Section 85, Yang Guang harms people
Zhao Zihan smiled: "Layman, isn't it?" You Taoists pay attention to conforming to nature, if this person should die, your Taoists will definitely not give a life, right? If you don't do anything against the sky, the most you can do is to change the feng shui bureau, collect more money, and earn more peach blossom luck. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The horse immortal is different, most snakes and insects have become great immortals, and they have to do something against the sky to change their lives. If you do these things less once in a while, God will open your eyes and close your eyes, anyway, there is the merit of the great immortal to carry it. The exchange rate is said to be quite high. But we as human beings can't do it, and if we collect too much money, we will lose merit and longevity. Therefore, most of the real immortals are mixed with food and clothing, and those who really make money are looking for a regular job to maintain. The money transferred from the horse can only be eaten, and cannot be used for other purposes. Got it? ”
I nodded as if I didn't understand and said, "It's a little confused, but it's okay to communicate more in the future, and it can be regarded as learning from each other." Well, I'll send you to my mother's place, and I'll take you to the station early tomorrow morning. ”
Zhao Zihan smiled: "It's okay, I'll go back by myself tomorrow." ”
I smiled and didn't object, but said, "Then I'll talk about it tomorrow, fasten my seat belt." ”
After sending Zhao Zihan back, I drove home to catch up, and it was almost ten o'clock in the evening.
When we got home, we naturally had the same lineup as yesterday, and then we went straight to the playground, where there was still a big thing waiting for us to do!
The person in charge was contacted and said that there was a waiting for us at the door.
Half an hour later, I drove to the gate of the playground, and the person in charge ran over to open my car door, nodded and smiled: "Master Yang, can you solve it all at once today?" Three old men came just now, and they all said they were here to help, and I had already let them go in first. ”
I nodded and said calmly, "Don't worry, the elders are here." I can't believe a young man like me, but I don't have to say anything about the high-ranking people in my car. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, a very unpleasant voice came from the door: "Xiong Li, are you sure this kind of person is not a liar?" ”
I frowned and tilted my head to get around the person in charge, oh, Xiong Li's direction and looked behind him. A tall, lanky man in a long trench coat was walking slowly. He was also accompanied by a person who was also tall and thin, but looked a little gloomy.
Xiong Li turned around and bowed slightly: "Niu Dong, these people are the real masters of the world. Not a street fortune teller. ”
The person called Niu Dong really had a very bullish expression, raised his head, squinted his eyes, and said, "Tsk, you said yes?" I don't understand why the chairman made such a thief as a manager. Hey, Xiong Li said that you are masters, so you can show us a levitation, catching ghosts and something. Don't show up for those performances of sticking chopsticks in the water and crushing bricks with your fingers. ”
The person who followed Niu Dong also interjected: "Or you can catch two ghosts to show us, Niu Dong, don't you say?" ”
Niu Dong smiled and said, "Yes, yes, yes, catch a ghost and show us." Even if you have the ability. If you can't figure it out, don't blame me for calling the police, hum, more than 300,000 is enough for fraud. ”
I took a deep breath, and I was angry at such provocative words. It's not that I don't have a city, it's that I think it's naked, naked, naked slap in the face. I don't believe you're looking for us? Even if you don't spend any money, I will earn it myself for the sake of this merit. Just because I like to be treated like a beggar or a liar.
I sneered and said, "Since this Niu Dong wants to see ghosts, it's not impossible. Just open the eyes of the sky. ”
That Niu Dong laughed and said, "What? Can this thing be opened casually? Come on, come on, open it for me. I've made so much money, I haven't played any excitement, I just haven't seen a ghost. ”
The person who followed Niu Dong also laughed, and chased after me: "Yes, yes, yes, I will also open a heavenly eye, how much do you charge?" ”
There are all high-ranking people in my car, and they all laugh at this kind of provocation, but I can't stand such anger. I wanted to lose my temper but I still held back, recalling that I had always been afraid of the consequences of opening the eyes of the sky, there was only a sneer in my heart, Lao Tzu will not hack you, Lao Tzu will write the word Yang upside down, this heart flashed, my face said with warm anger: "Don't open money." ”
"Aha? Don't want money? That Niu Dong laughed, "Don't you can't open it." ”
I turned my head and asked Aunt Xiaoyu, of the four people in this car, only Aunt Xiaoyu has the heaviest heart and the best candidate who can cooperate with me. I asked, "Aunt Xiaoyu, are there any ghosts or anything like that around here?" ”
Aunt Xiaoyu grinned, came to my side and asked me, "Little nephew, are you going to harm others?" There's a lot of yo around here, and it's really a messy place. ”
I smiled and said, "I can't talk about harming people, it's just that I don't look good at it, so I just let him break some money." ”
Aunt Xiaoqi smiled beside her: "Yang Guang, even if you do what you want, this person will definitely be ruined tonight by looking at his face, you can follow the will of heaven and help him." ”
Hey? Is this a merit?
Looking at the head of the pure good road and Mr. Taiyi, they both nodded slightly, this matter is allowed, so what am I polite? Lao Tzu doesn't black, you cry with a nose, call uncle, it's not my ability! Hmm, how do you feel like you're a little ...... What does it taste like a human power?
I gave Aunt Xiaoyu a look, and Aunt Xiaoyu smiled sweetly at me, pushed the door and jumped out of the car.
I also got out of the car and smiled at the Niu Dong: "Since Boss Niu wants to see the other world, it's okay." Open the eyes of the sky, little meaning. ”
The Niu Dong slapped his thigh, pointed at my chest, and said very arrogantly: "I just want to see what this ghost is, you kid is very interesting." But......" he said, in a very vicious tone, "if you dare to lie to me, wait until you are well seated in prison." ”
I raised my eyebrows, and said to Aunt Xiaoyu very unhappily: "Little Auntie, please send a generous gift to Boss Niu." Oh, and you're welcome to the one in the back. ”
Aunt Xiaoyu grinned, causing Boss Niu to look at Aunt Xiaoyu with an evil smell, I sneered in my heart, waiting to cry. I saw Aunt Xiaoyu walk to the side of the two people, snapped her index finger, twisted her index finger and drew a spiritual rune in the air, and said in her mouth: "Heaven and earth are exquisite, the treasure rune is clear, open!" ”
The finger was very quickly placed on Niu Dong's forehead, and with a quick hook of his hand, the blood was wiped on his eyelids. Then his body moved quickly, and while the people around Niu Dong were stunned, they did the same.
Then he shook his fingers vigorously, and in front of everyone's eyes, the wound healed quickly, and finally there was nothing left on the white fingers.
"That's it! Take a good look around for yourself. Aunt Xiaoyu grinned, pushed Niu Dong and the other person around, and after facing a certain direction outside the gate, she turned around and jumped back into the car.
At that moment, I saw that the two people who had been coaxed just now had lost their ability to think, as if they had been immobilized, and their eyes were looking straight at a certain place, as if they had seen something amazing.
Cut! I found it myself, but I promised to open the eyes of the sky for free, and I didn't say that it was free to close.
I was too lazy to take care of these two goods, so I said to the person in charge, Xiong Li: "Let's go, there is still business to do." ”
Xiong Li tilted his head and glanced at the two directors and asked, "Why didn't they move?" ”
Before I could answer, Aunt Xiaoyu lowered the window and interjected, "Hehe, this is still bold." It's time for the timid to foam at the mouth, right? ”
When I heard this, a spirit suddenly thought of the fact that Aunt Xiaoqi didn't seem to draw a talisman for me to open the Heavenly Eyes before, and I couldn't help but think about how terrifying it was around here, but the last time I came out of the horror house, it was still thundering and raining, and those dirty things didn't dare to show up in front of my eyes.
The person in charge looked at the two directors with their eyes open, and could only grit his teeth and say, "Master Yang, I'm sorry for you." Alas......" sighed, and also expressed the difficulty he was caught in the middle.
The doors of the playground opened, and I went back to the car and started the car and headed straight for the horror house inside.
In the car, I smiled and asked, "Aunt Xiaoyu, what kind of Tianmu are you driving, is it really so terrifying outside?" ”
Xiao Yu Shi Gu chuckled and said, "With the effect of the talisman spell and the soul attraction spell, the wandering spirits within a radius of five miles will go over and make out with the two of them. I've seen everything around here, and there's nothing powerful. Who made them not believe us? He deserved it. ”
I grinned, once again sure that a woman could not be offended, no matter what she turned into.
When I came to the front of the horror house, Aunt Xiaoyu came up to me, rubbed her fingers into a sword, and slashed on my eyelids, which was regarded as temporarily opening the eyes of heaven for me.
I frowned, not very fond of that. However, I know that I am in an industry that makes me have to deal with such a situation, and maybe one day I will need to really open my eyes permanently so that it will be beneficial to my work. After all, Tianmu can not only see ghosts, but also see the flow of mountains and rivers aura, and the luck of human faces, which is very important for a person who is mixed in the supernatural circle. If it weren't for the fact that I have these elders around me...... I smiled wryly.
Open the trunk door and start moving things inside.
There were not many things, and everyone carried or carried them through the door of the horror house, and walked through the dark corridor to the clearing, and of course I heard the sound of the monks chanting sutras from afar.
In fact, by the time I got here, my role had basically ended, and it wasn't my turn to step in at all. According to Aunt Xiaoqi, my Taoism is too shallow, and I only need to keep the door open for such a thing. Therefore, they arranged me and four other monks to one of the passages, mainly for me to study and learn and increase my knowledge.
[What are the problems of self-destructing fortune? 1. The mouth is called "Shilu Palace", the staple food of Lu, often sighing, complaining bitterly and never eating Lu! 2. The body is pierced everywhere, and the first body of the phase is fixed. Damage to the body through the body will naturally destroy the health and fortune of the body, and at the same time, it is susceptible to infection with bacteria, tetanus and other diseases. 3. Frequent blinking of eyes is "divine dispersion", and the Lord "has no true luck and bad luck".