The following is pure fiction and has nothing to do with actual people, groups, or other inherent terms or phenomena, and is all nonsense. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 If there is a similarity, it is purely a coincidence, and it can only be regarded as an accident.

Hey? Again? This story is purely fictional, and the actual characters and groups ...... Why do we have to say this? Isn't that a matter of course?

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OK, let's get down to business.

Some people say that Kazuya's performance is not enough of the protagonist, not enough of a sense of presence, and a very supporting role.

So I came up with some lines that are more presence, less passerby, and very much in line with the "protagonist" style for everyone to visit.

True Macho Statement:

1. Gunia is a cute and good rabbit, and I don't have to do anything when I her.

2, Galadia is simply a natural witch, she actually uses the ability of demon energy perception and demon control on the bed......

3. One or two turns of the spiral are very cool, and twenty-one turns of the spiral are too cool.

4. I know that Innelli is the founder of the high-speed sword, but I don't know that the essence of the high-speed sword is not a sword......

5. It's a very unpleasant thing to with Denisha - that woman is always laughing.

6. Priscilla's expression made me feel guilty, but it made me even more excited.

7. Lucy Ella is my favorite woman because she can do it all over her body.

8. In the three abysses, it is indeed Liv Road that is the most inwardly showy. Isley's attitude is not good, Luciella is always just biting, only she is not only extremely tight, but also free to shrink - a famous weapon, an incomparable famous weapon!

9. Duff, don't look at me with such complaining eyes, at least I can't do anything with you until I'm satisfied with Liv Road!

10. For me, the difference between men and women is that there is one less place to do it.

I hope you like the above.

Want more? More on that later......

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By the way, regarding the vote that Kazuya should have several girlfriends, please be sure to choose carefully.

Because I'm a "serious" person.

So if the final vote is the fourth winner, then please be prepared to see the plot of Brokeback Mountain......

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The god who created this world is, if not mad, then at least half-insane.

I've never been so sure.

No matter who it is, when you see the six half-human, half-lion guys in front of you, you will feel like this.

"Thank goodness you killed their leader before." "Otherwise, I'm worried if they'll scream 'fit.'" ”

"I feel the need to remind you of one thing."

"Please."

"In my impression, to form the god of war, King Kong, there should only be five lions."

Galadia was stunned for a moment, and asked in a slightly weak voice, "Well, are you sure?" ”

"Sure, yes, yes."

"There are so many new ones every year, maybe you remember ...... wrong"

"When I was a kid, I didn't have that many cartoons to watch, at least not so many that I had the luxury of remembering the number of King Kong, the god of war."

"God...... Just kill me with a thunderbolt......"

"I've prayed like this a long time ago."

"Does it work?"

"What do you say?"

There are no words for each other, only a thousand tears.

This damn world!

That damn bastard god!

It's a pity that this group of unknown awakened people didn't leave me enough time to be sentimental.

Red lion, yellow lion, blue lion, green lion, pink lion, and a black lion.

What color lion is Ricardo? Oh, it's a silver lion.

Lion, lion, lion, lion, lion, lion - the extended family......

The reason why I have time to think cranky is because I have almost no more strength left to think about it now.

The Great Sword Legion, a total rout.

Lives that were fresh not so long ago have now turned into cold corpses.

Maybe they're a little happier.

Looking at Flora, who was being stripped of her skin and flesh little by little, forced to awaken, I couldn't help but think so.

Beside her, there were more than a dozen great swords that had also been captured with all their strength.

In the corner not far away, there was the body of Aihua, which was so broken that it was no longer recognizable.

She was tortured for three hours.

And the reason why I, who was seriously injured, was able to sit here and watch because of the woman who stopped in front of me.

Smiling Dinisha.

A few steps further, the ground was littered with the corpses of the Awoken.

With one person and one sword, she almost killed the members of the Northern Legion, and also suppressed those lawless guys, so that they did not dare to cross the thunder pool by half a step.

However, of the 24 great swords, in addition to those who were killed and captured, only two remained.

One was Gunia, who was knocked unconscious by Dinisha and was lying next to me; One is Lena, who is rescued by a strange werewolf who comes out of nowhere.

Speaking of which, that werewolf is really strange, from the demonic point of view, it is clearly an awakened person, but his combat method is not like other awakened people at all, there is no feeling of "beast" at all, but it is as rigorous and smooth as an excellent martial artist.

Although it was not a long time, the series of moves he used to fight against the two lions alone and save Lena were clearly fighting techniques in reality. At first, I grabbed the opponent's claw with my left hand and smashed the enemy's things with my shoulder, which I have seen more than once in martial arts films; And then the action of pinching the enemy's wrist joint with one hand, hooking it with his foot, and throwing it out is also very familiar to me.

Contacting the wrestling and joint skills that Lena once used, could it be that this werewolf who seems to be the Awakened is actually her master?

It's been a while since I've been in this world, but I've never seen anyone know how to fight, I just asked Denisha, and she also said that it was the first time I've seen such combat skills, could it be that this werewolf is also a traverser?

None of that has much to do with me, though.

"Denisa, you go, you won't be able to hold it if you go on like this." Even though I knew it would be futile, I still wanted to convince the smiling woman, "As long as you're okay, they won't dare to do anything to Gunia." ”

Denisha was still smiling gracefully, but her tone was a little more sarcastic: "What about you?" Do you like to boil it? Or do you like barbecue? Or do you prefer to eat it live? ”

"Please, don't say such hurtful things to the wounded."

"The wounded will give me an honest rest!" Denisa stared at her apricot eyes, and her tone suddenly became a little stern, "A few lions, they can't help me!" ”

"But, Isli ......"

"It's just the abyss, it's not like I haven't killed it!" She sneered and looked at the top of Mount Ojos, where a demonic aura was quietly released, "Who do you think I am?" I'm 'Dinisha the Smiling', the strongest greatsword! ”

But I know that now, let alone winning against Isli, even in the face of those colorful lions, she may not be able to really win.

Her physical strength was not very good, and a hard fight to repel the Northern Army had almost exhausted her into an empty shelf.

Now Denisha is just bluffing.

When the other two demonic qi no less than Isli appeared in the west and south directions, I couldn't help but sigh.

The three abysses have actually arrived?! It's completely over......

Flora, who was on the Shura field, finally swallowed her last breath in extreme pain.

Like Aihua, she insisted on the dignity of "human beings" until the end.

Of course, Denisha also understood what the "Three Abyssal Gatherings" meant, she shook her head, and finally put down the big sword that she had been barely holding, and sat on the ground very unfiguratively.

"Can you do me a favor?" She pointed to her eyebrows, "You should be able to use the spirit pill again, right?" How about a shot at this place later? ”

"Why am I doing this? My spirit pills are not for killing friends! ”

"Life is like this, there are always things that you don't want to do and have to do." She gently stroked Gunia's blonde hair, and a hint of gloom flowed from her beautiful silver eyes, "You're luckier than me." ”

I understood what she meant.

Not far away, Isley, Liv Road, and Luciella of the Abyss of the South with a double ponytail, the three of them seemed to be discussing something.

Strangely, next to Liv Road, I only saw the big duff, but I didn't see the cold-faced Lori Merry.

Forget it, none of this has anything to do with me......

After letting go of all the baggage, I was more relaxed, and I simply learned from Denisha and began to close my eyes and recuperate.

It's just that my broken legs are always tingling, which affects my rest.

It's so annoying! When you die, you have to suffer from this useless stupid leg......

Suddenly there was a strange moan from the front, and it sounded, it seemed to be-

Even at this point, male instinct drove me to open my eyes.

This time, it was Miria who was hung in the air, but it was Liv Lu who was executed, and her methods were completely different from those of the rough lions, and after stripping Miria naked, she turned her hair into something like tentacles......

The so-called abyssal people are really unscrupulous guys!

Take the nosebleed I'm bleeding in!

"Miria is awakening." Denisha's voice came faintly, "Not only her, but the rest of the warriors will be forced to awaken." ”

"Oh? Are you so sure? "Even though I know she's the absolute authority on the subject, I can't resist asking it again - I don't like to see those bastards get carried away!

"The feeling of liberating the demonic power of the big sword is actually similar to the pleasure of sex. The will can transcend pain, but there is no way to overcome the instincts of the flesh, and the repeated teasing will begin to awaken when she climaxes. ”

"Damn! Is there nothing to think of? ”

"Either way, it's useless, even if we wake her up now, it's just a little bit more of Liv's workload." Denisha gripped the hilt of the sword in her right hand, but then sighed lightly and let go of the sword, "Please help with that incident. ”

"Garradia, are you still there?"

“…… Sorry ......"

"Nothing, I'm glad at least you survived." I tried to make my voice sound as relaxed as possible, "You leave now and go as far as possible." ”

"Why?"

"You've seen cartoons, right? Generally speaking, when the boss is dying, he has to play self-destruct. ”

"Just let me make a cameo as a boss."

Taking off the headphones, I opened the suitcase.

As a prop for the spirit detective, it originally had a very special effect.

Spirit detectives deal with all kinds of dangerous demons, what if they happen to encounter an enemy that they can't win no matter what, and it's about to wreak havoc?

Press the switch on the communication window and enter the password.

A bright red warning appears on the screen.

"Denisha, don't be so pessimistic," I said with a smile and pressed confirmation, looking at the ten-second countdown on the screen, "we can at least drag a lot of people on the road." ”

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Denisha laughed, and suddenly shouted at the Awoken over there, not knowing what she had said, and all the Awoken, and even the three Abysses, came over angrily.

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Self-destruct!

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There was a loud "boom", which frightened me into panic.

Fortunately, the house did not collapse, and there were no evil aliens to invade the earth.

Kindness...... Maybe it's not so good, but my wife, who has raised her eyebrows, is standing in front of me with a bad face.

Come to think of it, just now I was chatting on the Internet, flooding the forum, and-

I actually fell asleep in front of the computer?!

It's miserable...... My wife was very opposed to me going online......

Without saying a word, she directly unplugged my network cable, and then angrily took the old cat that had been used for almost three years.

Alack! I don't know how long it will be disconnected this time......

By the way, what did I dream about?

…… I can't remember exactly......

Forget it, it's right to confess your sins and beg for mercy quickly!

"O wife! For my laundry and cooking's sake, spare me this time! ”

The sound faded away.

On the unmanned computer screen, a line of words suddenly appeared.

The winner, Kazuya Uesugi, is eliminated.

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If I say that this is the end of the show, how do you feel?

First of all, let me explain that the contemptible people refuse to be pursued across provinces.

I don't know why, I went berserk when I wrote it, maybe the previous joke was too much, which affected the creative mood (lie, outright lie!)

And so it was destroyed......

It doesn't matter, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, please start over.

Thereupon.

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