In a research institute in Hong Kong, a zombie looking like a Qing Dynasty is lying on an operating table, full of needles and tubes, infusing unknown liquids of various colors, and an old man with a beard and glasses is busy, fiddling with this and that. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Professor Albers, why did you spend so much money on a corpse and come back?" The assistant beside the old man asked puzzled.

"I want to study the differences between Chinese zombies and Egyptian mummies, and vampires in the Americas, if I succeed in researching, this year's Nobel Prize will definitely belong to me, ha, ha, ha."

"Oh, what did you give it a drink?" The old man's other assistant asked.

"It is a hormone, all life is formed by physical and chemical processes, and if it causes a chemical reaction again, it can promote metabolism." After explaining, Albers took out a particularly thick empty needle and said to the two assistants: "I'm going to take its brain juice for testing now, don't be afraid, if this corpse has any reaction, but his nerves are not completely still, come, help me hold his hands and feet." ”

"Oh, oh." The two assistants held down the zombie's hands and feet, and Albers stabbed the zombie's brain with a large needle, and the zombie's legs kicked to frighten the two assistants to hide away.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's a natural reaction." Albers appeased the two assistants, picked up a magnifying glass, tore off the zombie's head, broke the zombie's eyes and studied it with a magnifying glass, the zombie suddenly moved and grabbed Albers's arm with one hand, so frightened that Albers quickly broke free and avoided the distance.

"Professor Albers, is this a natural reaction?" The two assistants asked tremblingly.

Albers looked at the zombies on the operating table who kept shaking their arms, shook his head and said: "This is no longer something that science can explain, it seems that I didn't spend money in vain this time, I will go to the research here today, my arm is injured, I have to bandage it first." ”

Albers led two assistants out of the lab and locked the door.

As soon as the door was locked, there was a bang, and a coffin nail was smashed against the wall by the celestial spirit cover that forced out the zombie, and the zombie's eyes immediately opened wide and round.

The next morning, in the training hall of the Flying Tigers headquarters, Zhongfa seemed to be particularly concerned about this team, and he had to take time out of his busy schedule to take a look.

"Senior brother, I don't know when this team will be able to carry out the mission?" Zhongfa walked up to Ah Jiu and asked.

"You can do it at any time, but you can only perform some simple tasks, and you can't deal with powerful zombies and ghosts, otherwise it's no different from sending you to death."

"And how long do they need to train to deal with the mighty zombie goblins?"

Ah Jiu shook his head and said: "How long can it, the qualifications and talents are there, even if I teach them for ten years, I don't think they will make any progress." ”

"Hey, you don't look down on people, who will teach you?" Fei pointed at Ah Jiu and asked, obviously still unconvinced.

"Oh, it seems that you have a commendable courage and high morale, okay, you will be the vanguard officer of our team from today onwards." Ah Jiu patted Fei Ze's shoulder and gave Fei Ze an official.

"Senior brother, do you think you want them to do a real battle?" Zhongfa took a mouthful of a junior brother and kept approaching.

Ah Jiu sighed and put his chin on his hand and said, "It's not easy to find powerful ghosts and resentful spirits, and bullying lonely souls and wild ghosts can't show the ability of our cultivators." ”

"Senior brother, do you remember the red-robed fire ghost last time?" Zhongfa asked suddenly.

"What?" Ah Jiu was surprised: "You haven't refined the red-robed fire ghost yet?" ”

"Well, yes, we can use the red-robed fire ghost to train our troops."

"No, I can't. Ah Jiu hurriedly shook his head: "There will be a lot of trouble, and you won't be able to pay this responsibility when the time comes." ”

That night, there was no moon in the sky, and the wind was gusting, in order to find a ghost to practice, Ah Jiu led a group of Flying Tigers to the cemetery and put on goggles, hoping to find a ghost who could fight more but not particularly good.

"Hey, are you afraid of ghosts?" Ah Jiu asked loudly.

"Don't be afraid." The Flying Tigers replied loudly.

"How do you say action in English?"

“xindong。”

"Ai Kidney."

"Yes, it's sold."

A group of Flying Tigers search for ghosts in the cemetery. "Hmm." Ah Jiu nodded with satisfaction and walked back and forth in the cemetery, his brows suddenly furrowed, and he quickly walked to Mian Ma and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Mian Ma lifted his pants and tied his belt, and looked at Ah Jiu with cold eyes: "It's not okay to pee, you really care a lot, do you even care about my stool, heh, poof," Mian Ma spit out a mouthful of purulent phlegm on the tombstone.

Mian Ma snorted coldly and walked away, Ah Jiu bowed sincerely to the tombstone: "He didn't mean it, you must not make trouble, otherwise you won't even be able to do ghosts, and I will definitely bring you more paper money next time I come." After worshipping, Ah Jiu also bent down to look at the name photo on the tombstone.

The tomb of Chu Renmei also has a photo on it, but the photo is blocked by the numb purulent sputum, and the real face cannot be seen clearly.

Ah Jiu found a stone and sat down and waited for a long time, and the east gradually turned white, "Hey, have you found a ghost?" ”

"No, there are no ghosts in the cemetery, maybe they are all reincarnated."

"I can't find it, it's dawn, close the team."

Ah Jiu led a group of Flying Tigers back to the dormitory to sleep, it was another noon nap, and after dinner at six o'clock, everyone gathered in the dormitory for a meeting.

"Captain, what the hell are we going there tonight?" Shahu asked.

"We're going to hell at the cemetery tonight."

"But there are no ghosts in the cemetery." Lam Plus Road.

"Will you play with the Disc Fairy?" Ah Jiu asked.

Akabane nodded and said, "I've heard of it, but I don't know how to play?" ”

"Hey, you want to kill us, it's dangerous to play with the Disc Fairy, it's easy to send ghosts." Fei Ze showed a very worried look.

Ah Jiu patted his chest disapprovingly and said: "Ha, you are really fat and thin, what am I afraid of, hmph, tonight I will see that ghost is upside down." ”

At half past eleven that night, Ah Jiu and the others came to the cemetery on time.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing with the Saucer?" As he spoke, he put his hand into his crotch again, not knowing what he was doing.

"This, this, actually, I'm not very good at playing with these, but I guess there must be a saucer for the Saucer, but I didn't find a saucer, but I brought a plate and a few bowls." Ah Jiu said, unbuttoned his backpack and took out a large plate of fish and a few large bowls of meat for the New Year.

"Hey, are you playing with us?" He took out his hand and put his hand into his nostrils.

"No, this is a new game and a new way to play, and my game can be video chatted." (To be continued.) )