Chapter 20: The Burner Strikes Again
Early the next morning, no, at noon the next day, Ah Jiu took a nap, based on Ah Jiu's waking time, Anton Xu Qiusheng Wencai gathered around the shop to play cards, Tianya Huichuan didn't know what to talk about, Anton Xu saw Ah Jiu get up and said busily: "Master, you got up so early, don't sleep for a while?" ”
Ah Jiu waved his hand and said, "It's not early, it's time for lunch, what to eat for lunch today, won't you still eat a box lunch." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Wen Cai said: "Master, there is not even a boxed lunch on the train now, so I can only eat instant noodles and ham sausages." ”
Ah Jiu said: "It's okay, don't you still have eggs, I'll eat a few eggs and drink a bottle of soda and I'll be full." ”
"Hey, I'm really wronged by the master, when we get to Shenzhen, our husband and wife will definitely invite the master to a big dinner."
"You don't need to eat any big meals, just eat them at home." Ah Jiu is most annoyed to eat a big meal, because he doesn't know how to eat, and when the time comes, he will lose face when he goes abroad.
"How long will it take to get to Shenzhen?" Ah Jiu asked.
"I've asked the driver for this a long time ago, and I expect to be in Shenzhen tomorrow morning."
"Then do you know how to get from Shenzhen to Hong Kong?"
"Master, you want to go to Hong Kong, it's not easy to apply for a certificate."
"Who said I was going to apply, I am ready to arrive in Hong Kong unnoticed, and then return to the mainland unnoticed."
"Are you going to smuggle into Hong Kong?"
"Well, I don't know if you can help contact the snakehead, in fact, you can't help as long as you don't report me."
"No, no, no, I must help the master's help, and when I get to Shenzhen, I will definitely contact a boat to send the master to Hong Kong comfortably."
"Uh-huh, thank you so much."
"No, no, no." Anton Xun hurriedly said: "I can't ask for help to the master, but I'm really scared after this incident, master, do you have any magic weapons for evil spirits, can you give one to my wife." ”
"Oh, of course." Without thinking, Ah Jiu took out a necklace with a villain tied to it from his backpack and handed it to An Dongxu.
Wencai Qiusheng was relatively speechless, so he sent another one.
"Master, what kind of magic weapon is this?" An Dongxu asked.
"You don't even know this magic weapon, hey, do you know who this little man is tied to the necklace?" Ah Jiu asked.
An Dongxu laughed and said: "I'm a mortal, I recognize the immortals, master, this is the immortals?" ”
Ah Jiu laughed and said: "You can't guess, let me tell you, this person is the famous zombie Taoist, Mao, Xiao, Fang." ”
"Mao Xiaofang? Mao Xiaofang is the fairy of that road, why haven't I heard of it? An Dongxu was puzzled.
"Zombies, born from the resentment of heaven and earth, immortal, immortal, immortal, abandoned by the three worlds of heaven, earth and man outside the six realms of sentient beings, wandering, displaced, in the human world with resentment as the force of blood as food, with the blood of sentient beings to vent endless loneliness, but the nature of things is restrained, there are zombies as a disaster, there are righteous people to keep the right and avoid evil, there is an exorcist dragon clan Ma family in the north, and in the south, there is a generation of zombies in the long-haired Xiaofang."
"Mao Xiaofang relies on the profound Taoism, breaks through yin and yang alone, takes the safety of all living beings as his own responsibility, and is the nemesis among zombies, with Mao Daochang to protect your wife, what other ghosts in the world can get close to your wife?"
"Yes, yes, thank you, Master." An Dongxu took the necklace and put it on Huichuan's neck.
Ah Jiu nodded and said, "You are really a model husband, I will also give you a treasure to defend yourself." ”
An Dongxu was overjoyed, and Wencai Qiusheng was relatively surprised, ah, and sent one again and again.
Ah Jiu turned out a jade pendant from his backpack, and immediately stuffed it back into his bag, reluctantly, turned out a big gossip mirror with a slap, and immediately returned to the bag, reluctantly, turned over and turned out a piece of dog blood spray, Ah Jiu handed this bottle of spray to An Dongxu and said: "If you meet a ghost, use this to spray it." ”
"Thank you, Master." An Dongxu's eyes lit up, and he took the bottle of dog blood spray with a thousand thanks.
"By the way, I'll teach you another trick, you're definitely not a child, you can bite the tip of your tongue and spray it with blood on the tip of your tongue when you meet a ghost."
"Master, can you give me a few more charms?"
Ah Jiu said: "I've stuck it all on the driver, you want to go to the driver and tear a few photos in a while." ”
"But that driver won't let me tear it, if I want to tear one, he will fight with me."
"Both, here, here, I have another magic weapon for you, but I don't know if you want it?"
"Of course, master, what magic weapon do you have for me?" Andong Wook was excited.
Ah Jiu took out the empty Coke bottle on the shop and returned to the twelfth car, and came back after a while: "This is my twenty years of pure yang real water, if it is splashed on the ghost enough for it, but in order to avoid accidentally injuring his teammates, I can't give it to you now, and I will give it to you when I get off the car." ”
"Wow, Master, why is it yellow, I've seen that you have to eat a little lighter for a while." Wencai said.
For the sake of hygiene, Ah Jiu put the bottle of pure yang real water on the bunk of the fourteenth carriage, and then went to the bathroom to wash his hands.
After that, Ah Jiu chatted with Guo Tianya when he had nothing to do: "Miss Guo, what are your abilities for exorcizing the dragon clan Ma family?" ”
"I can invite Shenlong, but Shenlong was killed by me." Tianya's face was gloomy.
"You, kill the dragon?" Ah Jiu has to believe it if he doesn't believe it this time, he can't lie to himself anymore, this little girl really has a problem with her brain.
"I didn't mean it, there were a lot of things that weren't meant to happen, I couldn't control myself." Tianya argued.
"I'm sure you didn't mean to."
"You believe me?" Tianya asked.
"Well, I believe you, can you tell me how you killed the dragon at that time?"
"At that time, the dragon pounced on me, and I punched ......"
"You just punch the dragon...... Killed. ”
"Hmm."
"Well, you will be able to go home in a few days, by the way, you said that your mother is Ma Xiaoling, so who is your father?"
"God bless."
"God bless? I haven't heard of it, is he learning Taoism? ”
"No, my dad is a Hong Kong police officer, but he has quit his job now."
"Your father was a policeman, and I also thought about being a policeman to catch bad guys when I was a child, but because I was ......, I didn't go to school, and the police refused to accept me because my education was too low."
"It's okay, I didn't go to school, I was born to be the end of the world." Tianya comforted Ah Jiudao.
Ah Jiu listened to Tianya's story with a smile on his face, what kind of person is the Queen of the Virgin Mary of the World and the future Song Dynasty virus or something, Ah Jiu listened to these as stories, and listened to them with relish, and became a loyal listener of Tianya, Wencai Qiusheng wanted to say something, but Ah Jiu glared at them fiercely and signaled them to shut up.
Wencai Qiusheng was chilled by Ah Jiu's heart, and he didn't dare to continue to play cards, An Dongxu also continued to play cards with interest, and Huichuan in the bottom bunk of Tianya was completely stunned, and he didn't understand what Tianya said at all.