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"Where's five cents?" The senior brother took out five cents and asked embarrassedly, "What kind of noodles can you eat?" ”

Aunt Chen became more and more convinced that the senior brother was here to make trouble. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but she also had a countermeasure, threw a piece of dough on the table, and the five-cent coin also belonged to her.

Aunt Chen took the five cents and walked away proudly, leaving the senior brother to cry at the lump of dough that was not enough to stuff his teeth.

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Because he was really hungry, the elder brother ordered a noodle soup head-on.

"What should I do if I don't have money to pay the bill after eating noodles?" There is only so much for one noodle, and I finished it in a few bites, and the senior brother was sweating profusely, and his brain was thinking about countermeasures.

His luck was too good, just when a cockroach crawled on the table, the senior brother slapped it down: "Great! Now you can pay the bill! ”

"Look, everybody! There are cockroaches in the bowl! The elder brother grabbed the tentacles of the cockroach and raised it high and shouted loudly.

Aunt Chen was shocked when she heard this, and a few words immediately appeared in her mind: "Want to repay the debt?" No way! ”

She immediately rushed over and shouted at Xiaoqiang's body: "Xiaoqiang! My baby! You've died a terrible death! I've raised you for more than ten years, how can I live! Aunt Chen shouted as she glanced at Senior Brother out of the corner of her eye.

Sure enough, as Aunt Chen expected, hearing her shout, the high-rollers in the store who had an excessive sense of justice got up one after another, and counted the murderers who killed the cockroaches together-the senior brother's is not.

"Bully a weak woman!" "You have to compensate her!"

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The big brother was so miserable, he was forced to lose money by those high rollers. But the elder brother has nothing left, so he can only stay in the noodle restaurant to work to make money and pay off his debts.

The noodle restaurant business is too good, and there are bowls that can't be washed every day. The elder brother complained while washing the dishes: "What a black shop! Killing a cockroach costs 10,000 yuan! ”

"Accept your fate!" The worker who was sitting side by side with the elder brother was washing the dishes, and said dejectedly, "I've been washing dishes here for ten years!" ”

"Could it be that Uncle Fei is also a victim?" Senior Brother asked.

"I think I killed Xiaohua, Xiaomao, Xiaomei, Xiaopeach, Xiaolan, Xiaoliang, Xiaojing, Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, Xiaopearl, Xiaocute, Xiaobao, Xiaoxiao, Xiao......xiao, Xiaomao, Xiaomei, Xiaomei, Xiaolan, Xiaoliang, Xiaojing, Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, Xiaoxiao

"Uncle, it's so neat!" The senior brother said with great admiration, "Kill twelve cockroaches in one go!" ”

"I'm stepping on twelve ants in one foot!" The worker's uncle suddenly roared, "The proprietress actually said that she was a pet!" ”

The strength of the senior brother just now immediately disappeared cleanly, and he said decadently: "Alas! Wash the dishes! ”

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The worker's uncle was about to put the last bowl back when suddenly, the elder brother walked in with a large basket full of onions with an unhappy face.

"The proprietress said that these onions should all be shredded!"

Onions are known as the queen of vegetables and are quite rich in nutrients, but unfortunately there is a drawback, which is that the taste is choking. Besides, there were still so many onions, and the elder brother and the worker's uncle soon burst into tears.

"The onion tastes so choking!"

"I can't stand it!"

However, giving up casually is not the style of the big brother!

"Don't worry! I'm looking for help! Senior Brother quickly thought of a way.

I saw the elder brother lying down in front of a mouse hole and getting a nest of rats out.

"Come on! Plane! 1st place winner wins a Mickey Mouse cartoon book! The senior brother stepped on the stool, holding a comic book in his hand, and said in a demagogic tone.

It worked! I saw that the nest of rats holding onions and shaving happily with their teeth! And the shredded onions are neatly shaved out, which is no less beautiful than cutting them with a knife!

The worker's uncle stood aside, clapping his hands and laughing so much that his eyes narrowed into a slit! He was so happy to have such a good helper as a senior brother!

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The elder brother is cooking noodles in the kitchen.

"I ran away from home, but I was reduced to working in a black shop!" A resentment rose in the senior brother's heart, and he instantly turned into a devil!

"I add stinky meat! I'm muddy! I add boogers! I add saliva! I added soap ......" While he was alone in the kitchen, the elder brother added a lot of messy things to the pot. And then—

The senior brother walked out with a sly smile on his face with the boiled noodles: "Let the guests eat bad stomachs and close the store!" Hey, hey, hey......"

Soon, the guests reacted.

"Delicious!"

"Soup sticks!"

"It's so cool!"

"Delicious!"

"Exclusive flavors!"

"Boss, another bowl!"

The proprietress Aunt Chen smiled, pinched the chin of the senior brother and said, "The craftsmanship is good!" Come in and cook! ”

Big Brother: "&%......%............ ￥……”

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A couple is eating beef balls.

"Brother Liang, the beef balls in this house are so delicious!" The beautiful woman looked at the beef balls in surprise and said.

"Yes! Yingtai girl! The handsome guy put a beef ball in his mouth, chewed it a few times, and boasted, "It's elastic!" Chewy! ”

"Yo! The two guest officers are really discerning! This is our new chef's signature dish! Aunt Chen, who was passing by, heard someone complimenting her on the food in her store, so she immediately went up.

It just so happened that the senior brother passed by with two large plates of empty bowls, and Aunt Chen stopped him and said, "Hey! Come and tell this mandarin duck couple how your beef balls are made? ”

Hearing that someone appreciates his cooking skills, the elder brother is very happy. So, the elder brother put down the plate and took a piece of beef to demonstrate.

"Put the raw beef in your mouth and chew it until it is pureed, then ...... Bah! Bah! "Two round beef balls were made.

"Vomit~~~"

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"Shopkeeper, get some pepper!" One of the guests said.

"Oh! You wait! The elder brother replied and returned to the kitchen with the teapot.

"What a hassle! What kind of pepper to put in the noodles! The elder brother rummaged around in the kitchen, "Pepper! Can't find pepper! ”

I can't find the pepper, what should I do? The guests are still waiting outside!

Aunt Chen was sitting in front of the mirror to make up, when suddenly the senior brother broke in and said with a flattering face: "Boss! Outside guests please! ”

“！？”

I saw the senior brother pinching Aunt Chen under her armpit, and rushed to the guest like the wind. Reaching out and scratching Aunt Chen's scalp a few times, some white particles fluttered and fell.

"Natural pepper, free of charge!" Senior Brother said.

Guest...... Scares away......

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In the evening, the noodle shop is ready to close. Aunt Chen was settling accounts at the counter, and Senior Brother was diligent in tidying up the tables and chairs.

Suddenly, two guys wearing tiger skin robes, bare-chested and breast-bared, their heads wrapped in tiger skin strips, their faces full of meat, and holding a machete, they knew at a glance that they were not good people, rushed in.

"Hey! It's time for the hostess to pay! ”

"The Tiger Head Gang is here to collect protection money!" Aunt Chen was very scared.

"Shameless gangsters! Ask for money for no reason! At this moment, a mysterious guest wearing a hat to cover his face appeared behind the two Tiger Head Gangs.

"Yo! This hero! Seeing that someone came out to seek justice, Aunt Chen immediately ran out of the counter and thanked her repeatedly, "Thank you for upholding justice and driving away the evil forces!" ”

"There are still a lot of good people in this society!" The senior brother on the side thought with great relief.

Mysterio suddenly took out a piece of paper, leaned into Aunt Chen's ear and whispered, "Your store's firefighting equipment is not up to standard. Hurry up and pay the confidentiality fee, or you will be prosecuted! ”

Aunt Chen: "......"

Big Brother: "......"

"Pay the protection money quickly!"

"Otherwise, smash the store!" The two Tiger Heads threatened with machetes.

The elder brother was immediately furious!

A slap smashed a table, and the senior brother said in a righteous and stern voice: "I hate you rice worms like you the most!" Do you know how hard I work selling noodles? ”

"You have sound limbs and smart ears and eyes, don't you know how to do things well and contribute to society?" The more the senior brother spoke, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help but open the whole martial arts, breaking and kicking a lot of wine jars, tables and chairs, "Are the gangs worthy of your parents?" ”

The senior brother had to continue, not wanting to be screwed by Aunt Chen from behind, and said viciously: "Stop pretending to be righteous!" You're going to smash the store! ”

But no, the once neat noodle restaurant is now in shambles, littered with broken seats, wine jars, and fragments of noodle bowls. The two Tiger Gang members hid under a slightly intact tabletop, shivering.

"Smack!" The deformed sign finally fell and fell in half!

The elder brother was angry, and the consequences were quite serious!

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Aunt Chen was counting down the senior brother, and suddenly a tiger head gang plucked up the courage and slashed at the senior brother with a machete.

"I'll kill you if you don't pay protection money!"

"Murder!" Aunt Chen screamed in fright.

The senior brother was born in the Oolong Academy, has strong martial arts, and who is his opponent of the Tiger Head Gang, who was born as a hooligan in the market?

I saw that the senior brother made a mistake and let the tiger head gang cut the big knife. Taking advantage of the fact that he missed a blow and his heart was agitated, he snatched the blade. At the same time, as soon as his legs were raised, his elbows fell heavily, and he smashed the tiger head gang into pieces.

"I don't have the ability to come out and mix ****!" Senior Brother said disdainfully.

"Ahh Aunt Chen couldn't help but be happy when she saw that the senior brother was not only not injured, but also had the upper hand.

Three or two moves subdued the Tiger Head Gang, and the senior brother persuaded earnestly: "Look at your face, you will definitely have great achievements in the future, but ......" (to be continued.) )