Chapter Eighty-Three: Mr. Xiaofu, Low IQ
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But Miss Nakamura lost her temper again: "Hmph! No way! I don't agree! ”
Me: "What if you don't agree?" Chie-chan is the landlord, you say it doesn't count. ”
Ms. Nakamura: "Then you say it, can you forget it?" ”
"Me?"
I laughed, "Definitely better than you do." ”
Generally speaking, the landlord will consult me when she is unsure of her attention, but not Miss Nakamura.
That is to say, in the village of the house, the landlord girl has the most right to speak, and after that, it is me, and the one who has the least right to speak is Miss Nakamura.
Although she is an adult, she deserves to be a failure.
When my landlord and I agreed, she knew that the matter was too bad to be resolved.
"Humph!"
So Miss Nakamura stood up angrily:
"I'm full!"
As he spoke, he walked vigorously to the side of the gate, probably preparing to go back to his own house and hide and sulk.
But halfway through the road, I turned back...
I thought she was going to do something.
Outcome... I picked up the remaining half of the hamburger on my plate and swallowed it in one bite.
Then he walked with a staggering step.
"Bang!"
This is the sound of Miss Nakamura vigorously closing the door.
I shrugged my shoulders and looked inexplicable.
On the other side, the landlady was holding her newly adopted pet in front of her, looking at it face to face and saying:
"Then from today onwards, your name will be Kewpie."
She happily played with the pet in her hand: "How about Kewpie?" Do you like the name? ”
And the unknown creature named Cuppy just stared indifferently at his little red eyes, let his new master fiddle with it at will, and called softly:
"Kewpie~"
The landlord's sister's decision to adopt a pet Kewpie was thus confirmed, although Miss Nakamura would grin with a threatening expression every time she saw Kewpie, in a vain attempt to scare it away, but Kewpie was very calm, completely ignoring Miss Nakamura's teasing, what should I do.
Kewpie's smart performance has been praised many times by the landlady, who praised him as an Eskimo rabbit with an IQ of 60.
But the Huskimo Rabbit? What the hell is that?
In the spirit of learning if I don't understand, I asked the landlord for advice.
The landlord girl gave me a serious face: "Eskimo rabbits, it's the population of Kewpie." However, the Husky Rabbit has long been captured by ancient humans because of its particularly cute appearance, and it has long been extinct. Cuppy: She's probably the last Husky rabbit in the world. ”
Looking at the landlord girl who set her new pet background in a real scripture, if it weren't for the fact that Lao Tzu had never heard of the existence of such an animal as the husky rabbit after living for so many years, maybe she would really be fooled by the landlord girl.
Shaking my head helplessly, I helped the landlord girl who was so excited that she forgot to eat and kept holding her pet to clean up the dishes, and then went back to her room to start taking a nap.
"Hey~~ What a fulfilling Saturday morning."
Lying on the bed, I couldn't help but sigh.
"But it should be fine in the afternoon, right? Then wait until you wake up and continue to enjoy "The White Over-the-Knee Socks of a Girl with Beautiful Feet". ”
… It was originally arranged like this, but not long after falling asleep, I was woken up by the ringtone of my mobile phone.
"Didi..."
"! It's a strange day! Usually no one sends a letter to call for months or months, but today there are two text messages?! Don't let people have a good rest, hey! ”
Sleepy-eyed picked up the phone and looked at the time... It's past two o'clock in the afternoon.
"Huh? Have you slept that long? ”
I wondered how I had slept for two hours after only a few minutes.
But I didn't take it seriously, probably just fell asleep, and this kind of thing happens from time to time.
But the text sender displayed on the mobile phone made me feel refreshed, it was sent by the harmony of five flavors, and the content in it made me frown, and my head, which was still a little sleepy, instantly woke up most of the time.
【SOS】
The text message is really short, only three short letters, but the meaning contained in this short letter... I don't understand it at all, hey!
Nima!
I'm really sorry for my poor grades!
Send me English?
Do you really want to die once and see?!
SOS?
What the hell knows what SOS is, hey!
Can't you pronounce Chinese characters or Japanese words well?
Bastard!
Pulling up my hair in distress, English or something, I'm better than Miss Kashiko, I can know a few simple words, I have to thank Scarlet Ink for help, she taught me - pig, dog, paramecium, retarded these easy-to-understand words.
But SOS... I can think of nothing other than the SOS regiment.
What does the harmony of the five flavors mean?
SOS Regiment?
Could it be that he is also a member of the SOS chat room? Because I found some clues, I deliberately sent it to show me who I am?
But is it necessary to send a special text message to tell me about this kind of thing?
Probably not.
But what exactly does SOS mean? I didn't think about it, but I really wanted to know the meaning of the text message of the five flavors, because I thought that if there was nothing particularly important, he wouldn't have sent a message.
So I can only be cheeky to find Miss Nakamura next door.
She is a serious science professional, although she is a substitute, but she is also a ruthless character who has won the first place in the school grade every year from childhood to adulthood.
“SOS?”
Miss Nakamura, who was holding the general to play the game, didn't look back.,In the face of shameless questions, I just pulled up an inexplicable smile:
"To say the words of SOS... I don't know. ”
"Hmph, less garlic! Hurry up and tell me everything you know! Otherwise, the number of times you do laundry will go from 3 to 0! ”
"Hey, hey! That's what you promised, but you can't talk about it! And the laundry has nothing to do with this! Why don't I tell you, you're going to threaten me with what happened before! ”
"Why? Of course, it's on my hands, and if I don't wash you, you won't be able to take me. ”
"Cut. I'm afraid of you. ”
Miss Nakamura looked disdainful, as if she didn't expect me to be such a shameless villain.
"Why don't you go online and find the answer to such a simple question? It's not like you don't have a net. ”
"Huh?"
Yes! it! Why don't I go and search the internet?! It's really a head hit!
As soon as I thought of it, I quickly took out my mobile phone and searched for the meaning of SOS online.
"It turns out that SOS is a distress signal sent by people when they call for help!"
It dawned on me.