"Great! What a case! ”

In an extremely exaggerated tone, with an expression of obvious surprise, but with a sticky malice. Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info said this is Qiu Dongsheng, Mr. Detective of our detective agency, a patient with severe secondary and second disease in the advanced stage plus refusal of treatment. The whole person is a neurotic, and he can see it with a face. As for what he does most every day, he stares at the TV and watches Qiong Yao dramas. So, the capitalist exploiter of all evils.

"Heh~ Didn't you say it was a big case that time? As a result, either the family's cat was lost, or the family's dog was missing, or they couldn't find their wallet and passbook to help. You said...... Which is the big case? ”

The sneering tone, that is, the impatient expression and voice, this handsome and expressionless face, similar to the domineering president in the novel, is the boss of our detective agency, Lord Lin Qiu. At the same time, he is also the violent 'thug' of this office!

And the facial paralysis next to her, who has been concentrating on eating candy, is the mascot of our office and the center point Qiao Qiao is also!

Yes? Who am I, you ask?

I'm just an innocent passer-by with a gun. The above words are also read exactly according to the script. Don't ask me why I'm doing such a boring thing. If someone were to point a gun at your head, I don't think you would be bored, would you?

As for the person who asked me to do this boring thing, it was the neurotic capitalist Qiu Dongsheng.

"Good, good job. You're good to go. ”

Satisfied, he put the gun away and patted him on the shoulder, Qiu Dongsheng said with a smile. "Be careful on the road, don't get hit by a car, bye~"

"Ah Ye, who is this person?"

Qiao Qiao, who was eating sugar, was a little slurred, and she didn't know why she asked this question. Maybe it's because it's boring, right? I don't know.

"Mr. Policeman, the new arrival. I heard that I was sent from the capital to intern. ”

Answering with a smile, Qiu Dongsheng seemed to be in a particularly good mood today, and the smile on his face had never been interrupted. Although I was smiling all the time before. Anyway, it's just that I'm in a good mood.

"Oh." After getting the answer, Qiao Qiao didn't pay attention to anything else. Continue to focus on eating candy without caring about yourself.

"Make the case clear, bastard."

Seeing that the two of them had been ignoring the case they had just mentioned, Lin Qiu got up irritablely, grabbed Qiu Dongsheng's collar and shouted.

"Ah He, your menopause is early?"

Qiu Dongsheng, who was picked up, looked at him and blinked his big innocent eyes, looking pure. Then he muttered to himself. "I said, why have you been so irritable lately, it turns out that menopause is early. Jojo, let's go buy him some meditation later. You must know that menopausal old men are not easy to mess with. ”

"Qiu Dongsheng, do you want to die? If you don't want to die, shut up for me. You have just advanced menopause, hurry up and explain the case to Lao Tzu, otherwise believe it or not, Lao Tzu will tear you down? Heh~ Do what you say. With a sneer, Lin Qiu threatened viciously, and his tone was very serious.

"Tear it down, I support you in doing this."

Qiao Qiao, who was quiet on the side, suddenly spoke. provoked Qiu Dongsheng to look at her resentfully.

"Okay~ Okay~ People say it's not okay, I'm about to let go of others, and my neck will be broken. It's so rough. What a menopausal man. Shaking his head. Qiu Dongsheng, who got Lin Qiu's vicious glance, returned to the sofa again. He straightened his clothes and cleared his throat before speaking.

"Ah, what a pity." Seeing this, Qiao Qiao sighed. glanced at her helplessly, Qiu Dongsheng smiled nervously, and then said, "Of course, it's because people are reluctant to part with Xiao Aqiao." Jojo, you have to know that people have liked you for a long, long time......"

"Ahem, ahem...... Just relax...... Let go. I said case, let it go. It's really not my good friend anymore. Treat me so roughly, believe it or not, I'm out of the wall? Qiu Dongsheng, who was finally honest, exhaled and told the case in a dry tone.

Sighing in his heart, Lin Qiu looked at him helplessly. Sure enough, to deal with this kind of person, you have to use force to suppress it, and beat it up first. Of course, the same is true for the person watching the play next to me. What would I do if I didn't have this office? Alas! It's definitely going to go out of business, right? Definitely going out of business!

"The case happened in a place called Yongcheng. It seems to be the name.,I don't know that word.,But I heard the police say that it's like this.。 With a face full of indifference, Qiu Dongsheng didn't know what to think again.

"Shut up. Besides, nonsense, I don't mind sending you to Huangquan to see the flowers on the other side. ”

Pouting, Qiu Dongsheng crossed out all the points he had added in his heart, word by word, and said seriously. The tone is formulaic and stiff.

"A month ago, there was a case of lotus murder and dismemberment in Yongcheng. Its methods are either cruel or vicious. So I specially asked the three people from the detective agency to come and help. The victims have the following things in common. Female! Between twenty and twenty-five years old! Good facial features! ……”

"In other words, they didn't find a clue for a month, so they threw the case at us. Let's take care of things for them. ”

Qiu Dongsheng, who did not give up, added his opinion on the case at the end. Listening to Qiu Dongsheng's report that he was short of two catties, Lin Qiu only felt that his head was going to be big. The headache that I haven't had for a long time seems to be coming back again.

"Can you make it clear? Bastard. Believe it or not, I killed you with one finger. ”

"I'll do it." Looking at this situation, Qiao Qiao swallowed the last piece of candy, calmly picked up the file bag on the table and read.

"They suspect it's a premeditated case of religious beliefs. The most beautiful parts of a woman's body are stolen and then disguised by crushing the corpse. A total of five such cases occurred during the course of a month. The victim was stolen: legs, chest, feet, hands, and eyes...... So we hope to have your help and are very grateful. ”

Sighing helplessly, Lin Qiu looked at the leisurely two and helped his forehead. It's a big head.

"Pack up and go. I'm speechless for your report. ”

"See for yourself, illiterate!" Qiao Qiao's face remained unchanged and he directly threw the document at his feet and said. Qiu Dongsheng also died.

"Yes. I don't read it myself, let us report it, and I'm embarrassed to complain. Illiterate, I really think of myself as a green onion. ”

"Give you three minutes to clean up. Don't wait for the overtime, when the time comes, you all go to the Santu River once. ”

With a hideous face, Lin Qiu said viciously.

"Ouch~ elopement? So shy. Qiu Dongsheng covered his face shyly and said.

"Get out!" Qiao Qiao spit out a word coldly.

"Alright, stop playing. It's about the same time. Let's go. ”

It seems that he also feels bored, Qiu Dongsheng has returned to his usual lazy appearance, and the whole person looks decadent and powerless. Qiao Qiao looked at it, blinked her eyes, and didn't know where she took out a bag of candy and continued to eat. Lin Qiu's expressionless face was covered with a mask of indifference. After a long while, the three of them seemed to remember that there was a case, each waved it, packed up its things, and walked out slowly.

The dilapidated huts in the cold wind looked even more dilapidated. Under the blue sky and white clouds, it seemed to turn into a black dot, which was extraordinarily small.

Lunatic! Rabies! Pet! Even in the capital, your name is like thunder. What are you capable of? I'll see!