First, Jiawan Shengjiamou

Some people think about the world when they drink; Some people drink and read peace; Some people still think about alcohol when they drink. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 The info lord is the first kind of person, Xun Yu is the second kind of person, and I am the last kind of person.

The lord often drinks and likes women, especially other people's women. I like to drink and sleep with women, especially women who don't have men. My lord often invited me to drink, but he did not invite me to taste women, which shows that he loves women more than wine, and he naturally knows that I love wine more than women. When I didn't mess with my father-in-law, the wine I drank was fake. At that time, I was poor, I couldn't drink good wine, and my stomach was very tricky, and it thought that everything that was not good wine was fake.

When I went to see the lord for the first time, Xiahoudun stopped me, and he asked me to take a bath first. I told him: I can't afford to take a shower. Xiahoudun said that he invited me to take a bath. I said that it would be good to prepare a large vat of wine for me, and I would bathe in it, and Xiahoudun would no longer stop me.

The lord asked Xun Yu directly in front of me: "What is Guo Fengxiao's talent?" ”

"Please also ask the lord to invite him to take a bath, and after taking a bath, everything will be clear." Xun Yu said.

The lord nodded, I took a bath with wine for the first time, and it was still a good Du Kang wine. The monarch who entertains you with good wine is not necessarily a monarch worthy of service, but the monarch who bathes you with good wine must be a monarch worthy of your service.

From that moment on, I picked up the wine bowl and helped the lord to swallow the world. The wine in the wine bowl is getting more and more delicious, and the power of the lord is getting bigger and bigger. When Yuan Shao's spear was pointed at the lord, the whole court was shocked. When the lord asked whether to stand or to peace, I said that there were ten wins and ten defeats, and the lord was determined to meet the spearhead.

What if the spearhead is too sharp? Then you need to cut off my spearhead hand, there are too many hands holding that spearhead, as long as you cut off one hand at random, the spearhead will be pierced, and there will be a chance to win.

In fact, the night before the meeting, he had already asked me for the answer. He asked, "Is it war or peace?" ”

"Peace is defeat, and there is a chance to win the war." I replied.

"Chance of winning?" The lord asked.

Yuan Shao had already used the art of the emperor before he could claim the title of emperor, and his generals and advisers were divided into two factions, and he deliberately made them check and balance each other, which on the surface seemed to consolidate his rule. In fact, in the event of a war, the balance will be tilted, because the sparrows will fight for the branches, and they will all want to drive the opposing sparrows away. Once the scales tilt and the sparrows fly away, the big tree of Yuan Shao will surely fall. ”

"There's also a battle for succession, right?" The lord asked rhetorically.

"There's more important to it. Yuan Shao was afraid that his life would not be long, otherwise he would not be in a hurry to crusade against the lord, because he knew that none of his sons were the opponents of the lord. ”

"Are you saying that Yuan Ben's original life is not long in coming? There is a basis for this. The lord's face was beaming.

"It's just a bit of intelligence plus reasoning."

"Lone believes in you, but there is still Sun Ce and Liu Biao in the south, although Liu Biao will not take direct action, but Sun Ce, the mad lion, will definitely come to attack, so Lone will be attacked on both sides."

"I have already sent the killer, the situation in Jiangdong is not stable, whether the assassination is successful or not, Sun Ce will first suspect Jiangdong's heroism, not the lord, then he will first consolidate the current situation in Jiangdong and have no time to commit crimes in the north. Besides, there are no fewer people who want Sun Ce to die than those who want to die for the lord, and Sun Ce is negligent in taking precautions, so I sent ten batches of assassins, and the success rate is more than seventy percent. ”

"Lone understands."

Second, full of stratagems: Xun You

The chess pieces are getting fewer and fewer, but the war is getting more and more fierce. The battle of the lord turned from west to east, and from north to south.

I've always been a chess player, but I'm not a chess player, because I'm just announcing chess for the master, and I'm just a chess piece for the master. The only time that a chess player is counted as a chess player was the one who planned to assassinate Dong Zhuo a few years ago, but I lost as soon as the chess pieces fell, and I was thirty-two years old that year.

Hot tea will not be too difficult to drink, fresh meat will not be difficult to eat, in the eyes of the lord, other people's territory is hot tea and fresh meat. The battlefield is like a shopping mall, and the people in it revolve around two words: interests. If you want to rely on small casualties to achieve big victories on the battlefield, you need a good chess piece over there, and I am that good chess piece.

Fire and water are far sharper than blades, because they are ruthless and can also make those who use them ruthless. If you want to become sharp, you first need to make yourself like fire and water, so that you can use the power of fire and water reasonably, so as not to be injured by fire and water. I have offered the Lord to flood the water; I have advised the lord to accept Xu You's suggestion to burn the black nest; I once saw corpses all over the mountains in Guandu.

The Yuan family was completely defeated, and the lord was about to go south, and on the eve of his departure, my uncle Xun Yu came to see me.

"Gongda, what do you think of Prime Minister Cao?"

"It's the same as the prime minister in my uncle's eyes."

"I'm afraid it's different!"

"Why did my uncle say that?"

"Gongda, you have already made Cheng quite the lord, and you have forgotten that you are Hanchen."

Listening to my uncle's reprimand, I lowered my head and did not speak.

"Since the prime minister destroyed Yuan Shao, his true heart has been gradually revealed, he has abolished the three dukes, I am afraid that it will not be a few days before the dynasty will change."

I still didn't speak, just looked at my uncle, who was six years younger than me, he was already old, and he was caught between the Han family and the prime minister and endured inner torture.

"Does Gongda understand what I mean?"

"The prime minister will go south this time, Jingzhou must be captured, but if he attacks Jiangdong, he will encounter difficulties. My uncle meant that the prime minister asked me not to say much when he attacked Koto. ”

"Yes."

"But there are Jia Xu and Cheng Yu by the prime minister's side, and the prime minister is also wise and brave, I'm afraid it's ......."

"Hmph, Jia Xu will definitely not say much for self-protection, Cheng Yu's resourcefulness is inferior to Gongda and Jia Xu, as long as Gongda doesn't make a plan."

That year, people who were shining in a red river couldn't open their eyes, some people's dreams were shattered in this river, and some people's dreams were blooming in this red fire.

3. Wisdom attached to the tiger's teeth: Jia Xu

If a wolf wants to kill a tiger, it must first disguise itself as a sheep. For a pig to chase away a wolf, you have to convince the pig that he's a tiger. Zhang Xiu and Lu Bu are the wolves, Guo Yan and Li Dao are pigs, and Cao Cao is the tiger.

Killing people is a difficult thing, and persuading people to kill people is a technical job, which is far more difficult than killing people. When persuading a pig to kill, you need to tell the pig that if it kills someone, it will be able to eat enough, because pigs are not picky eaters; When persuading a wolf to kill someone, you need to tell the wolf that after killing someone, he can eat well, and wolves like to eat meat; You have to be careful when you persuade a tiger to kill someone, because the tiger will think that you can eat it too. I'm doing this kind of business of persuading people to kill, and it's very dangerous in our business, because you don't know when you're going to die, to be killed by someone else, or to be killed by your own master. My friend Li Wenyou (Li Ru) served the master Dong Zhuo I don't know what it is, at first he was a tiger, and then he became a pig. Therefore, when the master you serve is a tiger, you must not let the tiger eat too much, because if the tiger eats too much, it may become a pig.

Sometimes I feel sad inexplicably, but I always feel that my sadness does not come from this world, this existing world. Every now and then I look up at the sky because I can't find the answer. I know what others are, but I don't know what I am. If you don't know what you are, you don't know what you're going to eat. I was lonely after Li Wenyou's death, and we used to discuss what to do together, but now we have no one to accompany us when we drink.

By the side of the tiger, I don't need to think about what I need to eat. I just need to think about what the tiger thinks, plan what the tiger wants, and answer what the tiger asks, and that's enough. When the tiger needs you, you need to become a grinding stone to sharpen the tiger's minions, and usually you just need to be the hair on the tiger's back. Don't try to turn into lice on the tiger's back, because there are many people who help the tiger catch lice.

When the tiger is still young, you have to help him properly, this help is not to feed him good meat, but to make his stomach bigger, then when he grows up, he will definitely be grateful to you. After Cao Pi became a big tiger, he didn't forget me, and made me a captain.

After Cao Pi succeeded to the throne, he once said to me with a smile: "A smart rabbit has many holes, and if your husband is so smart, he must have dug a lot of holes." ”

"Seven, and His Majesty is the last."