(The author of this article is the group friend CCC Atu, and the characters he plays are Ashi and Ashikaga Yoshikyo)

As expected, the biggest crisis since the establishment of the SOS group, the question of the student president's club qualifications, finally happened. Fortunately, when I opened www.biquge.info the door of the activity room, there was no violent scene in front of me, such as Haruhi flying in the air and kicking the foot of Tomoyo Sakagami.

Strange, Kasuga aside, as far as I know, the student council president is not a good-natured person - it is said that her boyfriend has been violently abused and has developed the kung fu of wearing a golden bell hood iron cloth shirt. Thinking of this, I can't help but make up my mind once again: I must correct Kasuga's weird personality, or at least leave this source of danger with Nagato and Asahina-senpai. Become the fate of Chunyuan Yangping Enhanced Edition, who likes it, please be sure to call me, anytime!

Seeing the smiling Koyamada seniors sitting at the table, he immediately understood the root of the friendly negotiation between the head of the group and the elder-the critical moment, and sure enough, the fellow travelers were reliable! Koyamada, after this incident, I will definitely set up a shrine for you at home!

"Just invite me to lunch for a month."

Thanks to Oyamada's mediation, the curtain was successfully drawn on the Kasuga Incident, which was full of confrontation and was likely to cause the Kasuga Riot. Wait, it's too early to say that the curtain is down, and as members of the SOS team, we still have to hand over a copy of each novel's within a week to make a journal...... Uh, isn't that exactly the same plot as the original book, and what kind of improvements have been made where? Manta Oyamada, explain the matter to me clearly!

"In short, that's how it is, everyone has to finish a short story about 'a girl in love'. Of course, it's better to be able to write a long story in a week. Got it? Ah Xu? ”

Even if you said that, I wouldn't have been able to write that much. Do you think you're sitting in front of a professional writer with the surname Don? And this theme is obviously difficult for a strong man: among the five members of the SOS group, Gu Quan and I are not girls; The spirit of the head of the group is obviously in need of correction - probably the same is true of the concept of love; Although the cosmic man Yuki is quite popular among students, he probably doesn't know much about the love of carbon-based creatures; The only relatively normal thing is that the way of love in the future society will be a little too impactful for people in the 10s of the 21st century?

As if sensing my concerns, the angel in the activity room turned his head and smiled with a 'don't worry' smile.

"If you want to get the support of public opinion, ordinary romance novels really don't have any competitiveness. After all, it's already a topic that has been overwritten......" Haruhi frowned at the computer desk, muttering quietly, "Sure enough, some special changes are needed?" ”

"So how about adding the forbidden element, the girl falls in love with a gangster or blood relatives or something?" Every time, I responded to the spring at the first time, and Fukuzumi replied like this.

Even you've become stupid because you're too close to Haruhi? It would be strange if such an article could be released through the examination of the student council!

"That...... How does the multi-character ending be? It seems to be very popular lately about polygamy or polyandry novels......"

"That's not going to work, Shijiu." Kasuga stared at it with a warning look, "It's going to make an idiot man think about it!" ”

Hey, it's clear that the stallion is the easiest to copy from the Internet......

Then it's better to use tragedy, those famous books that can be remembered, seven or eight times out of ten end in tragedy: "Romeo and Juliet", "Titanic" or "Titanic", if the actor didn't die, he wouldn't be able to sell at all, right?

So, congratulations. The theme of the journal of the former Literary Society, now the SOS Group, is set as 'The Tragedy of a Girl in Love'. Ah, if you think about it, it's really a curious theme......

Of course, the first to complete the work, of course, was Changchun Ri, and only a day later, she announced her masterpiece to everyone in the activity room:

The girl who plays the protagonist is the concubine of a great king, but she is fortunate to be not loyal to her husband, but constantly maneuvering between timid courtiers, silent generals and honest loyal courtiers. As the days passed, the king gradually discovered the abnormality of the girl, but he never guessed the truth, but blindly spoiled her doubly, hoping that his concubine could feel happy. However, the king's efforts were not rewarded at all, and instead made the maiden mistakenly believe that her relationship with the others had been exposed—one night, while the king was drunk, the maiden approached the courtiers and the generals: "Let us run away." So the three escaped from the castle on a raft and disappeared into the night......

In that case, it's not a tragedy at all, is it? Or have you accidentally taken the king as the main character?

"Long-winded! It's not over yet, so don't just interject! Kasuga turned to the next page dissatisfied, and continued reading:

On the way to escape, the raft hit a reef and fell apart in the river. The frail Rigoletto was swept away by the current, and his life and death were unknown, and only the strong military general had the strength to save the girl. The two who survived the catastrophe built a hut in the mountains, got married, had children, and lived a secluded life......

Even if one dies, it's still not a tragedy, is it? Generally speaking, the basic sign of tragedy is to take the protagonist's lunch.

"It's so troublesome, there's more to come!"

I saw it just now, and the back of your notebook is obviously blank paper......

"Sit down quietly and listen to me, and then interject, death penalty!"

Years later, when the children of the maiden and the generals had grown up, the family was celebrating their daughter's birthday when several soldiers broke in: 'The king's order is to enlist all the young girls in the palace!' And so their child was brought into the palace – and I wonder what fate awaits him.

I see, is this retribution? It's really a spring-style tragedy......

"It's worthy of Lianggong-san, after reading this, my back is in a cold sweat."

Feel the same way, and in addition move your face away a little, it's too close! It's disgusting......

The next day, inspired by Kasuga's work, Furuizumi also completed his novel:

Otohime and Joe are a pair of nuns who serve the gods and always work hard together in the church. One day, Otohime suddenly discovers that Joe is secretly having a tryst with the young farmer in the village - this is a remarkable thing, as a monk, how can he do such a blasphemous thing? An angry Otohime confronts Joe, only to receive a 'don't meddle' answer. Wanting to expose Little Joe's private affairs, but not wanting to see his friend being punished by the bishop, watching the farmer and Little Joe become more and more affectionate, Otohime felt very uncomfortable in her heart - why? It's clear that I'm not that religious, so what if my friends choose to be vulgar? Shouldn't they be blessed? Why do you feel so much pain in your heart?

At dinner that day, Otohime looked at Xiao Qiao's side face and suddenly realized that he was not angry because his friend violated the precepts, but unknowingly fell in love with her, and was jealous of the farmer! Otohime, who finally understood his feelings, wanted to get up and confess, but suddenly felt dizzy. What's wrong? It's still so early, why do you suddenly feel so sleepy and want to sleep?

At this time, Xiao Qiao walked up to her side and said softly: I'm sorry, Otohime. I decided to leave the church and go to live with him on the mountain side.

No, don't, don't go! The girl cried out in her heart, but she didn't have the strength to open her mouth. Xiao Qiao, I've always loved you, has this feeling never been conveyed in the past? If you want to leave, please leave with me! If only I had noticed it sooner......

Until the end, Otohime didn't say a word, just lay silently on the bed, letting the darkness gradually occupy all of his vision, leaving a tear of remorse.

"Oh...... Not a bad story. It is worthy of me to elect the deputy head of the regiment! ”

"Thanks for the compliment."

To be honest, I didn't see anything bad about this story, but I further confirmed that this guy Gu Quan was really infected by the Lianggong virus - Lily Control is a disease and has to be cured! I just know that there is a traverser who serves in the Self-Defense Forces who has a knack for treating diseases, so would you like to go to the telephone pole and find his phone number for you?

"If you have time to say cool things, it's better to complete your task early, if you can't complete it on time, if you pass the audit of the head of the regiment, you will be fined!"

Okay, okay, since you're in such a hurry, let's take it first, this is the result of staying up late yesterday to catch up with work - I didn't even have time to see the new one at midnight.

Less than thirty seconds later, my notebook was slammed onto the table.

"No to it! Return! Not hired! Kasuga shouted angrily, "You have to write a novel seriously according to the true feeling of your heart!" This kind of plagiarism of "The Legend of the West Chamber" will be seen through at a glance even by an old woman like the student president who can't keep up with the times! Anyway, go write a new one! ”

Is she only a year older than herself an old woman who can't keep up with the times...... Kasuga, have you ever thought about how you will be at this time next year? So, where to find Fan Wen's copy tonight?

The third one is Yuki, who originally thought she would write a sci-fi interstellar love or a girl falling in love with a supernova or something like that, but I didn't expect it to be a fairy tale:

In the middle of the forest, a young girl lives with a group of animals. The mighty dragon likes to bully everyone, the cunning fox is always pleasing the dragon, the weak rabbit is always pitifully asking for help, and the impulsive boar likes to fight - although it often turns out to make things worse.

At first, the girl thought she would become the bride of the dragon, but as time passed, she gradually fell in love with the boar who often provoked the dragon for various reasons - sometimes to protect the rabbit, sometimes to save her from it - and it was clear that she was safe by the dragon's side.

In the days that followed, the girl began to protect her beloved wild boar, but it was always because of her lover (or should it be a pig-lover?) The trouble caused by him was bruised all over his body. When the fever is gone, the bones are broken and reconnected, and when the internal organs are beaten and bleed, they gnaw on some herbs...... Even so, the maiden never regretted it, and always stood firmly behind the boar, silently supporting its unsuccessful efforts.

Finally, one day, the fire dragon fell into a deep sleep, and the girl waited for this good opportunity. Kill it, and you'll never be hurt again! At this time, it was the wild boar standing in front of the girl who stood in front of her.

Why are you stopping me? Kill it, and you won't get hurt and the rabbit won't be bullied. Even at this time, the girl still did not tell her lover how much she had paid and how much she had been hurt.

I know. The boar said gently, I know all the scars on your body. However, if it does, the dragon will be too pitiful - after all, it just wants to be kind to everyone, but it has never known the right way......

So the girl just sealed the sleeping dragon into the cave and left the forest with the boar.

The story doesn't end there, and many years later, they hear the news that the poor rabbit has disappeared when they left the forest—perhaps accidentally locked in a cave, or maybe lost halfway out of the forest with them.

This will not work. The boar said, "We're going to save the rabbit."

After all these years, haven't you forgotten the rabbit? Are you still not satisfied with me? Although her heart was full of grievances, the girl nodded and stood silently behind the boar again.

Thank you, I love you. The boar said happily.

I love you too! But would you say the same thing to a rabbit? Taking advantage of the boar's inattention, the girl secretly wiped away her tears and followed it on a journey to find the rabbit.

"It's a very flavorful story. Yuki, GoodJob!"

Complimented by Haruhi, the cosmic girl still looked at the book in her hand with a blank face, as if nothing had happened. A faint sadness permeated the room of the activity room - sure enough, fairy tales are more likely to be touched......

"Next, Ah Xu, what about yours?"

I knew I wouldn't let it go so easily, but luckily I was prepared—thanks to Koyamada's help, this time I can't even remember the plot!

Looking at Kasuga's clenched fists, a bad premonition appeared in my heart - this guy, he can't even read this, right?

"Idiot! This time it has become a plagiarism of "Yue Nu Sword" again. Even if the stupid president of the student council can't see it, as the leader of the SOS team, with a responsible attitude towards the members, he will never tolerate your blatant cheating behavior! Rewrite me now! ”

Really, can't you just fool the past? After all, what kind of bad taste is it to ask a boy to write a female romance novel 'according to his true inner feelings'? If you can't correct your way of thinking, you won't be able to get married in the future.

"Less!"

When I walked into the activity room, I was already halfway through the novel, and while secretly complaining about the spring day that pushed the cleaning work on duty to me, I hurriedly pulled out my chair and prepared to listen to the rest of the part:

…… The girl who is in a foreign country holds her lover's gift tightly in her arms, hoping that one day she will be able to meet again. Whenever I encounter difficulties and setbacks, I will take out the gift and confide in it, as if this will make my lover hear.

Time flies, and the girl who has worked tirelessly has finally created a world in a foreign country, and at this time, a lover who has not seen her for a long time suddenly appeared in front of her.

You okay?

It's still a gentle look, it's still a gentle voice...... But why is she standing behind you? I've been waiting for you, I've been waiting for you to come to me...... Over the years, I have not forgotten you for a moment, thinking about your voice and your smile every night...... Why? Why is it that after years of waiting, it is someone else's husband who is waiting? Have you forgotten all the original vows?

In the rain, the girl fell to her knees and wept silently.

"Well, is that how it ends? Sure enough, if an idiot man is not strictly controlled, it will definitely cause a tragedy. ”

That being said, what are you staring at me for? I have not committed any tragic crimes......

"Then you're all left. Ah Xu, you don't plan to be a sinner dragging the SOS group back, are you? If I find out that you plagiarized again, this time it must be a death sentence, and it will be executed immediately! ”

Alas, this time I definitely wrote it myself, but I only wrote half of it. I'll show you the finished part first, although most of it was written in a half-asleep sleep last night......

"What, it's clearly a plot of a bad street, and this kind of article is absolutely impossible to pass!"

The turning point is still to come, and the plot reversal at the end of the article is not a common method? What qualifications does the author who brought the plot back until the end be dissatisfied with the hard work of others all night here?

It's said that it's a hard night, but it's actually just a whole night in a daze...... Sitting at the desk and staring at the notebook in a daze, he didn't even write half a word under his pen - with such efficiency, if you become a professional writer, you will definitely starve to death. Writing novels is a job, and it still doesn't match me. Maybe when I fall asleep, a kind shoe fairy will come out and do the rest of the work for me, right? Ha, how is it possible, even if there is a protagonist template, such a bridge has not been used for many years, not to mention that I am just a little coolie who is not even recognized by his name and only has a nickname...... Do-it-yourself food and clothing is the right way.

This is an ordinary girl, with an ordinary appearance, an ordinary voice, an ordinary figure, an ordinary family background, so ordinary that everyone in the school regards her as a dispensable passerby. There was no confession, and there was no confession; I don't have good friends, and I don't get bullied. Each day is as if it were pre-set on a notepad, only jumping from the previous item to the next as the hour hand moves......

Boring life~ The girl lamented like this, if only something interesting could happen.

The god of fate seemed to hear the girl's wishes, and it didn't take long for an unexpected love affair to come to the door.

Cute little Shota, sunny peers, mature big brothers, different types of beautiful boys come to the girl's side, and start a colorful daily life. The girl who is indulged in happiness doesn't know why her ordinary self is favored by beautiful boys, and she doesn't want to think about it, but she naively thinks that happiness will last forever. Until one day, the girl chose one of the beautiful boys to be her husband.

Which one is it? The girl can't remember who she chose.,It seems to be a mature big brother.,It seems to be a cute little Zhengtai.,Sometimes I feel like it's the same level of sunshine.。 But so what? The girl said, "I'm very happy now."

That night, three beautiful boys appeared in front of the girl together.

Why? I love you so much and do my best to satisfy you, why do you want to leave me?

Why? You promised me at the beginning, but you didn't keep your promise?

Why? I've been devoted to you all these years, but you can't repay me with loyalty?

It was only at this time that the girl realized how much debt she had owed and how many mistakes she had committed. But the faces of the three teenagers in front of her could no longer be distinguished, and she didn't even know which one of them to say anything to.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Is it too late to say sorry at this time?

The desperate maiden cut her wrist - she had nothing left to pay for her sins but her life.

"Is this what you're doing? There is nothing wrong with tragedy...... But sure enough, it's unacceptable to let the cute girl die.,Go and change the ending for me.。 ”

Why? Giving the protagonist a bento at the end is the only way to earn tears and cheat the box office, wouldn't it be a tragedy after changing it?

"Anyway, it's just to change, change! This is an order from the regimental commander! Immediately, immediately! ”

Okay, okay. After clearing up my thoughts, I added a short paragraph at the end of the article:

The world in front of me is shrinking and darkening.

Are you going to die? Sure enough, this is the ending I deserve, right? What are the three faces talking about? I can't hear a single word. Forget it, it won't matter anytime soon anyway......

……

Boom.

The back of the head hurts!

The girl opened her eyes, and in front of her was the familiar ceiling.

Pain pain!

It's really useless, it's just that I fell out of bed, and it hurt so much that even tears flowed out......

But something seems to have been forgotten, something very important......

Three strange and handsome faces flashed through my mind, and soon disappeared cleanly.

Why can't the tears be stopped? Nothing happened.

I guess I had some nightmare, right? I don't remember the content at all. Inexplicably, there is a very sad feeling in my heart, but there is some happy feeling, what is it......

"Dream......" Kasuga held her chin and seemed to be lost in thought.

Dream...... Aren't we, the traversers, also experiencing such dreams? Dreams of success, dreams of failure, dreams of happiness, dreams of sadness, dreams of sweetness, dreams of bitterness...... Whether it's a strong person like Athena Orochi, or a mortal like me and Oyamada, we will eventually have our memories erased and return to another world where we originally belonged......

Looking at the faces of the three beautiful girls in front of me, I couldn't help but fall into contemplation again: Who will be the one who will come to the end of this dream with me?