Chapter 18: The Half-Hung Apprentice
"Ahem, ahem!"
Qian Yu lifted the dung bucket on his head, fortunately he held his breath and closed his mouth at the moment when the dung bucket was buckled on his head, if he really ate this big dung into his mouth, Qian Yu was afraid that he would die. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Rao was like this, although Qian Yu held his breath, he could still feel the pungent stench drilling into his nostrils.
"Hehe, little one, I told you a long time ago to be honest. But you didn't listen. ”
Lao Li Tou looked at Qianyu with a smile, as if the stench had nothing to do with him, his ears were full of dung, Qianyu just vaguely heard Lao Litou's words, and when he saw the expression on Lao Litou's face, Qianyu kicked directly towards Lao Litou in anger, Lao Li Tou turned sideways, and lightly let Qianyu's kick pass, but then, Lao Li Tou only felt a cold hand on his hands, and it turned out that a few drops of dung hanging on Qianyu's body were thrown on his body with Qianyu's movements, Even a drop on his own hand!
This suddenly made Lao Li's face completely black, and in the next second, Qian Yu only felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and his body flew up like a cloud, and then fell to the ground fiercely, and then, a large bucket of cold water was poured on his head.
"Wash me up! A big body of, the old man is disgusted when he sees you! ”
Saying that, Lao Li Tou went to wash his hands by himself, and even took off the coat he was wearing, watching Lao Li Tou wash his hands over and over again, a thought popped up in Qianyu's mind: I'm a lot older, and I even have a fucking cleanliness habit?
Without waiting for Qianyu to think about it, the pungent smell on his body came in again, and he almost didn't make Qianyu's dinner disgusting, Qianyu hurriedly took off the clothes on his body, and didn't care whether the well water was cold or not, picked up the soap on the side and began to wash it.
Even washing clothes and taking a bath, Qianyu washed for nearly an hour before he felt that his body didn't smell anymore, put on wet clothes, Qianyu glanced at Lao Li Tou, thinking about whether there was any chance to escape, and found Lao Li Tou sitting on a rattan chair, holding a big smoking gun in his hand, smoking while looking at him for a long time.
"You...... Who the hell are you? ”
Qian Yu hesitated for a moment, walked up to Lao Li, who looked at him with a smile, spit out a puff of smoke, and said with a smile: "Who is the old man, you will naturally know this in the future, boy, listen to me, hurry up and go back, don't make mistakes." ”
"You...... Are you really going to let me go? ”
Qianyu looked at Lao Li Tou unwillingly, the latter didn't seem to hear it, just smoked a cigarette comfortably, and then pointed to the small door on the side.
That small door is the one that Lao Li Tou usually sends food to the kitchen, and the door lock is opened, and it is obvious that Qianyu will walk back through that small door.
"Old man, you have to talk today, you must not say anything about what I ran out."
Walking to the small door, Qian Yu glanced back at Lao Li, who waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, do you think that the old man is your little slippery head, and what he says is the same as farting?" ”
“……”
Qian Yu was speechless, so he could only go back in disgrace.
"The way of authentic Bajiquan...... Looks like I'm not mistaken, old man. But...... That little guy's face is really incomprehensible, interesting, interesting......"
Lao Li Tou looked at the direction where Qian Yu was tiptoeing away, and said to himself.
……
Carefully avoiding the prison guards and corrections and returning to the prison, Qianyu laboriously twisted back the iron railing he had bent before, lying on the ground panting, this trip out was really a loss for his wife and soldiers, not only tired of stinky sweat, the clothes on his body were also soaked, and what was even more annoying was that he was splashed with dung.
At the moment, Qian Yu can only think in the long run, and he can't completely trust that old Li Tou, in case he tells about his escape from prison, then it is basically impossible for him to think about it again.
Thinking like this, Qian Yu lay on the bed and only felt that his mind was in chaos, and tonight was destined to be a sleepless night. And the golden dragon on the other bed, seeing Qianyu unexpectedly going and returning, there was a feeling of joy in his heart.
……
Nothing was said one night, the next day.
Qianyu and the Golden Dragon were in the big playground of the juvenile detention center together, Qianyu had been silent, he had been thinking about it all night last night, and still hadn't come up with any good solutions.
Looking up, the towel he used to climb over the wall yesterday has disappeared, it seems, it should be Lao Li Tou took it down, as soon as he thought of the old man's unpredictable skills, Qianyu felt a headache, next time I go out, if I let this old guy bump into it again, I'm afraid I still won't be able to run out.
Seeing that Qianyu was a little depressed, the golden dragon cautiously looked around, and found that no one around noticed the two of them, the golden dragon pushed Qian Yu with his elbow and whispered to him: "Hey, Qianyu, since you escaped last night, why did you turn back again?" What do you think? ”
"Huh? Did you see me out? ”
Hearing this, a sharp cold light suddenly flashed in Qianyu's eyes, and he looked at the golden dragon's complexion and became unkind, feeling Qianyu's sudden hostility towards him, the corners of the golden dragon's eyes jumped wildly, as if he was being targeted by some man-eating beast, and hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "Brother, don't get me wrong, I will definitely not report you, if I betray you, I will not let me die." ”
"Swear a fart."
Qianyu's eyes slowly narrowed, his palms slowly clenched into fists, staring at the golden dragon as if he was about to make a move at any time, the golden dragon hurriedly took two steps back, waved his hand and explained: "Qianyu, I'm serious!" You think, if I betrayed you, I would have reported you yesterday when you ran out! ”
Hearing this, Qian Yu gradually calmed down, watched the golden dragon slowly release his fist, looked around, raised his head to the side, and motioned for the golden dragon to follow him, the golden dragon secretly breathed a sigh of relief, this time he completely believed that Qian Yu had killed someone, because the eyes of Qian Yu looking at him just now were like a man-eating beast, such eyes, even if he practiced a hundred times, he couldn't practice it.
"Now that you know about my prison break, what are you going to do?"
Qian Yu sat on the steps, his eyes looking in the direction of the vegetable garden, as if he was not speaking to the golden dragon.
"Qianyu, I still say that, I treat you as a brother, I know that you know kung fu, you want to go out to find your brother, don't worry, I Golden Dragon will promise myself in this matter, and I will never say a word to others."
"Well, I believe you."
Yesterday's prison escape failed, plus he didn't sleep well all night, Qian Yu only felt that his head was in a mess, and he also knew what kind of person the golden dragon was, he shouldn't betray himself, and now Qian Yu can't care so much, and he doesn't want to make enemies for himself.
"Huh? Qianyu, you are so good at kung fu, can you teach me two hands? So that at least I won't be beaten up here like last time. ”
Seeing that Qian Yu's tone was relaxed, the golden dragon also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then diverted the topic.
Hearing this, Qian Yu looked at the golden dragon with a strange expression, and then laughed out loud, "What, you want to learn kung fu from me?" Do you want to fight with others? ”
"If anyone does not offend me, I will not offend, but if anyone offends me, I will offend."
The golden dragon dragged the words seriously, so that Qianyu was unexpected, as soon as he finished speaking, the golden dragon knelt down to Qianyu with a "poof", which startled Qianyu, only to see the golden dragon said seriously: "I heard that in the past, if you want to apprentice and practice martial arts, you have to kowtow to the master, Qianyu, I will follow you to learn kung fu in the future, the master is above, please accept the apprentice!" ”
As he spoke, he was about to kowtow to Qianyu, the muscles of Qianyu's face twitched, his kung fu hadn't learned yet, could it be that he had to teach such a half-baked apprentice again?!