrackers ended, the ignition ceremony was officially over.

Niu Wazi whispered to Yang Tianyou and smiled: "Brother Tian, I didn't expect that there would be so much attention to lighting a fire." ”

Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and scolded in a low voice: "You should be less crooked, be sacred, and be serious, otherwise you will be disrespectful to the mountain god!" ”

"Oh yes, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw you." Niu Wazi doesn't care.

"Your grandmother's, tell you not to talk nonsense, you don't talk crookedly anymore, I won't bring you here if I knew it." Yang Tianyou scolded.

The three fires were busy taking his nephew to the top of the kiln to watch the fire, and Yang Tianyou and Brother Hua and others went to Jinheqi to eat, all the leaders and friends who came, set up three tables in Jinheqi, Yang Tianyou toasted one by one, said some words of thanks, a meal was eaten for three hours, and it didn't end until three o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Tianyou was really drunk in the end, and was sent home by Niu Wazi.

Yang Tianyou was almost unconscious, he was thrown on the sofa by Niu Wazi and fell asleep, Niu Wazi also drank a lot, and also fell asleep on the sofa.

By the time the two of them woke up, it was already more than seven o'clock in the evening, and Niu Wazi woke up first because he drank less at noon, a little thirsty, and drank a glass of water, only then did he see Yang Tianyou rubbing his eyes and getting up.

Sitting on the sofa and resting for a while, he took the water handed by Niu Wazi and drank two sips, Yang Tianyou suddenly put the cup on the tea machine, his face changed, and said, "When did I go home?" ”

"You drank too much at noon, like a dead dog, didn't I send you back!" Niu Wazi complained.

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said, "What about her?" ”

"Who?" Niu Wazi was a little confused, and suddenly had an idea, and said, "Brother Tian, you didn't really hide the woman at home last night, right?" ”

Yang Tianyou patted his head, quickly shushed, looked around for a while, didn't see Feng Qingqing, and was relieved, but a little lost.

Sitting back on the sofa, Yang Tianyou smoked a cigarette and lit it, turned on the TV, but he couldn't watch it, and he always thought about Feng Qingqing in his mind.

Niu Wazi sat over and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, you are really a cow, I suspected you of hiding Jiaojiao in the golden house in the morning, it seems that you are really right, tell me honestly, who was the woman who spent the night at your house last night?" ”

"Fuck your stinking fart!" Yang Tianyou scolded impatiently: "There is nothing at all." ”

"Just blow it, who believes it." Niu Wazi pouted and said, "Brother Tian, are you still afraid that I will say it?" What is our relationship, even if you really sleep with someone, I won't tell you, let's be honest. ”

Yang Tianyou said angrily: "I really don't." ”

"And who were you looking for?" Niu Wazi glanced at Yang Tianyou.

Yang Tianyou said: "I didn't look for anything, anyway, what I didn't have is what I didn't have." ”

"If you don't say it, I also know, besides Feng Qingqing, who else will there be? It can't be that Qi Meiren came back to look for you, I'm dizzy, and you still hide it from me? Cut! Niu Wazi raised his middle finger at Yang Tianyou, with a bs on his face.

Yang Tianyou was silent and continued to smoke.

Niu Wazi sat for a while, suddenly patted his head, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, let's watch the hair film for a while?" ”

Yang Tianyou scolded angrily: "It's up to you to see for yourself, don't pull me, I'm not as perverted as you." ”

Glancing at Yang Tianyou, Niu Wazi looked around, ran to Yang Tianyou's room, moved out the computer, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, your celebration has never been so neat as today, and I see that your room seems to have been cleaned, you see that the floor has been mopped, I remember that when you left in the morning, this room was still dirty, quack." ”

Yang Tianyou was stunned, looked around, it was really clean and tidy, knowing that Feng Qingqing did it, Yang Tianyou felt even more lost, oh, ran into the toilet, and called Feng Qingqing, the latter's mobile phone was actually turned off.

Thinking of those hot scenes last night, Yang Tianyou sighed, but he didn't expect the cow baby outside to scream.

"I'm grass, Brother Tian, you're really a virgin?!"

Yang Tianyou ran out and scolded: "You are making a fuss, do you want everyone in Yongan Town to know that I am a virgin?" ”

"Hey, hey! Brother Tian, your letter! Niu Wazi handed over a piece of paper in his hand.

Yang Tianyou was startled, his face changed, and he hurriedly snatched it, and when he saw it, it was really Feng Qingqing's words.

"Yang Tianyou, I didn't expect you to be really a virgin, I left, went to Shanghai to work, you made me very comfortable last night, but there is one thing I still lied to you, in fact, last night was not my safe period, but a dangerous period, you have ejaculated several times, and so much, I don't know if it will really make me pregnant with your child, I think, if you are really pregnant, you will not marry me, I know, what you have been thinking about in your heart is the girl of the Qi family, however, she has been waiting for you for four years, I will also wait for you for four years, if after four years, You didn't get together with her, I hope you come to me, but don't worry, I won't pester you, even if you don't look for me, I will live a good life, if I really get pregnant this time, I will give birth to the child, because I also want to be a mother......"

Sweat, Yang Tianyou's face changed, and cold sweat flowed in his heart, grandma's bear, she was actually in danger.

Thinking that most of his stomach might be bigger, Yang Tianyou felt a little furious in his heart, and suddenly came back to his senses and stared at Niu Wazi viciously, Yang Tianyou gritted his teeth and said, "Where did you get this?" ”

Niu Wazi didn't care about it, and laughed: "Brother Tian, it turns out that you didn't lie to me, you really haven't slept with Feng Qingqing before, are you really a virgin?" ”

"Lao Tzu asked where did you find this?" Yang Tianyou repeated.

Seeing that Yang Tianyou was so serious, Niu Wazi swallowed his saliva, stared at Yang Tianyou and said carefully: "Brother Tian, you haven't woken up yet, this note has been on the tea machine, we didn't care, I just saw it now." ”

"Lao Tzu wants to kill your turtle son, read Lao Tzu's letters!"

Yang Tianyou pounced violently, pressed Niu Wazi on the sofa fiercely, and pinched Niu Wazi's neck, Yang Tianyou shouted hysterically: "Ahhh ”

Niu Wazi was pinched and coughed repeatedly, but he couldn't struggle, kicked over, kicked Yang Tianyou aside, Niu Wazi jumped up, and said to Yang Tianyou through the tea machine: "Brother Tian, I didn't mean to, besides, they are all my own brothers, I just don't say it!" ”

"Dog, who knows if you say it or not, I'm going to kill you!" Yang Tianyou scolded, and the cow baby circled around the tea machine.

Niu Wazi knew that Yang Tianyou was joking, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, everything has happened, even if you kill me, she will have a big belly." ”

"Ah, you still say!?" Yang Tianyou was even more anxious.

Niu Wazi said again: "Haha, Brother Tian, even if it is a safe period, it may not be pregnant, this is not something else, do you think one dozen is accurate?" ”

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, stopped, and said to himself: "Yes! ”

"That's it." Niu Wazi breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Brother Tian, don't fix me, anyway, I promise, I will not tell you about this, who doesn't have a good relationship, this thing is too normal, besides, she has divorced her husband, and there is nothing wrong with you sleeping with her." ”

Yang Tianyou grinned, nodded again and again, and said: "You're right, even if this matter is known, others can't make irresponsible remarks, I didn't marry, she didn't marry, I married her, there's nothing wrong with her." ”

"Brother Tian, you won't beat me again, will you?" Niu Wazi said carefully.

Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "No, no, don't worry!" ”

"I know that Brother Tian is the best." Niu Wazi patted his ass and sat next to Yang Tianyou.

Ouch, Niu Wazi was suddenly kicked to the ground by Yang Tianyou, and couldn't help shouting: "Brother Tian, what you say doesn't count." ”

"Who told you to kick Lao Tzu just now!" Yang Tianyou burned the note to the ground, lit a cigarette again, and frowned at Niu Wazi who sat down again: "Niu Wazi, what do you say if she is really pregnant with a child?" ”

Niu Wazi glanced at Yang Tianyou and said, "Then you will marry her!" ”

"Then what if Qi Mengxiang is really waiting for me?" Yang Tianyou said.

"You're daydreaming, aren't you?" Niu Wazi smiled disapprovingly.

Yang Tianyou said with a tendon: "Who can say this clearly, although the chance is slim, but it is better than no chance, maybe it is true?" ”

"Neurotic!" Niu Wazi scolded: "Then marry Qi Meiren!" Do you still need to think about this kind of thing? ”

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment and said, "Why?" ”

"What a simple question, Qi Mei's family is rich and powerful, you married her, but you just picked up a billionaire for nothing, you married Feng Qingqing? Are you stupid? Niu Wazi looked at Yang Tianyou like an idiot.

Yang Tianyou frowned and said, "But if Feng Qingqing is pregnant with my child, and I also marry Qi Meiren, wouldn't I be sorry for Feng Qingqing?" ”

"Oh, damn, it's useless not to tell you this, I'm hungry, now you're daydreaming, let me tell you, first, most of Qi Mei's games are playing with you, and second, Feng Qingqing may not be pregnant with your child, so, what you are saying now is all unrealistic, if you want me to say, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and then talk about it, you can't because you will die sooner or later in the future, you can't eat and sleep because you are going to die sooner or later, you can't eat and sleep all day long, let's talk about it later, you think about a ball now!" Niu Wazi said a little impatiently.

Yang Tianyou sighed, thought about it, nodded and said, "You have a bit of truth in what you said." ”

slapped his face, Yang Tianyou shook his head countless times, and screamed for a while.

Niu Wazi said embarrassedly: "Hey, Brother Tian, what are you crazy about?" ”

Yang Tianyou said seriously: "Forget about this matter, go, eat, Lao Tzu knew that he was drinking with them at noon, and he didn't even eat enough, but now he is starving to death." ”

"I'm hungry too!" Niu Wazi swallowed his saliva, and said with a smile: "Why don't you wait for me for a few more minutes?" ”

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment and said, "What else do you want to do?" ”

"I'll watch this hair film again, I'll be fast, really." Niu Wazi smiled with a smile, and her smile was extremely obscene.

Yang Tianyou was embarrassed, glared at Niu Wazi fiercely, simply turned off the computer, and then scolded: "Get out, you dead pervert, useless thing, fast gun king, waste so many tissues from Lao Tzu, you will have to do that kind of dirty thing in the future, I'm sorry, please bring your own tissues, thank you for your cooperation!" ”

In desperation, Niu Wazi could only go downstairs with Yang Tianyou to eat, and ordered two dishes at Xiang Yanming's house, when Zhang Jing served the food, Yang Tianyou asked Xiang Yanming, only to know that Xiang Yanming was drunk in the afternoon and has not woken up yet.

After the two sat down, Niu Wazi suddenly came over and asked in a low voice, "Brother Tian, how long do you do it at a time?" ”

Yang Tianyou looked around and asked Niu Wazi, "Then how long will you do it?" ”

"Lao Tzu is at least twenty minutes." Niu Wazi said proudly: "Lao Tzu's gun, that's very powerful." ”

"Useless guy, fast gun king, not as long as a third of Lao Tzu! How can the pony find you useless thing, it's better to give me the pony, Lao Tzu will definitely make him cool and crooked, hehe! ”

Yang Tianyou's smile at this time was also very obscene, but Niu Wazi's face was green.

"Brothers and wives can't be bullied!" Niu Wazi said word by word.

Yang Tianyou smiled and said: "Brother's wife, it's my wife!" There is another sentence, if you love someone, you must love everything he has, brother, I actually love you very much, so your daughter-in-law, of course I have to love, quack, and besides, you fight every day, sooner or later, you will become yang - wilt, remember not to do it in the future, you have to take care of my brother! ”

Niu Wazi gritted his teeth and said, "Shameless! ”

Yang Tianyou laughed, his smile was still obscene.

(The body is seriously bad, and people are prostration, and I don't code words tonight, and I will get up tomorrow and code again, so tomorrow's three watches, I can't grasp the time, but I will guarantee that there will be three more tomorrow, persistence is victory, illness is not a reason, of course, no one wants to get sick, I won't use this as an excuse, everyone collect it, thank you, as for the list, of course it's better to be on it, can't be on it, there's no way to do it, who called my brothers all diving parties, book reviews don't be sent, and red ticket rewards seem to be cold.) )