Chapter 16 Male Girlfriends
"Brother Chen Feng, I'm hungry......" Shu Ziye said with a pitiful look looking at Chen Feng. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Chen Feng looked up at the sky and pretended not to hear anything, Shu Ziye timidly grabbed the corner of Chen Feng's clothes, his eyes were faintly filled with tears, and he snorted: "Oba......"
Chen Feng had a chill, so he had to raise his hand and surrender: "Okay, you won, whatever you want to eat, I'll buy it for you." ”
"Yay......" Shu Ziye made a victory gesture at Chen Feng, and then wrenched his fingers and said: "I want to eat Yangzhou fried rice, crystal shrimp, steamed beef, and dry roasted osmanthus fish......"
"Do it all over again." Chen Feng interrupted: "You don't want to see what time it is, where can I get it for you, and I don't have enough money to go out today, I'm afraid I can't pay the bill, what do you want to eat, let's talk about the point." ”
"Fried rice." Shu Ziye replied decisively.
"That's good, you wait for me here, I'll buy it for you." After Chen Feng finished speaking, he turned around and left.
A few minutes later, Chen Feng handed the fried rice and soup he bought to Shu Ziye, and complained: "Just know how to eat, you will be fat." ”
Shu Ziye snorted and said: "Sister, I can't get fat no matter how much I eat, and it's hard to give up on my natural beauty, so you can envy and hate you." Glancing at Sister Liu, she said, "Feng'er, you are doing this beautifully today, when did you become such a gentleman, just do it." ”
Chen Feng flexed his arm to show off his biceps, and said, "Brother has always been a 24K pure master, you won't find out until today!" ”
Shu Ziye exaggerated "ah" and said, "I really didn't find out before, what should I do?" ”
Chen Feng rolled his eyes and said, "When did you become blind?" ”
", you're blind." Shu Ziye took a bite of fried rice and complained: "It's enough to eat, I haven't eaten for a day today, and I'm about to starve to death." ”
"Why did you go without dinner for a day?" Chen Feng said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I would have brought you someone's rice cooker back if you knew it, so that you could eat enough at one time." ”
"Rice cooker?" Shu Ziye glanced at Chen Feng, "You should be feeding pigs." As he spoke, he pointed to Sister Liu's stall, "I want to eat grilled chicken wings, you roast them for me." ”
Chen Feng smiled: "These chicken wings have just been picked up from the ground, look at how dirty they are, are you sure you want to eat them?" ”
"Just wash it up." Shu Ziye said: "I'm not a daughter, I'm not so squeamish." ”
"A real man, heroic enough." Chen Feng gave Shu Ziye a thumbs up and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go clean these chicken wings." ”
After washing the chicken wings, Chen Feng roasted the chicken wings with his own hands, took the time to look at Shu Ziye, who was eating with a greasy mouth and no ladylike posture at all, and said: "Do you pay attention to your image, if your appearance is seen, your goddess image will be completely ruined." ”
"What are you afraid of, even if someone sees it, I won't admit it." Shu Ziye said: "Please be quick with your hands and feet, you can see that Sister Liu is not as inky as you when she is grilling skewers." ”
"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." Chen Feng said: "How is the crew this time?" ”
"It's not good, how good can a small-production, low-cost follow-up drama be?"
Chen Feng comforted: "It's okay to have a job, let's take our time, the daughter-in-law will always have a day to become a mother-in-law......"
"You're really comforting." Shu Ziye smiled, "How are you looking for a job recently?" ”
"Nothing." Chen Feng spread his hands and said: "Now that the broadcasting and hosting industry is a business, there are more monks and less porridge, and the competition is fierce, I think those applicants can't wait to go out and stab their opponents with knives, and one less is a ......."
Shu Ziye sneered, "Is it so exaggerated as you say?" ”
Chen Feng handed the roasted chicken wings to Shu Ziye and said with a smile: "No, there is only one rice bowl, and you must fight to the death." ”
Shu Ziye took a bite of the chicken wings, looked at Chen Feng and said, "So far, there has been no response at all?" ”
Chen Feng shook his head, "This is really not there!" ”
"Not really." Shu Ziye said: "Your broadcasting and hosting skills are not bad, how can you not have a chance at all, could it be ......"
Chen Feng saw that Shu Ziye had been staring at him, and couldn't help asking, "What is it?" ”
"Could it be ......" Shu Ziye said: "Could it be that your appearance is not up to par, which makes people feel sorry for the audience, so you ......"
"Hehe......" Chen Feng shook his hair, "I had a dream a few days ago, in the dream, I said to God, I am really not handsome, God immediately split a thunder and scolded me and said, no, you lie...... So don't say with your conscience that I'm not handsome, and I'll be damned......"
Shu Ziye: "......"
After eating and drinking well at night, Chen Feng said: "Where to stay at night, I'll send you." ”
"Let's go to the hotel." Shu Ziye stood up with his bag, looked down at the high heels on his feet, stretched out his hands and said to Chen Feng: "I'm tired of wearing high heels for a day, you carry me." ”
Chen Feng glared, "Yo, you really think you are Lafayette, and you have to be served by someone." I tell you, this is a disease, it has to be cured, you lazy and outrageous problem, I can't get used to it anymore, I'm gone, you can take care of yourself. After speaking, Chen Feng raised his feet and left.
After walking for more than ten steps, Chen Feng heard that there was no movement behind him, and couldn't help but look back, only to see that Shu Ziye still maintained the posture of begging for a hug and didn't move, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Are you still leaving?" ”
"If you don't go, you carry me." Shu Ziye looked at Chen Feng with a look of tears, and said, "My calves are about to cramp, as my only male best friend, can you bear to watch your sisters and me suffer this sin?" ”
"Alas, what a defeat for you." Chen Feng sighed, walked back, bent down in front of Shu Ziye, and said, "Come up." ”
Shu Ziye cheered, lying on Chen Feng's back skillfully, first hanging her bag on Chen Feng's neck, and then wrapping his neck with both hands, the whole delicate body was completely attached to his back, naughtily patted Chen Feng's buttocks, and said with a smile: "Little Chen Zi get up and send the palace back to the palace......"
Chen Feng held Shu Ziye's two elastic thighs and walked on the street at midnight with her on his back.
Shu Ziye leaned his head on Chen Feng's shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "It's been a long time since I've been so relaxed, this feeling is so good." ”
"Sister, someone is carrying you, of course you are happy." Chen Feng complained: "Is the food of this crew very good, how do I feel that you have gained a few pounds." ”
Shu Ziye stretched out his hand and pinched Chen Feng's shoulder, and said, "Your sister and I are less than a hundred pounds, where is the fat, obviously your physical fitness has regressed, you used to be able to run with me on your back, but now you have to pant when you take two steps......"
Chen Feng smiled, "This is enough to prove how sad I am to live under your oppression...... It's not easy for me to find a girlfriend when your shield blocks those suitors. You said that in addition to the relationship between the two of us as old classmates and good friends, what else does it have to do with each other, why do so many girls misunderstand? ”
"What's the ...... relationship" Shu Ziye smiled: "You are my male best friend, the legendary confidante of Lan Yan......"