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After evening self-study, I went to find Zhou Shihao and went to the Internet café with him, planning to fight until dawn.

He asked me to create a character first and take a domineering ID name.

Do you still need to think about this?

Zhao Ritian!

What's the horse? Are they all occupied?

I tried Lin Ritian, Wang Zhumo, Liu Qixian and other domineering names in a row, and found that they were all occupied.

I couldn't help but be a little annoyed, so I just pressed the keyboard and took a random name.

Zhou Shihao didn't care either, and helped me create a custom game to familiarize me with the game map first.

I gladly accepted his advice, and dragged a machete around the Summoner's Rift with the hero he had chosen for me, Tedamir, the Barbarian King he had chosen for me.

To be honest, I don't like this hero at all, not to mention that he looks ugly, he still has tattoos, and the tattoos are not very good-looking, not to mention that he obviously has a domineering and leaky muscle, but he can't even carry a machete, and he has to drag it when he walks, I have to say, it really hurts the name of the 'king of barbarians'.

I operated this hero to walk around the Summoner's Canyon several times, followed Brother Hao's teachings, and wrote down the attack range of the grass, walls, monsters, rivers, and defense towers on the map, and even how many butterflies and frogs and squirrels were on the map.

Seeing that I had done all the preparations, Brother Hao helped me open a game of man-machine battles and asked me to go there to practice first.

As I practiced, something went wrong......

………………

"Where is this?"

I stood on an old stone platform and looked blankly at my surroundings.

"How can I have a knife in my hand?"

I looked at the amazingly large machete in my hand, and I was even more confused.

"Welcome to League of Legends!"

Just when I couldn't figure out what was going on, a loud voice suddenly sounded, which startled me.

I quickly looked around, only to see that there was a shop not far behind me, and the shopkeeper was grinning at me.

Someone is easy to do.

I dragged my machete over to ask him about the situation.

"Hello, what do you need? I've got the best weapons here. ”

The boss stood behind the fluffy counter and spoke to me with a smile.

Wait a minute! Why doesn't this thing look like a human?

I looked at the boss for a while, and confirmed my judgment, this long-haired creature in front of me with a beast head and a little cute brain, the cliff is not a human!

Hey, he looks familiar......

From him, I felt a sense of familiarity, my remarkable memory did not deceive me, I must have seen him somewhere before!

Wait, what kind of counter is this, it's clearly the tail of a giant beast!

I finally saw the giant beast behind the boss, and I finally remembered!

It's League of Legends! Summoner's Rift!

Isn't this boss the owner of the shop next to the spring?

"How did I get here?"

I asked the question that bothered me the most.

"Since they're all here, the reason doesn't matter anymore, so let's just enjoy the game."

The boss said to me with a pleasant face, "This is not much different from the LOL game you know, you can understand it as a different dimension created by a certain main god when he is bored, and if you win, the main god will give you a reward." ”

"And what if you lose?"

I couldn't help but think of the plots in many online novels, and I immediately became nervous, "If you lose, will you be wiped out?" ”

"There is no such thing."

The boss said strangely, "It's just a game, it's okay to lose, it's just a little less fun." ”

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief and threw the machete directly on the counter, "Boss, then I'll sell this first!" ”

No way, I don't like this knife at all!

It's too big! It's too long, too! Not at all!

And the blade is still black, not reflective at all, I want to use it as a mirror, I can't see what I look like now, it's so useless.

Personally, I prefer long and hard weapons like guns and halberds, not to mention the majestic wielding, and when you are not fighting, you can also use the pestle on the ground to borrow strength and lean on your feet, not to mention how easy it is to use.

It's really not good, it's good to give me a big sword, you can use it as a mirror when you're free, and you look chic and domineering when you walk on the road!

"This... This one... Can't be sold! ”

The boss was a little embarrassed, "This is your hero's exclusive weapon, and it can't be sold!" ”

I was immediately displeased, "Then why do you still say that you have a good weapon here?" ”

"That's right."

The boss quickly explained, took out a beautiful short sword, and slapped it on my machete, "Look, isn't this just melted in, and immediately increased the attributes of this knife!" ”

I picked it up and looked at it for a while, it was indeed a lot sharper, and I took advantage of a lot, "The boss has good skills!" ”

"That's it!"

The boss said proudly, "I have a complete range of goods here, not only the best weapons, but also top-level armor and life-saving medicines, as long as you have money, I can easily arm you to the teeth, it is not a dream to fight the dragon alone!" ”

So powerful!

I couldn't help but feel a little moved, "Boss, can I take credit?" ”

"No credit!"

The boss sternly refused, "By the way, this sword just now is the Dolan Blade carefully made by Master Dolan, the quality is good, the price is fair, Tong Su is not bullied, the unified retail price of the whole universe is 440 gold coins, please pay the bill, thank you." ”

Damn, it's so expensive!

I hurriedly touched the money bag, and felt a number of 475, which should be my gold coins, well, it is worthy of the main god game, and it is quite humane.

A broken sword would ruin my family, and I was reluctant to buy it, so I hurriedly asked the boss if I could return it.

"Of course you can return it, I'm the kindest yodeler, and everything you buy from me can be returned and returned."

What a man!

I was overjoyed, and I quickly asked him to return the Dolan sword.

"The enemy has 300 seconds left to reach the battlefield and crush them!"

At that moment, the majestic voice sounded again.

Damn, I'm going to fight!

I was suddenly a little anxious, and according to my previous game experience, it must be right to buy more replenishment potions, so I used all the money to buy red and blue potions, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one.

Armed with my machete, I hurried to the middle to see who my opponent would be.

Then I was stunned.

A beautiful girl with several beautiful tails, playing with her fluffy white tail, rolling on the ground, **** half-exposed, beautiful legs long and horizontal, and laughter like silver bells, that delicate and simple, not to mention more eye-catching and more impressive!

I couldn't help but look dumbfounded, and as soon as I let go of my hand, the machete fell to the ground with a 'dang' sound, which immediately alarmed her.

She quickly stood up, took out a white glittering magic ball out of nowhere, and squeezed at me menacingly, "Bah, are you my opponent!" Get your name in! ”

I can't stand it! It's so cute to even be angry!

I felt like my whole heart was about to melt, and with the kindest smile on my face, I made a gentlemanly salute, "This beautiful mushroom Liang, I am not your enemy, I am just a traveler who wanders around looking for the most beautiful scenery in the world." ”

"And you, undoubtedly, are the scenery I want to see the most."

"Really?"

She seemed a little happy to hear me say this, but quickly reacted, "You liar! The teacher told me that in the Summoner's Canyon, there are only enemies, and there are no travelers! ”

As she spoke, she struck the orb at me.

For Mao she will have a teacher! And I didn't!

I felt very unfair, but I didn't know where to complain at this time, so I could only take her blow alive, but a smile appeared on my face, and my hand touched the injury and said, "Pain, it's a good thing, it proves that I'm not dreaming, I really found the most beautiful scenery in the world, even if I die, it's worth it." ”

She hit me a few more times, and the corners of my mouth were bleeding, but I still didn't move, still looking at her gently and serenely, and the smile on my face was like the oldest warmth, frozen there, and I didn't frown no matter how painful it was.

She really relented, "Why don't you hide?" ”

"If I hide, I can't appreciate your beauty; If I hadn't hidden, I would have been able to look at you so realistically. Compared to your beauty, this pain is nothing. ”

"You're so stupid!"

She was really moved by me, put away the magic ball, and taught me, "You shouldn't come here, since you're here, you must decide the winner." ”

"Does it really matter if you win or lose?" At this moment, I was like a Zixia fairy possessed, and I said infatuatedly, "The most important thing in life is to be happy, is that you can feel happy, everything else is not important, to meet you is the happiest thing in my life, what is the difference between winning or losing a game?" ”