About Obesity......

Hanhan once exploded, with a height of 165 and 45 kilograms, he is actually a relatively thin existence, but unfortunately Hanhan's small belly and thighs have some small meat, and it is meat that cannot be reduced. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

One day after work, Hanhan, Hanhan's colleague and boyfriend squeezed the subway home from near the company, because it was the first station of the Batong line, so when the door first opened, it was difficult to squeeze it, and if you were lucky, you could still have a seat. It's a pity that Hanhan is usually the one who is unlucky.

So the three of them chatted all the way to the pillar, and Hanhan's colleagues talked about the topic of fitness.

Colleague: After a while, the weather is warm, and I want to go to the gym, and I don't have a good body for a long time.

Hanhan: Okay, okay, if you find a suitable gym, you can bring me with you, and lose weight by the way

My colleague looked me up and down, puzzled: Are you sure? If you subtract it, you won't have it~

At this time, Han Han just wanted to speak, and the boyfriend next to her said faintly: She should lose weight, otherwise someone should give her a seat after a while~

Colleague: Huh? What's wrong? You're planning to get married and have children so soon~

Hanhan was embarrassed, and just wanted to explain, her boyfriend said faintly: No, it's because the belly is too big and there is too much meat~

Seat...... Belly is too big...... Too much meat......

Hanhan, who was seriously hit by her self-esteem, stepped on her boyfriend's shoes hard, and later thought distressedly that if the shoes were dirty, she didn't have to brush them yourself......

About standing......

Before moving to Tongzhou, Hanhan and her boyfriend lived near Chaoyang University of Media and Communication, so they basically took the bus to work, but during the rush hour of work, Chaoyang Road, which can no longer be congested, is very tangled by bus, and what is even more tangled is that there are ten buses along the way, no matter which one you get on, there is no seat.

If time permits, Hanhan and her boyfriend will choose to stand on the car with fewer people, if they stand at the door from our station, then the next eleven stations are more tragic.

However, although it is standing, Hanhan's center of gravity is often unstable, once the driver brakes, Hanhan has to shake left and right for a while, if the driver brakes sharply, he may have to run forward several steps to stop.

So every time Hanhan gets on the bus, he is dragging the handrail or seat back of the bus with his hand, and he is dragging his boyfriend's arm with the other, and his boyfriend is dragging the handrail with one hand, and the other hand is also energetically protecting Hanhan's waist.

One day on the way to work, the driver's master braked suddenly, Hanhan not only did not hold his handrail and planted it forward, but also dragged his boyfriend to fall down together, but fortunately, his boyfriend pulled a seat back halfway and saved Hanhan with great effort.

After Hanhan stood firmly, he heard his boyfriend counting himself: You have never stood firm on the bus! I also said that I was with somen noodles, I don't have the strength, I think you are not even as good as somen noodles, somen noodles are straight, and you are at most an instant noodle, never stand up straight, instant noodles!

After two stops, I saw that my boyfriend's temper had subsided a little, and then weakly shot back: But instant noodles are much more delicious than dried noodles~

Boyfriend:......

About Utility Poles......

Hanhan is farsighted5. 2's eyesight, every time he mentions this, his boyfriend will be a little frustrated, because he is nearsighted nearly 700 degrees of myopia.

One day at work, almost late, the two were at the gate of the community, and when they saw the bus coming from a distance, they ran to the bus stop sign together.

Han Han suddenly found that the sky in Beijing today was good, blue, and there was a white airplane line, and the memories of his childhood instantly came to mind.

I took my phone out of my pocket, turned on my camera, and prepared to take a picture. However, because he had to catch the bus, this series of actions were carried out while running, and when Hanhan held his mobile phone to the sky, there was a sudden "bang", and Hanhan's head hit the telephone pole in front of the bus stop.

At this time, her boyfriend was already standing in front of the stop sign waiting for the bus to come, but when he looked at the side, Hanhan didn't follow, so he looked back and saw Hanhan standing in front of the telephone pole rubbing his head, and he immediately laughed breathlessly.

Hanhan heard her boyfriend's laughter, and rubbed her head unwillingly and walked over, but after both of them got into the car, her boyfriend's laughter still couldn't stop.

Hanhan: You're not finished~

Boyfriend: Haha, you say every day that you have good eyesight, and you still hit a telephone pole with good eyesight, I am 700 degrees myopia, and I haven't gone out with glasses, I never bump into it, you say you're stupid~

Hanhan: ...... I'm angry if you laugh at me again~

Boyfriend: I'll laugh for a while, you're enough to make me happy for a month, and I can finally tell others in the future that it's possible to go out and hit a telephone pole, and my girlfriend hit it, you say you're not stupid~

Hanhan was really angry: Are you stupid when you say that you found such a stupid girl as me!!

Boyfriend:......