This evening, Yan Yifan and I came home from school, and suddenly saw a fortune teller setting up a stall on the side of the road. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then I didn't know which tendon was wrong, so I ran over stupidly and said that I wanted to ask for marriage.

Such a fun thing, as a sworn friend, Yan Yifan was naturally very interested, and he also came over to watch the ceremony.

"Name, birthday."

The fortune teller, who looked a little gentlemanly, squinted at me for a moment and asked slowly.

"Hu Sicong, October 22, 98."

"Hmm."

The fortune teller nodded incomprehensibly, closed his eyes, muttered words in his mouth, and made calculations in his hands for a while, and then ......

"Hiss......"

The fortune teller suddenly gasped, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his face changed greatly, as if he was suffering greatly from it.

"What's wrong? Guru! ”

I couldn't help but panic, thinking that it was because my life was too rushing, and the sky was shattered, so I got to the master, causing him to be counterattacked.

“…… It's okay. ”

The fortune teller slowed down for a while before saying, "I pinched it too fast just now, and my fingers cramped......"

Me: "......"

"Let's talk about it first, this is a work-related injury, and you have to pay for it."

The fortune teller emphasized.

"What?"

My eyes widened, "Is this a work-related injury?" ”

"Of course!"

The fortune teller nodded solemnly, with a look of 'if you don't recognize me, I will go to the labor bureau to sue you', then took out a piece of paper, wrote a line of numbers with a brush, handed it to me, and said, "No, this is your marriage." ”

"What do you mean?"

I looked at the ten numbers on the paper and couldn't figure it out.

"Stupid."

The fortune teller said, "This is your other half's QQ number, you can take it back and add it." ”

"What?"

It's not just me now, even Yan Yifan's eyes widened, fortune telling can actually directly calculate the QQ number, this is too metaphysical!

"Really?"

I looked incredulous, "I don't read much, don't lie to me!" ”

"Just try it."

Yan Yifan directly took out his mobile phone and tried to add this QQ number, not to mention, he really added it, and he was still a beauty when he looked at the avatar!

"Damn, it's amazing!"

I was surprised and delighted, surprised that this fortune teller is too high, it is simply amazing, and I am happy that I really got married, and I don't have to worry about being forcibly fed dog food in the future.

"Don't be too happy."

Yan Yifan was a bystander, and hit me and said, "The ghost knows if this is a trumpet built by himself, specially used to trap people." ”

"That's right."

I thought about it, I really don't rule out this possibility, these years, science and technology are changing with each passing day, and the feudal superstition is not easy to do, if you don't keep pace with the times, you really can't mix, I guess this old man's routine should be like this-

First build a few trumpets by yourself, pretend to be a fortune teller and throw them to those who come to ask for marriage, and then hide on the Internet and pretend to be a man and a woman to engage in online dating, using the high-sounding reason of 'marriage arranged by God' to coax all kinds of deceptions, to ensure that you can deceive those single dogs who want women and men to go crazy......

Hiss... If that's the case, this routine is simply not too dirty!

The more I thought about it, the more terrifying I felt, and I couldn't help but look at the fortune teller vigilantly.

"Believe it or not."

The fortune teller sank his face, and looked a little annoyed and angry, "Anyway, I have already begged for this marriage for you, give the money quickly, and the total amount of work-related injury expenses is one hundred yuan!" ”

"So expensive?! Why don't you grab it? ”

I was shocked, as a student dog who was deeply dominated by my mother, how could I have a hundred dollars on me.

"That is, fortune telling can calculate the QQ number, how can there be such a thing...... Look at him like this, you know he's a liar. ”

Yan Yifan also echoed, "Sicong, let's ignore him and just leave." ”

"You dare!"

The fortune teller grabbed my hand and threatened, "If you don't give me money today, don't think about leaving, or I'll lay down on the ground with this old bone, and when the police come, they will say that you hit me, and then it won't be a matter that can be solved for a hundred dollars." ”

"I'm rubbing! You are blackmailing, you know? ”

I didn't say anything yet, Yan Yifan got excited first, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't deceive people too much, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites!" ”

"Yo ho! Look at your posture to beat me, right? ”

The fortune teller is obviously an old man, so he doesn't eat this set at all, but takes the initiative to turn his head over and provokes, "Come on, come on, fight like this, fight hard, Lao Tzu is worried that no one will support him when he is old!" ”

"Ouch! I'm grumpy! ”

The mouth cannon hit to this point, if you coax it, it will be too shameless, so Yan Yifan decisively squeezed my side, looking like he was being held by me, and shouted, "Sicong, don't stop me, I have to beat this old guy all over the ground to find teeth today!" ”

However, I was thinking about things in my mind at the time, and I didn't understand Yan Yifan's intentions, but looked at him in surprise, "Stop you?" I didn't stop you......"

As he spoke, he took the initiative to stand aside and make room for him.

You who should cooperate with my performance turned a blind eye......

Yan Yifan didn't expect me to sell my teammates at all, with two capitalized bewilderments written on his face, he must be roaring in his heart - can you still play happily, this cannon can't be hit at all, okay!

Fortunately, I relieved him in time, as if I had been beaten with chicken blood suddenly, and said to the fortune teller with an inexplicable look of excitement, "I can give you this money, but you have to promise me one condition." ”

"On what terms?"

Seeing that I was being cheated and still laughing so happily, the fortune teller asked with some curiosity.

"Help me put on a show."

I told him the plan I had just in mind, and said, "I'll bring a girl another day, and you will explain to her that her QQ number is what I asked you for marriage, and it is really a marriage destined by God, if she refuses, she will suffer from God's curse, bear the curse of fate, and will not be at peace for the rest of her life!" ”

“……”

The fortune teller and Yan Yifan opened their mouths wide in unison, never expecting that I would make such a request.

"What? Is there a problem? ”

I said expectantly, in my thoughts, this is simply a perfect pickle girl routine - first find a way to get the girl's QQ, and then tell her, beauty, do you know, your QQ number is from me and the fortune teller for marriage, our fate is destined, I don't believe you can go to the fortune teller with me to ask!

Think about it, how stinky and natural this reason is, I soaked you, not because I fell in love with your beauty, but because this is the destiny of God, the arrangement of fate, you can't refuse, and you can't refuse! Otherwise, just wait to accept the sanction of fate!

Of course, this routine is also a little limited, not suitable for those familiar girls, can only find those who are not very familiar, it is best not to know the girls to start, and the specific details also need to be scrutinized, but everything is difficult at the beginning, especially chasing girls, as long as the first step is done, the next thing is not to push the boat?

"Sicong, yes."

Yan Yifan obviously realized the subtlety, his eyes lit up, and he looked at me with appreciation, "This routine can't be slipped anymore, if those girls are a little timid, maybe they will really fall into the pit." ”

"I think so too."

I looked complacent, hehe smiled, "I remember that there is a girl in the next class who is very good, beautiful, and introverted, I want to find a way to get her QQ number another day, and then ...... Hey, hey, hey......"

"Beasts...... But I like it! ”

Yan Yifan gave me a thumbs up, and also laughed obscenely, "How can such a good thing be so rare for me, and I'll look for a girl tomorrow, let's compete to see who can get it first!" ”

"This can be had!"

I happily high-fived him, and then looked eagerly at the fortune teller, "Master, what do you think?" I will let you say a few more words, if it really happens, then I will seal you a red envelope of fifty yuan. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Yan Yifan was also enthusiastic, completely forgetting that the two of them almost did it just now, "If it happens, I will also give you the performance fee!" ”

“……”

The fortune teller looked a little surprised, looking at me excitedly, too, this is simply a good thing sent to the door, and he doesn't need to do anything, he only needs to say a few words to make dozens of dollars under the performance, and even with a little operation, it can become his long-term development project - you can teach this routine to those single dogs who come to the door to ask for marriage, teach them how to flirt with the girl, and then charge consulting fees, script fees, performance fees, etc., to ensure that you can make a lot of money!

"Yes!"

Sure enough, the fortune teller nodded and agreed, "But I want to collect the deposit first!" ”

Then he glared at Yan Yifan again, "And you kid wants to add fifty more!" ”

"Why?"

Yan Yifan was a little grumpy, and said very unhappily, "Don't be too greedy, you are not the only fortune teller on this street, and it is not too difficult, we can completely change someone to cooperate." ”

"Humph!"

The fortune teller snorted disdainfully, with a proud face, "Nine times out of ten fortune tellers in these years are crooked melons and cracked dates, how many people like me have both style and temperament?" If you don't have an aura like mine, can you guarantee that you can stop those little girls? ”

“……”

Yan Yifan and I summed it up, and felt that what the old man said was right, in my impression, the current image of fortune-telling is really not very good, most of them are roe deer, obscene and cunning, and the atmosphere of the market is difficult to change, as long as they are not stupid, they can see that they are charlatans, and there may be some hope for them to fool the aunt and uncle, but it is really unrealistic for them to fool the little girl.

But the one in front of him is different, he looks like a fairy with a fairy wind and a childish face, and his aura is quite detached and cold, full of masterful demeanor, it is obviously not a problem for him to fool the little girl, at least the possibility of making a mistake in the goofs will be very low.

"Alright then, that's it, we'll work with you!"

I discussed it with Yan Yifan and decided to cooperate with this old man, "But we don't have that much money on us, so we have to go home and get it first...... What if I can't find you later? ”

"Isn't that easy?"

The fortune teller smiled slightly, pointed at Yan Yifan and said, "Let him go back and get it, you just wait here." ”

I thought to Yan Yifan that this was indeed a solution, so I asked him to go home, and I stayed where I was and waited.

However, before Yan Yifan could leave, he saw that the fortune teller's temperament had changed greatly, and he said to me obscenely like a different person,

"Young man, I see that you are amazed, talented, a warrior of love that is rare in a hundred years, I have an important battle of love here that I want to entrust to you, I don't know if you are interested?"