Chapter 81: Xiaoyu is a zombie
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Xiaoyu's abacus was definitely wrong.
From the eighty-year-old man to the child under the age of three, as long as the other party is not a human, Ah Jiu is definitely ruthless.
Ah Jiu raised his fist and hit Xiao Yu's face, Xiao Yu really didn't expect Ah Jiu to suddenly make a move, and hurriedly grabbed Ah Jiu's wrist.
"Roar." Xiao Yu showed her zombie teeth, and her yellow eyes looked at Ah Jiu in horror.
"Hmph, the level is not low, but it's a pity that I met me." Ah Jiu snorted coldly, turned his fist into a palm, grabbed Xiao Yu's wrist, dragged Xiao Yu forward, and made a fist with his other hand and slammed it on Xiao Yu's collarbone, slamming Xiao Yu out of the distance.
Xiao Yu got up and knelt on the ground, covering her chest and panting to look at Ah Jiu, her resentful expression felt like she was about to cry.
Ah Jiu's heart is hard, and cultivators are generally hard-hearted.
"There's no need to pretend to be pitiful, in short, zombies must die, and I won't let you go."
"Kill me." Xiaoyu closed her eyes and stopped resisting.
"Huh? What kind of intrigue do you want to play? Ah Jiu immediately looked at Xiao Yu with a wary face.
"Do you think I like to be a zombie very much, do you think I like to drink human blood, in fact, I don't want to live for a long time, I have committed suicide many times, I have tried to jump off the building and cut my wrists and disembowel, but zombies will not die, the blood has become more and more expensive over the years, and everything that can be sold at home has been sold, in order to live, I can only go to nightclubs as a dancer, even if I know that I will have a stomachache, I have to accompany the guests to drink a lot of wine, and I have to pretend to be very happy even if I am not happy."
"Hmph, what are you telling me all this, pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic, it's impossible, I'm not a soft-hearted person."
Ah Jiu's Fire Walking Rune was attached to his chest.
"Master, don't." Qiusheng ran in and gasped for air.
"Huh? Did you pay the bill? Ah Jiu looked at Qiusheng and asked.
"No, I pressed Wencai in the hotel, Master, you let Xiaoyu go, if you use the Three Flavors True Fire, it will never be reborn."
"It's not a ghost, it won't never be reborn, at most it will be burned to death." Ah Jiu's hands were sealed at Xiaoyu.
"Master." Qiusheng stood in front of Xiao Yu and looked at Ah Jiu with pleading eyes.
"Alas, really, really, really, alas, really, what a sin." Ah Jiu thought about it for a long time and finally remembered this adjective.
Fu Jianqing, who lived on the opposite side, heard the movement and rushed over and asked, "What's going on here?" ā
"Xiaoyu is a zombie, do you think I should take it?" Ah Jiu looked at Fu Jianqing and asked.
"It shouldn't."
"Why?"
Fu Jianqing said: "Xiaoyu is our friend, and we haven't done anything bad, even if we know that Xiaoyu is a zombie, we should try our best to help it, how can we make it worse at this time?" ā
"Uncle Shi is right." Qiusheng hurriedly agreed.
"No, aren't you afraid that it will be thirsty and suck your blood?"
"I believe that Xiaoyu will not suck the blood of a living person."
"This is not necessarily, zombies will lose their minds when they are hungry, and no one will know each other at that time, just one autumn student can't eat enough, and the second one is you."
"Senior brother, can you try to empathize with me?"
"Empathy?"
"Yes, imagine that you are Xiaoyu, you are a zombie, and think about the problem from Xiaoyu's standpoint."
Ah Jiu thought for a while and shook his head and said, "I can't imagine that I'm a man." ā
"It's okay to imagine that you're an autumn student, what would you do if your girlfriend was a zombie?"
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"Fantasy."
"Let's break up." Ah Jiu said without hesitation.
"Master, you didn't think about the problem from my position at all, and you said that you broke up, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk."
Ah Jiu frowned and thought for a while and said, "That's it, whether to accept Xiaoyu or not, let God decide." ā
"Let God decide, and flip the coin again?"
"Hmm." Ah Jiu took out three coins and said, "If all three coins are face up, it means that God asked me to accept Xiaoyu." ā
Qiusheng was overjoyed: "Thank you, Master." ā
"Don't be in a hurry to thank you first, I haven't thrown it yet, even if you thank you, thank God." Ah Jiu threw the Samadhi coin upwards and snapped the two coins to the ground, heads, heads, and the third coin didn't know where it rolled.
"Qiusheng, hurry up and find the third coin."
"Yes, Master." Qiusheng hurriedly searched for coins all over the ground. "Master, I found it, the third coin is the reverse side."
"Really, you didn't lie to me, did you?" Ah Jiu stared at Qiusheng's eyes and asked.
"It's definitely more real than real gold, I don't dare to lie to you, Master." Qiusheng patted his chest and swore that he would promise.
"Since it's God's will, I don't bother to care about your business, remember, when you don't have money to buy blood, you can come to me, tell me that you don't have money to buy blood, I won't lend you money, and wow, you can come to my house when you are being collected for debts, and tell me that you want to hide in my house for a while, and I won't take you in."
After the instructions, Ah Jiu returned to 402.
"Did the zombies kill you?" Yan Chixia immediately asked when she saw Ah Jiu coming back.
"Nope." Ah Jiu shook his head and said, "Actually, I knew that this would be the result, but I was still too soft-hearted." ā
"You're hard enough, hey, can't you catch zombies tonight?"
"It's still caught, we can't beat it, it almost trampled me into a meatloaf last night, and I'm still a little scared when I think about it, I was driving the Golden Rune, and the zombies may not be able to step on me, but, I'm afraid ......"
"Are you afraid of something in the future?"
Ah Jiu shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid that something will happen in the future, I'm afraid that any of us will have an accident." ā
Yan Chixia said: "You don't have to be afraid of me having an accident, I have already put life and death out of the way." ā
"Have you bought insurance, and who is the beneficiary?" Ah Jiu asked suddenly.
"I didn't buy it, why are you asking this?"
"I'll buy it for you, and the beneficiary will write my name."
"Ahh Yan Chixia looked at Ah Jiu in surprise.
"We cultivators, either catching zombies or ghosts, don't know when we'll die, even if we die, it's not clear that we're dead, if you die that day, I won't be too sad with this insurance compensation, don't you say?"
"Hmm." Yan Chixia nodded and said, "What you said is quite reasonable, I will help you buy a few copies tomorrow, and the beneficiary will fill in me." ā
Ah Jiu shook his head and said: "A few copies are enough, at least buy a few hundred copies, listen to me, it is not a problem to get rich overnight." ā
"The night is quieter and deeper to the moon, the moon is clear and bright, travel all over the world and leave the home, and look at the moon with pain."
Look at the caller ID, it's Gaobao again.
"Hey, do you want me to help you catch zombies again, I'm catching them, you can invite a few more masters, I can't deal with this zombie alone." (To be continued.) )