Chapter VIII

"Jingle Bell~~"

The brisk wind chimes rang, and Yu Wenjue and Bangyan entered this "monster café". Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Welcome back! Master! ”

Without waiting for Yu Wenjue to observe the situation, a cat-eared maid came to the two and bowed to them.

"Nina-chan! Your tail is exposed! Kamidai Riyo said with a wicked smile.

"Meow! Where to meow? Where to meow?? Nina panicked to find her exposed tail.

"Lishi lied to you! Lie to you! A maid with fox ears popped up.

"Woo, you dismantle my platform again!" Kamidai Rishi looked at the fox maid unhappily.

"Meow~" Nina stared angrily at the god of Lishi: "Lishi Meow!" You're bullying people again! I'm going to tell the store manager Meow! I'm going to let the store manager fire you! ”

"Humph! Go tell the store manager! Anyway, I won't come to work in the future! God Dai Lishi said proudly.

"Huh? Have you found a better job? The fox girl fluttered and squinted her eyes at Kamidai Rishi, "Can you really find a better job?" ”

"Yes meow! Yes meow! Lishi, are you serious about meow? Nina couldn't even bother to be angry.

"Hahaha." Shen Dai Lishi laughed three times and said, "I won't work anymore!" I don't have to work in the future! ”

"This guy is definitely not the Lishi in the anime!" Yu Wenjue moved away from the god of the world a little, and made a look like I didn't know her.

"Lishimeow? Broken head meow? Nina asked quietly to Woo.

"It must have been a broken head!" Woo nodded affirmatively.

"Hah! What are you talking about? How could the head of my god Dereshi be broken? God asked angrily.

"Lishi! Are you really not working part-time? Woo asked suspiciously.

"Yes meow! Yes meow! Lishi, you have to think about it! Nina nodded.

"It seems that if you don't move out my hole cards, you won't believe me!" Kamidai Rishi said with a serious face.

"It seems that Lishi is really broken!" Woo whispered.

"Meow!" Nina nodded in agreement.

"Stop muttering there! Look here! "The god of the world showed Yu Wenjue.

"Aha, hello!" Yu Wenjue scratched the back of his head embarrassedly.

"Is this your new goal?" Woo looked at Yu Wenjue curiously.

"Looks pretty handsome!" Nina tilted her head.

"Don't talk nonsense! Don't talk nonsense! Be respectful! God Dai Rishi said with a straight face, "This is my lord!" ”

"Alas! Lord? Lishi, you actually have the Lord!? Woo looked at Yu Wenjue in surprise.

"Meow! Lishi actually has a lord on the meow! Store manager! Xiao Wang! Come and see Fairy Meow! Come and see Fairy Meow! Nina shouted in panic.

"What! What the! Lishi actually has a Lord! A middle-aged beautiful woman rushed out of the background.

"It's not a monster! It's not a monster! A maid with canine ears followed the beautiful woman in front of her and rushed to the door together.

"Store manager!" Woo hugged the beautiful woman.

"Xiao Wang!" Nina hugged the canine-eared maid.

"Nina, woo, are you telling the truth? Is there finally anyone who wants this kid? The store manager asked with a look of relief.

"There is a Lord in Lishi! It's not a monster! It can't be a lie, right? Xiao Wanghu looked at Shendai Lishi and Yuwen Jue suspiciously.

That's what Lishi said! We don't know if it's true or not! Woo Woo shook his head and said.

"Humph! Are you all here? The god of the gods attracted everyone's attention, and she crossed her waist and said proudly: "Since they are all here, then I will tell you!" My Lord! He's a big demon! Great demon! ”

"Great demon? Really? Will the big demon want you? Woo asked with a frown.

"Yes! Lishi, this joke is not funny at all! The beautiful woman also retracted her relieved face.

"Yes meow! Yes meow! Nina nodded approvingly.

"If there is a big demon who wants to benefit the world, this world will be too unmonster!" Xiao Wang's face was full of disbelief.

"Humph! My lord is a big demon who has been certified by the government and has been registered! From now on, I won't have to work again! Shendai Lishi hugged Yu Wenjue's arm with satisfaction, and looked at Yu Wenjue expectantly: "Right?" Lord. ”

"Aha......" Yu Wenjue smiled embarrassedly. After all, it wasn't long ago that I was an otaku.,Crossing rebirth or something can be quickly accepted.,But contact with beautiful girls......

"Spare me!" Yu Wenjue's heart was crying.

"Are you really a big demon?" The store manager asked incredulously.

"This ...... I don't know either...... Hahaha...... They say that a monster that can turn into a human is a big demon, hahaha...... I guess they must have made a mistake, right? Hahaha...... "Yu Wenjue turned his head to the side, embarrassed to look at the store manager.

"Youkai?"

"Ah, that's right!" Yu Wenjue nodded.

"Wow! There's a big demon in our store! Nina! Whining! Xiao Wang! Hurry up and get ready! What a great honor! There will be a big demon coming to our store! The shopkeeper happily commanded the three maids.

"Hey! I'm going to prepare! "Woo woo was the first to leave.

"Got it!" Nina was the second to leave.

"It's not a monster!" Xiao Wang also left.

"Well, don't be so exaggerated, right? Aren't they too human? "Yu Wenjue was a little flattered, and a little scared, what would happen if they knew that they were not big demons?

"Uh-huh~" The store manager shook his head: "It seems that there are no half-demons in Gensokyo!" ”

"Huh?" Yu Wenjue didn't understand what the store manager meant. You're not from Gensokyo, are you?

"You just came out of Gensokyo, you must not know that there are half-demons in this world, right?" The store manager looked at Yu Wenjue and said: "The half-demon is a product of female monsters and humans, as for the specific situation, these children are here, so I won't be specific." ”

"What about you? Aren't you a youkai? "In Yu Wenjue's opinion, these three maids are all monsters, and the store manager must also be monsters, right?

"Oh, hehehe, the big demon said and laughed, the concubine is just a little witch, what kind of monster is there." The store manager looked at Yu Wenjue with a smile.

"But even if I'm a big demon, it really doesn't matter if you're in such a big battle?" Yu Wenjue was still a little uneasy.

"It's okay, it's okay! Waiting for you to become famous! Our café is amazing! Thank you for coming! The store manager bowed to Yu Wenjue: "Mr. Big Demon, you first find a place to do it, and the concubine will go and prepare the concubine's specialty for you!" ”

"Ah, okay!" Yu Wenjue nodded.

"Wait a minute!" The store manager left the place.

"Lord! What do you think? This store is good, right? There are no ghosts, right? "Shendai Lishi is rubbing Yuwenjue with his ball again.

"Mmmm, it's true that there are no ghosts, just a bunch of monsters!" Yu Wenjue nodded.

"Lord! Sit here! "God has found a seat.

"Well, won't you tell me about you?" Yu Wenjue sat up.

"My story? There's not much to say. God said to the world.

"I want to hear it!" Yu Wenjue said firmly.

"Okay, okay!" Kamidai Rishi nodded.

"For as long as I can remember, I've lived with my adoptive father, God Daicharong, but a few years ago, my adoptive father was imprisoned by the government."

"I lived alone in Tokyo, seducing men in Akihabara, and then eating them, and I went on like this for more than a year."

"Due to the increase in the number of missing people in Akihabara, the government began an investigation, and it didn't take long to find out about me, and the government sent an onmyoji to arrest me."

"But it's a pity that the Onmyoji is not strong, and I killed him on the spot, and when I ran away, I met the store manager, who helped me suppress this matter, and then took me with him to discipline me strictly."

"Then why are you back in your old business?"

"I didn't know, I was wandering around Akihabara at the time, and then I saw you, and a voice kept urging me to eat you in my head. By the time I reacted, we were already in the house. ”

"So you were unconscious at the time?" Yu Wenjue frowned.

"That's right!" Kamidai Rishi nodded.

"Unconscious......" Yu Wenjue fell silent.

"Hey! Long waiting! Nina Cake! It's official! Nina brought a strawberry cake.

"Bell, bell, bell! Woo Woo Milk Tea! Long waiting! Whimper, wagging his fox tail, came to the table.

"It's not a monster!" Xiao Wang brought two omelette rice.

"Specialty coffee! Please taste! The manager also brought a cup of coffee.

"Hmm! Thank you store manager! Kamidai Riyo happily took a sip of his coffee, then took a spoon and scooped a large spoonful of cream from the strawberry cake and put it in his mouth.

"Woooooooooooo Delicious! Delicious! The strawberry cake is delicious! God said happily.

"Huh? Isn't it true that mews can only eat human flesh? "Yu Wenjue is very strange, the mews in the anime will vomit anything other than eating human flesh, right?

"It's a special coffee!" The store manager raised his index finger and said mischievously: "The coffee specially made by the government to solve the problem of meandering, as long as you drink a cup, you can taste the food happily for twenty-four hours like a normal human being." ”

"In other words, as long as there is this, there is no need to eat people?" Yu Wenjue was a little curious.

"What a pity! One cup of this coffee costs 1 million yen! Only the rich can enjoy it, and the poor ......" The manager did not continue.

"Huh? In this case, isn't it difficult to raise Lishi? "Yu Wenjue has a headache, one million a day, and he only has ten million a month.

"Lishi can ask for this! Master, don't you want me! What Yu Wenjue didn't expect was that Shendai Lishi actually knelt directly in front of him.

"Scared! What are you doing? Yu Wenjue was taken aback.

"That's right, Lord Demon, Lishi is well-behaved and diligent, don't drive her away!" Nina also persuaded.

"Lord Great Demon, don't drive Lishi away!" Woo Woo was also a little nervous.

"It's not a monster!" Xiao Wang didn't know what to say.

"My lord, if you are not willing to pay for Lishi, the concubine can pay this money, as for driving her away, I hope you can change your mind!" The store manager also said sincerely.

"Master!" For a while, the face of the god was full of tears.

"This ...... I didn't say I was going to drive you away! "Yu Wenjue doesn't remember that he dared to go on behalf of the gods.

"Really?" God stopped crying.

"Really!" Yu Wenjue nodded.

"You're so nice, master!" Shendai Lishi happily took a bite on Yuwen Jue's mouth, and then ran back to continue eating the cake.

"Please enjoy it slowly, the concubine will leave first." The store manager bowed and left.

"We're gone, too!" The three half-demon maids also left the place.

"Lord, eat!" God Dai Rishi served a spoonful of cake.

"It's okay, you can eat it yourself!" Yu Wenjue shook his head.

"Thank you, Lord, then I'll eat it!" Shen Dai Lishi looked at Yu Wenjue pitifully.

"Well, let's eat." Yu Wenjue nodded.

"Then I'll eat it!" Kamidai Rishi put the cake to his lips.

Yu Wenjue did not speak, but continued to nod.

"Can I make people so scared by a casual sentence now?" Looking at the god Dai Lishi who was eating cake in a daze, Yu Wenjue was thoughtful. PS: By the way, I have always forgotten to thank the person who gave the tip, but this time I finally remembered, thank you here.

Thank you Zhou Xiongz, the moon and the night, the heavens, and the soul annihilation for the rewards, as for the other one, it is another account of ours, so I won't thank you.