Chapter 63: Okay son, stop acting
"Oh, let's talk about it, I'll wait for your text. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Situ Youheng hurriedly said, "You must remember to text me every day, don't forget!" ”
I always feel that Situ Youheng is a little suspicious of kicking his nose and face when he says this!
Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but wonder: When did she say that she would text him every day? Obviously said that he would reply to his text message when it was empty, how long is this guy's brain circuit, misinterpreting his meaning, it's so annoying. I also text him every day, and it's good to get him back once in a while!
I was too lazy to continue arguing with Situ Youheng, because if I continued to fight, it would definitely be endless, and a lot of time had been wasted, Jiang Xiaofei nodded perfunctorily, answered two times randomly, and said "go first" and then turned around and left, not bothering to go back.
"Be careful on the road!" Situ Youheng said loudly at Jiang Xiaofei's back enthusiastically, and at the same time felt regretful in his heart, if it weren't for his current state of "back pain", he would have to follow Jiang Xiaofei to send Jiang Xiaofei away!
Well, it would be even better if you could send it all the way back to the downstairs of the school dormitory!
"Got it, senior, take a good rest!" Jiang Xiaofei said while changing her shoes, and after changing her feet, she walked out of the door, and after closing the door, she left with Situ's father, who was smiling kindly, who came out first.
Only Situ Youheng was left alone at home.
Picked up the remote control and turned off the girl cartoon that was playing, the originally lively living room suddenly became a lot cleaner, Situ Youheng sat up on the sofa by himself, rubbed his half-full stomach, and decisively got up and went to the kitchen.
I opened the freezer of the refrigerator familiarly, opened the top drawer and took a look, and sure enough, the white and chubby dumplings were crowded together in a pile, and the amount was enough for the two big stomachs of the Situ family to eat to their heart's content.
"Ha, I knew that my dad couldn't just make so many dumplings!" Situ Youheng rubbed his hands happily and said, and then smiled very unkindly, "Well, I must be afraid that his 'big belly' will be exposed, and I will scare the scarlet school girl who came to the door for the first time, hahaha......"
"Alas, even if it's even a burden, I haven't eaten enough!" Situ Youheng pretended to complain, and deliberately shrugged his shoulders to express his helplessness, then closed the refrigerator door, and began to light the fire and sit in the pot with great interest, adding half a pot of water to the pot.
"Well, Scarlet Schoolgirl, she is not too embarrassed to let us drive her back. If it had only been sent downstairs, Dad would have been back soon. Maybe the water won't boil yet! Situ Youheng muttered to himself with great interest while cleaning the cabbage, "It's also possible that Dad will wait for the scarlet school girl to get in the car and come back, but it shouldn't take long, I'll cook the dumplings first......"
When the dumplings were ready to cook, Situ's father came back.
After entering the door, he found that his unlucky son who "twisted his waist" did not lie on the sofa to rest, but was busy cooking dumplings in the kitchen.
"Waiter, are the dumplings cooked?" Walking to the dining table and sitting down, Situ's father leaned back in the chair leisurely, and then deliberately shouted loudly and asked.
"Hey! Right away! Situ Youheng also responded loudly, and then sprinkled the green onions, and walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of dumplings in one hand, "The hot, fragrant pork and leek dumplings are here!" This gentleman, your dumplings are here! ”
Saying that, Situ Youheng first put his bowl of dumplings aside, then held the remaining bowl with both hands, held it in front of Situ's father, and then said seriously: "Sir, please use it slowly!" Oh yes sir, our restaurant is evaluating excellent staff, can you please rate my service? ”
"Oh, I'm evaluating excellent employees." Situ's father said very cooperatively, turning sideways and touching his chin to look up and down at the waiter (Situ Youheng) who asked for a rating from him, "How many perfect scores?" ”
Situ Youheng, who was a guest waiter, nodded and said, "First of all, the full score is 100 points!" ”
"Oh, 100 points, how many points do you want?" Situ's father continued to act.
"Of course, the more the merrier!" The waiter-Situ Youheng said with a shy smile, and then threw a wink at the guest-Situ's father.
"Vomit...... It's disgusting, I'll give you zero points! Situ's father, who was not lightly thundered, said while pretending to vomit.
"Shrimp? Zero points! Situ Youheng made a stupid appearance that had been struck by lightning, and said in disbelief, "You are really an excessive guest!" ”
"Cut!" Situ's father said disdainfully, and then laughed, "Haha, okay son, don't act, the dumplings are not so hot anymore, you can eat them." ”
"Oh." Hearing the greeting to eat, Situ Youheng quickly played, nodded, pulled out a chair and sat down.
"By the way, Dad, it took so long for you to come up and send my scarlet school sister to the car?" Situ Youheng asked while holding a chubby dumpling with chopsticks.
"Hmm." Situ's father nodded, blew it, and then took a bite of the lower half of the dumpling, "Whew, it's still a little hot...... Well, I sent your scarlet school girl to the car, and I didn't forget to pay for the car in advance this time! ”
"Oh, when it comes to money, I suddenly remembered that my medical expenses today are still paid in advance by the scarlet schoolgirl!" Situ Youheng said suddenly, and then ate the half-cold dumplings into his mouth, "Hmm...... Delicious...... I forgot to give it back to her. I think we'll have to wait until the next time we meet......"
"You can take this opportunity to ask her to have dinner with you." Situ's father said sharply.
"Correct solution!" Situ Youheng, who was punctured and cautious, was not embarrassed at all, said triumphantly, and gave a thumbs up.
"If you don't have a chance, you create your own chances. Yes, it was my own birth, which is like me! Situ's father nodded, and said with emotion, "I think back then, I also kept creating opportunities to meet your mother, and then I chased your mother as my object, haha!" ”
"Hey, wait, soon your daughter-in-law will be in office!" Situ Youheng said confidently, and then stuffed a mouthful of dumplings into his mouth.
"Well, you have to come on!" Situ's father nodded and said with a serious face, and then suddenly remembered something, his expression was slightly puzzled, "By the way, son, has the price of food risen recently?" ”
"Huh? What the? When Situ Youheng heard this, he was stunned, his face full of puzzlement, "Why did you suddenly ask this question?" ”