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“！” Shan Yu felt that what the emperor said was very right. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The emperor turned his head, hooked his finger at the hall, and said, "Journalists, gentlemen and misses, please come here!" ”

“？” Looking at the reporters who flocked to him, Shan Yu was nervous. He still wasn't used to the bombardment of reporters.

And the emperor behaved much more than Shan Yu was more experienced. I saw the emperor hooking Shan Yu's shoulder with one hand, making an "ok" gesture with the other, and said with a smile: "Come, laugh, make the knife stand better!" ”

“oh！ Ha! Mother! I'm here! Shan Yu smiled stupidly at the camera.

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After taking a few photos like a fool, Shan Yu suddenly thought that he was here to assassinate the Emperor of the Central Plains, not to take pictures. Putting the golden knife on the emperor's neck, Shan Yu roared sharply: "The first warrior of the Huns, Shan Yu, wants your head!" ”

At this critical juncture, suddenly, everyone heard General Bao's surprised voice: "Mulan is a girl!" ”

When everyone looked back, they saw a drunken soldier, jumping on the table, taking off his coat and waving it in his hand, with a glass of liquor in his other hand. The dark green lingerie wraps around the delicate curves, and it's obvious that she's a girl!

"A woman dressed as a man?" "That's enough gossip!" "Dig up the news!"

The reporters who were originally taking pictures of the emperor's assassination suddenly lit up, and they left the emperor and Shan Yu one after another, and squeezed towards the soldier dressed as a man. There are even women disguised as men to infiltrate the barracks, this news is more attractive than the assassination of the emperor, and it will definitely increase the sales of tomorrow's newspaper, so you must not miss it!

Seeing that the reporters surrounding the two of them ran away, Shan Yu and the emperor couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "Hey! Don't ignore us! ”

Shan Yu suddenly thought that the spy he had sent to the Han camp to inquire about the news told him that there was a soldier in the Han army disguised as a man, and he immediately understood that that person was the drunken and crazy Hua Mulan in front of him. Shan Yu threw down the emperor in his hand, held his golden knife and rushed towards Mulan: "You are the Han soldier who disguised himself as a man?" ”

"Uh...... My name is Flower, Mulan! Mulan said with a hiccup, unaware of the approaching danger. Just as Shan Yu had already rushed in front of Mulan, Mulan slapped a wine glass on Shan Yu's face and asked, "What's your name?" This girl is a substitute father in the army! ”

"I ...... I...... I ......" was suddenly slapped in the face, and Shan Yu was so angry that he beat his chest and feet, looking like he was about to explode in anger.

"You? You? You? What do you think? Mulan, who was on her brain with alcohol, didn't know that she was afraid at all, but made a face at Shan Yu, deliberately stimulating him.

"Mulan is dangerous!" The senior brother and the junior brother hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Mulan's leg to pull her back. They copied Shan Yu and fought several times, how could they not know that Shan Yu was strong in martial arts? Besides, in Mulan's situation, if she really wants to fight, she must be at a loss!

"I ...... I just love heroines like you! Shan Yu suddenly stopped, took Mulan's hand and said with a look of admiration.

Mulan suddenly woke up, looked at Shan Yu who was holding her hand suspiciously, and then turned around and asked, "What happened?" ”

"......" This is too comedy, the senior brother and the junior brother don't know how to answer Mulan's question.

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After figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, Mulan readily accepted Shan Yu's admiration, and the two began to fight again.

"Turtle who doesn't toast!" Mulan, who was drunk and dizzy, pinched Shan Yu's ears and shouted.

“ok！ ok！ "Just hold the jar of wine and pour it into your mouth.

At this time, the emperor, who was already safe, came over with a smile and announced, "I declared Mulan to be the princess of Xuancheng and married Shan Yu...... I gave me a dowry and a large chest of precious jewels. ”

"Quick!" The chief eunuch hurriedly asked the senior brother and the junior brother to carry the jewels over.

"I hope that the people of the two countries will live together in harmony and share peace from now on." The emperor pointed to the box of jewels and said.

Mulan excitedly opened the box and saw that the jewelry inside was dull and damaged. Mulan was so angry that she smashed the wine jar: "I want a divorce!" ”

"Wow! Forget that box is a fake of your tribute! The emperor suddenly thought of it.

"You bastard!" Shan Yu was so angry that he scolded.

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After the fake jewelry turmoil, the emperor and Shan Yu sat on both sides of the table, ready to sign an armistice agreement.

"Now that we have become in-laws, please sign an armistice." The emperor still said with a smile.

"Okay! This king keeps his promise! Shan Yu said briskly, biting his finger very manly and covering the agreement, "Press the bloody fingerprint and swear to the sky." ”

"Your Majesty, you should also treat each other with courtesy!" The little junior brother standing on the side reminded, "Bite your finger and press the blood mark!" ”

So, the emperor put the index finger of his right hand in his mouth and bit it hard - the finger was bitten off!

"Wow! What are you biting so hard? The little junior brother was so frightened that his eyes bulged bigger than a brass bell.

"Call the doctor!" The senior brother shouted to the emperor with a blue face.

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Shan Yu and Mulan left the palace, leaving General Bao and others ready to accept the emperor's reward.

The emperor cautiously took a sword and handed it to General Bao: "General Bao has worked hard and made great achievements, give you a sword!" ”

"Thank you, Lord Longne!" General Bao was so excited that he burst into tears, and hurriedly took the sword and held it in his arms, "Born and died on the battlefield for decades...... Finally won the sword of the highest honor! ”

General Bao returned to his house with his sword, and on the way he thought, "What a spirit! Colleagues must be envious to death! ”

Thinking like this, General Bao suddenly saw several old generals of the same level as him, sitting on the edge of the wall. Beside them were a dozen or so swords identical to those in his hands, marked: "Veteran, the real thing!" "Three fifty, royal sword!"

In the palace, the emperor affectionately patted the little junior brother on the shoulder and said, "This little brother is smart and smart!" You can stay here and do things for me! ”

"You can do things for the emperor! Oolong Temple finally raised its eyebrows! The senior brother excitedly picked up the little junior brother. Both of them burst out laughing.

"Congratulations!" The chief eunuch stepped forward, his face full of smiles, "The emperor is so important, you should hurry up and go to work!" As he spoke, the chief eunuch turned around and pointed to the little eunuch who was holding a shovel to pick up the poop of the emperor's favorite dog, and said, "You can do the fat difference!" ”

"Boom!" The senior brother suddenly lost his strength in his hand and threw the little junior brother down.

"Hmmm! Strong young man! The emperor pinched the thick shoulders of the senior brother and said with great satisfaction: "It is a good pillar who serves the royal family!" ”

"You immediately give him the post of a royal minister!" The emperor turned to the chief eunuch and commanded.

"Minister?!" The brothers became excited again.

"Minister! This way, please! The chief eunuch hurriedly led the way for the senior brother.

"Master! Did you see that?" Along the way, both of them jumped up and down excitedly, "The apprentice has won glory for you!" ”

Then the chief eunuch took them to the "Royal Laundry Department".

The elder brother thought to himself, "It can't be like this! So, the senior brother ran to the emperor and cried: "The emperor is sage! Don't send me to be the head of the laundry department! "The senior brother didn't notice that the emperor was holding his dog.

Seeing the senior brother pulling the hem of the emperor's clothes, the very fat dog immediately jumped down and bit the senior brother. Such a shrewd dog, no wonder he can get the emperor's favor!

The elder brother was attacked by a dog and was so shocked that he retreated again and again. Seeing the agility of the senior brother, the emperor couldn't help but be happy, clapped his hands and said, "Hmm! Seeing that you are agile, I will appoint you as the sword guard in front of the 'Emperor'! ”

Hearing the emperor's latest appointment, the senior brother was happy now. He made a "yes" gesture at the little junior brother, and the senior brother said triumphantly: "Hey, hey, hey!" Only children who can make trouble can eat candy! ”

Then, the elder brother took office......

Standing in the prison of the capital, looking at the prisoners who were locked up and yelling at him, the senior brother was stunned.

"Mistaken! It's a guard with a knife in front of the 'prison'! The little junior brother held the sword and said with a mocking face.

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Mulan returned to Hua's house with Shan Yu, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw her mother opening her hands at her, and rushing at a speed that was extremely incompatible with her figure. "Mulan!" Mulan and her mother shouted affectionately.

"Mommy!" I haven't seen my mother for so long, and Mulan is of course very happy.

"Mother-in-law!" Shan Yu was carrying a full body of luggage, and happily called his mother-in-law.

"Since I learned that you are married to Shan Yu, your father has not come out." Mulan's mother pointed to the Hua family ancestral hall and said.

"Daddy...... He must be very distressed that I am married to the vassal king......" When Mulan heard this, she was moved to tears, and hurriedly walked to the ancestral hall.

As soon as they entered the door, everyone saw Mulan and her father kneeling in front of the ancestral tablet to burn incense, and laughed so much that they couldn't open their eyes! Mulan's father said, "Thank you ancestors! Finally sold that difficult daughter......"

Mulan and Shan Yu returned to the Xiongnu Palace and started a new life.

One night, Mulan walked outside her room when she suddenly heard the voice of a strategist coming from the room: "I suggest that the king should do it at this time." You're guaranteed to get it the first time! ”

"Hmm!" Shan Yu touched his chin and nodded.

Mulan couldn't help but be furious, pulled out her sword and rushed in. Mulan yelled: "Shan Yu! Are you planning to invade the Central Plains again? How dare you plot in my room! ”

"We're talking about the best time to have a boy or a girl!" Shan Yu immediately held up the plan on the table and explained. (To be continued.) )