【069】Big wood
Ji Ran lived in Xie Tian Village for a few days, and had some understanding of the customs here, and a few days later in the morning, Granny Li just went out, but rushed back in a hurry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Miss Ji, Miss Ji." Granny Li's face was full of joy, and Ji Ran came out in surprise, "Mother-in-law? What's wrong? ”
"Oh, Huang Tian bless, Miss Ji, congratulations, I'm happy." Granny Li was overjoyed and very happy.
I'm happy? This Han Dynasty didn't sell lottery tickets, what do I have to like?
"Mother-in-law, what's wrong?" Ji Ran asked in a daze.
"Your husband is here, why don't you go and meet him?" Granny Li pointed to the courtyard gate, only to see a young man standing outside the courtyard gate.
The man was dressed in a cloth shirt, with a green cloth turban wrapped around his head, and a cloth bag on his right shoulder, standing outside the door in the dust, and when he saw Ji Ran, he smiled politely and bowed.
Ji Ran also smiled back politely, but he was a little inexplicable in his heart, "Who is this kid?" I don't know him, how can Granny Li say that he is my husband? ”
"Huh? Miss Ji? Why don't you welcome your husband in? Granny Li looked at Ji Ran in surprise, Ji Ran looked at the man at the door in embarrassment, isn't he my husband? Why should I welcome him in?
However, after thinking about it, Granny Li is so sure that he is my husband, there must be a reason for this, let's ask the kid first, Ji Ran greeted him and walked in front of the kid, that kid is not as tall as Ji Ran, he is a little short, his clothes are coarse linen, there should be no money at home, and his appearance can only be regarded as average, short, poor and ugly, the Han Dynasty version of the poor ** silk, how can it be my husband?
"Who are you, big brother? Why are you pretending to be my husband? Ji Ran asked in a low voice, and the man looked surprised, "Husband? ”
"Well, it's my husband, we don't seem to know each other, right? Why are you pretending to be my husband? Ji Ran stared straight into the man's eyes, generally the eyes of a lying man will be scattered, sample, you better be honest, otherwise my sister will be unkind to you, hum.
The man's expression was calm, and he still smiled politely, "I didn't pretend, my wife is Ji." ”
Ji Ran pouted helplessly, what a coincidence, it turns out that his wife is also surnamed Ji, ah? It can't be my ancestor, right?
"And what's your name?" Ji Ran asked.
"The contemptible surname is Liu, the name is Jun, and the word Dehua." Listening to Liu Jun's self-introduction, Ji Ran almost fell, "You... ”
Liu Jun looked stunned, "What's wrong with me?" ”
"You... Your words are so chic. Ji Ran was speechless, it turned out that this guy was also called Andy Lau, no wonder Granny Li misunderstood him.
It's just that Andy Lau is much more handsome than you, Liu Jun, such a decrepit person deserves such a good name, hey, it's a pity...
"Girl, do you also have the surname Ji?" Liu Jun asked politely.
"Yes, my surname is Ji too." Ji Ran nodded.
"Then your husband's name is also Andy Lau?" Liu Jun asked again.
Ji Ran pursed his lips helplessly, he didn't expect to be able to hit his shirt like this, he really didn't know what to say, "Yes, what a coincidence." ”
"Miss Ji, you don't have to wait here, maybe your husband has already returned to Luoyang, I just came from Woniu Mountain, and there is no one named Andy Lau on the mountain, maybe he has already taken the path and left." Liu Jun said.
"Huh? You're from Woniu Mountain? Ji Ran's eyes widened in surprise, after a few days of understanding, Ji Ran heard Granny Li say that Woniu Mountain is the largest gathering place of bandits nearby, and those bandits were disciples of Taiping Dao earlier, and then the uprising failed, and they gathered in Woniu Mountain, specializing in robbing merchants who came and went.
"Yes, although I met a few bandits, I was sent away with three punches and two kicks." Liu Jun said lightly, as if the bandits in Woniu Mountain are not worth mentioning, this is 108,000 miles away from Granny Li's description, Granny Li said that the bandits in Woniu Mountain are all very powerful.
"Do you know martial arts?" Ji Ran asked in surprise, Liu Jun smiled slightly, "I have learned a little since I was a child, but I only know a little about the skin." ”
Wow, this brother won't be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right? Being able to come down from Woniu Mountain alone, martial arts is definitely impossible to know a little about the realm of fur, this kid must be a stunt, if he protects him along the way, maybe my plan to go to Luoyang will succeed?
Ji Ran thought alone, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and thought about it, "By the way, Brother Liu, my little sister has a reluctant request, I don't know if Brother Liu is willing?" ”
Liu Jun smiled and arched his hand, "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, if you have something to do with Liu, Miss Ji can speak." ”
"Brother Liu, don't hide it, my little sister really has something important to go to Luoyang, but there are many thieves along the way, and it's really inconvenient for my little sister to be alone, I don't know if Brother Liu can do it?" As soon as Ji Ran said this, he saw Liu Jun frowning slightly, as if he was embarrassed.
After all, there are thousands of miles from Xie Tian Village to Luoyang, and the hardships and dangers are even more unpredictable, Ji Ran and Liu Jun just met in Pingshui, and they made such unreasonable demands on others when they met for the first time, no wonder people frowned.
"Brother Liu, you don't have to be embarrassed, if it's inconvenient, forget it, just let me say it casually." Ji Ran said in frustration.
"I'm just worried about Miss Ji's status, if you arrive in Luoyang, your husband asks, along the way, there are only you and I who are lonely men and widows, it is inevitable that he will think about it, won't he cause trouble to Miss Ji then?" Liu Jun said with a solemn face.
Hearing Liu Jun say this, Ji Ran seemed to see hope again, "It's not troublesome, it's not troublesome at all, I'll tell you." Ji Ran said and suddenly fell into Liu Jun's ear, "I don't have a husband, I had to lie to that grandma as a last resort." ”
Just when Ji Ran was whispering in Liu Jun's ear, Granny Li mistakenly thought that the two of them were making love, shook her head with a smile, and turned around and entered the house.
"Huh? You don't have a husband? Liu Jun asked.
"yes, so, you don't have to worry about my husband being jealous at all." Ji Ran said with a smile, but as soon as Ji Ran's words fell, Liu Jun's face became more solemn, "If that's the case, then it's even more unbelievable, the girl hasn't allowed anyone yet, how can she be alone with me as a married man?" ”
Looking at Liu Jun's reaction, Ji Ran was much more down-to-earth, it seems that this Liu Jun is not a womanizer, although he looks a little unsatisfactory, but he is above board when he talks and acts, if he can take care of him along the way, Ji Ran will rest assured, well, Liu Jun, it's you.
"Brother Liu, as the saying goes, the body is not afraid of shadows. As long as you, Brother Liu, don't think about my little sister, what is it to be alone for thousands of miles? Ji Ran retorted righteously, this made Liu Jun a little difficult to ride a tiger, if he agreed, he was really afraid that it would cause gossip, but if he didn't agree, wouldn't it mean that he had a ghost in his heart?
If you don't have evil thoughts, Hugh said that it is a thousand miles away, that is, thousands of miles away, so what?
Liu Jun thought for a while, and finally nodded, "In this way, Liu Jun is inconvenient to refuse, but I don't know when Miss Ji will be on the road?" ”
"Don't be in a hurry, Brother Liu is coming in the dust, he must be tired, right? It's better to go to my mother-in-law's house for a day of rest first, and it doesn't hurt to leave tomorrow. Ji Ran smiled and enthusiastically let Liu Jun into the small courtyard.
"In that case, thank you Miss Ji." Liu Jun hugged his fists again and thanked him.
"By the way, Brother Liu, don't call me Miss Ji, my name is Ji Ran, you can call me Xiao Ran." Ji Ran said.
Liu Jun was stunned for a moment, and his face was embarrassed, "This... I'm afraid it's rude, right? ”
Ji Ran looked at Liu Jun inexplicably, is this Brother Liu a piece of wood? Why are you so rigid? Aren't Xiao Ran and Miss Ji all me? Why can't you call it? I don't mind, do you mind a yarn?
In the evening, in order to entertain Liu Jun, Granny Li cooked a pot of vegetable porridge for the first time, although the taste was really not good? However, this is already a very luxurious delicacy for Granny Li.
"Miss Ji, congratulations to you, your husband and wife can be reunited, I will rest assured, with your husband by your side, you will go back to Luoyang together tomorrow." Granny Li said with a smile.
"Granny Li, I'm actually... As soon as Liu Jun said this, he saw Ji Ran secretly wink, and swallowed back in the middle of his words.
"What?" Granny Li asked.
"Mother-in-law, my husband wants to say, thank you for taking care of me these days, he is actually very grateful to you." Ji Ran hurriedly replied, Liu Jun looked at Ji Ran embarrassedly, but saw that Ji Ran kept giving him a look, so he had to shut up and be silent.
"Don't be so polite, although my old woman doesn't have anything good to entertain you, but she will be satisfied if she can do something for your little couple." Granny Li said with a smile.
After dinner, Ji Ran and Liu Jun were arranged by Granny Li to the earthen house next door, Liu Jun walked to the door, but suddenly stopped, "Brother Liu? What's wrong? ”
Liu Jun turned to look at Ji Ran with a serious face, "Why are you so light with me?" ”
"Huh?" Ji Ran was stunned for a moment, "Why am I slighting you?" ”
"You keep claiming that I am a husband, what do you want?" Liu Jun looked at Ji Ran seriously, which made Ji Ran feel a little inexplicable, calling your husband is letting you take advantage, not to mention, calling your husband will not lose a piece of meat, as for being so serious?
"It's just an expedient measure, Brother Liu, why take it so seriously?" Ji Ran said softly, Liu Jun's heart throbbed, his body shook slightly, and he quickly clicked on Ren Du's second pulse, otherwise, the reverse flow of qi and blood would definitely go crazy.
"Brother Liu? You okay? Ji Ran asked nervously, Liu Jun suppressed the true qi in his body, spit out a mouthful of blood, and sat down on the spot, "You go to sleep, I'm fine." ”
"Huh? Don't you want to come in? Ji Ran asked, "It's very cold at night." ”
"There is only one room, you and I are different from men and women, how can we sleep together?" Liu Jun said with a solemn face.
I don't know if he's pretending, is there such a stupid man in the world? In the face of the beautiful girl in the city, there is still no ordinary heart? Do you think you're Uncle Hai? 【Uncle Fahai】
Brother Liu, you can pretend to be fine, why do you have to pretend like this? Ji Ran pursed his lips helplessly, "Brother Liu, the room is so big, the two of us will definitely be able to sleep, let's come in." ”
Liu Jun closed his eyes and stared, and did not answer, Ji Ran was angry, whatever you want, it is really a lump of wood, if you have the ability, don't come in all night.
Ji Ran returned to the hut, and lay on the bed in his clothes, a cold wind blew in the middle of the night, Ji Ran shivered, and when he opened his eyes, the brainless Brother Liu was still sitting stupidly outside, Ji Ran shook his head helplessly, got up and took a linen blanket and walked in front of Liu Jun, just about to drape the blanket on Liu Jun, but Liu Jun got up and grabbed his wrist, with so much force, Ji Ran, who was in pain, frowned, "Hey, you want to pinch me to death?" ”
Liu Jun looked at the blanket in Ji Ran's hand, and immediately understood, and immediately let go of Ji Ran's hand, and lowered his head in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I... ”
"Don't talk about it, rest early, you have to hurry tomorrow, the door is open, you decide whether to enter or not." After Ji Ran finished speaking, he returned to the house.