Chapter 17: The Tao is a charlatan

Chapter 17: The Tao is a charlatan

Masters are often hidden, and those who casually expose their skills are usually not masters, which is a general summary of people who walk the rivers and lakes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But there is such a person in the rivers and lakes, but it has to be a different matter, he acts more swaggeringly and more ostentatious, he never knows what it means to be low-key, but he is definitely a master among the masters of the rivers and lakes, countless people have seen his image, and no one has ever seen his true appearance.

If you're going to talk about his boss, don't say anything bad, or you'll wake up tomorrow morning and see a lump of cow dung or something in front of your temple, which isn't a good thing anyway!

It is said that one day on the street of Jinling, the first son of a certain family and the second son of a family met a stunning woman, their eyes lit up, and their hearts suddenly rose, so they stepped forward to intercept the way of others, and thought about being light, but it was too late to be fast, just when the oil pig hands of these two sons were about to touch the human face, a flower suddenly appeared in front of them, and then looked at it, and the beauty became a handsome man with a half black mask! Looking at it again, the beauty is now in the arms of a handsome man, and she is already so scared that she can't cry!

The two sons and brothers immediately became popular! shouted, and immediately a large group of people came up behind him, surrounding the masked man and the stunning woman, and after another shout, everyone rushed up and rushed towards the masked man, and the scene was suddenly chaotic.

The result was that the people ran away, but it was not the masked man and the stunning woman, but the two boys, who were scared away!

The explanation for this goose guest to himself is that his reputation is too loud, and there were too many spectators at that time, many of them are still loyal admirers of themselves, and when they do it in front of them, the posture must be handsome, not to mention that there is a beauty next to him! Therefore, Yanke used all his energy to be handsome, and in the end, everyone fell, only to suddenly find that the two sons who should have been cleaned up had run away early!

Although the two sons said cruel words when they ran, Yanke didn't worry about this at all, because if you want to take revenge on me, you have to find me first!

On this day, King Qing was returning home from the court, passing by a small roadside teahouse on the street, and he inadvertently heard such a passage:

Passerby A: "Have you heard?" The wild goose has come to Jinling! ”

Passerby B: "Of course I heard! The youngest son of Song Qiyuan, the head of the household, and the only son of Governor Liu of the Gyeonggi Governor's Mansion were flirting with a light and stunning woman on the street, and then the wild goose suddenly appeared, and the standard hero came to save the beauty! A pillar of incense didn't take time to knock down the twenty or thirty thugs, and then the two sons fled! ”

Passerby A: "The background of these two sons is not small, no matter how powerful this goose guest is, he is only a person from the rivers and lakes, how can the people of the rivers and lakes not get along with the people of the court officialdom!"

Passerby B: "That's what I said, but when have you ever heard that Yanke is the kind of Jianghu person who plays cards according to common sense?"

Passerby A: "......"

King Qing, who was sitting in the carriage, heard this, and he didn't know if he was in a good mood, so he was interested in this kind of little gossip, so he asked the groom to stop the carriage, and then entered this small teahouse, drank tea and listened to the gossip!

Su Yan and King Qing walked into this small teahouse at the same time There was also a handsome man in blue clothes who was well-dressed, this son looked around at the door, and then completely ignored the empty tables on the side that no one sat on, and walked directly to the vacant seats next to passers-by A and passer-by B, and did not say hello, just sat down in that position and called for tea!

Passerby A and Passerby B looked at this son very unhappily, but this son was completely unaware, passerby A and passerby B saw that this son was well-dressed and dignified, thinking that it should be another child of that dog who looked down on people, and forbearance was okay!

So the two completely ignored the existence of this son, and continued to tirelessly talk about the general gossip deeds of the first swordsman in the rivers and lakes.

Passerby A: "As the first swordsman in the rivers and lakes, people don't use swords, they can knock down so many thugs in such a short time with just a fan, if this is a sword, isn't it even more amazing!"

This son: "What if he doesn't use a sword, but doesn't have a sword at all, but only a fan?"

Passerby A and Passerby B rolled their eyes at the same time, "The number one swordsman in the rivers and lakes, how can there be no sword by his side!" ”

This son: "The first swordsman in the rivers and lakes...... Wow! Such a powerful title, is he powerful? ”

Passerby A and Passerby B gave another roll of the eyes, and said disdainfully, "Needless to say, haven't you heard of the name of this goose guest?" ”

This son: "Goose guest? What kind of goose guest, didn't you just say that he was a swordsman? ”

Passerby B: "Wow! You don't even know about the goose! Yanke is my Da Chen's first swordsman! Not to mention in Da Chen, even in this world, no one can compare to him in terms of swordsmanship, and he has come and gone without a trace, and no one knows what he looks like, where he lives, and who his surname is! ”

This son: "Didn't you say that his surname was Yan Mingke?"

Passerby A: "You still don't recognize you when you say you're stupid, can such a master be known to your casual people who know his true identity?" Yanke is just a pronoun, no one knows who he really is! ”

This son: ?" Goose Ke! This name is good, I will simply call it Yanke in the future! ”

Passerby B: "You're tired of being crooked, aren't you?" Is the name of Yanke worthy of your name? ”

This son: "This is not his real name, what's wrong with my name?" ”

Passerby A: "What's wrong! I can remind you, I heard that this goose guest is more stingy, people say bad things about him, the temple will be put cow dung and horse dung or something, you still dare to pretend to be his name, be careful that one day he pries your ancestral grave! ”

This son: "Wow...... He is so lacking in virtue! ”

Passerby B: "That's not called lack of morality, it's called warning, warning people not to mess with him, because no one can afford to provoke him!"

"Hmm...... It seems to make some sense to say that! This son nodded thoughtfully, picked up the tea in front of him and drank it all, then got up, smiled and politely bowed to passers-by A and passer-by, "The two little brothers are fortunate to meet, and the little brother still has important matters, so he will leave first!" ”

Passerby A and Passerby B rolled their eyes secretly while returning a full smile on their faces, fortunately, they were still afraid that they would be reluctant!

However, this son didn't leave so quickly, because he was stopped by another son who suddenly came up, and this person was the second child in the teahouse!

"This son, it seems that you haven't given the tea money yet, right?!" Xiao Er said with a smile on his face, the more respectful he was, the more polite he was.

This son suddenly realized, and hurriedly reached out to take out the money, but now he was a little embarrassed: "This ...... I'm the one on me now, no, I don't have any money...... But ah! But don't worry, I'm the eldest son of the Su family in Yingzhou! Of course I don't owe you money for wine! It's just this...... I ran out of money on the road, so I'm temporary, I just don't have it for the time being, but don't worry, within three days, I will definitely pay you back, so let's write you an IOU first, okay? ”

Xiao Er looked at the well-dressed person in front of him with great disdain, a look of goods that I am very rich but actually very poor, and I don't want to communicate more with this kind of person, so I turned around and went to the shopkeeper!

After a long time, the shopkeeper came over, still smiling, but mocking, "You said you have no money on you now?" ”

The son nodded.

The shopkeeper sneered, "Oh...... That's it! So what kind of tea do you have no money for? I also ordered the best and most expensive tea we have here! ”

So, this son said what he had just said to Xiao Er again, and then looked at the shopkeeper with expectant eyes.

The shopkeeper sneered: "Yingzhou Su family? Is it the Su family in the Su Tea Shop? It's also the eldest son! Are you stupid or am I stupid? The name of the Su family is well-known in Da Chen, what kind of character is the eldest son of the Su family? People spend money like dirt and you are penniless, you tell me that you are the eldest son of the Su family, you want to say that you are a certain prince who sneaked out of the palace, maybe I still believe two points, but that's not right, the current emperor is only thirty or forty years old, how can there be a prince as big as you! What else are you telling me about the Su family, if I believe you because of the pig brain, I won't talk to you, and I won't pay for the tea soon! Hey! Don't even think about getting out of my place today! ”

This son: "No, no, don't believe it! I'm really the eldest son of the Su family, really! I came to Jinling this time to find my sister, Miss Su Jiasan, and as soon as I find her, I can pay you back immediately, and you can double it! If I don't pay it back, you can take the IOU to Jiyue Pavilion to find her, and promise that she will give it to you, I say so, it's always okay, right? ”

Shopkeeper: "No, yes, yes!" ”

This son: "No, you have to believe me! I am really the eldest son of the Su family, I really have no money on me, and I will really pay you back, otherwise I will stay here, you take the IOU, and now go to Jiyue Pavilion and ask them if you can do it? ”

Shopkeeper: "No, yes, yes!" ”

This son: "......"

It's really a hero, sad to be short of money!

However, in general, there will always be someone to save the hero when he is in trouble, such as now, although ...... This son doesn't seem to be a hero either.

King Qing, who had been silent next to him, finally did the first thing he did when he entered the teahouse until now, except for drinking tea, was to throw a silver ingot to the groom who was driving next to him, and said lightly, "You go and pay the money for him, let him go with us, and say that we are friends of the third miss of the Su family!" ”

The groom received the order, took the money, and went over.

Seeing that someone was willing to take the initiative to pay for himself, this son was moved, and hurriedly grabbed someone else's hand and thanked him, and asked what the person's name was, where he lived, what he did, etc.

This frightened the honest groom, and hurriedly retreated from the distance, before saying, "I heard just now that Gongzi is the eldest son of the Su family in Yingzhou, and you came to Jinling to find the third miss of the Su family, and it just so happens that the master of my family is friends with the third miss of the Su family, so I specially ordered the little one to come over, please go with us, and we can take the son to meet the third miss of the Su family!" ”

This son: "What? You're my sister's friends, and that's great! I'll go with you right away, and as for the tea money, I'll let my sister double it for you in a while! ”

Anyway, this son really left with someone! This posture frightened the shopkeeper, Xiao Er, passer-by A and passer-by B, as well as passers-by C and D, all stunned!

Nishiki House.

Su Jin was lazily sitting on the stone fence by the pond in the vestibule and sprinkling fish food to feed the fish, and Biyue was lying on the big tree on the side counting the leaves that had been eaten by insects, thinking about how bored she was.

Of course, in addition to Bixi, the housekeeper who takes care of everything, even the maids in the mansion can count ants in the courtyard outside their residences.

“…… Two hundred and forty-four, two hundred forty-five, two hundred and forty-six...... Five hundred and ninety-seven, five hundred and ninety-eight...... Seven hundred and thirty-one, seven hundred thirty-two, seven hundred thirty-three, seven hundred thirty-four, seven hundred and thirty-five......"

"Biyue, are you sure you want to count them all?" Su Jin said with a smile.

"Sister Su, don't call me, otherwise it will be messy again in a while!" Biyue shouted, "Look, you see, you've messed me up again!" How much was that...... Seven hundred and sixty-three, yes, seven hundred and sixty-three! ”

"It's seven hundred and thirty-six!" Su Jin corrected with a light smile.

Biyue went crazy, "Ah...... It's all you, Sister Su, you've interrupted me three times......"

"You can't blame me entirely, and you counted wrong from one hundred and thirty-seven anyway, and you can't count it right later!"

Biyue looked sad, "Sister Su, you look down on me......"

"I'm just telling the truth!"

Biyue looked at the leaves, who could tell her where she had just counted? The more he looked at it, the more confused he became, Suo Xing raised his hand and danced in front of his eyes, "Alas! Don't count, don't count, this girl wants to sleep, no one comes to disturb me! ”

Su Jin smiled lightly, and didn't tease Biyue anymore, and when he finished sprinkling fish food and got up and was about to go back to the atrium, Jing Yu walked over quickly from the main gate of the mansion and said quickly, "Girl, King Qing is here!" ”

Su Jin frowned slightly, "King Qing!" Did he say what to do? ”

"Not only King Qing, but the eldest prince has also arrived!" Jing Yu frowned, his face a little heavy.

"Bang ......" There was a muffled sound on the ground under the big tree not far away.

At this time, Biyue was in this extremely ugly posture, and she was boxy on the ground, even she herself was stunned for a moment, and then she struggled to prop up half of her body, met the complicated eyes of Su Jin and Jing Yu, and hurriedly wiped off the mud and grass roots on her face, haha, "I, I'm fine!" It's okay! It's okay...... Ah by the way, what are you talking about, the eldest prince has arrived? When did you arrive, and where are you now? ”

Su Jin glanced at Biyue, turned around and continued to talk to Jing Yu about important matters, "When did the eldest prince come, is it also now?" ”

Jing Yu nodded, "Yes!" ”

"In this way, I will go to see King Qing first, and you go to pick up the eldest prince and ask him not to enter the mansion for the time being, so as to avoid King Qing!"

"King Qing and the eldest prince, they came together!" Jing Yu said in a deep voice.

Su Jin was shocked, "What? You say they came together? ”

"Yes! The eldest prince got out of King Qing's carriage! ”

Su Jin smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Nothing else, it's okay to add chaos!" Let's go! Let's see what new things our eldest boy wants to play! ”

Biyue hurriedly got up from the ground, ran to Su Jin, and said excitedly, "I'm going too, I'm going too!" ”

Jing Yu lightly swept Biyue's whole body up and down, pointed to her clothes with mud marks everywhere and long openings hanging from tree branches, and said with a smile, "Are you sure, you want to go to see the eldest prince like this?" Oh! There are also people celebrating the prince! ”

"What's wrong with Lord Qing? Is King Qing's face very big? If it weren't for Sister Su, she would have ......"

"Biyue!!" Su Jin scolded.

Biyue was startled by Su Jin's sudden reprimand, and then she realized what she was talking about, and quickly covered her mouth.

"Go back and change your clothes right away! By the way, go talk to your sister. ”

"Oh......" Biyue shook her head and reluctantly turned back to her room.

When Su Jin went to the front of the gate, Su Yan, the eldest son of the Su family who looked extremely fake and genuine, was smiling at this time, but he didn't want to deal with him at all, King Qing was blowing cowhide that even he didn't necessarily believe, until he saw Su Jin come out, it was an excitement! With an arm, he was about to step forward and give a big hug, but there was no suspense, and the last thing that Prince Su hugged was air!

Su Jin walked up to Zhong Zhe, smiled and said, "Su Jin, I've seen the prince!" ”

Zhong Zhe originally wanted to reach out to help him, but he remembered the previous experience that people automatically retreated every time his hand passed, so he gave up and only smiled, "Miss Su, please get up, why do you need to be polite between you and me!" ”

Su Yan turned around and walked next to the two, pointed at Zhong Zhe and said in surprise, "Ah Jin, what did you call him just now?" ”

Su Jin hurriedly pulled down Su Yan's hand and pointed at Zhong Zhe, and said solemnly, "Big brother, don't be unreasonable to the prince!" ”

Su Yan looked incredulous, "Lord Wang? Brother you, you're a ...... Rajah? ”

"This king just happened to meet Su Dagongzi in a small teahouse on the street and heard Su Dagongzi say his identity and origin, originally this king didn't believe it, but he just brought people over with the mentality of trying, but I didn't expect it to be true!" Zhong Zhe said with a light smile.

Su Jin smiled, "My eldest brother is really not very worry-free, he is really causing trouble to the prince!" Lord Inside, please! ”

Su Yan was uncomfortable, "Ahhhh Ah Jin, what does this mean that I don't have to worry about my big brother? What does it mean to cause trouble? Are you disgusting your big brother and me? ”

"If the eldest brother says one more word about you, don't stay here with me, find a place to live by yourself!" Su Jin said lightly.

Su Yan hung his head and sighed, "It's really a hero who is sad about lack of money......

"Jing Yu, take the eldest prince down to rest first, I still have something to talk about with the prince!"

"Yes, girl!" Jing Yu arched his hand and said, "The eldest prince, please!" ”

Su Yan turned around and dragged the house one by one, "Hero, sad, lack of money, ......"

"Brother Ling is really, funny and humorous!" Zhong Zhe said with a light smile.

"My eldest brother is the only son of the Su family, his stepmother died early, and the eldest sister is many years older than him. Let the prince laugh! Lord Inside, please! ”

Zhong Zhe smiled and nodded, and entered the mansion with Su Jin.

And Su Yan on the other side......

This son is now rummaging through Su Jin's study in the atrium, and looking there, Jing Yu followed behind this son's ass like a little attendant, without even protesting.

"Little Yu'er! Have you made any progress in swordsmanship lately? Why don't we try again one day? ”

Jing Yu is called a bitter heart! He can't say no, because then the eldest prince will scold him for not growing up and clean him up, but he can't say that he has, because then he will have to try his tricks with the eldest prince, and he will still be cleaned up.

This son waited for a long time and didn't hear an answer, but when he turned around, he saw Jing Yu motionless, "Xiao Yu'er? ”

Jing Yu came back to his senses and hurriedly responded, "No, yes, no, yes!" Yes, there is! ”

Don't ask Jing Yu what he thinks, the reason is very simple, one is to be beaten now, and the other is to be beaten in the back, although there is a saying that you can't hide from the first day of the first day but can't hide from the fifteenth, but he still firmly believes that it is a time to be able to hide for a while!

This son nodded with great satisfaction, "Okay, then tomorrow!" ”

The corners of Jing Yu's mouth twitched, and she had to squeeze out a smile, but she had to suffer a lot in her heart! Both horizontally and vertically are dead, but it is up to him to decide whether to die horizontally or vertically, how much debt did he Jingyu owe to the eldest prince in his last life......

"Xiao Yu'er, go find me a good piano, I just popped a new song recently, I'll play it for you, I guarantee that you are the first person to get this ear blessing!"

Jing Yu's face changed, but fortunately, at this moment, the savior had arrived.

Su Jin and Bi Xi walked in from the outside together, and Su Jin said with a smile, "Big brother, your magic sound is lingering, and your long-lasting piano skills are endless, so don't sacrifice it to torture others!" ”

Su Yan turned to look at Su Jin and said with a smile, "Ah Jin, don't dislike your eldest brother so much!" ”

"In a way, this is also a compliment to the eldest brother!"

"King Qing is gone?"

"Gone! It's just that I'm more curious, big brother, why did you collide with King Qing all the way? It's certainly not a coincidence, right? Do you know that Jing Yu came in and told me that you were with King Qing, I was really scared! ”

Su Yan immediately clenched his fists and arched his hands, and said extremely sincerely, "Yes, the eldest brother is wrong!" Big brother won't do this next time! ”

"Where's the flower?"

"Sent Qingfeng Lou early! Don't say it, it's because of this that I ended up penniless! ”

Bi Xi smiled lightly, "Send flowers to Qingfeng Building, why is it that the eldest prince has nothing to do with it?" ”

"Alas! Bixi, you don't know this, it's not convenient for me to go myself, right? So I have to ask someone to help, do I want to spend money? Ask someone to be light and careful to ensure that there is no room for mistakes, is it not to spend more money? ”

"That's the reason?"

"Isn't that a reason?"

"Alright, stop teasing!" Su Jin interrupted with a smile, "Now that the spring hunt is imminent, our first step has already begun to move, and every next step, even the smallest place, must be foolproof!" ”

Jing Yubi nodded, "Yes, girl!" ”

Su Yan smiled and patted Su Jin's shoulder, "Ah Jin, don't put too much pressure on yourself!" Believe you can! And you still have the eldest brother and me, as well as our father and eldest sister, and the entire Su family! ”

Su Jin smiled and nodded, "I know ......"