Chapter 13: I Didn't See Anything!
Seeing this, Ye Xuefeng simply decided to tease her, bluffing and saying, "Not bad!" Just now, while you were asleep, I had already touched you from head to toe, hum, so you can only be my wife in this life, you know? ”
"Wow!" When Nangong Wu heard this, she cried directly, she is a big girl who is smart, she has been clean and self-conscious since she was a child, let alone falling in love with a boy, even if she has never even held a boy's hand! Now when she was asleep, she was insulted by Ye Xuefeng, a pervert, and she almost wanted to die!
Ye Xuefeng saw that his wife was really crying, and suddenly he couldn't bear to tease him anymore, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'm joking with you, look at the one who wronged you, even if I am your husband, I won't be fussy with you when you are asleep, who do you think of me Ye Xuefeng?" ”
"Get out! Get out! I don't believe a word of what you say! Get out of here! I don't want to see you! Woohoo......"
Ye Xuefeng was a little speechless, as if his joke was a bit big, he quickly changed the topic: "Hey, wife, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?" Why don't I make something for you to eat? Husband, my cooking skills are amazing! ”
"Die! I don't want to eat what you make! Hurry up and get out! After that, Nangong Wu grabbed a pillow from the bed frantically and threw it at Ye Xuefeng, Ye Xuefeng smiled and waved his hand to block it, and said with a smile: "I've made a meal and waited for you to come down to eat!" ”
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Not long after Ye Xuefeng came downstairs, Nangong Wu took a bathrobe with red and swollen eyes, walked out of the room barefoot, and then walked down the stairs as well.
Ye Xuefeng saw that her face was very bad, and she was holding her clothes in her arms, so she couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter, wife, are you running away from home again?" ”
Nangong Wu gritted her teeth and sneered, what an idiot, if Miss Ben ran away from home, would she come down with a bathrobe? Your body has been "defiled" by you hateful bastard, how can you not wash it?
She was really too lazy to talk nonsense with Ye Xuefeng, she didn't even want to look at Ye Xuefeng, she only snorted coldly, "Go away!" Then he went straight downstairs, went into the bathroom, and slammed the door shut.
When Ye Xuefeng saw his wife enter the bathroom, he knew that she was going to take a bath, and after thinking about it, he walked to the door and reminded: "Hey, wife, pay attention to the water temperature, the water is a little cold in there, I just washed it." ”
"Neurotic, I want you to take care of it!" Nangong Wu snorted coldly inside, but immediately after, she reacted and screamed, "You, what did you say?" You hateful fellow actually took a shower in my bathroom? ”
Girls, especially girls who are a little bit of a cleanliness fetish, hate others using her things without permission, especially in a very private place like the bathroom, Nangong Wu is about to collapse, what did she do in her last life, and she will recruit such a bastard who can't be driven away in this life?
"Bang!" With a bang, Nangong Wu pulled open the bathroom door very impulsively, staring at Ye Xuefeng with fire-breathing eyes, if her eyes could kill people, Ye Xuefeng would have been broken into thousands of pieces by her!
Ye Xuefeng was a little surprised by his wife's unrestrainedness, looked at Nangong Wu's snow-white and plump breasts, and said dryly: "Eh, wife, why did you come out without clothes?" ”
"Yikes!" Nangong Wu screamed, suddenly realizing that she was gone, just thinking about taking a bath after she went in just now, she took off her sundress and put it aside, and she didn't have time to change her bathrobe, and when she heard Ye Xuefeng's words, she ran out impulsively, forgetting that she was naked all over her body......
Nangong Wu was so ashamed, she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, so she quickly retreated with a red face and closed the door tightly, "You bastard, what did you see just now?" She asked angrily through gritted teeth!
"Uh......" Ye Xuefeng thought for a while and said with a smile: "I didn't see anything!" ”
"Bastard! Hypocritical guy, he still doesn't admit it when he sees it, shameless and shameless! Nangong Wu hid behind the door and scolded angrily!
"That's seeing everything......"
"You're ......!!" Nangong Wu felt that she couldn't quarrel with Ye Xuefeng anymore, otherwise she would have to vomit blood and die, she secretly told her that her good girl was not like a pervert, and then she walked under the water heater with a sigh of relief, adjusted the water temperature first, and prepared to take a shower happily.
Ye Xuefeng heard the sound of rushing water inside, and had to remind with a smile again: "Wife, the water in there is really cold, you have to believe me, I have tried it all just now, taking a bath with cold water is not good for a girl's body!" ”
Nangong Wu was about to laugh, this guy, he didn't even know the most basic common sense that the water heater can adjust the water temperature, it was really a rare wonder in the world, you deserve to wash it with cold water, and you should die of cold!
She sneered vengefully: "I wash how I like, I am happy to use cold water, can you manage it?" ”
"You're my wife, I don't care who cares about you?" Ye Xuefeng said as a matter of course outside.
Nangong Wu is most afraid of him saying this kind of thing now, because the word "wife" can make her angry! She couldn't help but say, "Neurotic! You skinless and faceless psychopath, what are you supposed to do, don't bother me here! ”
Didn't you let me use cold water? Okay, I'll just wash it in cold water! Angry with you, angry at you!! Nangong Wu was so angry that she was about to lose her mind, in order to fight against Ye Xuefeng, she didn't hesitate to let it go, turned the hot water into cold water, and then stood below to rinse her body, when the cold water poured into her soft skin, it made her whole body feel excited, and she had goosebumps all over her body, but she gritted her teeth and washed it hard.
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Ye Xuefeng didn't expect his kind persuasion to be counterproductive, after he left the bathroom door, he came to the kitchen, looked around, and found some noodles, fresh pork, green onions, garlic sprouts, eggs, shrimp or something from the refrigerator, and decided to order some noodles to solve the dinner problem for himself and his wife. In the past, he was in Tianshan, and his cooking skills were the best among the seven brothers, and Tianfengzi basically asked him to cook three meals a day, and ordering noodles was a piece of cake.
It's just these high-tech kitchen equipment, like gas stoves or something, that makes him feel very unfamiliar, but it's not a problem, every button on it is written with an introduction, and you can use it with a little research.
Soon, Nangong Wu finished taking a shower and walked out in that snow-white sexy silk bathrobe, as soon as she got out of the bathroom, she sneezed several times in a row, guessing that she might really have a cold, she was so depressed that she was going to die!
She is not stupid, of course she also knows that taking a cold shower is not good for her body, but it is Ye Xuefeng who scolds in her heart, if it weren't for that bastard, could she be angry with him?