Chapter 3 What's Wrong with the World?
Chapter III
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When Burst Flame closed her eyes and waited to die, one hand suddenly caught the attack of the meow girl, and the meow girl's hands could only stay in the air, unable to take a step forward. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"It's you!"
The girl made a small jump and opened a large distance from Yu Wenjue.
"Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?" The blood-red pupils of the meow girl locked on Yu Wenjue.
"Nope! No! No! In fact, you didn't give me a chance to behave at all! Yu Wenjue said helplessly. We're senior otaku, and we've never done it before!
"Huh? Why didn't you kill me? Have you changed your mind? Burst Yan opened his eyes in a daze.
"yes, yes! So get out of here! "The girl lies and doesn't blink.
How powerful this guy who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger is, the girl doesn't know, but this idiot ninja can believe his own words, and if he leaves stupidly, he will undoubtedly save himself a lot of trouble!
"Huh? Are you really going to let me go? Burst Yan asked stupidly.
"Hurry up! Don't wait for me to change my mind! The girl said viciously.
"yes, yes! Hurry up and go! Yu Wenjue also urged the flames.
"And what do you do?" Bang Yan looked at Yu Wenjue and asked.
"I'm fine! This girl saw that I was handsome and dashing, suave, plus she was a nymphomaniac, so it was love at first sight with me, and now she just wants to be with me, so don't bother us! Yu Wenjue gently pushed the explosion flame.
"You ......," the girl glared at Yu Wen Jue.
"Is that so?" Burst turned to look at the girl.
"Ah, that's right! That's it! Don't bother us anymore! Let's live a wonderful world for two! The girl said through gritted teeth.
"That's good! Wishing you all a wonderful world for two! Bye! "Patting the dust on his body, Burst Yan actually walked out!
"How idiotic is this idiot ninja?" The girl rolled her eyes, then looked at Yu Wenjue.
"So, let's have a wonderful, two-person world!" The wings behind the girl were incited, like an arrow off the string, and quickly approached Yu Wenjue.
"Don't worry!" Yu Wenjue smiled slightly and shook his right hand gently.
"Instigation!"
"Instigation!"
"Instigation!"
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A series of sounds of breaking the air sounded, and Yu Wenjue's right hand actually turned into five tentacles!
"You're not human?!" The girl's body slammed.
"When did I say I was human?" Yu Wenjue asked with a smile.
"Even if you're not human! You're going to die today, too! The girl had wings behind her, and more than a dozen feather-like things struck at Yu Wenjue's front door.
"Whew!"
A tentacle appeared in front of Yu Wenjue, and the dozen or so feathers were all blocked by this tentacle.
"It's not over yet!" Before the words fell, the girl had already appeared in front of Yu Wenjue.
"Die!" Using her hand as a knife, the girl stabbed Yu Wenjue's right eye fiercely.
"Whatever you are, if you stab yourself in the brain, you're going to die!" The girl seems to have seen the scene where Yu Wenjue was killed by herself.
"Poof!"
Just when the mew girl thought she had succeeded, a thick black liquid squirted out from Yuwen Jue's mouth, and the huge impact directly threw the mew girl into the air.
This is the ink produced by Yuwen Jue's body, even if it is transformed into a human, Yu Wen Jue can still use it. When used on land, this ink does not have the effect of being used in water, but it can also have a strong impact.
"Instigation! Instigate! Instigate! Instigate! β
Taking advantage of the opportunity when the meow girl was sprayed into the air by the black liquid, Yu Wenjue's free four tentacles instantly tied the limbs of the mew girl.
"Hmm~Hmm~Hmm~"
The girl who was bound by the tentacles wanted to say something, but unfortunately her whole body, including her mouth, was stuffed with the black liquid sprayed by Yu Wenjue, which could make a "hmm" sound.
"Uh-huh...... It's a pity! The script didn't come the way you thought! Yu Wenjue smiled evilly and looked at the girl.
"Hmm! Not! Not! The mew girl struggled desperately, but with the strength of the mew girl, she couldn't break free from the shackles of her tentacles.
"Don't worry! There's no way you'll be able to run away! Yu Wenjue's tentacles lifted the girl into the air.
"Phew! Bah! Bah! The girl took advantage of this opportunity and spit out all the ink in her mouth.
"What the hell are you? Could it be a tentacle monster? The girl looked at Yu Wenjue with disgust, as if she was looking at something unusually filthy.
"Tentacle monsters?" Yuwen Jue Yile: "Don't you say that I haven't reacted yet!" I remember what you said! If you think about it, I really seem to be a bit like a tentacle monster! β
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Wenjue shook his head again: "No, no, no!" I don't know how many more tentacles of tentacles monsters have than I do! β
Seeing Yu Wenjue talking to herself, the girl was upset: "Bastard! Have you listened to me? β
Hearing the words of the girl, Yu Wenjue tilted his head: "Are you talking about something?" β
"You bastard!" The girl glared at Yu Wenjue.
The tentacles in front of Yu Wenjue moved to the side of the girl's face, and patted the girl's pink face: "Okay!" Figure out your own situation! Now you're subdued by me! So I asked, and you answered! Do you understand? β
"Why am I answering your question? Anyway, it's all death! The girl turned her head and refused to cooperate.
"Well, answer my question! If I'm satisfied, I won't kill you! Otherwise, I'll become a tentacle monster! What do you think? β
"Who believes! Kill it when you're done, the bad guys in anime are like this! β
"If you don't answer! I'm going to be a tentacle monster! Is that okay? Yu Wenjue looked at the girl with a smile, if the tentacles are strange, as long as it is not a heavy taste, ordinary normal people can't accept it, right?
"You...... You...... You...... You! The girl really couldn't accept that she was defiled by the tentacle monster, and after you and you for a long time, she finally nodded helplessly.
"So, first question!" Yu Wenjue raised his left index finger, which was still holding his human palm, and said, "Where is this?" β
"Huh? Are you an idiot? The girl looked at Yu Wenjue in disbelief. Tie yourself up, just to ask where is this?
"Answer my question!" The tentacles on the side of the girl's face touched the girl's lips.
"Vomit~ full of fishy smell, are you a sea fish?" The meandering girl retched.
"If you want it to stay in your mouth for ten minutes, you go ahead!" Yu Wenjue rolled his eyes, he was transformed, there shouldn't be a fishy smell!
"Okay!" The girl glanced at Yu Wenjue hatefully: "This is Tokyo!" Tokyo, Japan! β
"Then the second! Do you know any other non-human creatures besides meows? β
"In addition to the meow seeds, I know of youkai and parasitic beasts, and you don't need to talk about them, parasitic beasts are a kind of guy that can turn their heads into blades."
"Huh?" The corners of Yu Wenjue's mouth twitched, why did even the things in the parasitic beast come? Kasumigaoka Shiha, Mew Seed, Ninja, Parasitic Beast, What happened to this world?
"Well, the third question! In addition to the ninja just now, are there any other human cultivators? β
"In addition to ninjas, I know of onmyoji, warrior monks, samurai, shrine maidens, heroes, oh yes, it is said that there are other gods, but no one has ever seen this."
"Really?" I don't know why, Yu Wenjue always feels that this onmyoji and heroes will be those things that he is familiar with.
"Then the fourth question!"
"Hey! Wait a minute! Do you want to keep asking? The girl asked unhappily.
"Huh?" Yu Wenjue's tentacles moved to the mouth of the meow girl.
"Alright, alright! If you want to ask, keep asking! "Forced by Yu Wenjue's obscenity, the girl can only accept her fate.
"Are you organized?" Yu Wenjue wondered if there was still such a person as Jin Mu in this world.
"Organization?" The meow girl frowned: "Organization? In fact, those human cultivators maintained a close relationship with the government, and we were not able to form an effective organization at all, and most of them lived alone or in the form of families. β
"Do you know the Bronze Tree? Or CCG? "Yu Wenjue is a little disappointed, it seems that there are only meows here, and there is no plot in the anime!
"Bronze Tree? Haven't seen a tree like this, CCG? What's that? The girl looked at Yu Wenjue suspiciously.
"Nothing, nothing, the fifth question, is there any organization in the government that specializes in dealing with non-human creatures like meows?"
"An organization that specializes in non-human creatures?" The meow girl thought for a moment.
"I remember hearing people say that there was an organization called the Special Affairs Response Bureau, and it was said that it recruited a lot of cultivators like white ninjas, white onmyoji, and shrine maidens. As for the specifics, I don't know. β
"By the way, what do you mean by the way, the white ninja, the white onmyoji, is there any difference between them and the ninja and the onmyoji?"
"Traditional ninjas practice the art of assassination, and they are good at assassination, intelligence and other operations. And the white ninja is different, the white ninja practices ninjutsu, physical arts, and fights the enemy head-on like a warrior. β
"In order to distinguish them, those who are good at assassination are called black ninjas, and those who are good at ninjutsu are called white ninjas."
"Onmyoji is almost like this, the white onmyoji is similar to the monks of ZG, using talismans and immortal arts to fight, and the black onmyoji is good at cursing and raising ghosts."
"That's right!" Yu Wenjue nodded as if he pretended to understand, but in fact, Yu Wenjue didn't understand at all.
"Then you can let me go, right?" The meow girl asked.
"Yes! But ......" Yu Wenjue looked at the girl meaningfully.
"But what?" The girl didn't expect Yu Wenjue to really agree to let her go, but what does this mean?
"Do you have any money on you?" Yu Wenjue asked a little embarrassed.
"What?" The meow girl thought she had misheard.
"I said do you have any money on you?" Yu Wenjue asked again with some annoyance.
"Yes! What do you want? The girl looked at Yu Wenjue vigilantly.
"Give me some! I'll let you go! Yu Wenjue rubbed his fingers and said.
"No! Only this one can never be given to you! Even if you become a tentacle monster, I won't give it to you! The girl's reaction was beyond Yu Wenjue's imagination.
"Don't do that, you think!" Yu Wenjue persuaded: "Give me a little money, and I'll let you go!" β
"No! Absolutely not! The girl tried Yu Wenjue angrily.
"Even if it's death! Money can't be given to you either! My money is mine! No one will give it! Death is not given! The girl still refused.
"Really, don't give it?" A tentacle was close to the girl's mouth.
"Don't give it!" The girl actually bit Yu Wenjue's tentacles!
"I'll go! What's going on with this guy? Don't you want money or death? Yu Wenjue reluctantly withdrew the tentacle.
"If you don't give it to me, I won't let you go!" Yu Wenjue threatened.
"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go!" It's like a different person.
"You ......" Yu Wenjue and the girl were in a stalemate.
ps: I thought about it, it's better to update in the morning, so I decided to start the day after tomorrow and update at 6 o'clock in the morning.