Said she likes the boys who play well in League of Legends. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

So I made up my mind to play the game well.

Zhou Shihao is one of the best League of Legends players I know, so I plan to learn from him.

I invited him to dinner and asked him how to play League of Legends as quickly as possible.

"Sicong, what about this game, it's easy to say, it's hard to say, it depends on whether you have talent in this area." Zhou Shihao burped and touched his chin in a very high-spirited manner, "Awareness and hand speed are the keys to playing this game well, what do you think of your talent in this area?" ”

Consciousness and hand speed?

I opened my talent tree and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Since I was thirteen years old, when I found my little brother a little dirty in the shower, I rubbed it vigorously a few times, and then found that it was very sour, and since then I have been on a path of no return. In the past three years, I have been unswerving, diligent, and confident that I am definitely not weaker than others in hand speed.

Conscious?

As a witty teenager, sometimes I'm so smart that I'm afraid of myself. Because my IQ is too high, no one can keep up with my thinking, and when I am bored, I can only chat with myself, often quarrel because of disagreements, and sometimes even fight and make myself bruised and swollen. I can't even guess myself, and others will definitely not be able to guess me even more when I play the game.

Obviously, I'm certainly not bad at consciousness.

So I nodded to Zhou Shihao very confidently.

"Since you're so confident, let's move on to the next question." Zhou Shihao squinted his eyes and nodded appreciatively, and asked in a low voice, "You, why do you want to play this game?" ”

I can't tell him that it's for the sake of the girl, it's too embarrassing, so I said very sincerely, "For the peace of mind." ”

Bang bang bang.

He not only applauded, but was also moved: "You moved me, the first time I heard a game and still speak so fresh and refined." ”

No way, I'm just so fresh and refined.

I gladly accepted his compliment, but at the same time wondered, "Do you need a reason to play a game?" ”

"Don't you need it?"

"Do you need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

…………

We argued for five minutes, and no one was convinced, and then when he ran to ask the boss if he had a knife, I realized the shallowness of my knowledge, and sincerely hugged his thigh and apologized, "Brother, I was wrong, I need it, of course I need it." ”

He then stopped, returned to the dining table with me, lit a cigarette, and took a long puff before he said with emotion, "Sicong, let's play games, it's better to find a reason." ”

"When I play games because I'm bored, that's not playing, it's being played."

"I play games because I think it's fun, that's not playing, it's playing."

"Because I follow the crowd to play games, that's not playing, it's messing around."

…………

He said a lot, and finally concluded, "So, it's best to find a reason to play the game, so that you don't lose yourself, don't forget your original intention, and always have to enjoy the fun of the game." ”

Playing a broken game can also make so many big senses.

I admired him and asked reverently, "Brother Hao, what was your reason in the first place?" ”

His hand holding the cigarette trembled obviously, the corners of his eyes rose forty-five degrees, and he said sadly and sadly, "For love!" ”

I was immediately taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Hao, are you like me, you also play this game to chase girls?" ”

"Who's to say it isn't."

Brother Hao looked up to the sky and sighed, as if he was reminiscing about the unbearable past, "I heard people say that there were many girls who played League of Legends, young and beautiful, easy to deceive, fair price, Tong Suo was not bullied, one shot was silver, two guns were gold, three guns and four guns were platinum...... As long as the game skills are good, sooner or later you can become a little expert in gunfighting. ”

And such a good thing?

I couldn't help but light up in front of me, and I became more interested in League of Legends, "Then did you succeed?" ”

"Later, I forgot to sleep and eat, worked day and night, immersed myself in hard training, and finally got a diamond. Finally, there was a person, I met a beautiful girl in an Internet café, she admired my skills very much, and was willing to be friends with me. ”

"It was the best time of my life, and during those days, we spent time together, inseparable, skipping classes together, playing games together, laughing and playing together......"

"But then one day, she suddenly told me that there was no one at home tonight, and she wanted to play one of the most exciting games in the world with me." Brother Hao took a heavy puff of his cigarette, with a hideous look on his face, "At that time, I didn't think about it and agreed, isn't this just for us to practice this game, so I ran to her house in a hurry." ”

"And then I really played the most exciting game in the world......"

Brother Hao suddenly choked up, "She melted my runes in front of me, and asked me with a hippie smile if it was exciting, this is a loyalty test game, to test whether I am really good to her." ”

"At that time, I was angry, is there such a test of people, destroying the most precious thing in a man's heart, and then pretending to say to him, I am testing you! This man didn't draw a knife and stab her to death on the spot, the cliff is true love! ”

Is it a story of love and killing?

I thought to myself, and then asked, "What did you do with her?" ”

"She's the first girl I've ever dated after all." Brother Hao said sadly, "Beating her, scolding her, and spitting on her will damage a man's demeanor, so I just melted her runes as well." ”

"Well, this is even, which is equivalent to testing each other, so you are happily together?"

"What's the matter, she went berserk at that time, had a big fight with me, blew me out, and never contacted me again."

How can you play a game and still involve so many grievances and hatreds?

I can't help but fall into the emotion, League of Legends is really a profound game, without a dim sum machine and patience, it must not be a good game.

"But that's okay!" Brother Hao cheered himself up again, patted me on the shoulder and cheered me up, "There are thousands of girls who play League of Legends, and there is always a chance to meet someone with a low IQ." As long as League of Legends doesn't fall, we will definitely be able to fight until we get old! ”

I saw endless hope in Brother Hao's firm gaze, and my heart was hot, "Brother Hao, I'm going to follow you, the sword mountain and the sea of fire are all right, you say, what should I do next?" ”

"You go back to school and sleep now, and I'll take you all night at night, and then I'll teach you all my eighteen martial arts."

…………

When I got back to class, I couldn't sleep.

No way, I'm so excited, no wonder so many boys like to play League of Legends, it turns out that there are such good things here.

By the way, I forgot to introduce myself.

My name is seventeen years old, and this year Lin Sicong... My name is Lin Sicong, I am seventeen years old this year, and the biggest regret in my life is that I did not have the same surname as Uncle Wang next door, which caused me to lose a great opportunity to become a national husband.

Although I don't smoke, drink or skip school, I know I'm not a good boy, I often grab the cool lollipop of the sister-in-law next door to eat, I will peek at the big sister who lives upstairs opposite to take a bath, and I am not single-minded, while secretly crushing on Su Hui, I also have a crush on Zhang Xinyue, Luo Wanruo, Liu Jingjing and several other beautiful girls.

But Su Hui has always been my favorite one, no, as soon as I heard that she likes to play League of Legends, I didn't say a word, I immediately went to find a master to learn art, and after I learned something, I went to her to propose... No, begging for pleasure... It's not right, it's courtship!

"No, I should hurry up and get some sleep and recuperate so that I can listen carefully to the lecture at night."

I squinted on the table for a while, but I didn't feel sleepy, I couldn't help but be a little anxious, because the IQ is too high, the brain is overused, I am easy to get sleepy, if I don't pay attention to fall asleep at night, I can't learn the technology well, what a pity.

Therefore, I asked my tablemate Gu Xiaomeng very anxiously, and asked him if there was any way to make me fall asleep quickly.

"I'll go, you, as a sleeping god, still need to ask me such a question?"

Gu Xiaomeng looked surprised, this is exactly the case, no way, there is really no way, my IQ is too high, I am easy to be tormented by this low-level and ignorant world if I don't sleep, so I spend most of my time sleeping every day.

I'm not in the mood to argue with Gu Xiaomeng, my excellent memory has already helped me think of a way, "I remember that not long ago, didn't you say that you were going to buy sleeping pills, drugs or something, and bring them to me to eat." ”

There is indeed such a thing.

Gu Xiaomeng had a girlfriend half a year ago, and the two were fighting hotly, like glue, but they couldn't eat the forbidden fruit of victory for a long time, Gu Xiaomeng was very anxious, and the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry and planned to buy some sleeping pills, drugs or something, so as to create an opportunity to cook the pot of raw rice.

At that time, he complained to me, and I gave him valuable advice, so I remember very well that it had been a while, and from what I knew about him, he must have secretly prepared the medicine.

"This... I didn't buy the medicine and I don't plan to buy it. ”

Gu Xiaomeng was a little embarrassed, yes, this is not a good thing after all, strictly speaking, it is still illegal, so I can only sigh, "Forget it, I originally wanted to help you try the medicine, I am afraid that you will not have enough effect by then, and you will wake people up before you do anything, and you will be miserable at that time." ”

"Forehead ......"

Hearing me say this, Gu Xiaomeng became even more embarrassed, and said, "Actually... Actually, I stole a sleeping pill from my grandfather, and I was going to eat it and play with it myself, but since you insist on it, then I'll give it to you! ”

As he spoke, Gu Xiaomeng found a medicine and handed it to me.

Hey, I don't know you kid yet!

I glared at Gu Xiaomeng proudly, took the pill and swallowed it.

Gu Xiaomeng immediately looked at me expectantly, "How do you feel?" ”

I frowned and pondered for a while before I came to a conclusion, "Maybe it's the first time I've eaten it, I'm too excited, but I don't feel sleepy." ”

"It's okay! I still have it here. ”

Gu Xiaomeng immediately volunteered to turn out a large bottle, poured out two more pills for me, and stared at me intently, "How does it feel this time?" ”

I chewed it for a while, "Well, it's a little sweet this time, but it's quite delicious." ”

"Yet, give me a few more, I'm hungry."

When I was eating in the evening, I had been asking Zhou Shihao questions, but I hadn't eaten much, I was really a little hungry at this time, and I don't know where Gu Xiaomeng bought these sleeping pills, they really tasted good when chewed.

"It doesn't make sense, I spent more than 200 oceans to buy it online!"

Gu Xiaomeng saw that it was okay for me to eat so much, and he immediately became anxious, "Did I buy a fake?" ”

As he spoke, he poured two and stuffed them into his mouth.