CHAPTER XXIII

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"It's you again!"

I appeared on the summoner's platform, and the shopkeeper next to me looked at me with a look of hell, and it was clear that he remembered my glorious image of last night.

Remember me?

My heart moved, and I hurriedly looked at the base, where the two incisor towers stood silently, and the empty high ground was empty.

It seems that I thought too much, and thought that Zhao Ritian and they were also there.

After all, Zhao Ritian is my first batch of subordinates, and I still have a lot of feelings for them, and I can't help but miss them a little at this time, and I don't know how they are doing now, I hope they haven't been erased by the system and rebuilt.

I was a little depressed, so I ignored the boss's words, bought a few bottles of red and blue medicine and walked to the middle of the road.

"I actually said that I have a lot of talent for being a good girl, and I really look up to me."

Thinking of the heroine I was about to meet, I couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

To be honest, at the beginning, when the fat man said that I had the potential to be a love saint, I was very useful, God is pitiful, I Lin Sicong has never been a sister since I was a child, although I am also pressed by my mother to watch romance dramas, and I have read a lot of stallion novels, and my heart has long been full of love and blood, and I am also full of wealth and knowledge about this kind of thing, but the girl in reality does not follow the routine at all!

For example, I used to like a weak soft girl, so I asked her to confess to a remote place according to the routine, when I learned the male protagonist on TV, and forced her into a corner with a crazy and cool posture, but before I could say it, she came to a flirtatious, that sour, I still can't forget.

"I don't know who the heroine is this time, what routine should I use to deal with her?"

As a lonely warrior of love, I think I still have a lot of experience with my sister, this can't be helped, which single dog doesn't have the brain to make up for the girl's routine, and directs a touching life and death sadomasochism in my mind-

On a warm spring night, when everything was quiet, the whole world fell asleep, but a poor single dog could not sleep, and he was injured again.

During the day, in order to make a living, he left the den and went to the city to earn food, a dangerous place full of his sworn enemies - the loving dog, in the streets, in front of the house, in and out of the car...... There are ferocious loving dogs everywhere, and in such an environment, a single dog is destined to be bitten everywhere.

Fortunately, the single dog has long been accustomed to this kind of pain, and he knows how to heal himself.

You see...... He closed his eyes slightly, he was trying to hypnotize himself, and when a sweet smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, it proved that he had succeeded - he had succeeded in summoning a perfect girl in his mind, and he was playing out all the warmth and romance he could think of with this girl, and his mind was making up pictures full of love......

You see, he smiled contentedly, he fell asleep happily, and his wounds were all healed......

Then he continued to go out the next day, and continued to be bitten all over the place by his loving dog......

Yes! What a sad story, why did the Animal Protection Society never pay attention to single dogs?

"I'm afraid this heroine is not easy to deal with."

I'm a little worried, although the fat man said that these heroines are just some little pitiful people who lack love, but I also know with my ass that things can't be so simple, otherwise he wouldn't have to ask me to come out with a shy face, wouldn't it be better to find some handsome, talented and dedicated handsome guys?

I feel that even if it is true that these heroines lack love, their mental illness must be more serious, and they will definitely not be good friends.

"And the routine used on Ahri will not be used nine times out of ten."

I have this intuition in my heart, and I think about it, after all, it is impossible for every heroine to be as innocent and beautiful as Ahri, and there is still a goodness in my heart that has not been dispersed.

After all, games are not all like this, first easy and then difficult, and the later appearance is naturally more difficult to deal with than the previous one.

Thinking so, I went around the wild area and ran to the grass in the middle of the river and squatted down, wanting to peek at who the other party was and spy on the enemy's situation, so as to prescribe the right medicine.

Then I was struck by lightning and froze on the spot.

I've never had a girl who gave me such a big shock when we met for the first time, not even Ahri!

The face is greasy, the eyebrows are picturesque, the nose is like a brick, the country is fragrant, and the ...... is extraordinary. No word would seem so pale at this moment to describe her beauty in my eyes......

If Ahri's beauty is as warm as the sun, then her beauty is as pretty as an iceberg, giving people a stronger sense of impact, which directly makes me forget to breathe.

What makes me most inextricable is undoubtedly her coldness, standing there quietly, like an independent ice sculpture, mysterious, noble, and holy......

She has long snow-white hair, wearing a purple power suit, revealing her perfect figure, and what is even more wonderful is that she is not on the ground at this time, hanging in the air, as if she was born with special effects, the whole body is in the air together, and the two jade feet are tense, outlining infinite beauty......

"I want to lick it......"

I've never been foot control, and at this time I can't help but have such an idea, of course, just think about it, I definitely don't dare to go up.

No way, this heroine's aura is so powerful, I feel a sense of oppression when I am so far away, even if I don't make eye contact with her, I can guess that the way she looks at people must be-

"You are so weak, how dare you live in this world?"

"You are so ugly, why do you have the face in front of me?"

"You are so vulgar, how dare you put words in my ear?"

…………

For a while, a strong sense of self-consciousness enveloped me, and the more I looked at it, the more cold my heart became, this heroine was definitely not something I could settle.

This woman knew at a glance that she was not the same type as Ahri, and if I hooked up with her with the same routine, I bet she would definitely not hesitate to kill me.

She looked so cold, I had been peeking at her for so long, I hadn't seen the expression on her face change at all, and I had been staring coldly ahead, where I should have been, and three purple magic balls had been spinning around her, as if she would not hesitate to knock me down as soon as I appeared.

"What to do, what to do?"

I panicked in my heart, I was really panicked, the pressure on this heroine was so great that I didn't even have the courage to face her, let alone hook up with her!

I squatted in the grass and thought hard for a long time, and finally came up with an idea, that is, to run back to the base and wait for the birth of the minions, and use the brainwashing method to unite them, and first have the ability to protect themselves.

"There are many people and great power, and when the time comes, I will summon Long Mushroom Liang over, no matter how powerful this heroine is, there must be no way to take me." I thought, "Maybe I'll be able to overlord the bow then......"

Thinking about it like this, I couldn't help but feel a little excited, and I ran back to the high ground in a hurry, squatting at the gate of the base and waiting patiently.

However, five minutes passed...... Ten minutes passed...... Not a single soldier appeared......

I remembered that it seemed like I had been here for so long, and I hadn't heard any prompts like 'Welcome to League of Legends' or 'Enemy troops are still appearing in XX seconds', and I didn't even know where my machete had gone.

"Has the game mode changed?"

I didn't give up and ran to the little dragon to take a look, and sure enough, the dragon mushroom was not there, and the entire wild area was empty, and there was not a single wild monster.

"What? Do you want me to go it alone with her? ”

Summoner Canyon obviously has some changes that I don't know about, I can't help but complain, those gods are too unreliable, they always make some inexplicable situations, and don't remind me in advance, this game is still not allowed to be played?

"I can only bite the bullet."

Without the help of the minions, I was even more unconfident, but now there was no room to retreat, so I gritted my teeth and slowly walked to the defense tower.

"She's looking at me! She's looking at me! ”

I don't know why, it's normal for people to look at their opponents, but I'm so nervous that my palms are sweaty.

"Say something! Say something! ”

Her eyes seemed to have infinite magic, and in an instant, the defense line in my heart was shattered, let alone say hello, I didn't even have the courage to face her.

"It's not going to go on like this......"

I was so nervous that I was trying to cheer myself up, "Lin Sicong!" You are the best! Surely you can do it! ”

"Such a beautiful girl! How can you lose points in front of her! Be sure to impress her, even if it's bad, it's better than nothing. ”

For a man, the greatest sorrow is not that the beauty has no good impression of you, but that she has no impression of you at all.

"Why don't I run naked and show her?"

No way, since ancient times, a bad impression is more memorable than a good impression, my performance just now must have lost points, it must be difficult to make a good impression on her, it is better to simply break the jar and break it, run naked to help out of it, maybe there will be a miraculous effect.

For a while, all kinds of small abacus in my mind were spinning quickly, and the heroine was looking at me with a blank face.

"Forget it, running naked is too bad for character, it's better not to do it."

I struggled for a moment, regretfully giving up on this great plan.

There is no way, I used to love to run naked when I was young, I have suffered too many injuries, and the shadow in my heart is too big.

For example, when I was three years old, I was squatting in the yard in open crotch pants and playing happily, and a big came out of nowhere, probably because I thought my little brother looked crystal clear and cute, so I couldn't help but give a kiss...

For example, when I was six years old, I went to the river with my friends to take a bath, and it happened that a group of small mushrooms were also swimming there. Since ancient times... No, since we were young, men and women are not separated, and of course we don't follow the robbed territory, so we stripped naked and mocked them, pouting their butts and throwing halberds at them, I thought they would retreat in shame, but I didn't expect this group of female hooligans to have a thick face like a wall, not only did they have to beat us, I just ran a little slower, and they caught and ravaged us a hundred times...... Forget about beating me, and actually play my little halberd......

And also...

Forget it, I still don't say it, it's all tears if I talk too much.

I gathered my mind and wondered how I was going to hook up with this heroine.