Chapter 254: Unreliable Prescriptions

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Herbs and herbs kept coming out of the mouth of the old cigarette stick, and he reported it quickly, and Ling Han also remembered it carefully, and it didn't take three minutes for a prescription to come out. At the end, he didn't forget to warn Ling Han and said, "Hey, what's the stinky boy? Remember? ”

Ling Han heard that what he reported were some very ordinary ordinary medicinal herbs, so he asked suspiciously, "Hey, old cigarette stick, just these medicinal herbs you said can really remove the scars on my friend's face?" There won't be any surprises, right? Let me tell you, you must not fool me, this is a matter of human life. ”

Ling Han didn't pay attention to the old cigarette stick's warning at all, because he had always thought that the old cigarette stick was fooling him, thinking that it was impossible to heal the scar on Liu Sisi's face with these ordinary medicinal materials, and he was skeptical.

The old cigarette stick didn't expect this kid to be so conscienceless, and he racked his brains to make a prescription for him, but he was falsely accused, so angry that he jumped on the phone: "You kid has a little conscience, do you know how many brain cells this is going to die." I'm going to lie to you, and if you think about it, what good do you think I can get from lying to you? Can you pile up a mountain of gold and silver? Lao Tzu has no descendants now, and he still expects you to provide for Lao Tzu's old age, don't I pit you myself? You don't understand such a simple truth, and you have been in the society for so many years in vain. He was still indignant, and Ling Han's words seemed to break his heart.

Ling Han finally chose to believe his words: "Then so be it, I believe that your words are not good." Ling Han knew that if he had three long and two short, it would be too cost-effective to end up with a reputation of unfilial piety, so he stopped squeaking anymore.

"You kid finally said something human." The old cigarette stick muttered over there: "Oh, I have to explain it to you first, the two flavors of the golden cicada and the golden silkworm I told you about the prescription, you score clearly, the golden silkworm has to choose the latest, and the golden cicada must be used in the next year, if this is confused, if there is an accident, don't push it on me, do you hear clearly?" Don't just know how to fight with words for a day, you have to be down-to-earth. When it was over, he didn't forget to warn this kid, so that he wouldn't make too many detours.

"Oh." Ling Han had to nod in response, but he was still selling well when he got cheap, and he was still accusing the old cigarette stick's partiality: "Oh, old cigarette stick, since you have this kind of prescription, why didn't you give it to me earlier, you don't know, every time I come back from a mission, I get scars all over my body." You're so inhuman, I despise you. ”

Who knew that the old cigarette stick didn't care, but said vigorously: "Hey, what's so strange about a little scar on your big man's body, isn't this just right, men have scars on their bodies are more manly, and they are more attractive to women. ”

The old cigarette stick was still teasing Ling Han on the other end of the phone, to say that this kid left his side and no one chatted with him about hiccups, he was really not used to it. Therefore, as long as he has time, he is willing to talk to Ling Han for a while, just like the phone call that came in tonight, he patiently talked so much to Ling Han, even if it affected his good deeds, he was still trembling on the other end of the phone, and did not hang up the phone directly.

He was happy to chat with Ling Han for a while, and he didn't notice that the call slipped away for more than half an hour as soon as it was called. At this time, he remembered an important detail and had to remind Ling Han to pay attention: "Oh, there is one more thing that I have to remind you, otherwise, there will be a big mess, that is, this prescription can only be used by women, not men, you must remember it, otherwise, if nothing happens, it will be a big deal." ”

"What? This prescription should be divided into men and women? What are you doing, and you're still so fine? Are you trying to increase your popularity? It was the first time that Ling Han had heard of such a strange thing, so he felt unreasonable and incredible, so he would ask such a question.

He really gasped when he said he was fat, and the old cigarette stick triumphantly teased on the other end of the phone: "Hey, you can't fucking talk?" What you say is pure, Lao Tzu is now pursuing excellence, do you understand? Oh, I made it clear to you beforehand, if you don't believe in evil and don't worry about becoming neither male nor female, just give it a try and see what the consequences will be. However, let's make it clear first, if there are any sequelae, don't come to me, I'm still powerless, I can only stare dryly. He snickered over there, with a strange expression, whether there was really no way to resolve it or whether he was unwilling to help with it, there was no way to know.

Ling Han now has to think about all the possible consequences in front, don't wait for the matter to come out before looking for a solution, this is undoubtedly an afterthought, Ling Han is not willing to turn this upside down, it takes too much time not to say, it will also make him tired. Therefore, everything is foreseen, everything is thought ahead, and if there is really any accident, he can also come up with measures to make up for it, so that he will not be in a hurry at that time.

So he continued to ask the old cigarette stick, "Hey, your prescription won't have any side effects like the simple prescription I used last time, right?" The old cigarette stick didn't say this, Ling Han was not worried, and when he heard this, he suddenly chuckled in his heart, and remembered the special prescription he had given to the woman Chen Hong. If every prescription he gives has any side effects, then you have to be very careful when using it yourself.

The old cigarette stick continued to fool him, a cheap apprentice, and said, "Hey, do you not believe in Lao Tzu's prescription so much? Believe it or not, if Lao Tzu takes this prescription to the Nobel Prize in Medicine, he will still be able to bring back a trophy for our country. It's just that Lao Tzu doesn't want to be famous. You just put your heart in your belly, this prescription has absolutely no side effects. However, if there are any side effects, there is also such a one, that is, after using this prescription, all women will make their skin white and red, and the skin will be more delicate and white and tender. Hehe! ”

"Fuck me, old cigarette stick, you don't have to show off there, if you want to advertise, go to CCTV." What is white and red, and what cosmetics are needed? Other cosmetics companies will find you to file a lawsuit, you have to be careful, it's really unreasonable to be so old and like to brag about yourself. Ling Han honestly and unceremoniously interrupted his Wang Po selling melons, boasting to himself about how high the efficacy of his prescription was.

"Ho ho, Lao Tzu said that this prescription is good, it is good, it is really not bragging to you, it is really a skin care boutique, it is really much stronger than the cosmetics sold on the market, believe it or not. Well, I don't want to grind my teeth with you, I'm too lazy to meet you in general, and I tell you that you don't understand. As the saying goes, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, how much precious time you spend on Lao Tzu, you have to pay Lao Tzu back. After he finished speaking, he didn't wait for Ling Han to mention anything more, he quickly hung up the phone, the bewitching little woman beside him was already impatient, and from time to time she was using her delicate little hands to roam around the skinny body of the old cigarette stick, making his heart also begin to move.

Hearing a busy sound of "beep" coming from the earphones, Ling Han hadn't come back to his senses yet, he seemed to be still in ignorance, just a few herbs with his few flavors of herbs could remove the scars on Liu Sisi's face, Ling Han still didn't believe it.

In three minutes, I now remembered a prescription, this old immortal was either too amazing, or too child's play, and regarded life as a mustard.

Ling Han thought back to the prescription that the old cigarette stick said on the side, they were all very ordinary and ordinary medicinal materials, but there were not only plant rhizomes but also animal skins in them, which Ling Han, who had witnessed the old cigarette stick's dispensing since he was a child, was accustomed to it, and he didn't think it was strange.

To tell the truth, over the years, Ling Han has naturally understood a lot of traditional Chinese medicine theories with the old cigarette stick, and is even stronger than many so-called experts, but it can't be compared with the pervert of the old cigarette stick, and with the pharmacology he knows, Ling Han can't understand what is going on with the medicinal materials on this prescription, because there are several flavors in it that should not be put together at all, and the so-called things must be mutually restrained, and they should be avoided put together. However, Ling Han believed that since the old cigarette stick dared to tell him that there must be a reason for this prescription, then he should believe him once, thinking that he would not cheat himself.

Damn, this old immortal, it's also thanks to him that he can actually mix these medicinal materials together, not only is the recipe incredible, but the medicinal materials are not so easy to match.

This golden cicada Ling Han vaguely remembered that the pharmacy sold it, but he could buy it in the pharmacy. This golden silkworm can be used for the first time to hear that it can be made into medicinal materials, according to the old cigarette stick, this golden silkworm still has to be fresh, so where to find this flavor of medicinal materials? This made Ling Han want to break his head and didn't think of the best way, it seemed that he had to ask the old thing, where to find this golden silkworm.

Since he couldn't match the medicinal materials on this prescription for a while, he naturally couldn't put it into action, and he had to slow down the prescription for treating the scars on Liu Sisi's face. Even if he had all the prescriptions, Ling Han didn't dare to test Liu Sisi's face easily, he had to be foolproof, so he would make up his mind to treat the scars on Liu Sisi's face. Another point, to treat the scars on her face, you have to do her ideological work, and you can't start acting hastily, otherwise, if you don't get it, you will be scolded by her, and you won't be able to get better. Therefore, Ling Han also calmed down from the excitement just now.