Chapter 18 Heaven Opening Artifact--Wang Gangdan!
The last book said that the date of opening the sky was approaching, and Wang Dongxing and Pangu were facing the crisis of obliteration. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info At this critical juncture, can it be opened on this day? Listen as I take my time...
The book was picked up, and Pangu was ready to be wiped out, but Wang Dongxing didn't do it! He's a 21st century time-traveling talent! After enjoying the prosperity of the world, no one wants to die! Therefore, he brainstormed and tried to recall the various versions of the flood novels circulating on the Internet.
As a street writer, Wang Dongxing's research on online novels is also relatively thorough, and this product also has its own account in large forums such as Longkong, and he also fights with people every once in a while. There are many forums, and the thinking is broadened. If the mind that writes novels is not flexible, it is better to change careers as soon as possible!
Finally, Wang Dongxing gave up reasoning. There are two reasons for this: first, he has been in the chaos for too long, and he has almost forgotten many things; Second, this product is written as an urban novel, Hong Huangwen has not seen much, there is a precedence in hearing the Tao, there is a specialization in the art industry, and this product is a daily research routine. Didn't the sage Lu Xun say: There is no road in the world, and when there are many people walking, it becomes a routine!
I'm going to die! I'm going to die! It's not hard to die, it's hard to wait until you die! This kind of psychological torment is not understood by ordinary people, of course, I do not recommend you to experience it, life is precious!
"Steel Egg, can you connect with the world? I want to leave some last words for my parents..."Wang Dongxing's face was pale floating in the void, and he said in a hoarse voice, the sound was like a cat's paw scraping glass, which made people shudder.
Wang Gangdan shook his head again and again: "This... No! There is no signal in the chaos! No matter how good I can, I can't build a cross-border network! ”
Wang Dongxing looked down at Wang Gangdan and asked, "Gangdan, do you have chaotic energy in your body?" ”
Wang Gangdan shook his head again and again: "Of course not, my energy is built-in!" I'm a high-end product, okay? It's definitely not the kind of pit goods that use lithium batteries sold on the market! My energy core is a small world! My energy comes from the development and change of that world - from the level of life, for the people of that world, I am the master ......."
Wang Dongxing nodded unconsciously, and concluded: "So... You are the legendary Something Extraterrestrial! You meet every condition that Brother Gu said! The main thing is that you don't have the energy of chaos, and the laws of chaos can't suppress you... It seems that you are the legendary Celestial Axe! ”
"Big brother, don't make trouble! Have you been hallucinating from hunger without eating for hundreds of millions of years? How can something as high-tech as me have something to do with something as low-end as an axe? You are slandering! It's rumor-mongering! It's malicious slander! I'm going to break off the relationship with you! I'm going to go with you to the fairy world arbitration tribunal for labor dispute arbitration! Wang Gangdan danced to express his anger.
Wang Gangdan is not stupid! Open the sky? Open your second uncle! I am a thing produced by the assembly line, how can I have such a high hardness? His own role is a portable fairy terminal, how can he be an axe? The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the dignity of the machine spirit cannot be lost! Wang Gangdan must fight to the end against the evil master with his unyielding character!
Wang Dongxing is the kind of person who does what he says, this thing directly ignores any language of Wang Gangdan, what is there to communicate between slave owners and slaves? Dare to show your hair? Formatted you!
"Brother Gu! Brother Gu! Wang Dongxing shouted at the top of his voice: "Where did you put that lotus root of the Chaos Blue Lotus?" Don't stew! I'm of great use! ”
Pangu flew over slowly, carrying a long lotus root and asked Wang Dongxing, "What?" Willing to eat it? ”
"Humph! Foodie! Wang Dongxing glanced at Pangu and said with disdain. The turtle that has not experienced the influence of Chinese cuisine is shallow-sighted, and he actually thinks that the lotus root is delicious when eaten raw! If Wang Dongxing hadn't been obstructing it, Pangu would have chewed and eaten the lotus root of the Chaos Blue Lotus a long time ago.
Although the Chaos Blue Lotus was a treasure, and the lotus root was full of incomparable fragrance, Wang Dongxing still restrained his desires. Ever since he knew the preciousness of the Chaos Blue Lotus, he regretted it immensely - because he had been eating lotus seeds as jelly beans all these years! In order to make up for the trauma in his heart, he never dared to eat the lotus root of Chaos Qinglian.
"Don't eat? Why do you want it if you don't eat it? Pangu asked suspiciously.
"Let you see the sharpness of the handmade little prince. Tremble! Turtles! Wang Dongxing and Pangu have long been acquainted, countless years of getting along with each other have forged an unparalleled friendship between the two, and Wang Dongxing has given Pangu countless nicknames over the years, adding up to five times around the earth!
Pangu shrugged his shoulders and said, "I regret your wording!" But what exactly do you want to do? ”
"Open the sky! Let you see what it means to open the god axe! Wang Dongxing held the lotus root and pinched his waist and shouted, but his appearance really didn't dare to compliment, like a second devil who had just stolen a watermelon.
Wang Gangdan saw that the momentum was not good, so he spread his short legs and was about to run, shouting as he ran: "It's too long!" ”
Wang Dongxing was already a master of body refining at this time, and his realm had reached the power of a half-step saint, how could he let the little Wang Gangdan slip away from in front of him? Under a teleportation, Wang Gangdan was lifted up.
The little tablet was about to cry: "I said I wouldn't do it, you have to do it!" Open the sky is not what you want to open, you can open it if you want to! Now can you please put me down? The Pangu gods can't open it, so you have to take a break. If you hurt yourself and hurt others, you deserve it! (The melody is made up by my own brain, excerpt from "Love Trading")
"Hey, hey, hey! Run, little bunny! Run! No one will help you if you cut your throat! Hey, hey, hey! Wang Dongxing grabbed Wang Gang's egg with one hand, pinched his waist and looked up to the sky with the other hand and laughed, the villain's appearance of winning ambition is more Zhongshan wolves, how many Zhongshan wolves! (Allusion: The sub-line is a mountain wolf, and the ambition is rampant)
Wang Gangdan shouted desperately and helplessly: "Broken throat... Cut throat... All right! I admit it! What do you really want? If you want to kill, you can sleep, you want! Twenty years later, I am still a good man after washing! ”
"Come on, come on, change shape first! I know your features! You're made of ultra-light memory metal, and you have the ability to expand and transform - turn me into a 100-inch wall-mounted TV when I get home! Your resolution is much better than the TVs sold on the market! Take the shape of an axe! Fast! In the end, Wang Dongxing raised his tone, Wang Gangdan was disobedient! Grandma's hoop legs!
Seeing Wang Gangdan's righteous and unyielding appearance, Wang Dongxing's anger didn't come to one place, pointed at Wang Gangdan and shouted: "Who are you playing this with?" Don't accept your scholar Spartacus uprising? If you don't have this ability, don't learn the integrity of others! ”
"Little cabbage," Wang Gangdan whispered with salivation.
"! Hurry up! Time is limited, and Lao Tzu is still ready to go home and shoot! How many years have you been holding it back? In the chaos for countless years, the person you see is either you or Pangu! It's okay to have a woman! Wang Dongxing said angrily.
Wang Gangdan saw that the struggle was fruitless, so he accepted his fate! In a burst of brilliant streamer, Wang Gangdan turned into an axe full of wildness. He said in fragments: "People die and birds rise to the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years!" The head fell off the bowl with a big scar, and it was a good tablet to return to the factory for overhaul! ”
Something outside the sky has been found, but is it really reliable for Wang Gang's egg brand to open the heavenly god axe? To find out what's next, listen to the next breakdown! Security, close! If you don't leave the recommendation ticket, no one is allowed to leave!