"Uncle, you go, don't blame me, I didn't mean to lose you, I looked for you, but you're not there. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" said, Song Qiaomo took a sip of the can of beer into his mouth, but the beer in the can was gone.

Raised the can in front of his eyes, lit the can in his hand, and just wanted to speak, a wine burp came out, "Uh, you broken can, only drank a few sips, it's gone, believe it or not, I went to your master, beat him up, don't underestimate me, I'm the winner of the taekwondo competition, although there were only five people in that competition, two winners, and then the first, second, third, haha, haha, you say it's amazing!" ”

I threw the can away, swayed left and right, and the things in front of me shook badly.

"Has this community been built? Why are there so many more houses, but unfortunately none of them are mine, I only have a small house of 70 square meters, which is still bought with my mother's money? ”

Thinking of her uncle, Song Qiaomo cried, "Woo-uncle, you are really miserable!" Why are you under my stick, it's stupid, uncle, you're really pitiful. But why? I think I'm more pitiful than you? You say, why did I provoke you, I'm a woman like a flower, twenty-three, I'm going to be responsible for you? ”

"Uncle, where the hell are you? Don't hide from me, I've been looking for you for a day, even the men's bathroom, I went in, do you know, those people on the street are more neurotic than me? I call you uncle, but I still want to be your sister, haha, haha, it's funny. ”

Because he was drunk, he had a very loud voice, and at this moment he had no scruples, in this dark night, like thunder, suddenly, a family remembered the cry of a child, the lights of that house were turned on, and I saw a middle-aged woman push open the window, and there was a roar of a lion in Hedong, "Who! I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and I came here to cry wolf, and my children were woken up by your voice. ”

Song Qiaomo was already in a bad mood at the moment, where she could still stand others yelling at her, opening her mouth wide, stretching out a finger in each hand, blocking her ears, coming, the real Hedong lion roared: "Auntie, what are you arguing about!" I'm admiring the moonlight, you're disturbing my Yaxing. ”

With this shout, the lights in the entire community suddenly turned on, and Song Qiaomo seemed to wake up a little drunk, looking at the bright road in front of him, and before the people in the community could speak, he said loudly: "Thank you, help me clear the road ahead." After speaking, he took three steps and staggered towards his small home of 70 square meters.

And after he left, the lights in the community went out one by one, and while turning off the lights, he said some casual words.

"This man is insane!"

"I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and I ran outside to get drunk."

"Boy, you are not allowed to marry such a girl in the future, if you start a drunken madness, the whole house will not be demolished by her."

Song Qiaomo came to the door of the house, went to his bag and rummaged through the key, and suddenly seemed to be stepping on something, this frightened, drunk and half woke up at once, came out of the bag with his mobile phone, and turned on the flashlight.

In one photo, a person was lying at the door of her house, which was another fright, and she woke up drunk.

Looking at the person lying at the door, looking carefully, unkempt hair, unshaven beard, and clothes that have not been changed for a few days, isn't this uncle?

Song Qiaomo happily hugged the person on the ground, regardless of whether the uncle was dirty or not.

"Uncle, it's good that you're back, I won't drive you away again, if something happens to you, I don't have to be suspected by the police, and then I won't be free for the rest of my life, uncle, you came back just right."

The uncle squatted here and waited for his sister to come back, but he didn't expect that this was a whole day, and the hungry and sleepy uncle fell asleep slowly, originally sleeping very sweetly, but he was overwhelmed by the weight on his body, so he had to wake up with his eyes open, and saw his sister at first sight.

At this moment, the hug was transformed, and the uncle hugged Song Qiaomo, the uncle was very happy, and said excitedly: "Sister, you are back, I said that you will come back, sister, where are you going to take me with me next time, I am very lonely waiting here alone." ”

The uncle's hoop was very hard, so that Song Qiaomo was about to suffocate, and broke away from the uncle's embrace, the two of them couldn't spend the night outside this door, "Uncle, get up quickly, let's go to sleep at home." ”

After speaking, he finally found the key, opened the door, and took the uncle into his seventy-square-meter house.

Let the uncle go to the bath first, and see if there is anything else to eat at home, she has not eaten anything today, and she has just drunk seven or eight bottles of canned beer, and now she is hungry? And the uncle, the uncle hasn't eaten for a day, what are you doing?

When I opened the refrigerator, there were only eggs left in it, and there were no fresh vegetables and meat in the fry.

Sighing, he took out four packs of instant noodles and two eggs, and it seemed that he would have to go to the supermarket tomorrow to buy some vegetables and come back.

Just as she was about to boil water to cook instant noodles, a loud scream came from the bathroom.

Song Qiaomo immediately put down the instant noodles and seasoning packets in his hand, and hurried to the bathroom, that uncle is not a normal person, his IQ is a child, he won't be scalded by hot water, right? Or was it cold from the cold water? With conjecture, she finally came to the door of the bathroom, took a deep breath, and with a pull of her hand, the bathroom was opened.

"Ahh

A louder voice came out of Song Qiaomo's mouth than just now, and she seemed to have seen something she shouldn't have seen just now. Song Qiaomo covered her eyes with her hands, and then spoke: "Uncle, you, is there something wrong with you?" ”

But the uncle didn't answer her with words, he only wrapped a bath towel around his waist, and rushed straight to her, his arm that didn't dry the water hugged her like this, his chest was tightly pressed against her hand.

The bearded chin rested on her shoulder, rubbed hard, and pouted, "Sister, I'm scared, there was a strange sound outside the window just now, I'm so scared." ”

Song Qiaomo's hand tightly covered her own eyes, but her eyes couldn't see it, but the touch on her skin was very obvious, oh my God! It was the first time she had been so close to a man.

You can feel the uncle's heartbeat, bang, bang.

At this time that made people blush and heartbeat, she took away her uncle's hand, and immediately came to the bathroom window, opened it and saw that there was nothing strange, only the whirring sound of those trees being blown by the wind, it turned out that I don't know when, it will start to rain again.

Turning around, this time, her eyes looked at the ground as much as possible, and said comfortingly: "Uncle, don't be afraid, the trees outside are blowing loudly, and it is about to rain, you wash quickly, I made noodles outside, waiting for you to eat." In the end, she couldn't stand such a pink atmosphere, and Song Qiaomo fled for the first time since she was born.