Chapter 133: You're in Good Luck
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"Yes! Top dog! The cleaner you are, the more money you get! Senior Brother said excitedly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Then, the elder brother pinched the pig's trotters in one hand...... Ah no, it's a knife brother's foot, holding pliers in one hand and quickly pulling out the toenails, "Pull it out the cleanest!" One, two, three, four, five......"
"Wow, ah, ah......"
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"The rookie came over and rubbed the boss's back!" Bang Zhong Yi said to the senior brother proudly.
The senior brother nodded, carried eight buckets into the bath room at one time, and rubbed the back of Brother Yidao.
"Rub harder! You haven't eaten, have you? Brother Yidao suddenly splashed a basin of water on the face of the senior brother, and said in a vicious voice.
"Oh, I'm going to rub it hard!" The senior brother was not annoyed at all, and twisted the veil again, "It's very hard!" ”
"Hmm!" Brother Yidao said arrogantly.
I saw that the senior brother put the handkerchief on Brother Yidao's waist, pushed it upwards hard, and the strength was so great that the skin on Brother Yidao's back was rubbed off a layer!
"Strong enough!" Senior Brother asked.
"Ahhh......h
Speaking of Brother Yidao, you obviously know that the senior brother has great strength, and you dare to ask for this, you are really worried about your IQ!
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After a test of joining the gang, the senior brother successfully joined the Tiger Head Gang and changed into a special robe for the Tiger Head Gang.
"The bald brother puts on the suit of the Tiger Head Gang! From now on, we will be brothers! Helping the people A and B said while helping the senior brother put on his robes.
The shrewd ones have long recognized the form, so naturally they will not go against the senior brother again, but because of the senior brother's super force value, they still have to slap him well!
"The posture is not domineering enough!"
"The face is not fierce enough!" Gang A and B put forward some opinions on the new image of the senior brother.
"Learn from us to pretend to be cool ...... with 'scar stickers'," the two said as they demonstrated to the elder brother. Sure enough, there was a scary "scar sticker" on his face, and it looked like he was a lot more fierce!
The elder brother nodded, took the sticker, turned to the mirror and pasted it on his face.
"The more scars, the more imposing!" Thinking like this, the senior brother put a lot of stickers on his face, and he also pasted a butterfly shape on his face very artistically. There is a hint of tenderness in the fierceness, referred to as "iron man tenderness"!
"That's cool enough, isn't it?" The senior brother turned around and proudly showed off to the gang A and B.
"Hey! Stickers are expensive! "I have nothing to say to help A and B.
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The main source of income of the Tiger Head Gang is to collect protection money. When the elder brother joins the gang, he naturally has to follow to collect protection money.
On this day, the senior brother, under the leadership of Brother Yidao, began to learn how to collect protection fees.
Brother Yidao swaggered towards a restaurant with his elder brother, and before he entered the door, the glamorous and touching proprietress greeted him with a smile.
"Brother One Knife! This wine honors you! The proprietress angrily handed a jar of wine to Brother Yidao.
In the fish market, the owner of the fish seller saw Brother Yidao coming from a distance, and hurriedly chose a big fish to serve with both hands.
"Brother Yidao, this fresh fish honors you!"
"The boss is so majestic!" Seeing that Brother Yidao was so majestic, everyone flattered him, and the senior brother was envious. His adoring gaze made Brother Yidao so proud.
It just so happened that there was a wooden shop in front of him, and the elder brother walked in first. "Hey! Boss! Brother Yidao is here, don't you know how to be filial? ”
Seeing that the senior brother is so upright, he doesn't need to open his mouth to know how to collect protection money, Brother Yidao is very proud, thinking that this little brother is right!
After a while, I saw the senior brother come out with a big wooden box on his back, and he said, "The boss said; This size is just right for you! ”
Brother Yidao took a closer look, and saw that the big wooden box on the back of the senior brother turned out to be a well-made coffin! When I looked up again, the signboard clearly read: Auspicious coffin shop! I was so angry that I jumped three feet high!
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For the "on-the-job" training of the senior brother, the "successful" end, Brother Yidao decided to let the senior brother collect the protection fee independently.
"Rookie, today is the first time you have collected protection money! This teahouse is up to you. Brother Yidao pointed to the well-decorated and very stylish teahouse in front of him and said.
"Yes, Boss!" The senior brother said confidently, and walked towards the teahouse first.
Looking at the back of the senior brother Long Jinghu, Brother Yidao was very satisfied. But-
"Hello everyone! I'm sorry! Disturb your precious time! Little brother, I'm here to collect money! Thank you! I only heard the polite voice of the senior brother coming from the teahouse.
After a while, the senior brother was smashed out of the teapot with a face full of tea, and there was a fierce little yellow dog hanging on the PP.
"Are you collecting protection money? Lose the black, the face of the road!! "Brother Yidao is so angry that he jumps to his feet!
"Master said to be polite when asking about things." The elder brother explained.
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"The means of collecting protection money must be ruthless enough! The tone must be fierce enough! ......"Brother Yidao taught the senior brother the valuable experience he had summed up in collecting protection money all year round.
"Yes! Understand! "Senior brother is humbly taught.
"Be ruthless! I'll leave the hotel in front to you! Seeing that the senior brother was full of seriousness, as if he had really enlightened, Brother Yidao pointed to a restaurant and asked him to practice.
So, the senior brother rushed over with a fierce face, first stepped on the stool, carried a mouse in his hand and dangled in front of the beautiful proprietress in his hand, and then said viciously: "Pay the protection fee quickly!" Otherwise throw the rat in your pot! ”
The proprietress was startled at first, and then said with a nonchalant face: "You lose it!" Anyway, there aren't many of you! ”
The senior brother was wondering, and suddenly found that the pot was full of rats! When I looked up, I saw that the signboard read: Ah Xiang Rat Meat Shop!
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"The bigger the door opens, the bigger the business! Do you remember? "Brother Yidao continued to teach his valuable experience to Senior Brother.
"Remember! Top dog! The elder brother clenched his fist vigorously, indicating that he really remembered.
"Well, you go find the biggest attack of the family!" Brother Yidao commanded.
"Yes! Find the biggest start of the door! The elder brother rolled up his sleeves and looked around. Suddenly, the elder brother found the largest door he had seen and immediately rushed over.
"Boss! This door is the biggest! The senior brother said in surprise, knocking the closed door and making a low knocking sound, "Hey! Collect protection money! ”
Brother Yidao listened to the knock on the door, why didn't it seem that something was wrong? When I turned my head to look at it, I was scared to death!
"That's the city gate!!
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After a busy day, the senior brother returned to the headquarters of the Tiger Head Gang with a full amount of money bags, and reported the good news to Brother Yidao: "Boss! I had a great harvest today! Got a lot of protection money! ”
"An old man refused to give it, so I beat him up!" The elder brother triumphantly boasted about his "battle situation".
"Good! The harder you get, the more money! Brother Yidao looked at the heavy money bag, and his eyes narrowed into a slit with joy! repeatedly praised the senior brother for his ability.
"Huh? That old man looks like the boss! Senior Brother suddenly approached Brother Yidao and looked at it carefully, and then said.
"Like me?" Brother Yidao pinched the confusion of the money.
At this time, an old man with a bandage on his hand and a big green bag rushed in, raised his cane and knocked on the door of Brother Yidao's head, scolding while knocking: "Unfilial son!" How dare you send someone to collect protection money from me! ”
“?!” Brother Yidao was dumbfounded, and hurriedly turned around to settle accounts with the senior brother. And the senior brother saw that the situation was not good, and he had already slipped away to the back hall.
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On this day, Brother Yidao suddenly had a whim and took a large group of subordinates to collect protection money.
"Wow!"
"Don't go!" The senior brother and the gang A and B gathered at the gate of a courtyard, observing the "enemy situation" and exclaiming.
"Mother-in-law's! Get in there and collect the protection money! Seeing this scene, Brother Yidao said dissatisfiedly.
"But......" said the elder brother hesitantly.
"Don't stop me! What scene haven't I seen before? Brother Yidao waved his hand, his face was full of pride, and he swaggered in.
Entering the courtyard, Brother Yidao looked up and saw a group of muscular men holding eyebrow sticks, staring at him with horizontal eyebrows.
"Boss, this is a martial arts gym!" The senior brother leaned into the ear of Brother Yidao and whispered.
"Oh! Why not say it sooner! Brother Yidao said in horror.
However, as an old fritter who has been in the mix for many years, Brother Yidao has a great ability to make rudders when he sees the wind! Poof, he knelt on the ground, and Brother Yidao said flatteringly: "Uncle Muscular give some rewards to the little ones, and the brothers are waiting for me to eat!" ”
Gang A and B: "......" is about to be by the spineless appearance of his own boss!
Big Brother: "......"
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The senior brother walked into the noodle restaurant with his head held high, and said loudly: "Boss Chen, I'll collect the protection fee!" ”
"You?" Aunt Chen, who was serving the plate, looked back and found that it was actually the senior brother who came to collect the protection money, and couldn't help but be surprised, "You joined the gang?" ”
The senior brother nodded proudly.
"Smack!" Aunt Chen slapped the senior brother in the face, and then beat her chest and said, "It's useless!" It's even dark, Dao! Is it worthy of my feelings? ”
"Mixed black, what's wrong with Dao?" The senior brother covered his face and said unconvinced, (To be continued.) )