Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~

"Please give me some advice. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" said the Tiger Head Gang with a very eye-catching look.

Looking at the Tiger Head Gang who were invincible in the past, they softened in front of their clerks, and Aunt Chen stood aside with her waist crossed, very proud.

"Five thousand dollars for the pointer!" The senior brother said, and stretched out his hand to the tiger head gang.

"Wow! You're blacker than a gangster! The Tiger Head Gang and Aunt Chen were dumbfounded. Originally, I thought that the senior brother could say something big!

The senior brother continued to teach the Tiger Head Gang: "What is the future of the underworld to collect protection money? Like me, I aspire to be a famous chef in the world and open a five-star restaurant! ”

"What about you?" The elder brother patted them on the shoulder and asked, "What are your ambitions for the future?" ”

The two Tiger Head Gang members discussed it for a while, and then said in unison: "Go to your restaurant and collect protection money!" ”

"......" Senior Brother was dizzy.

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drove away the Tiger Head Gang who came to collect protection money, and the money earned by a day's hard work was not extorted, and Aunt Chen decided to treat the senior brother well.

"You've worked hard today! This bowl of Chen's hometown noodles is for you to eat! Aunt Chen brought a bowl of steaming noodle soup with a smile on her face and put it in front of the senior brother.

"Oh!" The elder brother was very happy, "The signboard of the century-old store!" ”

Picking up a clip of noodles with chopsticks, the senior brother suddenly noticed that these noodles looked a little strange.

"Well...... Aunt Chen introduced on the side, "...... It is an old face that has been collected for ten years. ”

"Wow! Can this still be eaten? "Brother is sweating profusely.

"Thanks! Thank you! I'll just drink the soup! In order not to lose Aunt Chen's face, the senior brother stubbornly held the noodle bowl and prepared to drink soup.

"That's a 100-year-old pork bone broth!" Aunt Chen introduced.

"Poof!" Big brother squirted.

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In the Oolong Courtyard, the master, the fat master and the little junior brother were eating. A bucket of instant noodles was placed in front of each person. Slightly strangely, there was a mouse lying on the table, and it didn't run when it saw someone.

Little junior brother: "Senior brother has been away from home for fifteen days!" ”

Master: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Fat Master: "Fifteen days is so great! ”

Little junior brother: "Without him cooking, we eat instant noodles every day!" ”

Master: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Fat Master: "What's so great about eating instant noodles!" ”

Little junior brother: "This mouse has been on the table for fifteen days!" ”

Master: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Fat Master: "What's so great about rats! ”

The little junior brother jumped up and shouted, "I haven't stinked after fifteen days of death!" How strong are the preservatives of instant noodles!! ”

The master and the fat master hugged each other and jumped back: "Wow! ”

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"I miss the pie made by my brother!" The little junior brother said with a look of nostalgia.

"What's the big deal! I'll do it too! The fat master said, ran to the kitchen to knead the dough, ready to make pies.

"Ahh It's broken again! Dislike! It's hard to wrap! "The fat master pinched the pie with his meaty hands, and he couldn't pinch it well.

"Can you?" The little junior brother who was helping to roll the dough next to him said suspiciously.

How can the master say that he can't do it in front of his disciples?

The fat master thought of a trick and made an oversized cake out of all the flour, and then spread the filling on the surface.

"It's easier than that!" The fat master explained while smearing the filling, "Spread the stuffing on the outside and bake it." ”

When it was time to eat, the master pointed to the super flatbread that covered the entire table and asked, "The 'pie' you made?" "I've never seen a flatbread with all the fillings on the outside, and this pie is too big!

"It's a pie anyway!" The fat master shook his fan and stuck out his tongue and said, he didn't have the demeanor of a monk at all.

"That's where 'pizza' comes in!"

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Because the elder brother ran away from home, there was no one to cook and eat, so everyone had to be self-reliant.

"Knock knock knock ......" The little junior brother held a spatula in one hand and an egg in the other hand and knocked vigorously on the edge of the pot.

"The little apprentice wants an omelette for us to eat." The master stood aside and watched, and said with a smile.

"It's a rarity!" The fat master was relieved, looking like he had won this good apprentice, what more could his husband ask for.

Little junior brother: "Why is the eggshell so hard?" "I can't break it after knocking it for a long time, this egg is really strange.

When the master heard this, he came over, took a closer look, and was immediately happy: "That's salted duck eggs!" ”

"Do you use salted duck eggs for omelettes?" The fat master teased.

"Ha, ha, ha, I'm sorry......" The little junior brother smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly changed it, "I won't take the wrong egg again this time......"

"Knock!" The little brother knocked the egg down hard, and then it bounced on its own.

"That's preserved eggs!" The master and the fat master next to him laughed crookedly and hugged each other. The little junior brother who was embarrassed again looked at the preserved egg and burst into tears. Why don't you have a normal egg?

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After experiencing the mistakes of pies, salted duck eggs, and preserved eggs, the fat master and the little junior brother were deeply despised by the master.

"The cake can't be made well, the eggs can't be fried well, you two are really useless!" The master counted the two people who were depressed and washed the vegetables, "The old man will cook it himself!" ”

After a while, the quasi-work was done, and when he was just waiting for the fire to stir-fry, the master suddenly discovered a speechless fact: "No firewood?" ”

"Running out." The little junior brother replied embarrassedly.

"No problem! I use my internal strength to cook the soup! The master said indifferently, and then used all his strength to use his hands, aimed at the soup pot on the stove and pushed hard, "Flame Divine Skill!" ”

Just listen to "Boom! There was a violent explosion in the entire kitchen, and the roof was torn off!

"I used too much force...... "The master maintained a posture of strength, and looked at the kitchen that had become a ruin without tears.

The fat master and the little brother on the side of the "......" stood aside with a pitiful appearance that had been destroyed by the explosion, thinking: "It's good now, the kitchen is gone, I have to eat instant noodles......"

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It is said that the senior brother was very powerful and drove away the Tiger Head Gang who came to extort money, Aunt Chen, who kept the money, was naturally happy, and the Tiger Head Gang who was taught a lesson was naturally upset and ran back to the boss to complain.

"Helper! He was the one who wounded his brother! Gang Zhongjia pointed to the senior brother and said to the leader of the Tiger Head Gang, "Brother Yidao".

"Stinky boy, where are you messing around?" Brother Yidao, who was fat and fat, walked towards the senior brother with a fierce attitude, and the long scar on his stomach rose and fell with his steps, looking so scary!

"Impatient? How dare you hurt my brother? Not! Brother Yidao's voice became quieter and quieter, because as he got closer, he found that his height was only as high as that of the senior brother's career line. Looking up, I suddenly felt a strong sense of oppression!

"What do you want?" The senior brother lowered his head and looked at Brother Yidao, and the big fist of the sand bowl was pinched by him, "Click!" Click! "Rattle.

"That's right! Well played! If the little brother is not obedient, he will be beaten! Brother Yidao instantly changed into a flattering expression, and affectionately took the elder brother's hand and said, "Hero, your surname?" It's an honor to meet you! ”

Big Brother: "......"

Tiger Head Gang: "......" is about to be angry with his boss for his spineless appearance!

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After a period of greetings, Brother Yidao proudly introduced himself: "I am the boss of the Tiger Head Gang 'Brother Yidao'!" ”

"Wow! Brother Knife! The elder brother's gaze looked at the long scar on Brother Yidao's stomach with great interest, "Is this big scar a brand left when he was shopping?" ”

Hearing the elder brother mention it, Brother Yidao suddenly looked a little unnatural, and said: "I want to be cut by the knife back then......"

"Cut off the knife! It's bold! The senior brother said with admiration.

"It was a naughty ...... who was cut by a knife when he was a child," Yidao explained.

It turned out that when Brother Yidao was still young and was still wearing open crotch pants, he naughtily climbed up along the Guan Dao standing in the corner, and then accidentally fell down and was cut to the stomach by the Guan Dao!

The truth is so humiliating, it really doesn't match the prestige of "Brother Yidao"!

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"I heard that your kung fu is very good! Show your hand and take a look! Brother Yidao said to the senior brother.

"Is it okay to show this hand?" The elder brother smiled and stretched out his muscular right hand.

“！” Senior Brother's actions surprised Brother Yidao.

"Hahaha......"

"What an idiot!" The Tiger Head Gang next to him is almost laughing to death!

"Asking him to show one hand is really only showing one hand!" Brother Yidao also laughed.

"You're an idiot! I don't even know if I'm going to be beaten! The senior brother said with some dissatisfaction, and the outstretched right hand slapped the elder brother's face, slapping him dizzy, not knowing what was going on.

And the gang members who were laughing at the senior brother just now were so frightened that they didn't dare to say anything.

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Because of the "wonderful" hand revealed by the senior brother, Brother Yidao decided to absorb him into the Tiger Head Gang and train him to become his right-hand man. However, because of the super strength of the senior brother, Brother Yidao, who was in an unstable position, was ready to give him a dismount.

"Rookie, trim the boss's toenails." Brother Yidao sat comfortably on the sofa and stretched out his feet, which were as fat as pig's trotters, in front of the senior brother.

"The cleaner you build, the more money you get." Brother Yidao still knows the management model of sticks and sweet dates, so he took out a gold ingot to tempt the senior brother.

This trick worked, and the senior brother was really tempted. (To be continued.) )