Chapter 242: Mentally Retarded Roger and the Angry Virgo Teacher Xu (Second Update!) ~)
I don't know if it was too late yesterday, I stood for dozens of minutes, my legs were really a little weak, and I finished a class with great difficulty, and silently wanted to go back to sitting. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
But Teacher Xu walked over quickly as soon as he got out of class, "Classmate Jiang Ye, I haven't said to let you sit back, stand up!" ”
"Teacher Xu, my leg is a little numb, just let me sit and talk to you." My expression was quite uncomfortable, and Teacher Xu didn't feel sorry for me, "Tell me why you are so late today, I know that you have been quite famous in school recently, but you can't be pampered and arrogant, the fourth and sixth grade exams are coming soon, you should review and review well." ”
To be reasonable, I don't have any concept of the fourth and sixth level exams, and Mr. Xu has already sent a book of mock real questions and past exam papers, but my test papers are still the same as new, boys, and the first year of the fourth grade exam basically doesn't pay much attention.
"Teacher Xu, I slept a little late yesterday, and I rushed over immediately after class, I really didn't mean to be late."
"It's playing games again, you boys know that you guys are in the dormitory all day long, and it's late." Teacher Xu said angrily, "Well, yes, teacher, I'm addicted to playing by accident." ”
It's good to admit the game, you can't say that I was late for class because I was slapping with my sister yesterday, right?
"I can understand that I play more games at university, but don't be too late for next class, you know?" I immediately nodded like a chicken.
Teacher Xu finally didn't continue to ask the teacher, took his teapot, went out to soak in water, Brother Jin, Roger finally breathed a sigh of relief, and began to talk to a few of us boys.
"I heard that Mr. Xu recently found a boyfriend, and his temper is stable, it seems that the rumors are true." Roger's gossip ability is still strong.
"That's not it, otherwise Teacher Xu can let Jiang Ye go today? Normally, it doesn't take a few minutes. ”
"Let's discuss Teacher Xu's gossip here, isn't it?" I always had a feeling of unease.
"It's okay, every time Teacher Xu comes back, she walks in front, and our brothers are around, what can she know."
"Hey, why is Mr. Xu's temper stable when he finds a boyfriend?" Xinghejun next to him asked ignorantly.
"Hold the grass, Xinghejun, aren't you, I don't understand, Mr. Xu is almost 30 years old and hasn't gotten married, this woman is 30, it's tofu scum, I heard that Mr. Xu hasn't known what the reason is, he can't get married, women are not favored by men, and they are old, this temper is just bad."
"Oh, really?" A familiar female voice came.
"yes, you know, I'm an expert on emotions." Roger said unashamedly, we were stunned for a moment, and when we turned around, I found Teacher Xu standing with a kettle, with an oozing smile on her lips, I could feel her skin stiffen, and her anger was crazily condensed in her eyes, just like a werewolf who was about to make a big move...
I can understand, I can quite understand, the two most sensitive points of women have all been touched by Roger, Wo Ri, this is simply terrible!
"Xu, Teacher Xu, aren't you usually all, all that, did you enter through the front door, what, how today."
"Yes, I originally wanted to come and hear it, you people, what do you think, but I didn't expect, hehe, what's wrong with my grade? What's wrong with me not getting married? Teacher Xu yelled at Roger almost hysterically.
The eyes of the whole class were focused on us boys, and in a few words, the girls began to share the same hatred with the teacher.
When the brothers were about to run away with oil, leaving Roger alone to bear the raging anger, Teacher Xu roared again, "You boys, come over to me!" ”
It was like the Beastmaster's ultimate primitive roar, which made us all stunned.
We lowered our heads, damn unabashed Roger, this thing is really good at setting up flags, I thought there was nothing to do, but now it's okay, what is extraneous branches, what is called painting snakes, I will go.
"You don't even have the most basic respect for the teacher, it can be said that you don't have the most basic respect for the teacher, and it's fun to rub salt on other people's scars, isn't it?? Do you know what it means to be a good person? ”
"Bored man's evaluation of women's frivolity..." Brother Jin actually forcibly popularized science, Teacher Xu trembled inexplicably, pointed at a group of us boys, chattered for a while, and felt that tears of anger were about to come out.
I know that this matter is very serious, quite serious, the girls were the same enemy at first, then they were gloating, and then they were a little sympathetic, even though the class was over, Teacher Xu was still criticizing us sharply, his voice was extremely sharp, high-pitched, and quite hysterical.
After a full 10 minutes of criticism, I finally couldn't help it.
"Teacher, it's all in class now, otherwise, you should go to class first, and then continue to educate us after class?"
"I'm not going to take this class!" Teacher Xu stomped his feet hard!
"Teacher Xu, don't be like this, Roger is really wrong, you shouldn't gossip about your private life, but as a teacher, it's better to be a little restrained."
"Restraint, restraint what, do you know how much pressure I'm under? Still listening to your gossip here, and treating my saddest things as after-dinner conversations? "Teacher Xu was angry again, she was close to us, so close that I could even see the crow's feet in the corners of her eyes.
Roger took my hand and motioned for me not to continue, and Brother Jin also passed me a look, meaning to follow Teacher Xu.
But I personally think that Mr. Xu is torturing others and himself.
"Teacher, I know that you suddenly became angry, the reason is very simple, because Roger touched the point you least want to mention, but I personally think that there is no problem with women who can not marry until the age of 30, on the contrary, to a certain extent, it is considered high-quality, you are beautiful, intellectual, graduated with a master's degree, and it seems that you have been a senior translator for a period of time before, you have spent your time studying, teaching and educating people, and you have not chosen to find someone to marry mediocre at random, which I really admire." Teacher Xu's anger seemed to go down a little, and she motioned for me to continue.
"Teacher, I personally think that it may be that the scope of your life is too small, and you are more strict with yourself and others, so it is not easy to find the other half of your heart, are you a Virgo?"
"Yes." Sure enough, in my impression, that is, Virgo is so sensitive to this kind of topic, not to mention that every time I see Teacher Xu, she will clean herself up, and occasionally see her washing the cup, all of which are turned over and over several times, hot and cold water have to come several times, including the chalk ash stained on their hands, they have to be scrubbed repeatedly, in the details of life, in terms of feelings, and they have an extremely strong sense of maintaining their self-esteem.
To put it simply, typically, the whole world seems to be targeting my character.
"That's it, teacher, I think you're very good, Roger really didn't mean to say the wrong thing for a while, in fact, we are all happy for you from the bottom of our hearts, so sometimes, it's still necessary to be tolerant..."
"I think your defense is a little weak, but you're right, I'm myself, and others." Teacher Xu suddenly lowered her hand and walked towards the podium a little dejectedly, and after a while, she turned around and smiled, "But this is my personality and I can't change it, so please stand until I leave!" (To be continued.) )