I am Zhu Xiaolong, a sophomore at Liangshan University, 1.89 meters tall and weighing 283 pounds. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Belch?

Well, the body shape seems to have nothing to do with "small" and "dragon", so my classmates call me Fat Pig.

Khan, fat pigs are fat pigs, anyway, we are people with dreams.

By the way, what is our dream?

Hehe, of course, I peeked at the Chinese goddess Tang Lingxue taking a bath, and I dreamed of it!

As for what is the ultimate dream?

Of course, it is to pounce on the goddess...... Knock down, hehe, don't give up until you die!

Well, in fact, I ...... I'm just a mouthful, and I'm super grippy.

Don't talk about the goddess Tang Lingxue, even Colonel Liang and Qin Bing don't look at us properly, hey...... If it is more explicit, the school grass will also sneer at us.

These three friends are all fucking dates, but I, the third child, is left alone in the 206 dormitory, hey...... Poor to death!

There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great!

Nima, I haven't even touched the hands of female classmates in college, this is the rhythm of breaking the incense of the old Zhu family!

Ay...... Forget it, it's still interesting.

"Sora, I love you! Yes, that's the pose! ”

"That'...... Who's that, can you hurry up! ”

"Ahh Can this be missed? ”

"Smack......

Zhu Xiaolong couldn't stand it anymore and slammed his fist into the computer screen.

It's so annoying, I can't go out and snap, that's it, playing competitive ball is still so aggrieved, it's a group of teammates like me!

Dingdingding......

Nima, who's adding me?

[System prompt:] "Congratulations to Zhu Zhu for entering the Heavenly Immortal Network, which has automatically transformed the language of the Earth Domain!" ”

[System prompt:] "Congratulations to Zhu Zhu for becoming a 100,000+ disciple of the Pure Altar Messenger!" ”

【System Prompt:】"Congratulations to Zhu Zhu for obtaining a wisp of fairy qi, which has been stored in the treasure bag and can be withdrawn and used!" ”

Zhu Xiaolong took a look at the so-called fairy net screen, and found that this is a game-type chat software, and it is a rather strange kind.

There is no specific game interface, there seems to be only a chat window with a virtual game storage, and I can't help but mutter.

"Immortal net? Nima, what the hell? ”

"Altar Purification Messenger? Isn't that the ancestor of the family? Also 100,000+ disciples? ”

"Faerie aura? Is the game a giveaway? ”

Zhu Xiaolong opened the treasure bag in annoyance, and found that there was a wisp of dry blue breath in the first frame, the shape was extremely realistic, and his fingers nodded cheaply.

System prompt: "Do you want to extract and use?" ”

Zhu Xiaolong quickly clicked the "Yes" button.

For this extremely realistic so-called dry blue breath, in the eyes of Zhu Xiaolong, a super silk, it is instantly associated with the virgin-female-membrane, which is also strange enough.

"Ni...... Yes! After Zhu Xiaolong extracted it, he was dumbfounded.

A wisp of heart-warming dry blue breath suddenly permeated the mobile phone, and Zhu Xiaolong instantly felt that his whole body was in an unusually wonderful comfortable realm, which should be more intoxicating than popping, and involuntarily took a breath.

In his ghost-like eyes, the wisp of breath was extremely spiritual along his inhalation and entered his internal organs, and the situation took a sharp turn, and Zhu Xiaolong was instantly miserable.

Zhu Xiaolong's feeling of intoxication disappeared in an instant, and was replaced by an extremely hot and uncomfortable feeling as if he had drunk a mouthful of concentrated sulfuric acid, and his entire inner abdomen was about to burn.

The breath hit wildly in the internal organs, limbs and hundreds of bones, as if to incinerate every cell in his body, and the severe pain made his fat body fall to the ground in an instant, rolling non-stop, banging against the legs of the table, chair and bed, and the heart-rending wail could not make the slightest sound, and he kept snorting out a mouthful of foul smell, and his whole body suddenly sweated like rain.

Zhu Xiaolong suffered from the pain of annihilating his body, his whole body seemed to be about to completely evaporate, his pupils were dilated, and his consciousness was gradually blurred.

"I ...... Am I going to die? ”

"This Nima is too cheating, isn't it?"

"What the hell...... Hell? ”

Zhu Xiaolong thought in a trance, feeling that he was going to die, and suddenly an obsession that had supported him for a long time came to his heart.

"Nope! I can't die like this, I haven't fulfilled my big dreams! ”

"Yes, my goddess Tang Lingxue, I haven't seen her take a bath yet, so I threw her down!"

"Tang Lingxue, watch her take a bath and pounce on her!"

"Tang Lingxue, watch her take a bath and pounce on her!"

"Tang Lingxue ......"

……

"Damn, what's going on next door?" After hearing an earthquake-like sound, Brother Biao slapped the smooth buttocks of Jiang Meiling, a beauty in the art department, and said angrily.

Their bed is shaking here, and the next door can't be so coincidental, right?

This vibration is so loud!

"Maybe Meiling's voice was a little higher just now, which stimulated the fat pig next door, and he started to jerk off!" Jiang Meiling groaned and laughed cheaply.

Brother Biao, who turned the dragon and phoenix with her, is the small leader of the Liangshan Shendao League, and he can't read a bowl of walnut-sized words, but he has a special habit, that is, he loves to turn the dragon and phoenix with her on the campus of Liangshan University.

No, his younger brother Wang Meng's dormitory was forcibly occupied!

In fact, the campus of Liangshan University is full of brilliant achievements between her and Brother Biao.

After the middle of the night, next to the playground where Yuehua was spreading, on the fitness equipment, in the flowers and plants, in the girls' toilet, in the multimedia classroom, and even Director Hu's office, there were traces of her and Brother Biao's "liquid".

"You said it was the big straw bale of one meter eight or nine, nearly three hundred catties?" Brother Biao's pupils shrank.

"Who else but him?" Jiang Meiling was disdainful.

"Why don't you call him over and watch, wouldn't that be more exciting?" Brother Biao's anger suddenly subsided, and he laughed lewdly.

"You dare! Immortal board, although the old lady was abused by you when she was in high school, but now that she has not graduated from college, you don't want to make the old lady even unable to get a diploma, right? Jiang Meiling suddenly said angrily.

"What are you afraid of, this Liangshan University is not my brother, what kind of bullshit director of you have the final say? The diploma you want is wrapped in Brother Biao! Brother Biao didn't care and continued to flicker.

"No, absolutely not, this is the bottom line of the old lady! Looking at this fat pig lady, I want to vomit, how can I be in the mood? Jiang Meiling rolled her eyes, looking like she wanted to vomit.

When Brother Biao heard this, he showed a dissatisfied look on the surface, but he was very happy in his heart.

In fact, he just tried it just now, and after hearing this prodigal hoof say this, it seemed that it was a little reluctant to let the straw bale watch from the sidelines, but the other brothers were blessed.

Brother Biao thought like this, slapped it hard, and with a "snap", Jiang Meiling suddenly left five blood-red fingerprints on her buttocks.

"Ah...... What are you doing? ”

"Keep lewd-yelling, let the straw bale next door continue, and I'll blackmail him later!"

"He is a well-known poor ghost in the college, and the money for his school is all from relatives."

"Cut, what's that about me? Since you can raise such a body of fat, Brother Biao, I don't believe that I can't scrape for three or five thousand yuan? Since his relatives can help him so fat, why can't he help Brother Biao and me, you see Brother Biao and I are skinny? Smack......"

"Ah...... It hurts to death! Stop! You are strong, how can you compare to that fat pig, but, Brother Biao, you'd better beat other people's ideas, right? His relatives shouldn't be wealthy, and he hasn't worn anything other than his school uniform? Some time ago, I was still working part-time outside, but unfortunately I was fired, you really shaved off his fat, and it was useless? ”

"Cut! His relatives are not rich, and his roommates and classmates are not rich? Wei Quanheng's youngest son seems to be ......"

Brother Biao was talking, when he suddenly heard something, and made a silent gesture to Jiang Meiling, and then the two of them leaned against the wall and covered their hands to sound.

“…… Bathe...... Pounce! ”，

“…… She takes a shower and pounces on her! ”

"Tang Lingxue, watch her take a bath and pounce on her!"

"it!" After Brother Biao heard it clearly, he was immediately furious, and casually tossed his pants, and rushed out, and a second later, Jiang Meiling heard a loud "bang".