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The plane cut through the blue sky and slowly stopped on the runway of the Capital International Airport.

Zhang Yang, who was traveling lightly, walked slowly into the parking lot of the Capital International Airport, and as soon as the car key in his hand was pressed, a young beast lying there slowly opened its eyes.

Ford F650, the tires alone are 1.11 meters high, Zhang Yang said that he is domineering, he only obeys its brother, F750.

"Boom." Zhang Yang heated the engine for a while, and waited for the temperature in the carriage to be lowered by the air conditioner before driving out of the parking lot and blending into the traffic of the airport expressway.

Speeding down the airport highway at full speed, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, and playing the popular "Billy King" on the car CD, Zhang Yang felt that his mood had never been so surging. Sure enough, Beijing, without smog, is really cute.

After getting off the airport highway and entering the airport auxiliary road, Zhang Yang had just been driving normally for less than two minutes, and a traffic policeman waved a sign in front of him to signal Zhang Yang to pull over.

Ford slowly stopped behind the traffic police, Zhang Yang opened the door and got out of the car, and a traffic police officer with a serious expression walked over.

"Please cooperate with the temporary inspection." The traffic police saluted very formally and said very seriously.

"Of course, full cooperation." Zhang Yang nodded, smiling.

"Please show your ID and driver's license."

……

"Thank you for your cooperation, goodbye." The traffic police saluted again and then left.

Zhang Yang returned to the car, started the car, and drove slowly.

"Hey, it's going to the Olympics, and sure enough, martial law is already under martial law." Zhang Yang has never seen the traffic police so formal and serious, but it is understandable that tomorrow is the opening ceremony, for this day, China has been preparing for too long and too long, and when the eyes of the whole world are converging, any detail must be taken seriously.

For the loyal law enforcement of the traffic police, Zhang Yang still agrees very much.

Give a thumbs up to the traffic police.

Ten minutes later, another traffic policeman waved a sign in front of him, signaling Zhang Yang to pull over.

The traffic policeman's expression was very serious, he saluted Zhang Yang, and said loudly: "Temporary inspection, please cooperate." ”

"Of course, I will cooperate." Zhang Yang smiled and nodded yes.

"Please show your ID and driver's license."

……

The third time.

Fourth.

……

Back home, Zhang Yang has been stopped by the traffic police for temporary inspection no less than ten times, although Zhang Yang lives in Xiangshan, a little distance from the Capital International Airport, but such a frequency really makes Zhang Yang feel a little unbearable.

"Beijing is not cute at all."

Zhang Yang drove the car into the parking garage of the villa, took out a handbag from the passenger storage box, and exchanged things such as ID cards and bank cards from the small wallet that Zhang Yang used in South Korea to this handbag.

Cards can be swiped everywhere in South Korea, so Zhang Yang only used a palm-sized wallet in South Korea, and when he returned to China, a wad of cash was naturally indispensable, so Zhang Yang deliberately put his handbag in the co-pilot before leaving.

After getting out of the car, Zhang Yang entered the entrance of the villa through the side door of the garage.

"You're back, sir." When he entered the entrance, Zhang Yang saw a middle-aged woman in her early 40s waiting for him.

Ford's engine roared so loudly, how could this elite in the nanny world not hear it.

"Mom Zhang, I haven't seen you these days, but you are getting younger and younger." Zhang Yang changed his shoes and smiled politely with Zhang's mother.

"What's the matter, but sir, you went out here, and you came back in a much better mood." Zhang's mother said with a smile.

"yes, going out for a walk really works." Zhang Yang said with a smile. On this trip to South Korea, I met nine girls in the flower season, and met Kim Jong Kook and Yoo Jae-seok, which is indeed worth being happy.

"Then since Mr. has returned, then I will go." As she spoke, Zhang's mother reached out to untie the apron on her body.

"Well, I'll transfer the salary directly to Zhang's account later." Zhang Yang agreed with a smile.

In Zhang's mother's opinion, Zhang Yang may be the richest person with no shelf, Zhang Yang's life has always been taken care of by himself, and when he was at home, this huge villa was also cleaned up by himself, when did Zhang Yang call her: "Hey, Zhang's mother?" Have you been available lately? Come and help me. "Don't ask, I'm going to go out and ask her to see the house.

Zhang's mother also once mentioned to Zhang Yang that she wanted to be a long-term nanny for him, but Zhang Yang refused: "Zhang's mother, how dare I ask you to cook and wash clothes for me?" It's going to be a long life. ”

"If rich people were like this, then the world would be peaceful." Zhang's mother thought so.

In order to be a little popular at home when he came back, Zhang Yang invited Zhang's mother to come to the house, and it turned out that the money was not spent in vain.

Zhang Yang took a transparent glass to a small room on the second floor, which had a home theater and was specially decorated to achieve the best effect.

Lying on the sofa bed, Zhang Yang took the remote control to select the movie, and took a sip of lemon juice in the cup from time to time.

Where does lemon juice come from?

Hold the grass, where does the lemon juice come from?

"Okay, let's take a look at the slow motion of this wonderful performance."

Zhang Yang entered the door. Zhang Yang slowly came to the sofa, sat down, and slowly groped for the remote control next to his butt with his left hand. ”

"Zhang Yang is choosing, and there are no good-looking movies released recently."

"No, there are still quite a few, the most famous of which is "Red Cliff"."

"Ah, yes, and "Red Cliff", Professor Dong really woke up the dreamer with a word."

"Where, where."

"Okay, audience friends, now it's the most critical time. Director, please give a close-up of the glass. Audience friends, what is presented in front of you now is an ordinary glass. There's nothing in the glass now, so how did that full glass of lemon juice come about? Audience friends, please don't go away, now, is the time to witness the miracle. ”

Zhang Yang moved, Zhang Yang's hand was shaking slightly, and then ...... Oh my God, it's incredible. ”

"Oh my God, audience friends, one moment it was an empty glass, the next moment it turned into a glass full of juice, Professor Dong and I couldn't believe our eyes."

"Okay, let's interview Zhang Yang now and see what Zhang Yang has to say."

Zhang Yang: Hehe.

That was when Zhang Yang was still very young. At that time, Zhang Yang was carrying 5 yuan in his pocket and a soy sauce bottle in his hand, ready to go to the small shop at the mouth of the alley to make soy sauce.

At that time, Zhang Yang was just a child who could only make soy sauce, and his thoughts were very simple: "A bottle of soy sauce costs 4 yuan, and the remaining dollar can eat sugar for many days." ”

But at this moment, a wooden stick silently lay at Zhang Yang's feet.

"Smack." Zhang Yang stepped on the wooden stick with one foot, there was no root under his feet, and he fell directly on his back, but fortunately, the soy sauce bottle was strong and not broken.

Zhang Yang stood up in confusion, he didn't know how he fell when he walked so well. At this time, an old beggar who witnessed everything next to him came over and said to Zhang Yang kindly: "Young man, I see that your bones are amazing, you are a unique martial arts wizard, otherwise my dog-beating stick will not be trampled on by you, I see that I am destined for you...... I won't ask you to lose too much, just five yuan. ”

In this way, the 5 yuan that Zhang Yang had not yet covered in his pocket was gone. Missing along with it was a bottle of soy sauce and enough sugar to eat for many days.

Zhang Yang is confused at this time, who am I? Where did it come from? Where to go?

I'm Zhang Yang, from home, to the supermarket.

What to do in the supermarket?

Beat soy sauce and buy sugar.

Zhang Yang looked at the soy sauce bottle in his hand in confusion, which was full of bottles of soy sauce. In his right hand, there is a small bag of rock candy.

"So I've finished beating the soy sauce." Zhang Yang went home in a daze.

No matter how confused he is, there is a sober day, Zhang Yang hides in the quilt and is clear from beginning to end.

That day, Zhang Yang not only discovered his superpowers, but also taught himself routines.

After learning the routine, Zhang Yang began to use it on the friends around him, and in a competition that was farther than who peed, Zhang Yang routined the neighbor Wang Xiaopang's Optimus Prime toy, because Zhang Yang proposed that everyone take one thing as a bet, Zhang Yang blackened his Optimus Prime, and Wang Xiaopang wanted Zhang Yang's peachwood sword.

Since it's all routines, how can Zhang Yang let him win? Zhang Yang had already drunk a stomach full of water before going out today, and now it was when the flood was about to burst the embankment, how could he lose?

lost his beloved Optimus Prime, Wang Xiaopang told his parents very inauthenticly, and then Optimus Prime was asked to go back by Wang Xiaopang and his father with a shy face.

This incident hit Zhang Yang so hard that it affected Zhang Yang's life.

What's the next door.

At that time, Zhang Yang was still young, and he kept holding back a lot of strength in his heart, and said in his heart, didn't you give me Optimus Prime? I'm going to get the real Optimus Prime and beat you up.

Of course, Optimus Prime, the leader of the Bo faction, naturally did not appear, but Wang Xiaopang's shopping mall hit Optimus Prime was made out by Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang understood from this incident that he could not simulate what there was not on the earth.

It is worth mentioning that the Optimus Prime robot simulated by Zhang Yang was only hidden for one day and was swept out from under the bed when his mother swept the floor.

Dad Zhang saw that this Optimus Prime's face turned white, and it was hard to imagine that his son, who was so proud, actually did such a thing. In a hurry, Dad Zhang carried a belt and ran around the house. Then Zhang Yang was punished and thought about it, and Dad Zhang went out with this Optimus Prime in a sack.

That night, I found out that Zhang Dad thought that Zhang Yang had stolen Wang Xiaopang, and was saying that he would send it back to apologize and say a good word by the way, and then Dad Zhang didn't enter the door when he saw Wang Xiaopang holding his Optimus Prime and preparing to go to his house to play with Zhang Yang.

When Wang Xiaopang arrived at Zhang Yang's house, Zhang's father went home first because he walked fast, and the Optimus Prime robot stuffed it into Zhang Yang's hand, took a wet towel to Zhang Yang to wipe the tears on his face, and drove Zhang Yang, who seemed to have nothing to do, out to play.

When Zhang Yang went out to play, Zhang's father and Zhang's mother also exchanged opinions on how Zhang Yang's toy came about, and then agreed that Zhang Yang bought it with his pocket money.

The son is so smart, obedient and well-behaved, he must have saved his pocket money to buy it.

Since my son likes this robot so much, let's buy him another one as an apology gift for his father, yes, I am such a good father.

It is conceivable that Zhang Yang is naturally confused when he returns home, why is it another Optimus Prime? Where did this come from?

Hey, buddy asks you something, why did you come to my house?