I have fantasized many times about what my opponent will be like in this battle of love that I have been drawn into for no reason. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I thought that she might be ugly, so she was psychologically twisted, misanthropic, and didn't believe in love.

I also thought that she might be very old, experienced ups and downs, and suffered from vicissitudes, so she had few desires and a clear heart, saw through the red dust, and didn't believe in love.

I also thought that she might be a bewitching beauty, with a heart like a snake and a scorpion, a watery poplar, well versed in the art of collecting and replenishing, specializing in seducing and harming men, and treating feelings as playthings......

But I never expected that she would be a pure and lovely little beauty with a bubbling beauty!

No! That's not true! Obviously a 'big beauty', from my professional point of view, her chest is at least D... , at least E... Fart, it's obviously F......

Well, I'll admit that I'm not actually a professional, after all, I'm a good young man who hasn't even taken an A-level driver's license, doesn't know what to start with, and is as pure as a blank sheet of paper, and I want to distinguish the complex knowledge points between DEFs just by the naked eye, which sounds very pompous.

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She looked a little surprised by my appearance, frowned and asked, "Who are you?" How did you get here? ”

I can't stand it! Even the voice is so sweet, this opponent is simply perfect!

I felt like I was about to fall, and I was fascinated by the sight of this woman, and this woman was truly terrifying!

, indeed does not rule out this possibility,

"Believe it or not."

The fortune teller sank his face, and he looked a little annoyed and angry, "Anyway, I have already begged you for this marriage, give the money quickly, and count the work-related injury expenses for a total of 100 yuan!" ”

"Why don't you grab it!"

I was shocked, as a student dog, I had a hundred dollars on me.

"It's just that you know he's a liar when you look at him like this."

Yan Yifan also chimed in, "Sicong, let's leave him alone, just leave." ”

This evening, Yan Yifan and I came home from school, and suddenly saw a fortune teller setting up a stall on the side of the road.

Then I didn't know which tendon was wrong, so I ran over stupidly and said that I wanted to ask for marriage.

Such a fun thing, as a sworn friend, Yan Yifan was naturally very interested, and he also came over to watch the ceremony.

"Name, birthday."

The fortune teller looked a little good, squinted at me for a while, and went straight to the point.

"Hu Sicong, October 22, 98."

"Hmm."

The fortune teller nodded incomprehensibly, with words in his mouth, and a pinch in his hand, and then ......

"Hiss......"

The fortune teller suddenly gasped, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his face changed greatly, as if he was suffering greatly from it.

"What's wrong? Guru! ”

I couldn't help but panic, thinking that my life was too hard, and the sky was shattering the lone star, so I got to the master and caused him to be counterattacked.

“…… It's okay. ”

The fortune teller slowed down for a while before saying, "I pinched it too fast just now, and my fingers cramped......"

Me: "......"

"Let's talk about it first, this is a work-related injury, and you have to pay for it."

The fortune teller emphasized.

"What?"

My eyes widened, "Is this a work-related injury?" ”

"Of course!"

The fortune teller nodded solemnly, with a look of 'if you don't recognize me, I will go to the labor bureau to sue you', then took out a piece of paper, wrote a line of numbers with a brush, handed it to me, and said, "No, this is your marriage." ”

"What do you mean?"

I looked at the ten numbers on the paper and couldn't figure it out.

"Stupid."

The fortune teller said, "This is your other half's QQ number, you can take it back and add it." ”

"What?"

It's not just me now, even Yan Yifan's eyes widened, fortune telling can actually directly calculate the QQ number, this is too metaphysical!

"Really?"

I looked incredulous, "I don't read much, don't lie to me!" ”

"Just try it."

Yan Yifan directly took out his mobile phone and tried to add this QQ number, not to mention, he really added it, and he was still a beauty when he looked at the avatar!

"Damn, it's amazing!"

I was surprised and delighted, surprised that this fortune teller is too high, it is simply amazing, and I am happy that I really got married, and I don't have to worry about being forcibly fed dog food in the future.

"Don't be too happy."

Yan Yifan was a bystander, and hit me and said, "The ghost knows if this is a trumpet built by himself, specially used to trap people." ”

"That's right."

I thought about it, I really don't rule out this possibility, first build a few trumpets by myself, pretend to be a fortune teller and throw them to those who come to ask for marriage, haha, and then hide on the Internet and pretend to be a man, and use the high-sounding reason of 'God's arranged marriage' to coax all kinds of deceptions, and ensure that I can deceive those single dogs who want women and men to go crazy......

Hiss... If that's the case, this routine is simply not too dirty!

The more I thought about it, the more terrifying I felt, and I couldn't help but look at the fortune teller vigilantly.

"Believe it or not."

The fortune teller sank his face, and looked a little annoyed and angry, "Anyway, I have already begged for this marriage for you, give the money quickly, and the total amount of work-related injury expenses is one hundred yuan!" ”

"So many?! Why don't you grab it? ”

I was shocked, as a student dog, I had a hundred dollars on me.

"That's it, just look at him like this, you know he's a liar."

Yan Yifan also echoed, "Sicong, let's ignore him and just leave." ”

"You dare!"

The fortune teller grabbed my hand and threatened, "If you don't take the money today, don't think about leaving, or I'll lay this old bone on the ground, and when the police come, they will say that you hit it, and then it won't be a hundred dollars to solve it." ”

"Holy! You are blackmailing, you know? ”

I didn't say anything yet, Yan Yifan blew up first, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't deceive people too much, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites!" ”

"Yo ho! Look at your posture to beat me, right? ”

The fortune teller is obviously an old man, so he didn't eat this set at all, but took the initiative to turn his head over and said provocatively, "Come on, come on, fight like this, fight hard, Lao Tzu is worried that no one will support him when he is old!" ”

"Ouch! I'm grumpy! ”

The mouth cannon hit to this point, if you coax it, it will be too shameless, so Yan Yifan decisively squeezed my side, looking like he was being held by me, and shouted, "Sicong, don't stop me, I have to beat this old guy all over the ground to find teeth today!" ”

However, I was thinking about the problem in my mind at the time, and I didn't understand Yan Yifan's intentions, but said with a surprised face, "Stop you?" I didn't stop you......"

As he spoke, he took the initiative to stand aside and make room for him.

It's time to perform with me