The streets and alleys were all discussing this matter, and all kinds of newspapers were overwhelmingly introducing General Bao and his army. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The master and the fat master looked at the photos on the front page of the newspaper, and the little junior brother and the senior brother were in place.

"Silly apprentice is in the headlines!" The master and the fat master said with relief.

Suddenly, the word "bag" became a popular indicator. The streets are full of signboards with the word "bag" such as "Bao Dog Ignores", "Bao Zhun Xiang Fate", "Bao Bookstore", "Bao Melon" and so on.

"Look at this 'bag'!" The master and the fat master suddenly found a pink signboard that read: "Bao Second Wife"!

The two old men walked in curiously, only to see a very blessed woman come out to greet her, and said, "Wet nurse with two meals a day, do you need it in your hospital?" ”

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Shan Yu and the strategists disguised themselves and blended into the capital. The two walked on the bustling street, envious.

"The Central Plains is really rich!" The strategist said, "It's much stronger than our wasteland home! ”

"But ......," said Shan Yu pointing, "their people eat worse than we do!" ”

"Maybe it's a special delicacy of the Central Plains." The advisor guessed, "We're going to do as the locals do." With that, the two of them walked towards a small stall.

"What do you two want to eat?" Seeing that a guest came to the door, the proprietress immediately greeted her attentively.

"We want white cow urinals!" Shan Yu and the strategist pointed to the menu written on the stall and said.

Actually, it reads: "White porridge, beef, side dishes, bento, buns". It's just written vertically, and Shan Yu and the strategists look at the first word of each word horizontally.

ps: You must read the order clearly before calling it!!

Shan Yu and his strategist walked into a shop to prepare for dinner. This shop is doing well, everyone is full, and the taste must be good!

"Second master, it's time to serve!" The shopkeeper walked over with a steamer with a smile on his face.

"Are you bullying outsiders?" Shan Yu glanced at the food in the steamer, suddenly became angry, slapped the table and shouted, "Give us the broken things!" As he spoke, Shan Yu picked up the chopsticks and picked one up, "Look! The filling of each dumpling is revealed! ”

"Hillbilly! Don't recognize the signboard? The shopkeeper looked at them with disdain, and then pointed to the sign hanging above his head.

Shan Yu and the strategist looked up and saw that the signboard read: "Authentic Cantonese siu mai shop".

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After eating, Shan Yu and the strategists continued to walk. They arrived at a football field where the athletes were playing a fierce game.

"It turns out that the soldiers of the Central Plains are trained like this......" Shan Yu misunderstood that this was the training place of the army.

"But I think the Emperor of the Central Plains is too stingy!" Watching a large group of people grab a ball, the strategist couldn't help but shake his head and said.

"Hmm!" Shan Yu agreed with the strategist's point of view, and then picked up a large number of footballs from the sidelines and threw them into the field, "What are so many people doing grabbing a ball?" One person serves one ball! I'm more generous than the Emperor of the Central Plains, right? ”

He was only complacent about his good deeds, and did not see the angry eyes of the players who had ruined the game.

Bidding farewell to the blood-boiling football field, the two continued to walk again and walked to a housing agency. Looking at the full house information posted in the information column, Shan Yu couldn't help yelling: "Grab money!" A house in the city will be sold for 500,000? ”

"Wow! It's really profitable! The strategist took out a pen and paper to calculate the house price, and said with a shocked face.

"Humph! No wonder the Emperor of the Central Plains was so rich! Shan Yu touched his chin and had to be convinced.

"The land of our hometown is bigger than the Central Plains!" The strategist said suddenly.

"That's right!" Shan Yu was full of glory, "Do they think that this king will not do business?" ”

So, Shan Yu also set up a shop next to the intermediary, which read: "Shan Yu real estate direct sales!" 10,000 yuan per acre, the desert is sunny! Buy one acre get one acre free, desert super quiet home! ”

It's a good gimmick, but no one buys it.

"Strange, why are there no guests?" Shan Yu sat in the shop, looked at the stall and said.

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Shan Yu and the adviser were separated. Unfamiliar with life, he walked to a courtyard and squatted.

Master Changmei saw a person squatting outside the courtyard and walked over to look at it for a while.

"Huh? This stinky old man has been staring at me......" Shan Yu thought with some uneasiness. Seeing that the master turned around and left, Shan Yu breathed a sigh of relief, "Finally walked away." OK...... I thought he recognized the identity of this king......"

As soon as he thought of this, the master who had turned around and walked away suddenly came back, so frightened that Shan Yu thought that his identity was exposed: "The stinky old man is back again!" ”

"What do you want to do?" Shan Yu asked with some panic.

I saw the master and the fat master holding a bowl full of white rice, and the master said, "Eat more, don't be embarrassed!" It's pitiful that such a big person still needs food! ”

“……&…… ¥%&......*"Shan Yu actually wanted to say that he didn't ask for food!

Shan Yu casually made up an identity and entered the Oolong Courtyard for dinner. After the meal, the fat master brought him a drink and invited him to drink: "It turned out to be a friend from afar!" Please use a drink! ”

Shan Yu clenched his hands into fists to express his gratitude, then picked up the drink and drank it with his head up.

"This is my carefully concocted ......" The fat master proudly introduced his drink to Shan Yu, but Shan Yu actually spit it out!

"Phew! What a bitter tea! Shan Yu said while spitting.

"Fool! It's beer! The fat master scolded angrily.

"'Skin' wine?" Obviously, Shan Yu has never drunk this drink, "Skin can also make wine?" Is it pigskin? It's disgusting! ”

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"You're going to the palace for a long time? You should ask! The master said.

"Oh!" Shan Yu nodded, picked up the casserole on the table, walked to the side and threw it on the ground.

"Kindly invited you to dinner and smashed my pot!" The master and the fat master were angry and teamed up to beat Shan Yu out.

Shan Yu hurriedly opened his Chinese book and read: "The book says: 'Break the casserole and ask to the end'!" ”

The next day, Shan Yu said goodbye to the master and the fat master and walked in the direction of the palace.

"I overheard him last night that he was going to the capital to assassinate the emperor!" The master waved goodbye to Shan Yu and said to the fat master who didn't know the situation yet.

"Oh!" The fat master was taken aback.

"So I quietly scribbled his map in the middle of the night." The master said triumphantly, "Mislead him and go north!" ”

The fat master's face changed greatly, and he said hesitantly: "I...... I thought you were playing a prank again...... So at dawn, I changed the map back again! ”

"You're such a chicken woman!" The master is going to be angry.

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Shan Yu and the strategists walked to the vicinity of Fahua Temple. Shan Yu said: "Ambush and assassinate in the place where the emperor of the Central Plains must pass!" ”

"I'll go and inquire!" The advisor said.

Just wanted to leave to inquire about the news, but suddenly heard a man and a woman next to him discussing: "The emperor only came here yesterday to burn incense!" ”

"Yes! The pomp and circumstance can be lively! ”

Shan Yu and the strategist were overjoyed, and hurriedly found a hidden place to hide. "We're here for him today!" Then I waited for several days, and there was not a single ghost!

Shan Yu and his advisers left Fahua Temple and wandered outside the palace.

"The palace is heavily guarded! Don't act rashly! The strategist admonished as he surveyed the terrain.

"I'm here to throw stones and ask for directions, and I'm going to hit the west!" As he spoke, he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it into the wall.

"Okay!" The strategist turned his back to Shan Yu and praised, "The king is really wise! ”

"Boom!" There was a loud bang, and even the ground shook three times! It turned out that Shan Yu threw a hundred-pound boulder to ask for directions!

Hearing the sound of the forbidden army running, the strategist couldn't help but scold: "What are you doing with such a big one?!" ”

The two escaped from the palace and returned to the inn. Shan Yu took out a pack of explosives and handed it to the strategist, saying, "This task is up to you!" ”

"Yes!" The strategist said tragically, "Throw this bag of explosives at the Emperor's army!" "It seems that the two of them are preparing for a terrorist attack!

"King, I'm leaving!" The strategist couldn't help but hug him.

"Go bravely!" Shan Yu encouraged.

"Kill!" The strategist shouted and ran away.

When Shan Yu looked back, he suddenly realized that he had made a mistake: "Oops! Got the wrong bag! ”

On the street, the strategist looked at the Praetorian army rushing towards him and tore open the package containing explosives. Then the tragedy struck again, instead of the expected explosives, a few underwear embroidered with the word "king" fell to the ground flutteringly!

"The king's panties?!" The strategist is so depressed!

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After escaping, the strategist and Shan Yu found a way to infiltrate the palace. They suddenly saw an entrance, where many people were queuing up to get in.

"And voila! There is the entrance to the Royal Palace! Shan Yu said excitedly.

"I'll go get in line first!" The advisor said, and then ran to the back of the line, ready to enter the palace.

Shan Yu stood aside, saw the strategist smoothly mixed in, and just wanted to go over to line up, when he suddenly saw a eunuch put a wooden sign at the door, which read: "New eunuch report office!" ”

"Huh? No!! I'm not ......" At this moment, the screams of the strategists suddenly came out, "Don't ...... Such! Feed! No...... Wow! ”

Shan Yu heard a "click" very clearly. Suddenly I felt a chill between my legs, and I quickly clamped my legs.

After a while, the strategist in the eunuch uniform came out with the treasure in his hand, and he said in a trembling voice: "King, why don't you go to the line?" ”

"Ahem, ahem...... I...... cough ......" Shan Yu didn't dare to look at the strategist's face, his head was bowed, and he was sweating profusely. (To be continued.) )