I am a god, to be precise, I am a god in charge of love, which is what people call the old moon. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although my official position is not too big, but I still have a lot of oil and water, and the world says that it is better to demolish ten temples than to break a marriage. I don't have to fight and kill in this job, and I have a lot of merits, I don't know how many people envy me. Seeing that Xingtian hit the heavenly court at the beginning, it was none of my business. That monkey is about to tear down the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the god is still receiving merit here.

In fact, the comfortable days are a bit boring, and there are many times when I still think of my sister Bixiao, how happy we were when we were on the Three Immortal Island before the gods, and now that kind of time can no longer be found - I don't know when Tiandao began to prevent fairies from falling in love. I'm going, I'm going to be big, why, I, the god in charge of love, don't know, anyway, this is already heavenly.

Although Sister Bixiao and Sister Qiongxiao still come to visit me often, I really can't let go of my Sister Bixiao in my heart.

In order to figure out the reason for this, for the sake of my sister Bixiao, and of course my curiosity, I have tried to marry the fairy several times.

At the beginning, I secretly connected to the marriage of the Three Virgins, and as a result, Agarwood was born, and when I thought it was nothing, the Three Virgins were held at the bottom of the mountain, which made me feel very guilty. After a long ideological struggle, I connected the red thread of the Seven Fairies - this is the daughter of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor's favorite princess, this is all right. I didn't expect this to be even more ruthless, Dong Yong, you kid, I'll just bring you a Seven Fairies, what do you mean by letting the Seven Fairies introduce the six princesses to your brothers. You have killed you in one fell swoop for the Jade Emperor. I can't help you with this, so ask for your own blessings.

Hey, this is good, Sister Weaver Girl is alone, I'm very tired from working all day, Brother Yue will give you a vacation, you have to find someone who has no brothers, well, although this kid is a little poor, but the others still meet the requirements, especially the cow, that's not the Bull Demon King and their relatives, this is a big man who is coaxing the bull, I think the monkey had to be willing to call the big brother.

"You, you, you, you, you're not a hooligan, you steal my Weaver Girl's sister's clothes, you can't do this, although I pulled you the red thread. It's all to blame on that monster cow, I shouldn't believe in the character of the monster. "It's over, this thing is bad, I've done a lot of bad things recently, the Jade Emperor is a little dissatisfied, I'm aiming at me, I can't help you, at most, I will help you more publicity, see how to win a sympathy point for you."

Is it that my direction is wrong, could it be that fairies can't fall in love with mortals, fairies are too powerful, mortals are too weak, yin and yang are unbalanced, yin and yang are in decline. Infatuated people are always blind, and that's what I am now. Believe it or not, I see I'm looking for a target again.

"This, this doesn't work, this doesn't work, this doesn't work, there is, then find Sister Chang'e on the Taiyin Star, anyway, she has been lonely for so many years, "I can't help but praise myself for doing this good thing." Who is the other half looking for, well, eh, this, yes, this is this, this is good, Marshal Tianpeng, this is a wealthy family, Marshal Tianpeng has countless people, and he is a disciple of Laojun and one of the four saints of Taoist protectors.

Eh, what's going on, I'll just match you, why are you playing drunk, you can be drunk, it's not good if you are drunk, it's not good if you are drunk, it's okay if you are drunken in front of so many people, the key is that the Jade Emperor is still here, what kind of character is this. Brightened the blind Erlang God and his dog's eyes.

The Jade Emperor also talked to me, saying that he wouldn't let me be fooling around, and that he should be careful. It's also very stressful.

After many times of research, I thought about it carefully, and I came up with a way, not to use the normal marriage line, but to have my own red line, which may be the reason for the spare tire. After the Jade Emperor's warning, I can't test anymore and come directly.

Just as I happily picked up Sister Bixiao's marriage line and was about to connect with mine, I was so happy and sad. What is this that stumbled me, when I stood up, I found that Sister Bixiao's line was connected to Li Junhua's, this Li Junhua is a third-generation official, his grandfather is Li Jing, the generalissimo in charge of the heavenly soldiers, and his father is Li Jinzha, a Buddhist celebrity, especially his third uncle, Li Nezha, the first general of the heavenly court. has had a charm aura since birth, and when he grows up, he is so handsome, I don't know how many girls in the sky are looking at it. Hurry up and cut it short, why keep cutting it. No, give him another one over there, that's it, Daji's descendant, that little fox, let him seduce him again.

It's really unfavorable, it's only been a few days before there is chaos outside, what, Sister Bixiao and Li Junhua went to Tianhe to play, so that the little fox Feihua saw that the fight started, and it went to the Jade Emperor. Oh, it's over.

As soon as I arrived outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, I heard that the three of them were going to be knocked out of the mortal world to re-cultivate, how could this be, hurry up and persuade the Jade Emperor.

I haven't spoken yet, the Jade Emperor first gave me a few heads, and if it weren't for my conscientiousness for so many years, he would have punished me. Why didn't you say it last time when you asked me to connect the Jade Fairy with you. But there is no way, poor my sister Bixiao is going to suffer.

No, I have to find a way to help Sister Bixiao. Well, it just so happened that a group of children came out of the voice of the children, just these boys, these are all bear children who have been in the heavenly court for many years, they have not grown up since they were gods, and they make trouble all day long when they have nothing to do in the heavenly court. Just as I hurriedly opened the door, my marriage ball was placed behind the door, and I lay on the side pretending to be drunk.

Okay, these bear children are really here, yes, just play that, yes, yes, I won't ask you to compensate for the mess, I'm pretending to watch on the side, and there is a kid who wants to mess up a little more, looking for red lines everywhere, I'm in a hurry to see it. So I pretended to be talking in a dream and pointed to the wall, "My red line, my red line." "A bunch of bear kids played for a long time before leaving.

I got up and looked at it, and drank it, it really lived up to my expectations, it was a mess, men and men, women and women, two men and one woman, two women and one man, and there were all in circles. I hurriedly pretended to be nervous and ran to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

When I entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor was still eating peaches and drinking wine. It's contemptible, but I didn't show it.

"Qiyu Jade Emperor, Weichen was negligent for a while, messed up the marriage, and may the Jade Emperor punish him." I lowered my head so that the Jade Emperor could see that it was deliberate.

"Ah, what's going on, Heavenly Dao, how dare you."

"Returning to the Jade Emperor, the minister was greedy for a cup、、、 "You can't always rely on the child, you should be able to get by."

Sure enough, the Jade Emperor was angry and was about to punish me. I was snickering in my heart, and the old gentleman and Taibai on the side pleaded with me. I said you two old guys, isn't this a good thing for me, although I usually have good popularity, but Laojun, you haven't found out about stealing a few nine-turn golden pills from you last time? And Taibai, the last time you went to the Nether to recruit youkai, I removed your cloud brakes, and you forgot the miserable situation when you hit the mountain.

"The guilty minister is willing to be punished, please ask the Jade Emperor to punish the guilty minister and think about it." I hurriedly said, I can't go down any later, and the old fairy friends on the side will intercede for me.

That's how I came to hell, "Hey, Brother Bull, Brother Horseface, Brother Judge, you are all here. "There are old acquaintances who came to see me off, and we walked all the way straight across Huangquan Road to Nai He Bridge. Over there, Meng Po just served me Meng Po soup cow head and walked over to take it, and when she served it to me, her steps were very big, and the soup was spilled all over the ground. Meng Po looked at it and didn't speak.

"This, this will do," isn't an obvious cheat. The old brother is still facing me, which made me make a decision, "The money that Niu Tou lost to me playing mahjong some time ago doesn't have to be returned, and I won't say anything about the last time Ma Mian went to find the Pegasus Fairy." Judge Cui drank too much last time and said that he liked Meng Po, so I don't remember it.

"Dude, what else do you want to say?" Judge Choi asked me.

"Sister Bixiao, they haven't been reincarnated yet, let's throw us together, and also, get me a rich family." I can't compare to Li Junhua in the sky, and my family background is better than him below.

"By the way, let's go to the Land of Origin." It occurred to me that something important was happening.

The place of origin is the place where the world originated, and it was there when the gods were first sealed and the journey to the west was made, and everyone competed for that treasure land. Later, because everyone was fighting there, the damage was too serious, and after the Journey to the West, the Heavenly Dao was directly blocked, prohibiting any immortals from entering. I thought that even if I was reincarnated, the Li family would be amazing, and I would have to find someone to spend no minutes, and I would still be hung up and beaten when the time came.

What I don't know is that after I left, Sister Qiongxiao also came, and secretly took a little fox into reincarnation, and I didn't even know about this matter, only Meng Po sent it again.