Adapted from a true story, can you give it a little bit? The old fish is still updating the code word when he is sick like this, my mother, can't the new book list be in the top three?

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Yang Tianyou thought while running, if Cui Linhai, the father and son, ran away now, what would he do? Do you want to throw two "hams" home, grandma's, this mountain road, even if it is a shortcut road, it will take more than two hours to get to Xiaopingxi, if you really want to throw "ham", it is estimated that your feet will be swollen when you go home at night. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

No way, people in Yongan Town still have a habit, no matter where they go, they generally don't like to walk, at least they have to ride a motorcycle, and in the long run, the body will not work, and if they go a long way, they will definitely have foot pain at night.

Finally intercepted Cui Linhai and his son, Yang Tianyou leaned in front of the car, panting and waving his hand: "Wait, you can't go yet." ”

"Yang Tianyou, what else do you want? I spent 500 yuan to ask you to persuade her, but now it's good, you support her divorce, you are too upright. Cui Zongyuan said angrily, fortunately, he didn't dare to scold Yang Tianyou, it is estimated that after tasting the "sweetness", he was still a little afraid in his heart.

Yang Tianyou smoked a cigarette and lit it, beckoned to the father and son, and let the two come to him, only then squinted at Cui Linhai and said, "Do you think he is reasonable?" ”

Cui Linhai was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "That's right, he has a point." ”

Yang Tianyou almost choked on a puff of cigarette in his throat, and said with a smile: "There is a fart reason, this 500 yuan is good, it is the money to buy cigarettes for me, how can it become my appearance fee?" Lao Tzu's appearance fee is worth five hundred? Which matchmaker have you ever seen introduce her mother-in-law and guarantee that this mother-in-law will have a son? ”

Cui Linhai and his son were stunned for a moment, and when they thought about it, it seemed that it was really like this, and they were depressed at the moment, Cui Linhai said: "Okay, even if we lift a stone to shoot ourselves in the foot, we will suffer by ourselves, we have agreed to divorce, what are you still pestering us for?" ”

"Hehe, you're leaving, why should I go back? I'm walking back? Yang Tianyou asked rhetorically.

Cui Linhai understood what Yang Tianyou meant, and smiled with some disdain: "Anyway, our car is spacious, you can go with us!" ”

"But I still want to wait before leaving, what should I do?" Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

"Then you'll be throwing the ham yourself for a while, so it's better that we're still waiting for you here, right?" Cui Lin Haidao.

"Then will you wait?" Yang Tianyou's smile was even more charming, but in the eyes of Cui Linhai and his son, he was a little frightened, this smile had a bit of a conspiracy flavor.

Cui Zongyuan frowned and said, "Of course I won't wait." ”

"Okay, then give me the travel expenses, I'll charter a car to pick me up in a while, five hundred yuan." Yang Tianyou was waiting for this sentence, stretched out his hand, and said.

Cui Linhai and his son smiled bitterly, they had seen shameless, but they had never seen such shamelessness.

Yin Yin smiled, Cui Zongyuan said: "Okay, how long will you have to wait, we just wait for you, as long as you don't stay here at night, we will wait for you, this is always okay, right?" ”

"I can't live here, it has nothing to do with you, you're going to get divorced, you haven't slept before, even if Lao Tzu really sleeps now, you can only stare dryly." Yang Tianyou glanced at Cui Zongyuan.

Cui Zongyuan was so angry that his face turned pale, not to mention that he hasn't divorced yet, even if he is really divorced, he will be unhappy when he hears such words.

Yang Tianyou said again: "But I don't think you should wait, just give five hundred yuan, I don't know when I will leave." ”

"Don't you just want money?" Cui Zongyuan took out his wallet and pulled out five.

Yang Tianyou laughed so much that his mouth was about to turn into a flower, but Cui Zongyuan suddenly handed the money halfway and took it back, and said with a smile: "It's okay, we will wait for you as long as you stay, although I don't care about the five hundred yuan, but I am very unhappy." ”

Khan, Yang Tianyou was tantamount to being tricked, he was naturally unhappy in his heart, and gritted his teeth and said: "My grass, Cui Zongyuan, you are really good, now you dare to play Lao Tzu, right?" Okay, in this case, Lao Tzu doesn't need the travel expenses, I'll just go back by myself, but today I ran so far, you have to give me this lost work fee, a thousand yuan, not a penny is indispensable, otherwise Lao Tzu beat your father to the side and don't know you, believe it or not? ”

Seeing that Yang Tianyou was really going to do it, Cui Zongyuan's face turned white with fright, Cui Linhai protected his son behind him, his face was also extremely ugly, staring at Yang Tianyou, Cui Linhai also gritted his teeth and said: "Yang Tianyou, if you really dare to play tricks today, even if Lao Tzu fights for this old life, he will not let you get your wish, it's a big deal that we have one life for one life, anyway, Lao Tzu has lived such an age, and if he dies with you, I can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people!" ”

Poof, it's still for the people!

Yang Tianyou was also taken aback, he didn't expect Cui Linhai to be so ruthless, and when he turned around and saw Feng Qingqing chasing after him, he immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Hehe, you have to think about it, you promised me to give me a thousand yuan for labor fees after I came, and now if you want to repay the debt, Feng Qingqing can testify." ”

Cui Linhai and his son were stunned, staring at Yang Tianyou with a bs on their faces, they understood that Yang Tianyou was really a scoundrel to the extreme.

"What do you mean?" Feng Qingqing was stunned for a moment and said, "They paid you to be a lobbyist?" ”

Yang Tianyou said with a serious face: "Isn't it? They said they would give me 1,000 yuan for labor when they came, or I wouldn't come. ”

"You're so shameless." Feng Qingqing stared at Cui Zongyuan and scolded: "It's even more impossible for me to get back together with you, and I have to testify for Yang Tianyou, if you don't give him money today, if you fight, I will definitely go to the police station to testify at that time." ”

Yang Tianyou smiled in his heart, seeing the depressed face of Cui Hailin's father and son, Yang Tianyou looked like he had been deceived, and said: "I didn't expect you to be so shameless, hum, you deceived me, and you don't want to give money, I have to beat your son today, don't you want to die?" Lao Tzu doesn't want to die, anyway, I still have hundreds of thousands of loans behind my ass, and if I die, I will die, and I will exterminate your Cui family, do you believe it or not? ”

Khan, Yang Tianyou is here again, tsk, the old one, but this old one really works.

Cui Hailin knows very well that when it comes to studying, his son is definitely better than Yang Tianyou, but when it comes to fighting, then their father and son together will not be Yang Tianyou's opponent, and Yang Tianyou is now willing to die, he has always been a scoundrel and arrogant, he beat Wang Lin so badly last time, and in the end it was over, this time he really wanted to beat someone, as long as he didn't get a life, it is estimated that it will be a big thing and a small thing.

It's really heart-to-heart, Yang Tianyou suddenly laughed again: "Besides, I crippled your son, at most I will pay you some money, but I don't have the money to compensate, so I will die badly, if he is lucky and not disabled, I dare to fight Wang Lin, not to mention your son, Director Qiu may not necessarily treat me at that time!" ”

Yang Tianyou This is a fox and a fake tiger, if it weren't for talking to Yan Ming about Director Qiu today, Yang Tianyou wouldn't dare to say that, but now that he said this, Cui Hailin was really a little scared, swallowed his saliva, and was silent.

"Moreover, we really fought, even if I cripple your son, I will say that you are retaliating against me for beating your son last time, and I hate that I didn't help you be a good lobbyist today, so you will beat me together, I am self-defense, self-defense, do you understand, even if you kill someone, it is only excessive self-defense, and it will not kill me, Gaga, Lao Tzu is still young, and he will be released from prison for more than ten years, and he can still get married and have children!" Yang Tianyou said viciously.

Khan, Cui Hailin couldn't help it, hurriedly waved his hand, and said: "Okay, okay, Lao Tzu can be met, how can I meet you, shameless, Zong Yuan, give him money, let's go!" ”

Cui Zongyuan had already wanted to give money, he didn't want to be beaten by Yang Tianyou again, the injury last time was not healed, so he quickly took the money, and then the father and son drove away together.

Yang Tianyou dipped his index finger in some water, laughed, and began to count the money, Feng Qingqing on the side suddenly cried and laughed, and said, "You are really good at making money." ”

Raising his head and looking at Feng Qingqing, Yang Tianyou smiled treacherously: "This is called the wicked who have to grind for the wicked, they have money, this is also called ill-gotten gains, cough cough, everyone gets it and cheats it!" ”

"What will you do if they don't pay you today?" Feng Qingqing said.

Yang Tianyou raised his fist: "Lao Tzu must beat him a dog-mother, he dares to beat you, I should beat him, last time there were many people, I couldn't be ruthless, no one today, in this wilderness, I beat him!" ”

Feng Qingqing's heart warmed and said, "I knew that you were still good to me." ”

This time it was Yang Tianyou's turn to break out in a cold sweat, smiled, handed a thousand yuan to Feng Qingqing, and said, "This money is for you." ”

"Why give it to me?" Feng Qingqing was stunned.

Yang Tianyou touched his head and said, "Buy some nutritional products for your parents, or let them make pocket money." ”

"Why, do you think my family is too poor? Pity us? Feng Qingqing said expressionlessly.

Yang Tianyou was even more embarrassed, touched a cigarette and lit it, and said: "It's not that meaning, I remember that when I came to your house before, your parents were still very good to me, and I haven't come to see them for so many years, so I feel a little sorry not to go, so it's a little bit of my heart." ”

Feng Qingqing's heart moved, she really took the money, thought about it, and said, "Then didn't you run for nothing today?" ”

"How can it?" Yang Tianyou said with a smile: "I don't see rabbits and eagles, before I came, I had already gotten five hundred yuan from them." ”

"Let's go, go back." Feng Qingqing laughed, he actually knew Yang Tianyou better, and knew that he was the master who never suffered.

Turning his head, Feng Qingqing led the way in front, but after walking a few steps, he didn't hear Yang Tianyou's footsteps behind, and when he turned his head, Yang Tianyou had already spread his feet and ran away, slipping faster than a rabbit.

"Hey, where are you going?" Feng Qingqing shouted urgently.

Yang Tianyou didn't look back and said: "Oh, I suddenly remembered something, I made an appointment at night, I have to go first." ”

Feng Qingqing was a little disappointed to see Yang Tianyou run away without a trace, in fact, she knew that Yang Tianyou was avoiding her, but she was helpless.

After running for a few miles in one go, Yang Tianyou had a headache, and he really wanted to throw the "ham"?

found a stone on the side of the road and sat down, Yang Tianyou smoked a cigarette and lit it, took a few puffs, and then took out his mobile phone to call Niu Wazi.

More than an hour later, Niu Wazi finally arrived, this motorcycle is indeed faster than driving, Niu Wazi smiled: "Brother Tian, you still go to see Feng Qingqing?" It's really pitiful, and you don't have a leg, I think there is more than one! ”

"My leg, your sister!" Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile: "Lao Tzu was called by Cui Zongyuan. ”

"What do you say?" Niu Wazi also sat down, took out a cigarette from Yang Tianyou's pocket, lit one himself, and asked with some curiosity.

Yang Tianyou told what happened, and Niu Wazi began to sigh: "I am an immortal, it's really strange every year, there are a lot of them this year, don't look at our Yongan Town is a small place, these things are estimated to be written into the novel, and a large group of people will be thundered to death, what kind of bullshit is this, this Cui Zongyuan is really in the shit, why would he find you to be a lobbyist, now it is the real loss of the wife and the soldiers, the money was given in vain, and the mother-in-law was gone, he was wronged, I reckon they're going to be tumbling and falling asleep tonight! ”

When it came to the four words of rolling and turning, Niu Wazi accentuated his tone, a bit of recitation, Yang Tianyou said with a smile: "He deserves it, to tell the truth, when Feng Qingqing married him, Lao Tzu was unhappy, I won't hide it from you, they divorced, Lao Tzu is too late to applaud, I still come to be a lobbyist, I said his sister!" ”

"Brother Tian, he doesn't seem to have a sister either!" Niu Wazi is a serious way.

"Then say his wife, bah, that dead old woman, I grass, shameless and lifeless, last time in the hospital, he also asked Lao Tzu to beat him, he thought Lao Tzu was an idiot, a body of illness, Lao Tzu touched his hand, I grass, when the time comes, I will make a commotion!" Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

"If it's a pretty sister, I guess you'll do it, and you can eat some tofu or something anyway." Niu Wazi walked to the motorcycle on the side and smiled.

Yang Tianyou got into the car and said with a strange smile: "Let's go, go directly to Jinheqi, invite the workers to dinner tonight, and you, a small shareholder, also go to toast." ”

"Lao Tzu is also the boss, and the boss is big or small." Niu Wazi said while riding.

Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile: "You didn't do anything fucking, when it's time to divide the money, see if Lao Tzu doesn't deduct your red envelope." ”

Niu Wazi knew that Yang Tianyou was joking, and he didn't pay attention to him, the road conditions were too bad, he didn't dare to joke, he concentrated on riding, and Yang Tianyou didn't bother him.

A smoke rode the car to Yongan Town, passing by the chain bridge, Cui Linhai and his son stood downstairs talking to people, a group of people gathered together, as soon as they saw Yang Tianyou, both father and son snorted coldly, and a group of people looked at Yang Tianyou as if they were not good.

Yang Tianyou understood, dare to love the father and son who were arranging him.

"Stop!" Yang Tianyou shouted.

With a bang, the motorcycle stopped, Yang Tianyou jumped out of the car and walked towards Cui Linhai and his son, scared that the faces of the father and son changed, thinking that Yang Tianyou was going to come to find trouble again, but now they see that Yang Tianyou will even hurt the little jj and the little Dandan, but unfortunately Yang Tianyou smiled at a group of people, turned around temporarily, and bought two plates of firecrackers in the firecracker shop next to him, all of which were fifty yuan a plate.

Niu Wazi was a little confused and asked, "Brother Tian, what are you doing here?" ”

"Someone else is divorced, let's also set off a cannon to celebrate, quack, and show our hearts!" Yang Tianyou let out a wicked laugh.

Niu Wazi broke out in a cold sweat behind his back, but he was also very excited, stretched out his thumb, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian is smart, Tian Gao is mighty, Brother Tian is insidious......"

Khan, seeing Yang Tianyou's angry eyes, Niu Wazi hurriedly helped, and spread all the two plates of firecrackers on the road next to Cui Linhai, and then Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi lit the fuse, and there was a shocking sound, which attracted the attention of the surrounding neighbors and passers-by.

Cui Linhai and his son seemed to understand what Yang Tianyou meant, and their faces were aggrieved and angry.

That's not all, Yang Tianyou bought a basin from the department store on the side, got on the motorcycle, Yang Tianyou laughed at Cui Linhai and his son, and then opened his throat while knocking on the basin and shouting.

"Divorced, divorced, someone divorced......"

Everyone looked at each other, and they all couldn't hold back their laughter, crying and laughing.

But Cui Linhai's father and son turned blue and red, turned upstairs, and while going upstairs, the Cui family father and son scolded bitterly: "Yang Tianyou, you lack morality, you have no fart to give birth to a baby. Eyes......"

As soon as the Cui family's father and son left, the neighbors below snickered together, and almost everyone couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

The first sentence is: This Yang Tianyou is too insidious, too lacking in morality, and too funny.

The second sentence is: You can mess with anyone, don't mess with Yang Tianyou, the devil!